Madison Central High School - Tychoberahn Yearbook (Madison, WI)

Text from Pages 1 - 36 of the 1933 volume:

Bu Your New Graduation Gifts y A 5 Year DIBFICSI W Y i Fountam Pen and Pencll Sets 'I 'K SCHUUL SUPPLIES at the Two A Boolcs K e S S e I1 1 c h We Buy and Sell C USED TEXTS l Moseley Book Co 10EMffl A S t o 1' we S Main Store ..... 201 State Collegienne Shop 903'University Avenue I l with lock and key P- i including RAVEL . . HISTORY . . RELIGION N Crexts must bear principals stamp? I . i in i ... '- THE A COMMERCIAL STATE BANK extends its facilities and services to . 0 I C The Students of Central High S c h o 0 l ENGRAVINGS used n this lssue of the O ange and Black J byth WISCONSIN Q ENGRAVING x CCMPANY SO. CARROLL . FAIRCHIL i i . . Q! ' ' - 9 A r ' A are ma e e X X , J Compliments of MANSFIELD-CAUGHEY MANUFACTURERS and DISTRIBUTORS ...of... Ice Cream and Dairy Products The . Kind . That's . Always . Right Madison, Wis. Badger 1496 :HH IIIF To be Trusted is the Greatest of AIT Compliments 80 YEARS . . . a Madison institution I U of honest and dependable Service. J Conkllin Senstfompany 24 EAST MIFFLIN STREET R IIII me 1 :- . ll June ...THE 'ORANGE AND BLACK... 1933 Congratulations to you r. Klose and to Your Band each and every member FOR YOUR FINE SHOWING IN THE BAND TOURNA- MENT FORBES x MEAGHER . ' MUSIC COMPANY ' 27 W. MAIN CRepresenting C. G. Conn Ltd.J TABLE OF CONTENTS IN THIS ISSUE MIRROR UP TO 1932-1933 ...,..................... .-..... 3 IN THE LAND OF MAKE-BELIEVE ........ ....... 4 POETICAL INTERLUDE ....................... .. ...............---- 5 TALK OF THE SCHOOL ............................... .. ........... 6 Do, Re, Mi-Parrot Makes Appearance-Stu- dents Honored - Little Children Lost - Girls' Club Scholarship - Literatae - Sprechen sie Deutsche - Again Elocution SPORTS .............................................. ...........-.- - ..----- 1 8-19 DID YOU KNOW THAT ...,... -, ........... 20 CENTRAL CASTING .......,.................. ....... 2 1 THE TECHNOCRAT UTOPIA ......,... ....... 2 2 RAJAI-I .................................,.............. ....... 2 3 BOOK REVIEW .....,......,.. - .................. ....... 2 4 HOWDY, FOLKS ............,,.........,................. ..-.--- 2 6 WHY I AM STUDYING FRENCH .. ........... -----.- 2 7 ALL ACTIVITY ASSOCIATION .......,........... ...-.-. 2 7 A DISSERTATION UPON DEAD FISH ................ 23 THE MANNER OF SUNDAY MOTORISTS .......... 28 SILAS LOOKS BACK ........,...............................-...-------- 29 Cover Design and Cartoons By Donald Trachte , . . Illustrations . .O Scenes from' Twelfth Night and Tiger I'I0llS8 -.... ,........................................................... z ...... . ..- 4 Central Junior-Senior Concert Band .......,............ 7 ' '7 'l Scene from The Nativity ...- .........,...................... Central Junior-Senior Orchestra ............................ Scene from Junior High Operetta, Hansel and ,Gretel ...,.............,...........,..........................,,.......,........ 'I National Honor Society ...,..............,... ....,.................. 9 Girls' Club Christmas Project ........ ........... 9 Central Honor Pin Wearers ...,.,r... ............... 9 June Graduates .........,,................. ........... 1 0-15 February Graduates .................. ........... 1 6-17 Q - O C O 0 CHARLES Du BOIS WALTER FOSTER Co-Editors Morris Slavney, Chalis, Olsen, Frederick Gillette, Frederick Baxter, Lura Salter, Fred Alexander, Betty Anne Mayer, Kathleen Reilly, Adelaide Ogil- vie, Ruth Meyers, Olive Nelson, Edward Fleisch- man, Jane Farwell, Rachel Herrington, Mary McWilliams, Dorothy Cox, Gladene Manwaring, Geraldine Mooney, Alice Johnson, Edyth Miller, Florence Anderson, Jennie Corona. Donald Trachte, Miriam Baird, Jane Priestley, Lucille Schreiber, Carol Tomlinson, Mary Virnig, Clifford Roberts, Clara Holmberg, 'Philip'Baker. Editorial Advisor .....,.............,..,...,. Miss Beda L. Hand Business Advisor ...- ............ -...Mr. Rex L. Liebenberg sf' f'. 4 . .. NM NNN D 2 4 J X . NN 'XY I xxx N A Z ,, Portrait of the father of' five daughters but only four automobiles iwurra wurrail --:2:-- ompltments I-IOMMEL BROS. INC. Food of Supreme ualit 1933 ..THE ORANGE AND BLACK... June MIRRCR UP T0 1932 -1933 CI-IOOL started again. It was fun to be back after vacation: but the novelty soon wore off, inspite of all the new teachers at Central-Miss Junginger, Miss Ritzman, Miss Sterling, CJ Miss Pope, and Miss Schuldt along with Mr. Waehler as our new principal. Now that these teachers have been here a year, they seem an established part of Central. Do you remember the long aud programs we had about the A. A. A. fAll- Activity Associationh idea? It certainly went over big, because almost everybody joined. How many people have asked you for a dime on Tuesdays? The book exchange is another new idea. Everyone patronized it because low prices are paid for used books, and prices for new text books are appreciably lower than those of the book stores. Mr. Klose devised a new plan for the orchestra and band. The 'Junior High students who could play well enough were put in the Senior High orchestra or band. Many Senior High players were surprised to discover that some of the Junior High players were much better than those swollen - heads 'would have believed. Central won the first football game when it beat Edgerton 44-0. Everyone was at the game, and most people went on A. A. A. tick- ets. The new Mirror heads were announced as Charles DuBois, editorg Jane Priestley, business m a n a g e rg Edward Fleischman, advertising manager: and Walter Foster, news editor. Doreen Smith won the Home Talent Song Contest. So many versions of the requirements of the Honor Pin were floating around that the committee made a definite announcement to the effect that an A counted seven points and a B ' four. This has been changed so many times that no one is at all sure of the exact requisites. Class officers were electedg Walter Foster, Charles DuBois, Bid Smith, and Jay Burch were elected president of the 12a, 12b, 11a, and 10b classes, respectively. .The first honor roll came out. To take your mind off the melancholy event, remember that Central beat Janesville 13-0. But to keep you from getting too Pollyannaish let me remind you that we lost to West by a score of 12-0. Rev- erend Wee spoke in the aud period about Leif Erikson and his discovery of America. The speaker told us that it was a woman that sent the Norsemen over here. Even in those days the women started things! Club meet- ings were held for the first time this year. Sue Ogden was elected president of the French Club. The Girls' Club and the Ger- man Club discussed plans for ,the next semester. 66 IGER HOUSE was the play for the first semester, and was it a mystery show! Well,' you should have heard the screamsg and whenever any- one sat on the fatal sofa, you could have heard a pin drop. When those green and red eyes came on, snakes were crawling up and down everyone's back. Yami's leyes, Miss Murdock's accent, and the lion trainer's com- plexion were all good. I wonder if those false teeth are Jane Farwell's own? Chuck Willis was the best: he was so astounding. I won- der if anyone ever let him loose in a dime store. A new Honor Roll basis was intro- duced. It has been very popularg but no matter how many systems are used, there is A perfect specimen of a victim of the advanced science that treats of the cultured ethics of discourse in foreign tongue? never a big increase in the Honor Roll. The 12b and 12a history classes held an election for president of the United States. Of course, Roosevelt won. The 10b English classes in Miss Stark's room made many scrapbooks. These were compiled from material on biog- raphies. Armistice day came and went. Cen- tral won six football games and had second place in the city series. The Turkey Trot was the Thanksgiving party. The State Confer- ence of Wisconsin High School Editors was held in Madison during Thanksgiving vaca- tion. Members of the Mirror staff attended. Thanksgiving vacation was short and sweet. Miss Esther Hibbard spoke to the Girls' Club about Japanese girls. These girls are much more quiet and dignified than American girls. They dress in uncomfortable clothes, so they are not very athletic. Phyllis Lord looked nice, though, in that costume, didn't she? Miss Hibbard said that the girls there that -:- 3 2- are born in the Year of the Horse seldom marry, because they are sure to have tem- pers and strong wills. Naturally the men wouldn't marry such women. Were you born in the Year of the Horse ? Pk vk Ill Ill cc HAT A PRETTY picture the Christmas Pageant made! The singing was very good, too. The costumes were what I liked best. The saluta- torian, Theodora Herfurth Cnote the al, and the valedictorian, Edwin Slightam, were chosen. The orchestra gave a concert in the auditorium.. Home rooms 218, 108, 219 have had the least tardiness. Central lost to Beloit 27-13 in the basketball game. Christmas was near! One new pen was given for two old ones. The new pens were not especially beautiful but most of them worked. Then there was that aud period with Mr. Arklin - because he was hired for only a half hour and because he wanted to talk for an hour, he kept saying that if he had more time he would do this, or he would rather do that. Phooey!! lVl.'r. Elias was much better. I never lost a sheep to weep over, but once I had a dog that got run over, and I wept over that. The new members of National Honor Society were announced, and the induction was held in the auditorium. Reverend Moseley was the speaker. Calvin Coolidge dead! It sort of startled meg it was so unnatural. I had expected him to go on living until he was about 95. Strange the ideas some people get, isn't it? Do you recollect the Mythology course that was to be? It was pretty popular until everyone found out that a chance would be given for poetry and dramatic writing. Evidently the course wasn't offered again this semester. Ikvkikill HEN THE BANKS closed. Even I had 31.37 tied up. Th.e trouble we cap-ital- ists have! Seniors graduated! Oh, what a surprise! A new semester begun. Everybody was down in the office wanting program changes. Remember that haunted look on Mr. Waehler's face? Then came all the club elections. Say, who knew Rajah? It certainly was a mystery. Teachers' Conven- tion was held here. It seems to me that there are more teachers around than stu- dents. Came St. Va1entine's Day with arrows fiying thick and fast especially at the Valen- tine's Day Party. Debating has been dis- cussed as a school activity, but very little interest has been shown. The English Department got an idea and made outside reading voluntary. But, oh, the rush in the library on Friday mornings! The Minstrel QContinued on Page Thirty-twol IN THE LAND CDF MAKE BELIEVE ONE ARE THE DAYS. L L That's what people are saying about the legitimate stage. With the coming of talking pictures, drama-tics lost most of its appeal to the average amusement seeker. Broadway, which is considered a good barometer for the entire country, has seen few shows in recent yea.rs which pack 'em in as in the good old days. Several stars, who in other times would have all New York agog over their plays, have lately featured in some co-lossal flops Hits running anywhere from forty to eighty weeks are as scarce as new beer. Of course, this decline of the stage might be attributed to the depression fit gets blamed for everythingl, but even, the setting of 32.20 tops has failed to bring in the cash cus- tomers. It has been claimed that newspaper critics have outnumbered the customers by three to one, and it is a good bet that at least one-half of those relatives of the producer came on Annie Oakleys. But in all serious- ness, there is little doubt but what -the stage is hard hit, She ain't what she used to be. However, such is not the case with ama- teur dramatics. It is safe to say that such productions are increasing in popularity. Clubs and groups of all sorts are more and more taking up the drama for recreation. From earliest childhood, children pick up the game of make-believe. What boy can't remember imitating Tom Mix, Hoot Gibson, or others after seeing a rip-roaring horse operey at the local theater. What girl hasn't made an attempt at putting on the airs of some ravishing beauty of the screen. Many can remember the stupendous productions the neighborhood kids used to present in Murphy's barn. In school, plays are promi- nent as special features from the early grades through college. The writer recalls the plays and pantomimes in which the little girls went tripping around in fairy costumes, which sometimes failed to conceal the winter flannels. I P Everyone remembers the annual presenta- tion of Dicken's Christmas Carol. It is safe to conclude that practically every school boy and girl appeared in a play sometime during his grade school career. The amateur drama, of course, reaches its highest point in the high school and college where it is closest to maturity. Neither do amateur dramatics end there. Church groups frequently present plays, as well as various clubs and organizations. One occasionally reads of the victory of the Podunk or Punkin Hollow Woman's Club in the Zilch County Play Tourney. The 4-H clubs and other farm organizations foster dramatics by means of county, district, and state tournaments. Besides these, there are -:4:- many other types of clubs and organizations sponsoring the drama. Central High has seen activity in dramat- ics, having a Dramatic Club and presenting a big play each semester. This year a mys- tery comedy, Tiger House, and at Shakes- pearean c o me dy, Twelfth Night, were presented on C'entra1's small stage under the direction of Miss Ruth Kentzler, speech instructor. These are two distinctly different types of plays, the only similarity being that Jane Farwell tripped about in an old-fash- ioned nightqshirt as Aunt Sophia in Tiger House and Donald Edwards did likewise as Mlalvolio in Twelfth Night. The latter is unoificially awarded a hairless toothbrush for grace in throwing kisses. fGet it straight- on the stage, not off.J Both plays, however, were marked successes, with Tiger House being repeated for the benefit of the Empty Stocking Club. -Several one-act plays have been given dur- ing the year. Central may well place herself in the list of lovers of the drama. Dramatics LContinued on Page Twenty-seven? June ..THE ORANGE AND BLACK... 1933 POETICAL INTERLUDE Autumn From a tree top I looked over the world fThe world is wide, the world is highl. All around me were other trees, But none so tall as I! From a tree top I looked over the world, tThe sky was blue, the earth was brownl. All around me leaves of many hues Were fluttering down. From a tree top I looked over the world, CThe wind was whistling, the clouds were soarillgl. Down below me a gushing stream Wlas fiercely roaring. From a tree top I looked over the world, CThe world is wide, the world is highl. All around me were Nature's wee folk, But none so insignificant as I! -CAROL TOMLINSON, wa. ik tk lk if Ill Evening I'd watched the fish in their cool curling world And envied them in their ecstasiesg I'd watched the sea gulls soaring majestically above And heard their mocking criesg A I'd watched the pine trees against the dusky sky And listened to the mournful wind through them sighg But I was weary and sad and wished to die. I'd watched the evening sunset glow 1 And saw its hues slowly disappearg I'd watched -the gold tinged, rebellious clouds Break away and float free of all fearg I'd watched the rippling, golden w ate rs change to blue A And felt the soft, slow beat against my canoe: All was very beautiful, but I was miserable -because of you. -CAROL TOMLINSON, 10a. R it 114 ill 14 Who Am I? Now the fall has come again, But who am I that should complain At my sorry lot? Flaming trees, or icy rain, Now the Pall has come again, Leaves will die and rot. Beauty that was joy is pain, But who am I that should complain That things I dreamed are not? Now the fall has come again, Who am I that should complain At my sorry lot? -JANE PRIESTLEY, ua. The Deer-Dyrad There was a lord went to a wood A-hunting for to go: But ere he to his home returned, H'e met a wandering doe. Then to his shoulder he raised his bow' And caref'ly took his aimg But stayed was he by the gentle eyes Of the creature he sought to maim. Then nimbly sprang the doe away, Quicker than eye could see. But ere the lord could again take aim, She was far away o'erfthe lee. The huntsman urged his fleet steed on, And after a merry chase, ' The doe stopped tauntingly nearby A-panting from the race. The huntsman sprang from his foaming bay And slowly approached the deer. Daintily stepped the doe, his prey, Behind a thicket there. The lord, he ,followed most cautiously When lo! What did he see But a beautiful lady reclining there Behind 'yon greenwood tree. The lord, surprised, advanced a pace Toward her gracious smile. Entranced, again he forward steppedg Away backed she in guile. Oh stay, please stay! the lord he cried: Alas, he cried in vain. n ' Oh stay, please stay! the huntsman cried, But she was gone again. For days and nights the huntsman searchedg Alas, he searched in vain, For she was but a playful nymph Whose love he could not gain. For days and nights' the huntsman searched And knew not where he went. For he was searching for his love And not on hunting bent. And he may still be searching yet: Alas, he did not find The dyrad who had captured him And fair entranced his mind. And where is she? A doe again, New huntsmen are her preyg Wfho innocently follow her From duty, far away. -LUCILLE sci-IREIBER, wa. G 1wn1'nd'sugv D -es: 5 :-- H . Reverie . Golden river, your crystal waters trickllng o'er shining silver stones, , Flowing ever onward to the great blue sea, Tell me, are you happy or do you dance and sing And make believe that you really want to go? On your sparkling surface, clearly outlined by the beams Of sun, calm upon your laughing waters, Lies a small brown leaf. A A Tell me, will you carry this frail fairy-craft Until you reach your journey's end? My eyes are blurred by your sparkling watersg The months go slowly by. Shall we reach the end 'of our adventures? Will the leaf? Will you? Will I? H -MARY LOUISE ANDREW, 10a. we wk rl- as wk 4 A Name Though it cannot be said , That we are to blame, . Our personalities Are put into a name. Some names are mellow, Honored for years 3 Others are hidden, Obscured by the tears Of the hard working people Who vainly have striven So that the ones who follow Could be given A name. There are those who in turn Must themselves work Towards a name from which Their children need not shirk. There are those whose grand-fathers, And fathers, too, Who for their line Have achieved their due In a name. -CLIFFORD s. ROBERTS, 10a. Pan's Wood Here in this silent wood No birds will nest, Here not a wandering doe E'er will find restg Here are no rabbit runs, No wood-chucks here g Only the stillness now, In sunlight clear. Here 'neath the silver moon Silence reigns still, Trees whisper each, He comes, Olver the hill. Comes he and dances here, Soft-hoofed, alone. His pipes are his music, Shrilly they moan. --JANE PRIESTLEY, lla. June ..THE ORANGE AND BLACK... 1933 TALK CF THE SCHOOL Do, Re, Mi OUND your A . . . that's L L way off . . . now you tell me what's wrong with it. It's sharp. Flat! Where are your ears, anyway? The student realizes he is but a struggling musician. He just can't help it after Mr. Klose's hair-raising strategy. With such remarks, members of Central's band and orchestra settle down to work after summer vacation, while undoubtedly Miss Sterling, the new chorus director from West High school, experienced similar results from the comparative laxity prevalent during the summer months. A new plan was soon in operation whereby the Junior High school musicians were transferred into the Senior High school band and orchestra. This change had for some time been contemplated and had been previously operating at both East and West High schools. Central students danced to the music of a- school orchestra for the first time last semeste1'. The idea origi- nated at Central was quickly adopted by West and East, and has since become well- established in the activities of the schools. Probably no auditorium period will be remembered quite so vividly as the one in which the Mixed Chorus, the Triple Trio, and the Boys' Quartet sang. The program was excellent throughoutg but, however that may be, it still remains that the latter stole the show with their close harmonies and spirited melodies which concluded the pro- gram with the song immortal- Dinah. The boys, namely Clayton and Maynard Frye, John Wright, and George Deighton, are now being heard by hundreds of people over the air and claim undisputed popularity. ii lklkflr Parrot Makes Appearance DITING the Perroquet, a student newspaper, was the most important project of French Club this year. News items, spicy gossip, fashion d e c r e e s, and sports were among its many features. As a iinal fling a large issue of Perroquet came out last week. Olympic games were methods of entertain- ment used at many of the meetings, and these aroused much competitive spirit. Mlle. Elizabeth Dior, a native of France, addressed French students in a talk on French schools. By the actions of most people in the halls, it wouldn't seem as if many Centralites would care to attend school in France, because boys and girls are not allowed to mix at social functions of any sort. La Surprise de Maurice, a French com- edy, was presented on April 12. The cast was, Vernon Barber, Mauriceg Lloyd Kohl, the doctor: Jane Farwell, Jeanne: Miriam Baird, Madame Duval: Kathleen Reilly, Suzanne. At a. party held after' the play, Beatrice Stein and Joe Bruno gave an Apache danceg Ger- trude Esch sang, and Jeanne Gorman danced. Sue Odgen was elected president for the fall term. Other officers at that time were We tif? FOUR JACKS AND A QUEEN Romance C o w g il 1, vice - presidentg John Rohde, secretary: Bob H a r r i s, treasurer. Kathleen Reilly was president the second s e m e s te rg Miriam Baird, vice-presidentg Frances S c h w a r z, secretaryg Joe Bruno, treasurer, were the other officers. wk wk Ik Students Honored WlO HONOR societies include the most meritorious Centralites. Rachel Her- rington, Betty Anne Mayer, and Lor- ene Nelson received the Central Honor Pin in Januaryg . Mary Virnig, -Fred Alexander, and John Deards received theirs -in -May. Awards were given at formal ceremonies in the auditorium before the, student body. January induction of National Honor Society was held in the auditorium, at which time Lorene Nelson, Theodora Herfurth. Charles Du Bois, Fred Alexander, Adelaide Ogilvie, John Deards, Claire Jackson, Vir- ginia Schroeder, Edwin Voss, Bertha Wurst, Harold Stephenson, and Dorothy Emerson were made members of the society. In May the induction ceremonies were held privately in the evening. Students joining the group at that time were Eleanor Roisum, Gladene Manwaring, Edward Gadow, Donald Edwards, Allen Saunders, Donald Trachte, and Betty Anne Mayer. Officers of National Honor Society group for the past two semesters ':6I1- r- were Jane Farwell, president: Rachel Her- rington, vice-presidentg Helen Esser, secre- tary: and Mr. Ashman, treasurer. wk ik 'ls Little Children Lost ESIDES the routine work of directing people to their proper places and pass- ing out programs, the duties of the Ushers' Club during the last year has including aid- ing los t chil- d r e n to find their mothers, lost mothers to find their chil- d r e n, los t p u r s e s a n d books to find their rightful own ers, and a n s W e rin g many and va.- ried questions a b o u t t h e school, pro- g r a nm s, a n d p e o pl e con- nected w it h both. G a 1 e Clark and E u g e n e Moran, presi- dents of the club during the first and second semesters respectively, bit off a large mouth- ful and chewed it well, making the complete digestion a great satisfaction to all those with whom they have cooperated to make the year as successful as it has been. The merm- bers of the club have officiated at every school function, including both of the school plays, Tony Sarg's Marionettes, Lo Bagola's lecture on Africa. C4 -DeLonge Studio At the club meetings assignments for duty at various places were announced. The sched- ules were arranged so that every member of the club did practically the same amount of work. The members and officials of the club are all of the opinion that the work was fas- cinating, and tha.t it was the unexpected humor that cropped out in unsuspected places that made it so. ' if Pk Sl! Girls' Club Scholarships N URGING stimulus fo-r the Girls' Club activities during the school year hasbeen the creation of a scholar- ship fund of two hundred dollars from which awards will be made to two graduating seniors. Among the numerous profitable projects undertaken by the club was the novelty nursery school party which will remain iContinued on Page Thirtyl + MN X SE, Z flnadfflfwlinv NNW QKN W. XS N X X XX X X X Www, x X Nx NN Nm, QNX NN X X X xSxQ x x N NN N X 2' Nwwww x Q w N ,, Mn xx x Wm, it .xxx X wX X 'fm' .0 - R Am. w 5 fx - 5 Q S- H A Xxx, , X i :-1 Q X mm R S' W N NX X X ki S X, xg .X S X J gg. i Y X xx X . Ng X X SKK +4-1: S QS A hw ,A S X N U xg x Q X .5 R gg- S ix R x R E .Exx-Q5 xv N N XA .W If X S S 9? is ws: :N 5 X Sv 1 x x Xa' 'NN N SQ ANN -NX , . X X M ---mm--Q--w..Mx June ...THE ORANGE AND BLACK... 1933 -AND THEN CAME CELLCJPHANE A-DEES and gen-talmen! Come one-come all, to the great beeg show-just commencing on the inside. See him! Hear him! He eats 'em alive, boys - ea-ts 'em alive!! Not a soap, salve, soup, or sunburn. W?ho will be the first sucker to get stung on this painless tooth-extractor? One at a time, folks - don't crowd. Too much for all-how about this gentleman in the front row-the one with the Grecian Bend on the upper lip-the lit- tle wife-saver-the jigger that put the H in shave-it made Napoleon famous, boys -it comes all wra.pped up in Onionphane carpet boxes-it is portable, dust proof, obstinate, and hard to find. Come and get 'em while the depression is running. This is station SLURP broadcasting on a wave-length of 9999.2 Brazil nuts and Brass tacks, incorporated and inconsistent with dietetio integrity. Don't let it worry you, though. After each meal-Buns for the Bunnies. This coffee is guaranteed to produce entrancing after dinner effects. Mococalt may be served to the feeblest- minded without harmful results and all you have to do is MAIL THIS OOUPON TODAY! Isn't it thrilling? Yes, it isn't thrilling. Mod- ern mothers feed their children the won- derful new canned sunshine. The kids fill out like paper balloons and then spend the remainder of their lives trying to reduce. But wait! Does your gastronomical satiety distress you? Look, yourself squarely in the face and ask yourself, man to man, have you done everything in your power to disintegrate the warts? No, you haven't! Not until you try this new aid-to-indigestion. You East Yeaters-here's some new Teast Yablets. Just take one before and after goingto sleep every night, swallow with one cup of lard, wiggle Adam's apple six times up andthree times down, bend white of egg backward and forward in front of eyes to the count of ten, jump to a standstill and put in the oven over a slow fire. The newest feature about these pills is that they keep fresh for months. Hear Nit and Wit, the Feast Yoamers, on the air or on wa-ter every Leap Year, Feb. 29, 1932,-from sunrise to sunset, Aurora Borealis Spending time, over ABC and.XYZ nshnets -a ghost to ghost network that will keep cool for hours after bathing. Even if you are one of the original 500,000 or if you're only the president of the United States you are susceptible to the malicious social enemy, identified by his mustache and commonly known as Terre Verte Toothbrush. It is robin's egg-blue in color but that needn't bother you. Just learn to use Col- legiate-tooth-bath-salts. Products that sell Modern.Money Making Modes themselves are common but when you can obtain emery dust that buys itself at the nearest pharmacy, that's news! Just think of the saving! CThen there won't be any- thing else to think of.J If 'you go in for this new' dental cream in a big way, you are eli- gible to buy hats, shirts, socks, garters, and handkerchiefs that won't cut in on the bud- get in the least. Movie stars aren't afraid to advertise their ages when they use the proper dentifrice. I'l1 be 21 next month, says Willie Smirk, beautiful cinnamon star, nut brown in height, age 5 feet 2, but I don't look a day over 50. It's all on account of that delightful C-Breez cream, she added. with a slight dental quaver in her voice. And it is-good for moontan, too! Spong- ine Jr. will kill anything east of the Rocky Mountains or west of the Mucous Mem- branes. Athlete's Foot, more commonly called Tinea Circinata, which is also denominated herpes circinatus, is often ingrained on the epidermis pf 'the Cranium much the same as Pityriasis or Leonardo da Vinci might be. No need of shunning these plagues when you have a bottle of Shine-eh-mup. Tint your toenails this new easy way! Beauty experts advise purple lips, green eyebrows, vermil- lion nails, and lavender cheeks with a checked gingham and large brass buttoned chiffon assembly, fur lined on the outside and cast iron trimmings running the middle of the block on the corner. Seriously, though, one's BB, GG, LL, TT, etc., fmeaning giddy gizzards, lively livers, or touchy tummiesl .affect one's P. A. tremend- ously. My dear! 1 was so shocked! You could have tickled me with a feather duster. Poor upon them without warning, rendering their dream castles asunder, tore them limb from limb, and left them standing before the judge in Reno, Nev. Ah, if you only knew! And all because of a little thing like O'.G. that could have been cultivated with Bellboy soap. How are you gentlemen and men fixed for shaves? I have a brand new set of nice shiny ones, just in stock. Cool as The Equa- tor! You can get this new cream in bottles or in kegs. If you like the keg form, ask for Harry Rubeg if you prefer the bottle, ask for his brother, Moon. Be sure of your job by being sure to shave with an Esterbrook no. 170 Careless Razor Habit, inc., 123 W. Bol- shevik Boulevard. It doesn't pay to go around with a remote shave. When you apply for a job, the boss will take one look at you and tell you to SGRLAM! !! You'll go away feeling bad, unaware of the fact that you unknow- ingly oifendedf' The boss will be unaware of the fact also. Must be something wrong though. Then you go home to wifey. After tolerating it all evening, she suddenly flares up and speels off a line about going home to mother. She simply can't stand it another day! You look at yourself sort of puzzled- like and ask yourself, W'hat's the matter? You take a look in the mirror but everything seems to be there. Perhaps if you used an X-ray machine everything might not be there. You go back to the parlor. Just then Fido comes bounding into the room, takes one look at you puts his tail between his legs, and bounds right out of the room again. By this time you are at your wit's end fit' you had any to begin withl. Well, you can still resort to playing single solitaire or to reading a magazine as social outcasts do fthe types that are exiled from society through no fault of theirs- they have that terrible dis- Bob! He was getting along so nicely even though he had only 336,000 a yea r. He was strong, rich, and handsome: or high, wide, and handsomeg or h e al t h, wealth, a n d happiness: or Tom, Dick and Harryg or one of the t w o p u t together. Anyway he was mar- ried to a beautiful girl that had every- th i n g at her feet. She wore size eights but that didn't pre- vent her from being h a p p y. T h e n a shadow c a m e into the lives of these two love birds. It stole --:8 : ,I , This poor fellow is the victim of Terre Verte T thb h d ll b h f il t h 00 l'IlS all B. CCH-USB 8 8 Bd 0 SNC 3 conversation between you and your horsedoctor. ease known as auri- ventricular orifice or Aesculus Hippocasta- numl. You choose a magazine to sooth the biting tones cast by the angry eye of your boss or wife or dog. You idly thumb the p a ges, thinking of nothing in particu- lar and then again you may think of something. But we're get-ting into the amicable and philo- sophical essence of vivacity, the culmin- ation of life-the sagacious presump- tion. Let's get down to hard tack again before we are put on bread and water in a QCont'd on Page 241 1933 ...THE ORANGE AND BLACK... June i ' ' 'rr Q NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY as llleading from left to right-Back rowl: Fred Alexander, Donald Trachte, Donald Edwards, Edward Gadow, Charles Du Bois, John Deards: 4Middle rowlz Bertha Wurst, Betty Anne Mayer, Claire Jackson, Helen Esser, Virginia Schroeder, Adelaide Ogilvies iFront rowJ: Eleanor Roisum, Rachel Herrington, Lorene Nelson, Jane Farwell, Gladene Manwaring. E As its usual Christmas project, the Sunshine Committee under the direction of Helen Schoenfleld, the nrst semester chairman, brought good cheer to twenty-five of Madison's unfortunate families by sending them baskets of food supplies. A helpful service to guests in the school was the information booth conducted in the hall every period during the day by the Hospitality Commit- tee under Harriet Hendrickson's guidance. Lost and found articles were restored to their owners through the efforts of the Sunshine Committee, which also sent cards and flowers to a number of students who were ill. The second semester chairman was Dorothy Gruen. General advertising for all the projects was done by the Publicity Committee, under Adelaide Ogilvie's direction. GIRLS CLUB CHRISTMAS BASKETS The officers of the club include Rachel Herrington, president: Sue Ogden, vice-president: Janet Ripp, sec- retary: Virginia Schroeder, treasurer. CENTRAL HONOR PIN fReading from left to rightl: LORENE NELSON, HELEN ESSER EVELYN BALDWIN, MYRTLE FOSTER ffteading fI'0m left to right-Back l'0WlI BETTY ANNE MAYER, CHARLES Du BOIS, FRED ALEXANDER, JOHN DEARDS, ADELAIDE OGILVIE Front TOWJI JANE FARWELL, HELEN ESSER, MARY VIRNIG, RACHEL HERRINGTON, LORENE NELSON. --:9:- JUNE GRADUATES ELEANOR ABEL: Chorus 12b: Girls' Club 11, 12: Literary Society 11, 12. RUBY ADAMS: Chorus Girls' Basketball 9b, 10b. 12a3 Girls' Club 10, 115 A BERTHA ANDERSON: Hospitality Committee 11: 'Sunshine Committee 12. FLORENCE ANDERSON: Glee Club 10: German Club 12a: Girls' Club 10, 11, Social Committee 12: Mirror 12a: Hospitality Committee 10, 11. JOHN BAIKIE: Class Basketball 9, 10, 11, 12: Football 11, 12: Hi-Y 11, Baseball 10, 11, 12: Social Minstrel Show 12. 12: M Club 12: Class Committee 12: M Club EVELYN BALDWIN: Band 12: French Club 11, 12: Glee Club 11, 12: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Home Room Officer, Vice-President 11: Monitor ,12a: Orchestra 12a: Candy Committee 12. ELEANOR BECKER: Basketball iafter-schoolj 9, 10, 11, 12: Class Basketball 9, 10: Chorus 9, 10, 11, 12: Glee Club 12, Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Candy Committee 12b: Literary Society 11, 12, Secretary- Treasurer 12: Wearer of Girls' Athletic M and Numerals: Served on A.A.A.: Volley Ball 9, 10, 11, 12: Baseball 9, 10, 11, 12. CERISE BERAN: Chorus 9, 10: Glee Club 9, 10: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Sunshine Committee: Hospi- tality Committee: Mirror 12b: Tennis 11b, 12a. EVELYN BOYLE: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Hospital- ity Committee l0, 11: Candy Committee 12: Girl Reserves 9: Girls' Basketball 9. WARREN BREITENBACH: Band 11: Class Bas- ketball 9: Track, 9, 10, 11, 12: Boxing 12a. LULU BRITT: Girls' Club 9, 10, 11, 12: Candy Committee 12. EVELYN BURKE: Chorus 9, 103 Girls' Club 11, 122 Winner of Numerals, 1933. JENNIE CARONNA: Chorus 10b: Dramatic Club 10a: French Club 10: Glee Club 9a: Girls' Club lla, 12: Mirror l2a: School Play 9a: Girls' Basket- ball 10a. EVERETT CARTERON: Chorus 9b, 10, 11, 12b: Dramatic Club 9a, 10, 11, 12, Treasurer 11: Glee Club 10, 11, 12b: President of Home Room 12a: Mirror 10, 11, Business Manager: Production Staff of Admirab1e Crichton : Track 9b, 10b. SAM CARUSO: Hockey 12a. MARIE CASEY: Chorus 12a: Girls' Club 11, 12: Hospitality Committee lla, 12. GALE CLARK: Class Basketball 9a: Dramatic Club 10a, 11, President 12a: French Club 12: Glee Club 9, 10: Hi-Y 11, Secretary 12: Mirror 9a: School Plays 9a, 10, 11, 12: Ushers' Club 10, llb, Presi- dent 11a, 12. ' KATHRYN CONNERS: German Club 12: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Literary Society l2b: Hospitality Committee 10, 11: Program Committee 12b: Candy Committee 12. MARY CORSCOT: Basketball 9b, 10b: Chorus 9a. 10, 11, 12: Glee Club 551, 10, 11, 12b: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Tennis 10a: olley Ball 9a, 10a. DONALD COWAN: Band 9, 10, 11: Class Basketball 9, 10, 11: Club ioa, 1 11, 12. 1, 12: Ushers' Club 10a. ROMANCE COWGILL: Class Basketball 9, 10: Dra- matic Club 10, 11, 12, President 12b: French Club 10, 11, 12, Vice-President 12b: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Mirror 10b: Orchestra 9, 10, 11, 12: School P lays, Admirable Crichton, Once in a Life- time, George Washington, Twelfth Night : Girls' Volley Ball 9, 10: Girls' Baseball 9, 10: Spring Quartet 11a, 12: Sunshine Committee 11a: Hospitality Committee 10b: First, Shaw Prize lla. DOROHY COX: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Hospitality Committee 10, 11: Candy Committee 12a: Sunshine Committee 12b: Girl Reserves 9: Mirror 12: A.A.A. Monitor 12: Science Club 11b: Class Basketball 9: Volley Ball 9. . - VICTOR. CRAMER: Art Club 11, 122 Basketball 10, 11, 12: Class Basketball 9, 11a. 10, 12: Hi-Y 10: Mirror JOHN CUCCIA: Class Basketball 9a, l0a, lla, 129.3 F 9, ootball 11. 12: M Club lla, 12: Class Baseball 10, 11, 12, JUNE GRADUATES fcontinuedj JANET DEAN: Art Club, 12: Girls' -Club 10, 11, 12: ' Book Exchange 12a: Girls Club Home Room Rep- resentative lla: Baseball 12a: Hospitality Commit- tee 12b and 12a. - GEORGE DEIGHTON: Baud 12: Rflysi Quartet 12: Chorus 9, 11, 12: Glee Club 9, 12a:iSch001 Plays, Nativity, Once in a Lifetime. -v,,, P ,JOHN DllBQiS1f Band sa, 10, 11, 12: H1-Y 12: Mirror-I-lom'ejRoom Representative: Orchestra 12a. DONALD EDWARDS: Chorus 9, 10, 11, 12: Glee Club 9, 10, 11, 12: School Play, Twelfth Night. ' ROMELL EIFLER: Chorus 10b3 Girls' Club 10, 11, 12b. ' MARION FARR: mee Club sb: Girl Reserves 9, 10. JANE FARWELL: Class Prophecy Committee: Dra- matic Club 1Oa, 11, 12: French Club 12a: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Ways and Means Committee 12: Candy Committee 12: Honor Pin lla, 12: Literary Society: Mirror Columnist 12: National ,Honor Society 11a, 12, President 12: School Plays, Once in a Lifetime, : Tiger House, Sauce for the Goslings : French Club Play, La Surprise de Maurice. V E EVELYN FISHER: Girls' Club 10, 11: French Club 10: Social Committee 10, 11: Volley Ball 9a. WALTER FOSTER: Class Prophecy Committee 12a: Chairman of Class Banquet Committee 12a: Presi- dent of February Graduating Class: Dramatic Club 11, 12b, Persident 11b: Home Room Offices: Presi- dent 12b, Vice-President 12a: Mirror: Reporter 10b: Columnist 10a, 11, 12, Editorial Board 11, News Editor 12, Desk Editor 11a, 12b: School Plays, Once in a Lifetime llb, George Washington lla, Christmas Play lla, Sauce for the Goslingsu 11b: Mirror Home Room Monitor lla. LEOLA FRAUST: Girls' Club 12. ALVIN FRAZIER: Orchestra 9: Hockey 12b. GLADYS FREISLEBEN: Entered Central f r om - Richland Center: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12. RICHARD FRYE: No Activities. ROBERT FRYE: French.C1ub 12. ' k EMIL GOIKOVICH: Basketball 12: Football 10, 11, 12: M Club, Sergeant-at-Arms 12: Track 10. JEANNE GORMAN: Art Club 9a, 10, 11, 12, Secre- tary 12b, Vice-President 12a: Class Basketball 9a, 10, 11: Chorus 11, 12: Glee Club 9, 10, 11, 12: Girls' Triple Trio 12: Girls',Club 9, 10, 11, 12: Hospital- ity Committee 10b, 11, 12: Mixed Chorus 11, 12. . ' BERNARD GoRs'r: Class Basketbaii 11, l'2b1 Track 9a. 5 DOROTHY GRUEN: Basketball 9: Chorus 9, 10, 11: French Club 9: Glee Club 9, 10, 11: Girls' Triple Trio 11: Girls' Club: Hospitality Committee 9, 10: Sunshine Committee 11, Chairman 12a: Ten- nis 12a: Volley Ball 9: Social Committee 11a. ADRIAN HANSON: Class Basketball 12: Football 10, 12: Track 12: Boxing 12. ROBERT HARRIS: Basketball 11, 12: Social Com- mittee 10, 12b: Class' Basketball 9, 10: Football 9, 10, 11: French Club 11, 12: Hi-Y 9, 10, 11: M- Club 11, 12: M Club Minstrel Show. KENNETH HARTWICH: Basketball 9, 10, 11, 12: r ' Class Basketball 9, 10: Football 12a: M Club 11a, 12: M Club Minstrel Show 12a: Track lla: Ushers' Club 10, 11: Class Baseball 10b, llb, 12. MARGARET HATCH: Chorus 9, lla, 12b: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12, Program Chairman 12: Girl Reserves 9b: Girls' Sports 9a, 10, 11. E' MARY HAVLIK: Girls' Club 12, Candy Commit- tee 12b. T FRANK HAYES: Class Basketball 9, 10: Science ' Club 11b: Class Baseball 9a, lla. JUNE GRADUATES fcontinuedl r CLARA HOLMBERG: Chorus 9: French Club 12: Glee Club 9: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Literary Society 12a: Mirror 12: Monitor 12: Hospitality Committee 11: Committee on Graduation Plans. CLAIRE JACKSON: Basketball 9, 10b: Dramatic Club 10, 11b: German Club 12b: Treasurer 12b: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12, Chairman of Ways and Means Committee: Literary Society 12, President lla: Mirror 10b: National Honor Society 12b: School Play, George Washington : Science Club 11b: Tennis 12a. MARION KAMRATH: Girls' Club 11, 129 Volley Ball 9b. CYRIL KLINGELE: Art Club 10: Cheerleader 9, 10, 11, 12: Class Basketball 10a: Chorus 9, Glee Club 9, 10, 11, 12b: Hi-Y 11, 12: M Club 11, 12: School Plays 11, 12: Science Club 11b: Charter Member of Ushers' Club, Secretary- Treasurer lla: School Social Committee. LLOYD KOHL: Band 12: Basketball 10: Class Bas- ketball 10, 12: Chorus 9: Dramatic Club 10, 11, 12: French Club 11. 12: Glee Club 9, 10: Orchestra 12: School Plays, Once in a Lifetime, George Washington, French Club Play, Le Surprise de Maurice. MARION KRAUS: Art Club 10, 11, 12: Basketball BERT LAMBRECHT: Mirror Monitor 11b: Library Monitor 12b: History Monitor 12: Track lla. ROBERT LAMBRECHT: CHRISTINE LEGREID: Girls' Club 12, Ways and Means Committee. 10, 11, 12, Captain 12: French Club 10: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Library Monitor 12: Science Club ll: Tennis lla, 12a: Girls' M lla: Baseball 10, 11, 12: Volley'Bal1 10, 11, 12. No Activities. GEORGE LAWRENCE: Basketball 10, 11, 123 Foot- ball 10b, llb, 12b: M Club 12. NORMAN LEMPERT: Class Basketball 9: Football 12b: German Club 10, 11, 12: Class Baseball 10a, lla. ANN LONGFIELD: French Club lla, 12: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Literary Society lla, 12: Girls' Sports 9, 10, 11, 12: Tennis 11b: Tap Dancing, 11b. MELVIN LEWIS: Class Basketball 9. PHYLLIS LORD: French Club 11b, 12a: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Hospitality Committee 10, 11: Program Committee 12b: Secretary-Treasurer of Home Room 12a: Library Monitor 12: Tennis 12a: Girls' Sports 9, 10, 11, 12, Captain Basketball 11, Cap- tain Volley Ball l0b: M Wearer. MARY McWILLIAMS: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Girl Reserves 9: Mirror 12: Science Club 11: Book Exchange 12a: Sunshine Committee 12b: Candy Committee 12a: Hospitality Committee 11. GLADENE MANWARING: Dramatic Club'11, 12: Girls' Club, Ways and Means Committee 12b, 12a: Candy Committee 12b: Literary Society 11, 12, Vice-President 12: Mirror 12: School Plays, Tiger House, Twelfth Night : Girls' Sports, Basket- ball, Baseball, Volley Ball 9, 10, 11, 12, Captain Basketball'9a. GLEN MASON: Band 10a, 11, 12. ' BETTY ANNE MAYER: Basketball 9 10 11 12 MATILDA MATZKE: Chorus 9, 10: Glee Club 10, 11, 12b: German Club 10, 11, 12: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Hospitality Committee 12: Candy,C9mmitt,ee 12: School Play, Once in a Lljgktiiliflelffi'lchoruslktf-. XM? M .L X . K -'- s 1 9 Q, ,Vg .1--1 Numerals lla: Chorus 9: Dramatic Club.-1.131152-f' c-ms' Club 10, 11, 12: Sunshine committee' na, 12: Honor Pin 12b: Literary Society 12a: Mirror 10, 11, 12, Desk Editor? History Monitor 12: Slip Monitor 12b: School,-Plays, Valentine Party, A Matter of Choice, George Washlngton : Science Club 11: Tennis 11a: Tap Dancing lla: Volley Ball 9b, 10b, llb, 12b. KENNETH MEEHAN: Class Basketball 10b: Chorus 12b: Dramatic Club lla: Football 9b: Glee Club 12b: Home Room Officer 9b: Mirror 12b: School Plays 11: Ushers' Club 12a. ' GRACE MIKALSON: GERALDINE MOONEY: Club 11b: Girls' Club 1 Mirror 12. 1' HELMUT MERTEN: Band 12: French Club 9, 10, llb: German Club 12a: Orchestra 12. : French Club l1b: Glee la, 12: Girl Reserves 9: EUGENE MORAN: Band 11b: Chorus 10, 11, 129 Dramatic Club 11, 12: Glee Club 10, 11,.12: Mirror 10: School Plays 11, 12: Charter Member of Ush- ers' Club, President 12a: School Social Committee. f JUNE GRADUATES cconfanueay ' ALPHONSE MOTELET: Band 10, 11, 125 Orches- tra lla, 12. VERA MUEHLENBRUCH: Chorus 9: Girls' Club 11, 12: Latin Club 10a. JOHN NOVICK: Basketball 10, 11, 12: Football 11: M Wearer. THOMAS MURPHY: Vice-President 11b, 11a, 12b, 12a: Football 9, 10, 11, 12: German Club 10, 11b: M Club lla, 12, Sergeant-at-Arms, 12: Track 11, 12. ' 10, EDITH OLSON: Art Club 12a: Basketball 9, 10: Chorus 9, 10b: Dramatic Club 11: French Club lla: Girls' Club 10, ll, 12: Hospitality Committee Ilb: Candy Committee lla: Publicity Committee lla, 12b: Girl Reserves 9b: Mirror, 10, 11, Exchange Editor lib: Orchestra 9a, 10, 11, 12: School Plays, Staff oi Tiger House lla, A Matter of Choice 1lb. WILLIAM OSTERFUND: No Activities EUNICE QUAKENBUSH: Chorus 9, 10, 11, 12: Dra- matic Club 10, 11, 12: Glee Club 9, 10, 11: Girls' Triple Trio 10, 11, 12: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12, Pro- gram Committee 12: School Plays, Once in a Lifetime in Chorus 11b. GERALD R.ANDALL: Class Basketball 9, 10, 11, 12, Captain 10b, 11, 12a: Football 9, 10, lla: Track 10a, 11: Hockey 10a, 1lb: Boxing 12a. LETHA REYNOLDS: Class Basketball 9, 10: Chorus 9, 10, 11, 12b: Glee Club 9, 10, 11, 12b: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Candy Committee 12: Literary Society 12: Tennis 12a: in Chorus of Once in a Lifet1me. GENEVIEVE RIPP: Chorus 9: German Club 10, 11, 12, President 1235 Girls' Club 10, 11, 12. CATHERINE ROBBINS: High School: Chorus 12: Entered from Dodgevllle Glee Club 12: Girls' Club 12: Candy Committee 12. RODNEY RODEFELD: Class Basketball 12. ELEANORE ROISUM: Chorus 12: Glee Club 12: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Home Room Secretary- Treasurer 12a: Social Orchestra 12: Tennis 12a: Social Committee 12: Girls' Club Committee 12. DENVER ROSENAU: Band 10, 11, 12: German Club 10a: Orchestra 11, 12. ROBERT RYERSONZ JOSEPH RUNEY: Band 12: Class Secretarylllz Chorus 11, 12a: Dramatic Club 11a, 12: Football lla: Glee Club 12a: German Club l2a: Mirror llb: School Plays, George Washington and Twelfth Night. BESSIE SCHACKTERI Chorus 9, 10: Glee Club 9, 10, 11b: German Club Once in a Lifetime. I 10, 11, 12: School Plays, EVELYN SCHMELZKOPF: A1't Club 10, ll, 12. Treasurer 12b: Program Committee 12a: Class Bas- ketball 10: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Publicity Com- mittee 11, 12: Mirror Monitor 12: Tennis llb. FREDERICK SCHMELZKOPF: Class Basketball 9. 10, 11, 12: Chorus 9, 10, 11, 125 Football 10, 11, 12 Glee Club 9, 11, 12: M Club 12: Minstrel Showy: Christmas Operetta: Science Club 10: Class Base- ball 9, 10, 11, 12. VIRGINIA SCHROEDER: Basketball 9, 10: Chorus 9, 10b:! Glee Club 9, 10, 11, 12b: German Club 12: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Hospitality Committee 11: Sunshine Committee 12a: Candy Committee 12b: Program Committee 12: Treasurer 12: Literary Society 12b: Study Hall Monitor lla: National Honor Society 12b. SUE SIMONETTA: Cho1'us 12a: Girls' Club 12b. ANN SCHULTZ: Chorus 9, 10, 11, 12: Glee Club 9, 10, llbz Girls' Triple Trio 11, 12: Girls' Club 11, 12. MORRIS SLAVNEY: Class Basketball 9, 10: Dra- matic Club 10: Mirror Class Baseball 9, 10, 11. 11, 12, Sports Editor 12: DOREENE SMITH: Art Club 11, 12: Treasurer 12a: Chorus 10, 11, 12: Glee Club 10, 11, 12: Girls' Triple Trio lla, 12: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Home Room Vice-President 12a: School Play, 'fThe I Natlvity : Captain of Girls' Baseball 10a. JUNE GRADUATES fcontinuedl WYLA SPENCER: Dramatic Club 10a: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Tennis 10. MARIE STAHL: Class Basketball 10, 11, 12: Chorus llb: Dramatic Club: German Club 12: Girls' Club 10, 1.1, 12: Literary Society lla, 12: Office-Library Monitor 12: Tennis 11a, l2a: Numerals 11a: M 12a: Volley Ball 10, 11, 12: Baseball 10, 11, 12. HENRY STANLEY: Basketball 10, 11: Football 9b, 10b, 11b, 12b: German Club 10, 11, 12: Hi-Y 11: Home Room President 11b, lla: Monitor 12b: M Club 11, 12: Swimming 9a, 10a: Minstrel Show 12ag Baseball 9, 10, 11, 12: Social Committee 12. INGEBORG SWALHEIM: Dramatic Club 10a, 11. 12: German Club 10, 11, 12: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Mirror 12b: Tennis 11a: Candy Committee 12b: Hospitality Committee 12b. BARNEY SWEET: Band 10, 11, 12: Chorus 12a: Glee Club l2a: Orchestra 10, 11, 12a. RUBY SWENSON: Art Club 12: Girls' Club 9, 10, 11, 12: Hospitality Committee 12a: Girl Reserves 9. MARY SYLVESTER: Art Club 12a: French Club 11b: Girls' Club 9, 10, 11, 12: Sunshine Committee 12: Orchestra 9, 10, 11, 12: Violin Music in Twelfth Night. BEATRICE TILLUNGZ No Activities. ROBERT TIPPLE! No Activities. DONALD TRACHTEZ Track 9, 10, 11, 12. MURREL TRUEHL: Class Basketball 9, 10b3 Foot- ball 11, 12: Track 11, 12. LYELL TULLISZ No Activities. FRANK TURNQUIST: Class Basketball 10, 11, 12: Football 10, 11, 12: Club 12: Class Football 9, 10, 11. FRANCES USHER: Chorus 9, 12: French Club 10, 11: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Vice-President 11: Hos- pitality Committee 11: Candy Committee 12: Home Room Secretary-Treasurer lla, llb: Social Com- mittee 11. MEYER VICTOR: Band 9, 10, 11, 12: Chorus 12a: Dramatic Club 11, 12b: Glee Club 12a: Mirror 12b: Orchestra 10, 11, 12: School Play, George Wash- ington 11b: Ushers' Club 10, 11, 12, Assistant Chief of Service. MARY VIRNIG: Chorus 10, 11: Dramatic Club 10, 11, 12: German Club 11: German Club Play, Xmas in Germany llb: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Literary Society 11, 12: Library Monitor 12: Study' Hall Monitor in 12b Summer School. FREDERICK WILLIAMS: Class Secretary-Treas- urer 10: Class Basketball 9, 10, 11, 12: Football 9, 10, 11, 12: Home Room President 11, 12: M Club 12: Secretary-Treasurer 12a: Class Baseball 9, 10, ll: Hockey 10, 11: Swimming 9, 10, 11. ALDRO WINTER: Basketball Manager 10, 11: Class Basketball 9, 10: Chorus 11a. RUBY WITTE: Chorus 12a: Dramatic Club 10a: Girls' Club 10: Tennis 11b: Baseball 9, 10: Basket- ball 10b: Volley Ball 9, 10. SHELDON WOOD: Chorus 12a: Glee Club 12a: Home Room Sec1'etary 10. 11. BERTHA WURST: German Club 10, 11, 12: Secre- tary 11, President 12b: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Lit- erary Society' lla, 12: A.A.A. Monitor: Library Monitor 12:'Natl0l1a1 Honor Society 12b: Candy Committee 12. ANTOINETTE ZEMAN: Art Club 9. 10, 11: Basket- ball 9, 10, 129 Chorus 9: French Club 11, 12: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Girl Reserves 9, 10b: Orchestra 9, 10, 11: Tennis llb: Sunshine Committee 12a: Base- ball 9, 10, 11: Volley Ball 9, 10, 11: Numerals lla, M 12a: Soccer 9a. A WILLIAM ZITNICK: No Activities. iContlnued on Page Twenty-eighty 1933 ...THE ORANGE AN-D BLACK... June V Senior Farewell Advice to Juniors LORENE NELSON: Senior Farewell: Secre- tary-Treasurer of June Class: Chorus 11, 12b: Dramatic Club 11, 12 isecretary 12bb: Glee Club lla: Girls' Club 10a, ll, 12: Chairman of Social Committee 12: Honor Pin 12b: Home Room Secretary 11b: Mirror llb, 12: Book Exchange 12: National Honor Society 12b: 2nd, Shaw Prize lla. Prophet Valedictorian Salutatorian Historian Orator CHARLES Du BOIS: Valedictorian: Band 9, 10, 11,' 12 fAssistant Director 12J: Class President 12: Vice-President 10: Junior Response 11: Hi-Y Club 12: Honor Pin lla: Home Room President lla: Mirror 10a, 11, 12 fDesk Editor 11: Editor 121: National Honor Society 12: Orchestra 10, 11, 12: Science Club 11: Promotion Committee 11 fVice-President: . I 4 JOHN SYLVESTERZ Advice to Juniors. LOIS NEILL: Class Prophet: Art Club 9a: Band 9: Dramatic Club 10: Girls' Club 9, 10, 11, 12: Loan Fund Committee 12: Ways and Means Committee 11: Hospitality Com- mittee '11: Social Committee 12b: Candy Committee lla: Volley Ball 9, 10, ll, 12: Baseball 9, 10, 11, 12: Basketball 9, 10, 11, 12: Home Room Treasurer l2b: Literary Society 12a: A.A.A. Monitor: Science Club 11: Tennis 11: M Wearer. R A C H E L HERRINGTON: Salutatorian: Chorus 11, 10a Accompanist: Dramatic Club 10a, 11, 12: Glee Club 9b: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12 fPresident 121: Sunshine Com- r-ittee: Candy Committee 12a: Honor Pin 12: Literary Society lla.. 12 4President 121: Mirror Columnist'12: National Honor Society lla, 12 fVice-President 12:: School Plays, Valentine Party, Tiger House, Mistress of Wardrobe, Promotion Com- mittee 11. EDWARD GADOW: Class H 1 s t o 1 1 a n Library Monitor 10a: School Play George 'COMMENCEMENT Washington. HELEN ESSER: Class Orator: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: W d M! ' t - Chairman. of Candy Committee 12: Honor Pin lla, 12: Hggise :gloom Ellig1iitg?'nlll:ltL'it- grary Society 10, 11,, 12 fProgram Chairman ll, 123: Mirror 12: Office Monitor lla: ational Honor Society lla fSecretary 125. Book Exchange 12a. N FRIDAY MORNING, June 9, at ten o'clock, the 155 members of the graduating class will s w e e p majestically, proudly Q! into the auditorium to the stately strains of E1gar's Pomp a n d Circumstance m a r c h. Approximately two hours later they will march out, still proudly, yet perhaps a trifle more sadly, to the gymnasium for the reception.- At the commencement program, Rachel Herrington in her sa-lutatory address will talk on the benefits of education both in the past and the future. The title of her talk is Edu- cation -the Wor1d's Most Wonderful Instru- ment of P 1' o g r e s s. Charles Du Bois, valedictorian, will tell of the difficulties encountered on The Road of Success. Helen Esser, who gives the class oration, will give a general discussion of happinessg it is entitled In Search of Happiness. The orchestra, besides playing the opening march, will ren- der two other numbers, Farandole by Bizet, and the recessional. Cin Class Night, after the opening march, the class president will welcome friends of the class. Jolm Sylvester will offer worthwhile Advice to Juniors, while Kathleen Reilly will ACTIVITIES respond for the underclassmen. Lorene Nel- son will present the Senior F'arewell. Caps and gowns are to be worn as usual on Commencement' Day. Th e committee in charge included Donald Trachte, John Du Bois, and Phyliss Lord. Announcement cards are of bull with the Central seal: Gale N Clark, Grace Mikalson, and Kathryn Conners COMMENCEMENT . Dress-up day fthe day when the so-called dignified seniors run around in old clothes, baby clothes, doll clothes, and the like, suck lollypops, and smile knowingly at the sne-ers of derision by underclassmenl has been des- ignated as Friday, June 2. The committee in charge was Ken- . neth Hartwick, Wy 1 a Spencer, and Kenneth Meehan. U I A ' ' iz w e r e the committee members in charge. The girls to decide on the color and price of girls' stockings were Cerise Beran, Dorothy Cox, and Dorothy Gruen. C 1 ass colors are blu e and white, and the motto chosen is An aim in life is the only fortune worth th e finding. T h e respective committees PROGRAM FRIDAY, JUNE 9 . . . 10:00 A.M. Pomp and Circumstance March . . Elgar Orchestra Invocation Emitte Spirituum Tuum . . . Schuetky Morning Invitation ......... Veazie Mixed Chorus Salutatory ..... Education, the World's Most Wonderful Instrument of Progress Rachel Herrington A Farandole ............... Bizet Orchestra Oration ...... In Search of Happiness Helen Esser Valedictory ..... The Road to Success Charles Du Bois Presentation of Diplomas -Mrs. James W. Madden Plans for the class ba.nquet Cwhich will be h el d -on Wednesday evening, June 7, in the Loraine Hotelb h a v e been made by Walter Foster, Romance Cow- gill, and V i 1' gi n i a Schroeder. The annual senior picnic will take place this year at Camp Wakanda, Y.M. C.A. camp on L a.k e Mendota. Th e com- working on these were isenedi'cti9,n mittee QCyril Klingele, Ma-nf , Virnig, C11 ar a Tusglan M'irc12,,,:,gS:,,, ' LOW Frances Usher, Ever- H301mb81'g, and William ett Carteron, B e tt y Osterfund, Jane Far- X well, Lulu Britt, and John More. The scene for the Class Prophecy is to be laid in the Central Office of Gadow, Gadow, Gadow Food Capsule Company, Inc. The cast will have as leaders Lois Neill, Class Prophet, and Edward Gadow, Class Historian. -: 15 :- K lyn Fisherj promises line eats and a splendid time for all. Every other Monday for the past two months the 12a's have had a Using. This was an auditorium period which they alone lContinued on Page Twenty-niney Anne Mayer, and Eve- ,.aau.a,:a , ... - HAROLD ACE: NO Activities. - FEBRUARW . ELEANOR ANDERSON: No Activities. DORIS ARMSTRONG: Outside Athletics 10a, 11b, 11a, 12b. FLORENCE BARNHILL2 -Gi1'l'S Club. KATHRYN BATES: Treasurer Girls' Club 12a: Sunshine Committee 12b: Ways and Means Committee: Social Com- mittee. EDWARD BROCKETT: No Activities. VICTOR BROWN 2 Chicago, as 12a. WINIFRED BERNDT: Volley Ball 10a: German Club 10. 11, 12: Literary Club 12: Mirror 11b: Candy Committee 12a: Member of Motto Committee. Entered from Waller High School, JOE BRUNO: Football: Basketball: M Club lcommit- teesl: French Club. f DON CARNIGLICI: Basketball: Class Baseball. l JAKE COHENZ Track. PHYLLIS COLLETTE: Girls' Club. GENEVIEVE CUSICK: Girls' Club. ETHEL JEAN COLE: Art Club. 2V2 years: Dramatic Club. 1 semester: Athletic Ticket Seller, 2 years: German Club. 1 year: 12a Social Committee: Girls' Club, 3V2 years: Girls' Club Social Committee. Hospitality- Committee, 2 years: FRANCES DUANE: Class Paseball 10, 11, 12: Class Bas- ketball 10, 11, 12: Class Volley Ball 9, 10, 11, 12. DOROTHY EMERSON: Girls' Club: Literary Society: 12a Social Committee. LILLIAN FRUSHER: Girls' Club. CLAYTON FRYE: Boys' Quartet: Christmas Play. DAVID HEIN: Science Club. I THEODORA HERFURTH: Salutatorian: Mirror '31, '32s Baseball '31, '32: Volley Ball '32: Girl's Literary Society '7'2: German Club '32: Girls' Club '30, '31, '32: Art Club '30 LaVERNE HOFFMAN: Girls' Club: Social Committee. CLAUDE HOLST: Football 9, 10, 11: Hi-Y 11: Orchestra. 10, 11. 12: Band 11. 12: Social Committee 10, 11, 12: Ger- man Club 10: Chorus 9, 10. FRANCINE JACKSON: Orchestra 9, 10. 11, 12: Girl Reserves 9. 10: Social Committee 11: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12: Hospitality Committee: Ways and Means Committee: Social Committee of Girls' Club. KENNETH KARAS: Football: Basketball: Track: M Club. IVIARGARET KISSANE1 Girls' Club: Aided Class Proph- ecy. .ELIZABETH KLUSMAN: Girls' Club: Hospitality Commit- tee: Decoration Committee Christmas Party: Aided Class Prophecy. LUTINA LARSON: Baseball: Volley Ball: Basketball: Girls' Club. EDDIE MITCHELL: Band: Orchestra: Glee Club: Dra- matic Club: Interscholastlc Sports. ELEANOR LODER: Girls' Clu b: Mixed Chorus: Girls' Glee Club and Girls' Triple Trio. VEROL MITCHELL: Entered from ' Seattle: Dramatic Club: Girls' Club: A.A.A. Monitor: Mirror Promotion Committee: Class Volley Ball. Ps D R U A I E S rr E DENNIS MURPHY: Secretary 12a: Social Committee 12b: Football: M Club. MARION MURPHY: Girls' Club 1l', 12: Social Committee 12a: Ways and Means Committee 12. REGINALD NELSON: Class Basketball: Class Baseball: Class Football. ELEANOR NIEBUHR: Baseball 9, 10, 11: Volley Ball 10, 11, 12: Basketball 10, 11: Girls' Club: French Club 10: Christian Stein Scholarship. l . . l 4 l i x EUDORE NORTON: Girls' Club 11, 12: Hospitality Com- mittee 12. ETHEL OTTO: Sunshine Committee: Hospitality Commit- tee: Candy Committee: Girls' Club. . i ,I HAROLD PAHMEIER: German Club: German Club Rep- i resentative. J HELEN PALMER: Girls' Debating Club 9, 10: Basketball l , 9, 10: Baseball 9, 10: Volley Ball 9, 10: Sunshine Commit- : 1 tee 11, 12: Social Committee 11, 12: French Club 10, 11: Ll Senior Farewell. Q P VIVIAN POSTEL: Girls' Club: -Orchestra: Band: Glee Club: Chorus. . 1 I KENNETH RASMUSSEN: German Club 10, 11, 12. FLOYD REIS: No Activities. NATHAN ROBINSON: No Activities. 4 JOHN ROHDE: Social Committee: Session Room Presi- dent: French Club: Secretary French Club: M Club: Vice-President M Club. HELEN SCHLECK: German Club 10, 11, 12: Art Club 11: Girls' M Wearer: Basketball 9, 10, 1l: Baseball 9, 10, 11: Volley Ball 9. 10, 11: Girl Reserve 9, 10: Nature Club H I 9, 10: Glee Club ll: G11-is' ciub 11, 12: chorus 9, 10, 11. l . HERMAN SHAPIRO: No Activities. ' RUSSELL SHAW: Social Committee 12: Ushers' Club 11, 12: Class President 9: Plays' Production Staif 11, 12: ' Announcements 12a. H EDWIN SLIGHTAM: Basketball: Class Baseball: Junior Response: Valedictorian: Central Hi-Y. MILTON SMITH: Band: Orchestra: Glee Club: Mixed Chorus. wr. Q ADOLPH STAHL: Track: M Club: Chorus: Boys' Glee Club. STANLEY STENSON: No Activities. HAROLD STEPHENSON: Class Historian: Mixed Chorus. F ERNEST SWANSON: Advice to Juniors. DOROTHY VAUGHN: Basketball: Volley Ball: Baseball: Girls' Club: Hospitality Committee. EDWIN VOSS: Class Orator: Ushers' Club: German Club: Dramatic Club: Vice-President 12b Class. , HOWARD WESSEL: Art Club. RAPHAEL WESTBUR.Y: No Activities. LORNA WILLOUGHBY: Social Committee. I : ROBERT WOHLFERD: Band, Orch- estra: President M Club: Assisted in Class Prophecy. Club: Football: Class Basketball: Class Baseball. fContinued on,Page Twenty-eight? JOSEPH WURNSEHERI Track: M hme .UTHE ORANGE AND BLACKU 1933 CC SPORT 37 J 1 1 i w Reading from left to right-Back row: Ray Hanke Bid Smith John Dunn George Lawrence Albert Morehouse John Novick Front row: Coach Mike Koskey James Flynn Jay Burch John Reider Norbert Morehouse Dick Power Bud Jamieson manager CENTRAL BASKETBALL TEAM an 1932 - 1933 .. BASKETBALL SEASON ,, FEMININE FRQLICS ETNTRAL has just concluded a moderately successful basketball season, the high point of which was the upset of West High in the finals of the district tour- nament. The Grange and Black, de.spite the loss of three lettermen at mid- semester, was fourth in the Big Eight, third in the City league, champions of the Madi- son district, and a semi-finalist in the con- solation bracket at the State Championship tournament. Those receiving letters were John Reider, rcaptainl, William Smith, John Novick, Dick Power, Robert Harris, Kenneth Hartwick, Edwin Slightam, Ray Hanke, Robert Pieh, John Dunn, Norbert Morehouse, Jay Burch, James Flynn, and George Lawrence. Harris, Hartwick, and Slightam graduated in Feb- ruary. Oentral opened its basketball season against Wisconsin High and lost, 14-13. The Wisconsin Preps later defeated the Orange and Black court artists 12-7. Going on the road for the first time, Central was defeated by Beloit, state champions, 27-13. Central was again defeated by the State Line team, 28-19, in our own gymnasium. Coming home, Central won its first game of the season from Racine Horlick, 21-14, and lost to Kenosha, 25-8. In a non-conference game, the Grange and Black quintet defeated Wis- consin Rapids, 14-13. N THE FIRST GAME after the Christmas vacation, Central lost the first of three very tightly played games to West, 20-18. Later West defeated the Koskey - coached 1Continued on Page Twenty-twoi G 59 44 FACE LIFTING fi The past year saw the inauguration of a new sport at Central. This was boxing. The tournament was held in April under the supervision of Coach Mike Koskey. A large crowd witnessed the finals which provided fourteen rounds of real mixing. The referee of the bouts was Fausto Rubini, U.W. champg the judges, Dr. Al Tormey, Mr. Francis Sul- livan of the faculty, and Mr. O'Nei1 of the First National bank. By surviving the elimi- nation bouts and by winning the finals, the following boys were crowned champions and W-ere awarded medals: James Dean, John Nee, Gerald Randall, Tony Cuccia, Julius Ruskin, Maurice Connors, Vito Schiro, Tom De Salvo, James Flynn, Nick Justo, Ernest Jones, and Joe La Bella. -Q-: 18 :- area FOLLOWING the activities of girls' sports, this reporter has at last extricated some of the events of a three-ring circus, under the management of Miss Shepherd. As spring turned to summer and summer to fall the girls got the yen to play volley ball. In September, 1932, a volley ball tour- nament was begun and girls of all the gym classes entered. As fate would have it, the tourney was successful and only ended after a hot battle between the twelfth grade1's and the eleventh graders. Lois Neill with her team of volley cagers' was victorious over Merel Christensen, who led the valiant elev- enth graders. The victors were overjoyed and the losers were not discouraged. Never- theless, the volley ball tournament had ended and was making place for a new act in the girls' sports. Volley ball was over but basketball was begun. Ah! There is Miss Shepherd coming on the floor. She is going to start the final game for the championship. Girls are dash- ing to and fro with their gay colors stream- ing. The game is about to start. Ah! There's the whistle! They're off and this time it is Betty Utter and her following who are the winners. They have just defeated Miarion LContinued on Page Twenty-fivei 1933 ..THE ORANGE AND BLACK... June INGSKH4 PROPAGANDA ITH THE CLOSING of another school year our mind runs ba-ck to the Central football team of the 1933 season. It was what could be called entirely success- ful, and the team, so ably led by Captain R.omie Hilgers, won a great deal more than half its games. Central com- pleted the season with a total of four vic- tories against two defeats and one tie, that with East, traditional rival in all kinds of sports, 'especially football. In opening their season against Edgerton, the Central 1933 gridiron warriors showed more fighting spirit than the Orange and Black team had displayed in years. The credit for this should go to Coach Mike Koskey and Coach Edward Swiderski, both alumni of the University of ,Wisconsin The latter served during the football season only. Central took the Tobacco City gridders by the score of 44-0. The line played especially well in this fracas, Captain Hilgers, Stanley, and Nee turning in well-played games. Central's o p p o n e n t in the conference opener was Racine Washington Park, led by Johnny Petrakis, a brilliant halfback. This contest tested Central's ability to the utmost, but they rose to the occasion' in the second half and scored a touchdown in that period. Cuccia kicked the point-after-touchdown and his kick turned out to be the margin of vic- tory, as Johnny Dunn broke through and blocked Radewan's attempted place - kick after a 'touchdown by Petrakis in the fourth quarter. Although victorious in two games, the Orange and Black team was destined to almost certain defeat, as the Redmen were stronger last year than they had been in years--and ordinarily they make up the toughest team in the Big Eight Conference. However, the great Central team spirit rose to its highest point during this contest, and the Central gridders trod down the powerful Redmen to the score' of 13-7. Playing a steady defensive game, Quarterback Smith took advantage of two breaks and opened his bag of tricks just long enough to score two touchdowns, which was enough to bring the victory. The ends, Karas and Cuccia, played a sterling game. In perhaps the most listlessly fought game of the entire season, Central lost to West High school. The Koskey-coached men were simply over-powered and their lack of aggressiveness lessened the Central line to such an extent that West scored twice. In the closing moments of the game Central backs tried many passes, but these were either intercepted or grounded. When the gun rent the air, Central had not crossed its opponents goal-line. The line played its worst game of the season. Perhaps rejuvenated a bit, but still feeling the sting of defeat at the hands of West, the Orange and Black squad, forty-nine strong, journeyed to Janesville. The line cameiback to its former fine type of play and l-ed the Central squad to a 13-0 victory, John Dunn and Hank Stanley turning in stellar per- formances. The Bower City lads just couldn't stop the shifty and driving Madison backs, and Bid Smith and Phil Caruso tore gaping holes in the Bluebird line. Returning home, the Central gridders engaged the conference leading Beloit team for first place. The strong Line City back- Iield romped through the Central forward wall to get into scoring position. Three times they took to the air, and three times they went through a weak pass de-fense to score their three -touchdowns. Central scored her only touchdown in the third quarter. i Central barely coasted 'through to a '2-0 victory over Racine Horlick. The high spot .of this game was Smith's 80-yardpunt which ultimately resulted in the game's only score. Racine ou-tplayed Central' offensively, scoring eleven first downs to-the visitors'-four. Next came Wisconsin High, runner-up in. the Southern Six, who entered the game with the odds on them, because of the Orange and Black's erratic playing- in its last threesgames. Central swept the Badger Preps off -their feet with two touchdowns early in the game. Smith punted well, and Ray Hanke picked holes in the opponents line with swiftness and ease. ' 1 ' The final game of the yea1', the annual Armistice Day game ,with East, was played in a driving blizzard before 2,500 shivering fans. The first half was scoreless, although East came close on Mueller's long jaunt, bu.t he was upset on a beautiful tackle by Smith. In the third quarter Kernan, East center, broke fContinued on Page Thirty-onel ' cc 79 TRACK Central track team recently concluded a good season. The Orange and Black lost to West 65W to 42m in a dull meet, but defeated East66M1 to 41W in the second and last meet of the year. In the city meet, Cen- tral finished second to West. The scoring was as follows: West, 463 Central, 295 and East, 11. Bid Smith, Eddie Quinlan, and Ray I-Ianke were the outstanding point winners. Smith scored 48 points, Quinlan 24, and Hanke 24. In the city meet, Smith won the 100-yard dash and the broad jump and placed second in the discus throw. In both victories he set new city records-10.2 sec- onds in the dash, and 22 feet, 3M1, inches- in the broad jump. The latter mark betters the state record, but of course is not official. Quinlan was first in the 220 and second in the 100. Hanke was second in the pole vault and. tied .for second in the high jump. Cen- tra-l's other points came when Trachte, Bond, and Jefferson picked up third places in the mile run, the half-mile run, and the low hurdles. d ' .Letters will be awarded Smith, Quinlan, Hanke, Dunn, and Trachte. l' .-- -fi. l' I ,s . i r It has been suggested that William Six-letter Bid Smith might make a Japanese kimona of his letters or, when sewed to ether the k b tif I T rk' h t l. H ' ' u g y ma e eau u u is owes owever, Bid' has discarded these suggestions and states that he will sail for Turkey immediately upon graduating, where he will start a harem and present each wife with a beautifully carved, hand-laced, polka-dotted M, , --: 19 :- June ...THE ORANGE AND BLA CK... 1933 DID YOUB IISIIQOOW THAT , That in 1908 the attendance of Central reached 2,000? 1.9.-. Scientists are able to ascertain the weight of stars? iWhat, no penny scales?J. -o- There are really three entrances to Cen- tral? cAnd don'-t criticize thatb. -o- It is claim.ed, and I don't doubt it, that there are 6,700 named tongue and written languages? -o- In 1930 Central had a designated clean-up week in which everything was turned topsy- turvy to see that it was cleaned perfectly? -o- That the capitol and the capitol park cover and area. of 14 and two-fifths acres? . In 1930 Central had 55 teachers, of which 17 were English teachers? ...Q.-. . The Mirror of 1930 had a society column? -0- ' In 1929, the good old days, The Mirror also ran a sport column called From the Bleachers ? The purpose was to explain. to the girls what the sports were all about. -o- The sum of 31,300 was spent by the board of education for new suits for the band of Central in 1929, when money was just a mat- ter of course? A -o- It is estimated that only one-half of the Eskimos of the world have ever seen a snow house? That's a. cold thought' -o- It is said that Benjamin Franklin often formed correct opinions on important matters in his dreams? Ho hum, and so to bed. -o- Face paint was not used by the Indian to make him look horrid, but to protect him from the sun? - A - -o- The earth shrinks? This is one cause of earthquakes. iWlhat wouldn't shrink after all this rain?J. -o- There are enough cars for 'everyone to go riding at the same time? Unnn so that's why there's so many cars on the roads Sun- days. 101. George Washington was buried at least twice? ' - .-0.-. It is expected that the attendance at Central next year will be an increase, over this year's attendance? A I - -o- Central got a place in their class in almost everything they entered in the state band tournament? Congratulations. -o- You are probably as tired of reading those questionmarks' above as I am punching them on the typewriter, soooo, we'll forget about the questions and go in for some facts: -10.- There is many a broken heart at Central since the band tournament picked up its instruments and crept away as quietly and as quickly as it came. ...Q-. Madison, as did Central, rose to the occa- sion and played the part of host to over 5,000 high school students who met at Madi- son to compete in the annual state band tournament. Parades, drills, and concerts, as well as dances and sight-seeing tours of the capitol and the city were among the high- lights of the program for the visitors. -o- ' Then, too, I mustn't forget that apology to Vera Lee, which I owe her. You remember the time that I said she called our place and tried to disguise her voice? Well, it wasn't Vera: it was someone by the name of Mar-tha H. CSorry, Vera.J ...0- We see that Betty Cass was attracted by the feature in The Mirror telling of the nobility and other interesting family relations of Central students. Speaking of readers of this rag, we just learned the other day that we have at least one parent reader, Mrs. Du Bois. 101. Maybe it's because Olive Nelson and Flor- ence Blake asked me to put it in, or maybe it's just because it's a pretty good joke, and it may be the combination of the two, but anyway, here is the joke. It all took place in Miss Yaeger's class when MES Yaeger said: Bob, what did you throw out of that win- dow? , Bob Trachte: A marble: I wanted to give it a break. ' , -o- To return to the questions: of course you knew that- The chemistry room has a telep-hone in it? -o- The radio station was taken out of Central because it was in the way of the tire escape? -o- Central was originally a girls' academy? -o- There will be more vacation days Cdazel in the year 1933-34 than school days? -o- If I asked you where room 302 was, you probably couldn't tell me? -.gi That in order to read the room number on the door of room 217 you have to be on the inside, as the glass was put in wrong side out? 1Look at those prepositionsj -o- There are still some of those gas jets about the walls of Central, either from the time -: -20 :- when they used gas lights or they are there in case of emergency? ...O-. Thereason our rag is called The Madison Mirror is because this beloved school was once known as the Madison High school? That still may be its name, but it is better known as Central. -.01 And the reason you should be sooo glad today is the fact that this is the last column that you will have to read that will be writ- ten by this columnist. -0-. In 1929 the enrollment of Central reached 1,552? I -o- The following piece was taken from a Mir- ror of the same year as mentioned in a line or so above, Mr, Benjamin Ashman spent the greater part of his vacation in Madison pulling weeds and hoeing corn, the remain- ing part of his summer he spent acting as substitute teacher of mathematics in the University of Wisconsin Extension division ? -o- The June issue of the supplement for the annual was an enlarged issue of The Mirror, having 16 pages? iAnd you kick at 32l. do- . In 1927, a Centralite, Ruth Rowe, had the privilege of interviewing the late Dr. Bab- cock? A choice bit that even Betty Cass didn't know of is the answer Dr. Babcock gave to the question, Why didn't you com- mercialize your inventions? He answered smilingly in his own way, I was teaching at the university and using university time so that I thought that my inventions should be given to the state. And then, too, I do not need the money. I have enough. -Ol The Racine Park Beacon is the most looked forward to exchange, with the exception of the West High-Times, by The Mirror staff? 1 ici. . That speaking of West High-Times, we are looking forward to the appearance of their magazine? -o- Although we ran in a story telling who they were in one of our editions of The Mir- ror, a certain group who appear over the radio wouldn't let us use their names in this magazine? CPicture elsewhere in this ragl. -o- It is rumored that a course in journalism may be oifered the second semester of next year? Remember, I said it was rumoredl. .-.0.. There are supposed to be about 1,600 words on this page? iAll right, then go ahead and count them yourselfl. -o- There are almost eight thousand books in our school library? dt goes on and on, but thems just wordsl. ...0-. A blacklist to a columnist is a list on which he has the names of those he wou1dn't write about, even if he had to leave a blank space in his column? k l '- K yi R: ., .,i- 5 x'xf,,..l3g:, . I. .:', Q. '?ITj.,'1 ,nh iaet- -' 1933 ...THE ORANGE AND BLA CK... June CENTRAL CASTING K Wally,,,Foster at the Mike S USUAL, this years we are again having a graduating class. Again we are faced with the problem of filling the vacancies of the departing seniors. What will we do without: Everett Carteron to give us those sales talks in his most appealing tone of voice? Evelyn Boyle to come down in the front of the English room to wo-rk K?J in a group with Dorothy KLucilleD Cox? Victor Cramer to bring a two by four board about five feet long to school to have kids autograph it? Cerise Beran to ask, What are you kids laughing at now? George Deighton to sing in his ond bass the boom, boom., boom in the quar- tet? Kathryn Conners to take a test over just to see if she can raise her mark Kshe didn't raise, but she equalled ith ? Charles Du Bois to write those certain kind of poems and to make all the girls jealous Kor should I say enviousj of one another? Romance Cowgill to take Kor assumeb the part of a lady of England, with her Beg pawdons and all that? Bob and Dick Frye when roll call is taken in Art ,Metal class? Jeanne Gorman who swept us by storm when she appeared on our stage to do a tap dance? . Bernard Gorst and Bob Harris to throw erasers in English class when Miss Pierce is either absent from the room orwhether she is there? I Q I ' Margaret Hatch to write those swellegant notes to an ex-Centralite on the back of school-party invitations? Edouard Kilgore to pull rabbits out of hats and make them disappear into thin air Koh yeah, tell it to Murphyb? deep sec- Ruth Henning to sit and worry a whole. period about a History testNtIjtQ?i'SiQ?.fl9i'svsui'e that she fiunked and then come back the next day to tell you she only got-an A in it? Morris Slavney to turn my 'hair grey because of' the length of time it takes him to get started? Matilda Matzke to take prizes at the depression parties? ' Vito Shiro getting excused from school to go.home to change his trousers after having had the whole Art Metal class spill acid on it? Donald Trachte to make linoleum cuts, and posters, and besides all this to be a confirmed bachelor? Murrel Truehl to enter our popularity con- tests? ' Meyer Victor to carry Laurene Hellick- son's saxophone? A Frank Turnquistz to be called pansy by RAJAH? KRemember, F ra n k,.- I said by Rajahb. Doreene Smith to give us those vocal solos, especially Cabin in the Cotton and Trees ? Marie Stahl to copperize a real toad and use it for a set on a ring? Ingeborg Swalheim to give me a mark in a test thirty poin-ts less than I should have had? KW'hich was all a mistake, of coursel. Mary Virnig to come bursting forth with a poem., no matter what the occasion may be? Bertha Wurst to always furnish those look- ing in the card index a good laugh as her na.me reads there-1Wurst Bertha? Antoinette Zeman to make a most unusual type of ring? KAsk her about itl. 'Of course we really shouldn't forget to mention the little red-headed class p-rophet, Lois Neill. We thought of writing acharac- ter sketch, but then for certain reasons we thou.ght it best not to. You might inquire of her as to who that blond boy' was that caught her eye in the aud t'other day. Right here and now I'm going to explain that 'it wasn't my idea to have the cut' put in this magazine that appears ,lon .this Azpage. Allthe blame lKyes,iI-.said blamej falls on the mold. confirmed 'bachelor, Don ald Lloyd Kohl and his keen ability to-,,1i.x5Hthe', .f?'I'rachte. KNow', I guess that evens things mileage recorder on his father:sgg.qi-i.r3+s,o that heewill ngtgknow how far Lloyd has gone? to blush when you call her 'aifthait' cute little girl as one person did upon seeing her graduation picture? Glen Mason to sit in the aud duringna dra- matic club movie with Lethal Reynolds-,Kand he forgot that it was JUST a school moviel? Rachel Herrington to Write the other col- umn and also her being puzzled as to whom she should ask to a certain party? Ann Longiield to attend the indoor or soft- ball gam.es at Breese-Stevens? Thomas Murphy, John Nee, John Sylves- ter to act as a reception committee at the State Band tournament? Mary McWilliams to take care of the book exchange as well as to sell tickets at the Eastwood Kwe'll be seeing her there one of these 25c nitesb? UDJ We are sad to announce that, as yet, we have not been able to find out who that certain person is who Jane Farwell is that way about. Though. we do know that she has been interested ,ingthehired man down on Then as for the' other h'a'lf1'9iithe QBQa7jah4Rachel Her- rington, we think Kreally?J that she is having a tough time trying to choose between two boys whose names have appeared with hers in this column before Knot in the magazine but in an issue of The Mirrorl. We don't DARE put their names in here, but nevertheless, there are two Central girls who are engaged. KNOW just you watch those lingers and you'll soon see who they are.J Somewhere a few lines up we- finished a sentence with a preposition, which reminds us that a certain paper carried the statement -: 21 :- as follows: a preposition is the wrong way to end a sentence with. KDo you see it?J A definition that Miss Yeager uses quite often, and which we read in A Manual of English, takes the cake when it comes to defining the word education : The ability to do the thing one does not want to do, at the time he does not want to do it. A What are we seniors going to do without any bells to ring to make us jump every hour or so . . . no teach-ers to tell us to make up time . . . no books to make our arms sore from packing them Knot saying, of course, that they make our heads sore from trying to study themb . . . no three fiights of stairs to go up and down in three minutes time . . . no sp-ecial work slips to go bumming on . . . no aud periods to go to the auditorium, for . . . no reason to bum . no teachers to talk about . . . no, no, no, nothings? . . . But maybe we won't graduate, maybe we WILL go to another higher school, maybe we WILL have teachers, bells, steps, slips, and periods, books and all that tommy-rot. But why worry, remember the old saying, A rolling s-tone gathers no moss, but boy, what a shine it gets. rl! Pk Dk Now that you've read this thing Kthere's some conceit there, I just feel ith, have your friends autograph your magazine on this page so that no one else will have to suffer as you 'did. KI mean by reading the column, of coursel . . . Aw, resivoire . . . M 3 M N. X - is 4.1 . .' .' .gigs , , , - M,-R5 -1 'Y 2 ,sn This may be Wally Foster fifty Kpardon-I mean at the hope for the best. at the age of mikey, but we ' l .UTHE ORANGE AND BLACKH. 195 June THE TECHNOCRAT UTOPIA rubbed his eyes yawned and stretched himself luxuriantly between the silken sheets H ope n e d one eye Just wide enough to see the electric clock on the table beside him. Only ten-thirty? Ho hum-mm! No need of getting up for at least an hour yet -so, one hour later the air was disturbed by another of Master Thorvald's deluxe, four horse-power yawns. The young man poked his toes out and regarded them gravely from the depth of several downy feather pillows. Raising his hand a matter of an inch or so, he pulled a cord and picked up a small mouthpiece from the table. Hello, mom! You up already? Yeah, I guess I could stand some breakfast-no, I'm not very hungry. What do I want? Oh, just a couple o' eggs and three or four slices of bacon and a half dozen pieces of toast and some coffee. No, that's all-thanks! Ah shucks! I'm not hungry at all, mom.. Be ready in five min- utes? Oih Kay, mom! Torvald leaned back and refiected on the wisdom of the modern inventors. Take the fellow that thought of this mechanical cook, now - he surely merited a bouquet. A fellow never has to wait for his meal and he always gets whatever he wants - no matter whether it's a ham sandwich or a Do-funny-a-la- thing-a-ma-bob. No burnt biscuits, either- what a break for newlyweds! 14 if 214 UST THEN a tiny bell tingled merrily and a small panel in the wall swung open, revealing a very appetizing meal- no food capsule foolishness, either. But that was not the most interestingg unfolding itself, the shelf moved forward and swung around the bed, halting withintwo inches of the expectant young man's mouth. It's such a shame, he remarked to himself as he laz- ily turned his radio-vision dial, that we can't afford self - f e e d i n g silverware - the Browns have them. An African dancer being his choice for the minute, he watched the brightly-clad girl spin over the ground to the rhythm of weird music while he munched his toast in Madison, Wisconsin, thousands of miles away. ORVALD TECHNOCRATSON I ' . e Q . . The home of the Technocratsons was con- structed mainly of steel and glass-every room was a sun-room, for this was the age of glass houses. The furniture in some of the rooms was all of this same transparent qual- ity--the walls and floors, too, being mirrors. There was a roof-garden, a swimming pool, and all the other conveniences - even a con- servatory. Everything is for convenience- everything - indeed, perhaps the next one of these many buttons Torvald manipulates so beautifully will bring the bath.-tub hopping to his bedside. if ik 'R LITTLE LATER., as he was tying his neck-tie-with his own hands, by the way-he said, Gee, I don't see how D-ad stands it working four hours at day. Still, I suppose we're never satisfied. Why, it says in our history book that way back in good old 1933 people were fussing because they didn't have any work. Such is life. He walked over to his telephone, dia-led a number and picked up the mouthpiece. Hello, Anne, what are ya doin'? Honest? Shucks, why devote your sweet young life to art? Sure I was going to ask you if you would like to ta-ke a jaunt down to Miami Beach this P. M. Ah, can the art, can'-t you? Just think, I haven't seen you since yester- day-Huh?-oh, all right, Ill get someone else, who appreciates two-legged arti' Next, young Torvald tried his luck with Marie-but with the same success. Seems to me an art studio in a pent house is all the modern girl cares about nowadays, growled the jilted lad- and tried another number. Tilly, apparently, was studying Chaucer, Pat was just as zealously practicing her do- re me's,'.' and Louise was tearing her hair on the last chapter of the Great American Novel of 1966. Slowly and painfully the wilted young man- rep-laced the phone for the last time, mechanically he pushed the lavender button that made his bed-and noiselessly glided downstairs on the Banister Elevated. ak bk Pk G6 OM, he said as though he were mumbling a funeral ceremony, Mom, I've ordered the Red Arrow around and I want you to take a spin At first glance these high school boys all look alike but there is a difference. Find the missing link and win a scholarship to the famous College of Live and Learn. One of these galookas may have longer fingernails than the others, or he may part his hair in the middle, or he may even eat grapenuts for breakfast. .-: 22 :- down to Miami with me. Torvald folded up in the glass chair with a sigh and sat wist- fully regarding his orchid thumb-nails. Why, son, exclaimed his mother, looking anxiously at her offspring, are you ill? Oh no, mom, I'd be delighted, and I'd rather have you than anyone else. I've been looking forward to taking you for a week, said Torvald in an ashes-to-ashes-dust-tm dust tone-. Mrs. Technocratson blushed under her rouge and rang for her coat. Did the gentle- man help her put it on? How silly, when the automatic butler had nothing else to do. Heavens, exclaimed Mrs. Technocratson. What's all that commotion about on the street? l It's an extra- probably assassiinated the President again, said Torvald with a mon- strous yawn. James, get us a paper. He could? not undertake the exertion of reading the headlines when the butler gave him the paper, so his mother read them. Gracious me, she cried, the World has declared war on Mars-that means you'l1 have to go because you're twenty-five tomor- row. Poor Torvald looked askance. Tears were in his eyes as he sobbed, Oh, it'll ruin my lovely lavender finger-nails. -JANE FARWELL, ma. if 77 BASKETBALL SEASON iContinued from Page Eighteeni lads, 15-14. Against her other city confer- ence opponent, East High, Central fared much better, defeating them 18-6 and 23-12. During the course of the season the Central team defeated Racine Horlick, 19-18, and lost to Kenosha by the largest score of the season, 43-11. In the District tournament, the Orange and Black met and defieated East for the third time of the year, by a score of 22-8. The next night our boys downed Baraboo, 25-17. Although West was favored to win the tournament, Central turned the tables and eked out a 19-18 victory. The star of the tournament was Bid Smith. It was his flashy work that guaranteed Central a place in the State tournament. After leading its opponent throughout the first half, Central lost its power and lost to Chippewa Falls, 31-15, for its first game of the tournament. The following night our cagers took revenge by defeating Nekoosa, 20-17. As a result of this victory, the Orange and Black met Kenosha as a semi-finalist in the consolation bracket. The only hope of the Centralites was to hold down the score, but the Redmen defeated Central, 29 - 14. Johnny Novick played brilliant ball through- out the tournament. 1933 ..THE ORANGE AND BLA CK... June cc g as By Jane Farwell and Rachel Herrington E! W'ER-E legomobiling down Spinach A v e n u e one bright rainy evening enjoying the cab- bage b l o s s o ms along Onion U Boulevard when whom should 4 ,tb we run into but a veritable 8 , walking toothpick, the only dif- ference being that it was soft pine instead of cedar. Pardon me, said the young gentleman Cwe give him the benefit of the doubtl, a-ren't you--er-ah- Rajah and Company, incorporated, we hopefully suggested. The poor lad gulped a sob or two and handed us his card. We instantly disap- peared in the sunshine. We looked at the card-three days later we came to in a hospital ward. You guessed it-he was John Deards! Wfell, we got out of that place with m.uch less difficulty than the one across the lake a few weeks before and proceeded down Cab- bage Avenue enjoying the onion blossoms on Spinach Boulevard. The onions suddenly started to rattle, and who should come out but Chuck Willis carrying a minature soap- box - his feet being so small. ak Pk Sk ORRORS -he spied us and instantly began manipulating the soap-box. . Willis, he pleaded, with huge strictly fresh tears rolling down into his col- lar, Willis for president-the school girl complexion-two for five, please. His slightly stale tears began pouring into his socks. At the critical moment a stout was- been blonde pulled Cy Klingele out of h.er pocket and loaned it to Mr. Willis to catch the overflow. Being tender hearted creatures, we crept away from the touching scene and gave our attention to the spinach blossoms. By the cauliflower-ears of Frank Turnquist -ouch! Let go! Some unknown assailant had seized us by the hair and was whirling us around in space. When we finally landed a few the less for hairs, we hastily glanced in the direction of the fierce creature who had done the awful deed. He was almost as big as King Kong, wore only- a bearskin, and had a beard down to his waist. We ran. We later asked Marian Kraus who he was. Why, he's my cave man, she murmured, It's Donald Edwards! We ran. l wr wk 34 UST AROUND the corner was Sheldon Wood-he was still dreaming about Eleanor R. How's that? Spoils your fond hopes, Monsieur F. Then we meet Eliza Speltzenhaugenburghersomtoning. It asked if we had heard any scandal lately. Why should you want to know? says we. I want to put itin my column, whis- pers she. Isn't that Wally Foster's job? inquires we with a little more interest. ' Didn't you know? HQ got lost at the North Pole years ago. Didn't they send a searching party out after him? cmore cheerfullyl. No one bothered. ' We just noticed that the sun was shining. Asquare the next corner we met Gertrude Esch wearing the same dress she wore ten years ago. And then came Ed Gadow-bald as an eagle. How about trying some of your pills, Ed? Up the river went we. John Sylvester told us that Marie Stahl was still trying to mend her broken romance. Someone should tell her that jig-saws are out of date-or per- haps she's bringing them back. By this time our feet were soreg but, seeing a poor old man on crutches, we couldn't resist doing our good daily turn. It was Mr. W'aehler. Central had ruined him. if ik 'F Moonshine and Roses QA Dialoguel Glen Mason serenading Letha. Reynolds, who is SITTING ON THE ARM OF AN OLD ARMCHIAIR plunking on his trusty ukelele. The scene is AT THE END OF A WINDING Glen Mason cplunk-plunkb-WfON'T YOU COME OVER TO MY HOUSE TO PLAY? Letha Reynolds-SHOW ME THE WAY T'O GO HOMIE. Glen-TAKE YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR- MOUTH QI want to kiss youl. Lelha-LET'S PUT OUT Tl-IE LIGHTS. Pk Ik 81 The Fatal Night 'Give me that pencil. I gotta finmh this or I'll get killed. Yeah, that's right, start thinking now- a half hour before it's supposed to be to the printers. . Well, could I help it? Say, keep still. I'm trying to think. Do you suppose this sounds all right? Will you give me the dictionary a minute? I can't find a word that fits here. Hey, who took my pencil? Hurry up. I need it. I've got to lay out this whole sheet yet. I All of you have to be out of this room at four-thirty. Don't forget. Well, at the psychological moment I hate to be too 'peppamistic'. Oh, yeah? I can't get those darned old books to come out right. I wish everybody would keep still a minute. Did anybody see that contract for Hill's ad? It was over there a little while ago. Well, it isn't there now. All right, is all the copy in now? I don't wan-t to stay up here all night. After this, I'll bring my bed along. E'verything's in. Thank heavens. It's 5:30. So long, everybody. -And that, dear readers, is just a talk- ing paragraph or so of The Mirror room a few days before the magazine comes out. A al Q The average ,high school senior's conception of the Man With the Hoe --: 23 :-- June ...THE ORANGE AND BLACK... 1933 .. BCDCDK REVIEW fr '2E BLEHpiTA?fEME. '- OVERS OF ADVENTURE, descendants of pioneers and Civil War veterans, especially people of Wisconsin, and stu- dents of American History will find Trail-Makers of the Mid- dle Border a book that gives a- definite picture of the experi- ences of our ancestors an d leaves us with some lasting impressions. Although written in that type of literature, the book is most interesting for even those who do not like biography in general. It con- tains the life story of Yankee Dick, his early experiences, his adventure in the West as trail-maker of our own home state, his part in the Civil War, and his personal serv- ice to General Grant, the famous general of the North. Yankee Dick was like: Others, when the army settled down to a siege, were either detailed to field commands or returned to the ranks Cas Richard didl, without honor or special reward. Some of his fellow road-finders had gone to their deaths on this cam- paign unnoticed and without record, for they were not regularly enro-lled, and rreceived only private mention by their commanders. So far as these pages may speak, I desire to pay them tribute. Richard Graham shall serve as their representative. Richard was a son of the East, but a hero of the West. It 'lf Pk QQ-U EGARJDLESS of dangers in the face of duty, he would reply, God forgot to make the man I couldn't follow. Today we enjoy the fruits of his and other pioneers' laborsg whether their records are written down or not, they stand out from the Eternal Past. Yankee Dick was not only a trail-maker, but a home maker for the people of Wisconsin. He wa.lked miles to get a glimpse of Madison, to see the site where the capitol was to stand. All over the border enthusiasm was aiiame, and Wisconsin was among the most favored localities. Her rich plough lands, her mines of lead and iron, her unlimited forests of ash and pine, and her abundant lakes and rivers assured a noble future. On every woodlot the cross-cut was singing the song of prog- ress, while the builders' hammers beat in rhythmic accompaniment to its strokes. It was under the spur of ambition and adventure that Richard left his home in Maine to join his brother, who was working on the railroad. Later, however, he was eager and ready to go with his zealous father, a typical New England elder, to the possible new home in Southern W'isconsin. Great was his imagination of possibilities in the West. The journey was hard for his mother and Susan, and saddest of all, Susan had contracted smallpox on the trip. In those days people were put to flight if they ,heard the dreadful disease was around, and town roads were barred. Had it not been for Hugh McLane, the noble Samaritan, the whole family would ha.ve had to perish. It was in this way that the Grahams and the McLanes met. Harriet's first home in the promised land was a. pest- house! Her family circle a quarantine! ICIHARD greatly loved his mother and placed his endless confidence in her. and He always tried to make her Susanas comfortable as facilities of the pio- neer country would permit. Richard was a great admirer of the McLane family, although he did admit that as Qddlers and hunters they were wonders, but no man can fiddle and farm equally well. As riflemen they were reputed to have the skill or Daniel Boone. David was an ideal violinist, and the girls had very beautiful voices. His playing and their sing- ing charmed him. Isabel, the youngest, later became his bride. As he neared twenty-six, he must have calculated that Isabel was almost sixteen, and sixteen was a marriagable age in those primitive communities. At any rate he reported to his father and mother that year. His life during this period is heroic according as one judges it. His endurance, his courage, his skill remain and are incredible. As foreman of a. camp, he toiled with an intensity which inspired even laggards. He was a. leader fin the physical sensel and not a driver of others. He shirked nothing. It was not the extra pay which kept him a pilot on the rapids: it was his love of leadership. wk wk 35 I-HS WAS HIS RECORD during the years he spent in the woods of north- ern Wisconsin. Stevens Point was considered The Gateway to the Woods, because from there on northward was noth- ing but woods. However, one can only enjoy to the full extent the experience of Yankee Dick as pioneer and soldier after one has read this striking book written by his son, Hamlin Garland. Hamlin says: As I look back along the trail of Richard and Isabel Graham, I long for the sp-irit of the border, the hospitality of the latch-string. I would re-enter thatbcabin if I could and blow upon its embers till its flames returned and shadow of mournful beauty danced upon the walls . . . I would call David and Luke, Rachel and Deborah, and ask them to sing one more for me, knowing that from their chorus Isabel's voice would rise in clear familiar sweetness, restoring for me a world that is gone-the world of my youth, the land of the pioneer. -- -MARY VIRNIG, 12a. 'The author uses the fictitious name of Richard Graham for Richard Garland in writing this biography. It gives the book more e1Tect and less appearance of a biography. --: 24 :- lContinued from Page Eighth cushioned cell. CThinking is all right in its place but this isn't the place.J Suddenly you come upon a printed notice regarding goods offered for sell or buy, mild and sweet, smoke or chew. It's only a little coupon but it has brought a magnanimous change in the lives of millions of men and women and why can't it for you, too? Well-it's a thought anyway. Thought? Ah, yes - remarkable indeed. A thought has brought happiness to more than one inno- cent, unsuspecting husband. The only trag- edy is that he didn't think twice and then stay single. But why all this hallybco? Ingrate's Shaving cream for a lasting shave will settle your problems and a tight rope act with a. flea.-bin iunatic. on the top of the Empire State Building is also good for a close shave. You have to be close with everything else when you buy Coolasthenorthpole Shav- ing cream, good for sore throat, Scarlet Fever, a.nd Anginosa scarlatina. , if lk 'lf Glossary of Platitudinous Ponderosity 1. Aesculus Hip-pocastanum - Horse - chest- nut. , 2. Anginosa scarlatina-scarlet fever. 3. Auriculo-ventricular orifice - a pulsation of the heart. , 4. Aurora borealis-the brilliant radiance of the sky in far northern latitudes at nightg. hence, night-lights, opposite from day- light. . 5. Cfranium-the part of the skull enclos-, ing the brain: very rare. , 6. Dentifrice-a powder, liquid, paste, solid, gas, fluid, or what have -you for cleaning the teeth. i 7. Dietetic integrity-uprightness, virtue, honesty, soundness, p r o b i t y, entirety, ,. completeness, p-urity, etc., in regulating food or diet. 1 8. Epidermis-the cuticle, or outer skin of the body. 9. Gastronomical satiety-the state of being filled or satisfied beyond desire. 10. Herpes circinatus-a disease of the skin caused by the parasitic fungus Trichophy- ton tonsorous, and characterized by cir- cular scurvy patches with irritation. ll. Mucous membranes-the moist lining of the cavaties and canals in communication with the exterior of the human body. 12. Oinionphane-a sticky substance on wrap- ping paper that- is smooth and dry as the bottom of a washpan that hasn't been wipedg it is transparent, opaque, and rather perforated with holes between the hollow spaces. 13. Pityriasis-a superficial affection of the skin. 14. Scarlet fever-fscarlet fever as in scarletl feverl-scarlet fever. 15. Scram Qsk as in skunk, ram, as in moun-1 tain goat with curly hornsl-meaning to gog proceed, depart, extend, move on, lContinued on Page Twenty-ilvej f i 1 i V 1 i i P l P l R R g, 1-E I 8 5, t 4 i I 1933 ...THE ORANGE AND BLACK... June fe GILL HOUSE s TANDING HUGE and alone on the hill, Gill House seems to have a dark and forbidding appearance even in in the bright sunlight. If it could speak, what stories it could tell. It is unoccupied now and probably no one could be found who would care to live in it. For many years before its late owner's death strange stories were told of the place and its stern dark master, and still more sinister things hinted at. For instance, there had been the wealthy Jew who had inquired his way to Gill House and never been seen or heard of afterward, and the sister who had committed suicide within its walls and who dying and unable to speak had mutely pointed an accusing finger at her brother. If these stories were known to Marcus Gill they never. seemed to trouble him, for he had gone on ln'his own silent, austere way living alone with his two serv- ants, sole master of Gill House and its broad acres. His one passion seemed to be horses, and he was frequently seen riding one of his high-stepping thoroughbreds. One day a letter came to Gill House informing its master that an elder brother, who had run away from home in his boyhood and who was supposed to have died long ago in a foreign land, was alive but in failing health. It stated that he was coming home to live or at least to share in the estate. A few weeks later he arrived and those who saw him said he was dressed in black and resembled his brother little except that he was of the same rather stocky build. He had suffered an accident and was obliged to use a crutch. This together with his grey hair and colored glasses he wore made him appear much older than he really was. Little was known of him after his return. The two serv- ants said that he was quiet mannered and talked of leaving as soon as he could come to some settlement with his brother. lk lk Pk OON' AFTER his arrival Marcus Gill had flown into a violent rage over some triflllng matter and abruptly dismissed both servants. After this the two men had lived a.lone, and, as no friendly feeling had ever existed between the inmates of Gill House and the neighborhood, no one went near them. Weeks went by and people won- dered how Tom Gill could endure living alone with his taciturn brother, but some people said that he was quite singular himself. He never left the place and was very seldom seen-and then always alone. On one of these rare occasions a neighbor who had known him in his early youth, happened to be passing. He halted and called a greeting, but the man made no reply and after staring a moment turned and hobbled away on his crutch. Another time two little girls told of seeing the lame man with the dark glasses and how he stared at them without speaking until they became frightened and ran away. One day late in summer Marcus Gill came into town. He was riding a new colt and he seemed to be in a more talkative humor than usual. He vouchsafed the information that he had come to a. settlement with his brother -and that the latter was leaving again soon for foreign parts. He called the bank and then rode away at a lively pace. A little later two of the men living nearest to Gill House saw a saddled horse running wildly down the road. They at once recognized it as the Gill colt an.d suspecting that he had thrown his rider they walked up the road. They found Marcus lying in the driveway leading to his house. The colt evidently had become fright- ened at something, had turned and bolted, throwing his rider so that his head had come in contact with one of the stone gate posts. Death must have been instantaneous, and they say that all they could do would be to carry the body to the house and break the news to the crippled brother. lk lk lk I' THE HJOYUSE they rang the bell of the front entrance, but no one answered. They rang again with no better results. Where was Tom Gill? Was he deaf and had that been the reason why he had never answered when spoken to? They 'tried the door and found it fastened. Likely the men were in the habit of using the rear entrance. One of them decided to try that. Finding a small door unlocked, he entered and found himself in the kitchen. He called but no one answered. He noticed a small table with the remains of a meal on it. There was one unwashed plate and one cup. Prob- ably Tom had become hungry and had not waited for his brother, he thought, as he walked through the rooms 'to the front of the house, but everything was still and there was no sign of any living presence. He unbolted the front door and together they carried the body into the house. Seeing a bed in one of the rooms, they placed it on that and stood for a moment undecided what to do. Evidently they were alone in the house with the dead man. ' Everything seemed so strange-so uncannily quiet. Stories told of the place came to their minds. Where was the dead man's brother and what should they do? To cover the body decently and go for help seemed the only thing. Noticing a large chest in the room and thinking that it contained linen, they raised the cover and looked in. Could they believe their eyes? They looked at each other in. horror and amazement! The chest contained not linen, but a crutch, a black suit, and a grey wig, with a pair of dark glasses lying beside it. The mystery was explained. Tom Gill had already gone .... had been gone for a long time .... but not to foreign parts. -CLARA HOLMBERG. KD -ANDTHEN CAME CELLOPHANE iContinued from Page Twenty-foury amble, mosey, beat it, vamoose, or ams- cray. 16. Sore throat Csore throat as in sore -: 25 :- throatl-the main symptom of scarlet fever. 17. Terre verte-a color usually bilious green, but it depends on the kind of tooth brush one uses. 18. Tlnea clrcinata-a disease of the skin, caused by the parasitic fungus Tricho- phyton tonsurous, and characterized by circular scurvy patches with irritation. -K 37 FEMININE Fkoucs fContlnued from Page Eighteen? Kraus and her twelfth grade team in a heated battle of stifl' competition. Cheers are echoing throughout the entire gym and the termination of the basketball season has left its impression upon all the girls who played in the tournament. The picture of the hoop and the basketball slowly fades from view, and the second act of the three-ring circus is making its .bow and exiting from the curriculum of the gym. And now as this snoopy one digs. deeper into the sport of the gym he discovers the last act of the ring. Spring is in the land, and track and baseball come hand in hand. So as the inquisitive one digs up some more by-gones, here is what he sees. Many girls are ready for the sprint, many for the broad jump, many for the baseball and basketball throw, and many, many more for other big features of the track ring. This noble personage spies them racing down to Breese-Stevens Field to take part in the track tourney. They are nearing their goal, only a little way more to travel. Slowly, the picture of fleet feet fades in the distance and the snoopy one is aroused by the cries of Strike two! Ball three! etc. He turns eagerly to return his footsteps back to sport, this time baseball. Inside the Central gym, girls of all ages and grades are re-enacting the ancient fan- loving baseball game. Their shouts and gay laughter fill the room with noisy frolic, then suddenly it recedes and grows faint. The gym has become quiet, the day is hot, and the sweating players slowly drift to and fro thinking of the vacation near at hand. School will soon be over and for some of them it will be a permanent vacation, but to those who cherish all good things and live in the memories of the past year, it will be a wonderful blessing to recall all the fun and sport of the past year at Central. Invisibility I shall carry the moonlight in a silver cup, And rain-drops in my handsg I shall cage the mist, And I shall bind the winds with chains of flame. Where I walk there shall be stillness, And the torch of beauty before me: I shall carry away with me every loveliness, But still you will not know that I have passed. -JANE PRIESTLEY, lla.. mg June ..iT1-IE ORANGE AND BLA 1 , CK... 1933 HCWDY F OLKS NNOUNCER GRAHAMUS Mac- NAMEOLANUS: Well, here we are, folks, up in the top of a big tree beside X' the road leading out of Egypt. gag -6 And this is going to be some spectacle, believe me. It ought to be a wow, if we can believe my friend, Waltus Winchelonius, who broadcasts on the Lucky Dromedary program. According to Walt, the Israelites are scheduled to march by this very tree on their way out of Egypt. Your good old announcer has made a monkey of himself, long enough to climb this piece of lumber and broadcast a step-by-step account of the march. It's going to be tough going for those poor Israelites. Yes, siree! Because the sun is hotter than the inside of Pharoah's harem, heh, heh. But what's that I see in the distance? It looks like the Israelites! It is the Israelites! Folks, here they come, a raggedy rabble, led by an old gent in white whiskers. Just a min- ute till I look at my score card. It's Moses, folks, Moses himself, leading the Israelites out of Egypt! You know they claim they've been oppressed, and Moses has induced the Pharoah to allow them to go free. But not without a struggle, folks, not without a struggle. And away off there in the distance I can see the army of Egypt, mounted on horses. Not pursuing the Israelites, you under- stand, because the Pharoah has given his word of honorg but just tagging along, hop- ing something will happen. Well, this is certainly a hot affair, folks, but it looks as though it will be all over in a few minutes. The Israelites have come up to the shore of the Red Sea, and they're all confused about what to do next. Better go home, boys, and more luck next time. Ain't that tough, folks, stopped by a lot of aqua-ae feminine. And just when they had almost got away. But wait, what's the feller Moses doing? He's waving a stick around at the water. Maybe he's telling it to go dry up, ho, ho, ho. But just a minute, folks, some- thing is happening out here. The water is all excited. It's raging and foaming about. Look at the water, will you? Folks, you wouldn't believe your eyes if you were here. The water has just separated itself and made a path through the middle, just as dry as the sands of the desert. And the Is- raelites are going through it! Imagine that, folks, the waters of the Red Sea have sep- arated to let the Israelites cross out of Egypt! Boy, oh boy, what a spectacle!!! They're almost across now, just a few stragglers left, and the Egyptian army is going through the gap in the waters. Holy man, what a sight, folks! Yes sir, the pride of the Pharoah is following right up on the bare heels of the Israelites. And now they're -oh, oh. Boy, what a show this is!! That water has tumbled right back into place again, and the Egyptian army is all wet. The Israelites have finally reached the other shore and and are now standing on the beach, making long noses at the embar- rassed Egyptians. I must be leaving you, folks, for my time is limited. Certainly was some spectacle we witnessed out here. yes siree. This is your favorite, announcer, Gra- hamus MacNameolanus, who has just given you an account of the exodus of the Israel- ites out of Egypt. And boy, what an exodus! Boy, oh boy. In case some of you more ig- norant folks do not know what the term exo- dus means, I'll tell you. Exodus means departure. Don't forget, folks, tune in on station RBS Monday night for the play-by-play report of the Egypt - Constantinople basketball game. Your favorite announcer, Grahamus Mac- Nameolanus, will be the one to do the broad- casting. Hmph, hmph. Sl SI Ik OOD evening, folks, this is your fav- orite radio entertainer broadcasting tonight's program from ZXY hotel in Syene. As you all know that I have such a wonderful silver-like voice for broadcast- ing, I will tell you my secret. I smoke. The first number appearing on our program is the Blosh Sisters' quartet, which we will skip. We have another distinguished per- sonality on this program whom I know you will enjoy immensely. I take great pleasure in introducing Professor Z. Z. Sweinstein, noted scientist of the Sweinstein Theory, and also the head professor of English at the University of Podunk. O. K. Sweiny ol' boy, ol' boy, ol' boyg do your stuff. Arumph--ahg howdy all youse guys who's tuning in on me. I ain't got no special speech to make, but I's awful glad to talk to youse. Dis speech I have got is on my famous, ever-popular theory, de great Swein- stein Theory. By de way folks, I just re- membered dat I left my speech in my od- der pants. But just de same, folks, I ain't a goin ter dissappoint youse. I would ex- plain my theory to youse only I can't re- member it because I ain't got my paper wid me. But I usta be a darn good singer in my younger days and I ain'-t losted my voice yet, so I'l1 sing for youse. Oh Floyd, is dere any especially song youse wants me to sing? What? None? Well I'll sing Anna Lorna- and for darlin' Anna Lorna, I'd lay me down an' die- Pardon me folks, this is your announcer, Floyd Gabby Gabbons. I just want to ask you a questiong is Mis Lorna in the radio audience? If she is, I would appreciate her coming over to fulfill Mr. Sweinstein's wish. I'll now return you to the professor. . lk lk if Well, I'm sure all youse guys enjoyed my singing. I ain't got much more things ta say ta youse all, but dem guys dat can't speek cerreck American will regret it in later years. Dosedat can speek cerrect American will sure be repaid awful much. I'm sure --: 26 :- youse who's listening to me will be inter- ested to know a few facks about my life, so I'll give youse a auto-biography of me. I was born in a small house in Syene. At de age of three I begunned to write liturshure. Dat's how I got my start on de road ta success. At seven. I had wroten m.any short- stories-in fack they were very short. I writ one story dat was a wow. I don't exackly r-:member what it was but b-oy, oh boy, it was a wow! At nine I graduated from kin- dergarten. Dat was de proudest minute of my life, I hung up a great record in first grade by being a member for five straight years. De rest of my school years was easy for me, because at de most I never stayed in a class for over three years. I made a awful good record in fifth gradeg I only flunked three semesters. In de sixth grade I married my English teacher. I guess dat's de reason I talk such awful good American! I entered high school at de age of 28 and graduated at 42. , wk ll: vlr URING your school years you don't appreciate scool but when you get out of scool you appreciate. I'm tell- ing youse folks whose listening in dat a ed- ucation is de thing dat counts. now a days. Youse dossent realize wot a education means to youse. I got one, look at me now-good job, good home, and good family. If I hadn't a gotten a education I might a notten had de job which I am now holding. I ain't got no use for dem people who dossent want a education. A education is de finest thing in life. If youse have a good vocubary and knows how to pernounce wirds cerrect, well den, youse have everything dat counts in life. I'm printing a book, which'll be pub- lished sumtimes in de next four years, on hows ta speek cerrect American. Well as I were saying a education is your mainstray in dis world. Dose who ain't got no-er I shouldn't use de double negative--does who aint got any--. W'el1, folks, I am sure all of you enjoyed Professor's Sweinstein's talk: but due to the fact that another program is to be heard over this station for the next 15 minutes, we will have to hear the professor some other time. Now, for the next 15 minutes, we will hear the famous, nationally known team- the Gloch-Zilch Boys who will entertain you on their phonograph. I am sure all of you are very sorry to be deprived of Professor Sweinstein's elegant speech. Immediately after the Gloch and Zilch program we will rejoin the ABCD network for the Lucky Stiff program, featuring Walt Lynch. Please remember that Lucky Stiffs are always kind to your throat, Adam's apple, and pocket- book. They are bloatedg not a cough in a carload. Oh, pardon me, that isn't our slogan. Luckies must be good for Professor Swein- stein smokes them. Here is what he thinks of Luckies: I have smoked Lucky Stiffs since I was 11 years old. I find that Luckies stimulates the voice. All youse who smoke Luckies will find that youse- We are now signing off. Be with you again some other time. -PHILIP BAKER, nb. .Tune ...THE ORANGE AND BLACK.. 1933 WHY I AM STUDYING FRENCH AU- - ACTIVITY HE: VERY first reason, perhaps, that I am studying French, is that I want to go to France some day. Ever since I can remember, France has been the one European c o un try that I would like to visit. Maybe it's because Joan of Arc lived there Cshe's my favorite heroine in historyli maybe it's becaus-e French people are stylish: or maybe it's just because I liked the looks of France on the map. Anyway, I want to go there. When I arrive in France I will naturally have to speak the French language. It would be very embarrassing if, for instance, someone would come up and say, Il fiat chaud and I should reply, Yes, so do I. In Paris I would attend the cours libre of -the University since the cours libre do not require registration fees. Cours libre are very educational and are given by talented professors. I would want to see French plays and operas at the Opera Hous-e. They are cheaper in France than in Americal To understand these plays, I would have to know French. While in France I would want to see the provinces. I am interested in their dialects, costumes, customs, histories, litera- tures, and arts. In order to get anything out of what I saw, I should have to know French. When our family was discussing the ques- tion of, Would French or Latin be the more beneficial? the fact that made them favor French was that it is a living language and Latin is not. I asked a Latin student how to say, How are you? and he immediately began to explain that Latin is not spoken. It is merely translated. Its only use is a foundation for other languages. This would not be necessary for me because I am not going to make a life study of languages. French, because it is a living language, would be much more useful. It is spoken now by a nation. It is possible to carry on conversa- tions in it, to argue in it, just as in any other language. As I couldn't see the use of learn- ing a lot of names I never could call any one, I took French. REALLY need French. In order to go to the University, a foreign language is quite necessary. I am taking French for four years in order to get the two points credit. The study of French itself is helpful. Much grammar is brought in. French gram- mar is greatly different from. English in some ways, but it is markedly similar to it in others. French will help me in later life. I might be a buyer of dresses in some depart- ment store and go to France in order to have the most stylish dresses. French would then come in very handy. I could be an interpreter for someone who understood no French. If worse came to worse, I think I could translate French books for a living. French gives a general education. I have been learning European geography, history, politics, and literature. Almost a whole semester is spent on each of these subjects. III would have to be quite thick-headed if some of this did not penetrate my head. I have quite convinced myself that French is an essential part of my education. I like French. Just the sound of it charms me, especially the nasal sounds and the u sounds. French is not hard if the teacher does not give out too much home - work. Some classes are rather boring, but French isn't. Most of the stories that I have trans- lated in French class have been interesting. So are the plays. On Fridays, sometimes, when there is no work left, the class sings songs and plays games. If I didn't like French, I should most certainly drop it. :Is wk vs I-IE FRIENCI-I people themselves are charming. They have nice complexions and wear stylish clothes. When they talk they make faces, especially when they make the nasal sounds. They gesticulate so much they seem like a pantomime. They are good cooks- the best in the world. They are very home-loving. Their shops close for about two hours at noon for the men to go home and enjoy their families. Someone has said that the only way to get into a French family is by a bomb or marriage. This is true because the French people are so wrapt up in their families that they have little time for new friends. If I wanted to make the acquaintance of some of these people, I .should have to know French. French literature I especially like. But try to translate it, especially poetry, and some- thing seems to be missing. What is beautiful and touching in French is sloppily senti- mental and silly in English. France has pro- duced some of the best writers the world has ever known. Who hasn't heard of or read I-Iugo's Les Miserables or Hunchback of Notre Dame ? Then Dumas with his Three Musqueteersn and Count of Monte Cristo are very well liked. Daudet's Tartarin of Tarascon is very amusing. There are a great many more writers like these. In order to fully appreciate these books, though. I would read them in French. French history is fascinating. Look at all the great men France has produced! Napo- leon was the greatest man of his time. Henry IV was the noblest figure in history. Ver- cingetorix, who, in spite of his bravery, had to give himself up to Jules Cesar. France is such an old countryand has so much history that I can never stop studying it. Now, perhaps, you can see why I am study- ing French. But, I am ashamed to tell you, all these reasons are not the one that really started me to take French. These are mostly reasons for my continuing it. After the fam- ily had all decided in fa-vor of French, they left the final decision to me. I was just vacil- lating between French and Latin when in came Aunt Sarah. She literally ordered me to take up Latin. I cou1dn't bear to be told what to do, so I immediately decided on French just to Vex her. Aunt Sarah is prob- a-bly,the real ,reason that I'm taking French. -MIRIAM BAIRD, lla. - f-: 27 :- ASSOCIATION HE ALL ACTIVITY Association, a new system at Central this year, has been a remarkable success. The plan commonly known as the A. A .A. originated at East High School. At that school they paid so much money for a card which admit- ted them to all of the school activities. This was a little hard to do this year because of economic conditions, so at Central a plan was worked out w h e r e b y every member paid twenty-five cents to join the association, and ten cents each of the following thirty weeks. Coupon books could be purchased in the office which contained all the tickets if one desired to pay the entire sum at once. The plan was responded to ea gerly. Exactly 844 members join.ed the A. A. A. Of these 844 members, 257 were Junior High school students and 587 were Senior High school students. A few of the group dropped out because of graduation, but most of them completed the payments. Under this system tickets were given out for each basketball game, each football game, both of the school plays, the spring band and orchestra concert, the Junior High. school operetta, the boxing tournament, and the performances of Tony Sarg's Marionettes. Besides admission to these affairs, member- ship in the All Activity Association included a full year's subscription to The Mirror, and a- copy of The Mirror magazine. The easy payment plan that was adopted was so attractive to the students that many who had never attended the games or plays before did so this year, and greatly increased the backing customarily given the athletic teams. The A. A. A. has been so beneficial to Central High School this year that it will surely be continued next year.-LURA SALTER IN THEKLAND OF ' MAKE-BELIE VE iContinued from Page Fourj has long been a leading extra - curricular activity in Central and undoubtedly will con- tinue to be. Officers of the Dramatic Club were: first semester-president, Romance Cowgill: vice- president, Frederick Gillette: secretary, Lor- ene Nelson: s treasurer, Gale Clark: second semester-president, Gale Clark: vice-presi- dent, Walter Bond: secretary, Frederick Gil- lette: treasurer, John Deards, The cast for Tiger House included Cath- erine Fowler, Jane Farwell, Sue Ogden, Jean- ette Ashton, Gladene Manwaring, Charles Willis, Donald Trachte, Sam Rabinowitz, Robert Genske, and Cyril Klingele. Students in Twelfth Night were Jane Priestly, Russell Shaw, Romance Cowgill, Don Trachte, Glenn Arnold, Joe Runey, John Deards, Doris Jane Johnson, Jay Ashbrook, Vernon--Barber, Donald Edwards, Marvin Schwenn, Sam Rabinowitz, Frederick Gil- lette, Fred Baxter, and Eugene Moran. -FREDERICK GILLETTE. June ...THE ORANGE AND BLACK... 1933 THE MANNER OF SUNDAY MOTORISTS ,ik UNDAY MOTORISTS make up a class ' of their own-a class which is sub- divided into several groups. Let us consider these groups separately as bacteriological specimens, an d per- haps the reason for this classification as an individual order will be divulged. Consider first exhibit A, those motorists who tear along the highway at full speed while, as they say, They are just taking a little ride to enjoy the scenery. Experi- ments have proved that this class numbers the victims of the strange malady called take it-all-initus. They are so afraid of missing something -that their continually speedy efforts to see all result in their see- ing nothing. Exhibit B is comprised of those motorists called by rural dwellers city folks, and by city folks rural dwellers. These people suf- fer from inertia with complications. It is the inertia that produces the slow, rattling pace of their old Ford or Chevrolet, as the case may beg but it is the complications which cause them to motor down the exact center of the road and get stiff necks rub- bering at everyone or everything they see. It is not terminologically exact to say that out of' one hundred accidents eighty-five are the unconscious ravages of the specimens in Exhibit B. Exhibit C is the one that should be stressed. It is comprised of motorists who think they drive for pleasure or work and who remember the other tourists. They are the ones who make motoring a pleasant pas- time. 'When all the exhibits are intermingled, the result is a conglomeration. This conglomera- tion makes up the many motorists whose peculiar habits and idiosyncrasies give Amer- ican drivers the honorable title Specimens -LURA SALTER. 89' FEBRUARY GRADUATES lContinued from Page Seventeenl FRANK AUDINI: No Activities. DOROTHY BAKER: Chorus. LEWIS FISHER: No Activities. ROBERT HILTON: No Activities. VELMA KENNEDY: Social Committee: Hospitality Committee: Girls' Club: Mirror Session Room Rep- resentatlve: Class Prophet. ALBERT LIEBERMAN: Entered from Fond du Lac as 12b: Mirror: Debating. IRENE NIGLES: Girls' Club. SAM SHAPIRO: Football: Basketball. EDDIE STANEK: No Activities. CHARLOTTE VETTER: No Activities. JOHN WILLIAMS: Hi-Y. N 3, Masquer Keep a stiff wooden face Greeting the morrow, Keep a gay laughing face Mocking at sorrow, Keep a set smiling face When the knife's striking deep, Tears are for cowards, And only fools weep. -JANE PRIESTLEY, lla. A DISSERTATION UPON DEAD FISH - 'l COPY-BOOK says, Be sure your handshake is firm and hearty: avoid Q the limp dead-fish hand, or words to I that effect. For once the copy-book is right. There are various types of handshakes. Some should be avoided like the smallpox, others merely scorned. Under -the first category, there are three that are outstanding. These are the pump, the dead-fish, and the angle- worm. The pump is a sort of hail-fellow- well-met-how's-your-muscle affair, w h i c h leaves your victims with a sprained shoulder. It will tire you if you meet many people dur- ing the day. The angle-worm is the direct opposite. To receive it you raise your arm a little, bend it at the elbow, and drape one or two fingers in the general direction of the person you are supposedly shaking hands with. This gives the effect of quick-the-dis- infectant-I'm-about-to-touch-a-worm. Excel- lent if the man is a leper, but hardly necessary under ordinary circumstances. The worst is the dead-fish. This looks all right, but alas, when a dead-fish hand meets yours, you feel as if you were shaking an oyster. No grip, no warmth, nothing at all exists in a dead-fish handshake. The pump at least has grip and warmth, and the angle--worm is at least probably disdain- ful, but beware the man who proffers a dead-fish. He is neither sincere nor warm- hearted. - -JANE PRIESTLEY. CC D7 JUNE GRADUATES fContinued from Page Fourteenl ROBERT ANDERSON: Class Basketball 10, 11: JOHN MORE. Chorus 12a: Glee Club 12a: Class Baseball 10, 11, 12: Social Committee 11. WILLIAM CORCORAN: Class Basketball 9: Foot- ball 9a: Home Room Officer 10a: Science Club llb. EDWARD DEBS: No Activities. EMMA LEE DIXON: Basketball 11, 12b: Girls' Club 11: Girl Reserves 11: Tennis 10, 11. MAYNARD FRYE: Boys' Quartet 12: Chorus 12: School Play. Nativity : M Club Minstrel Show. EDA GASSNER: German Club 9a, 10: Girls' Club 10, 11, 12. HOWARD GAUKEL: German Club 10, 11, 12: Class Baseball 10a, 11a. ROLAND GEIER: No Activities. ANNA GHIRINGHELLI: Girls' Club 11: Hospitality Committee 12a. ANNA GODDING: Girls' Club 11, 12: Sunshine Committee l2b. ELMER HAYES: No Activities. RUBY HELLECKSON: German Club 10a: Girls' Club llb, 12: Candy Committee 12b: A.A.A. Moni- tor: Orchestra 9, 10, llb. RUTH HENNING: Girls' Basketball 10, 11, 12, Cap- tain 11b: Baseball 9, 10, 11, Captain 10a: Volley Ball 9, 10, 11, 12, Captain 9b. LAWRENCE JOHNSON: No Activities. SYLVIA LEVIN: HUGH MOORE: No Activities. JOHN NEE: Football 9b, llb, 12b: M Club 11, 12: School Play, M Club Minstrel Showg Track 9a, lla: Social Committee 12a,: Boxing 12a. JOSEPH REIS: Class Basketball 12a: Football 9b: Class Baseball 10b, lla, 12a. GORDON RUTEL: Class Basketball 10 ,11, 12: German Club 10. VITO SCHIRO: Class Basketball 11, 12: Boxing 12a. WENSEL SPELLUM: -: 28 :- wg Cl o ID om li mag Concern This issue of The Orange and Black has been made possible by the cooperation of the following firms: BARON'S BROWN'S BOOK SHOP BURDICK 8a MURRAY CO. CAMPUS SODA GRILL CARDINAL PUBLISHING CO. COMMERCIAL STATE BANK CONKLIN 8: SONS CO. CRESCENT CLOTHING CO. FELTON SPORT STORE FORBES-MEAGI-IER MUSIC CO. GILIJS CLOTHING STORE HOMMEL BROS. KARSTENS KENNEDY DAIRY CO. KESSENICIPS MANSFIELD-CAUGIIEY MEUER PHOTOART STUDIO MOSELEY BOOK CO. 0LSON'S, INC. PANTORIUM CO. PIPER'S CAFETERIA RENTSCIILER FLORAL CO. SANDER'S SHOE STORE WISCONSIN BLUE PRINT CO. WISCONSIN ENGRAVING CO. WISCONSIN SPORTING GOODS IVOLDENBERG'S Y.W.C.A. CAFETERIA PATRONIZE ORANGE AND BLACK ADVERTISERS 7 1933 ...THE ORANGE AND BLACK... June 44 P O E T R Y w SILAS LOOKS BACK The sun was sinking behind the hill. Soon echoed the cry of the Whip-poor-will. Old Silas turned the plow around, Unhitched the team, and was homeward bound. He was an elderly man of pioneer stock. Bent was his ngure and gray his locksg Gnarled and twisted, yet firm was heg A harder worker there never could be. Dark against the western sky - The little red schoolhouse seemed to sigh For its younger days in the yea-rs gone by Wfhen Kate played there with Silas and Ly. Old Silas chuckled and then he sa-id, 'fOh Pshaw, I wish I was always a kid In that schoolhouse yonder on the hill, What looks so lonesome, forgotten, and still. When we'd hear the bell ring out When recess was over, we'd give a shout And take our sleds for one more ride Before we'd turn to go inside. Then Bert drew pictures on his slate And handed it 'cross the aisle to Kate. She, of course, was bound to laugh Wfhen something funny crossed her path. Across the room came a ball of mud That landed with an elegant thud And hit 'Red' Convey square in the ear: For about a week he couldn't hear. It was 'Squat' who did it-we knew he did. Could tell by the way his face was hid Behind a big geography book. You should have seen that teacher look! There was the time when my brother and me, Were rivals in a Writers' bee. Poems it was, and so I thought I'd find something to write about. In my poem I said how shy I was I thought as how I'd win because Jerome couldn't write no poetry, At least not half as good as me. Then I read mine before the class, But Jerry grinned as bright as glass And says, 'Si writes about beingshy But he ain't so bad when it comes to pie'. The uneasy horses brought Silas back. My mind's been runnin' off the track. I guess it ain't no use, said he, I ain't ez young ez I used to be. -JANE FARWELL, iza. COMMENCEMENT ACTIVITIES IContinued from Page Fifteen? attended and at which they sang any songs they most desired. It was originated by home room 204 in general and by Everett Carteron in particular. A committee in charge of music included Eleanor Rloisum, Morris Slav- ney, and Joseph Runey. This must be all now, as Shakespeare or someone else might say, for all good things must end. Ik 'll 'lf EVENTY SENIORS received diplomas Friday morning, January 27, 1932. In address, Mr. J. P. Butler, representing the Board of Education, stressed the serious problems of the world of 1933. Speakers chosen by the class were Theodora I-Ierfurth, salutatoriang Edwin Slightam, valedictoriang Edwin Voss, class oratorg Ernest Swanson, Advice to Juniors: Helen Palmer, Senior Farewell. High-lights of the social activities of the mid- year graduating class were marked chiefly by the attendance of the senior class in a unit to the East-Central basketball game and the class banquet. The class banquet was held at the Kennedy Manor and was attended by the majority of the graduating seniors. Superintendent Bardwell spoke in behalf of the Board of Education and the Madison public schools, while Mr. L. A. Waehler spoke for the faculty. Following the class banquet, the graduates proceeded to the Central High school audito- rium to partake in the Class Night activities, which were headed by: Harold Stephenson, Class Historian: and Velma Kennedy, Class Prophet. They were assisted by Margaret Kissane, Elizabeth Klusmann, Eleanor Loder, Eleanor Niebuhr, Irene Nigles, and Robert Wohlferd. The Only EXCLUSIVE Under-Grad I D e p a r t m e nt In MADISON . . . featuring the Latest styles in Clothing for the High School Stu- dent . . . WE HAVE WYHAT YOU WIANT AT A PRICE TO FIT YOUR PURSE 8 Specialists in Apparel for Hen 5 Boys Next to Belmont Hotel Sand Honor Sweaters O EVERYTHING IN SPORTS for Boys and Girls o FELTONIS GUN STORE, Inc. 120 E. Washington Ave. F. 472 . STYLE . FIT . QUALITY . SATISFACTION in Footwear if you get it at SA DER'S SHOE STORE 120 N. Fairchild Street SUPPLIES I ..f0r.. 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Various projects, including a card party, several sales, and the operation of an information bureau during the Southern Wisconsin Teachers' Convention, were under- taken by the ways and means' committee, headed by Claire Jackson. In addition to these projects for the scholarship fund, the club has sponsored entertaining programs for its members and undertakings for the benefit of the school and public in general. Miss Esther Hibbard's fascinating talk on her experiences in Japan and the musical program given by ten talented members stand out as the chief entertainments staged for the entire club. Margaret Hatch, chair- man of the p-rogram committee, together with her assistants, planned these two events. Ik if if Literatae HE GIRLS' Literary Society, with Miss Tormey as sponsor, wasz founded in 1931. Its membership is limited to thirty-five girls, -chosen for high scholarship and an interest in literature. At their meet- ings, held twice a month, the girls discuss modern writers and their works. At a recent meeting Miss Kentzler read Edna St. Vincent M!illay's Renascence. Original writing is much encouraged, and contests are held with prizes offered for the best short sto-ry, poem, and essay. Every spring the club has a pic- nic. This is the outstanding event of the year. The officers of the club are: president, Rachel Herringtong vice-president, Gladene Manwaringg program chairman, Helen Esserg and secretary-treasurer, Eleanor Becker. 44 sk Pk S prechen sie Deutsche ERlM.AN CLUB living up to one of the well known Teuton characteristics, namely that of enjoying music, sang German songs or listened to musical pro- grams offered by its members. One time Helmut Merten entertained the club with accordion solos. 'Vera Erickson gave a Ger- man reading. The members held an exhibit of articles brought to this country by their ancestors. Pipes, steins, a doll's dress, a report card, cigarette holders, books were all displayed. The report card which belongedto Miss Hein's grandfather was merely a piece of paper covered with German script. Instead of being graded A, B, C, D, or F, or by a numerical system, her grandfather was marked-good, fair, poor. On May 31, the German Club held its annual picnic at Olin -: 30 :- Baseball Tennis Playground Ball Golf . . . Track . . . Swimming . . . whatever your sport, we have Wilson and and other quality sporting goods at low prices . . . WISCONSIN Sporting Goods Co. 221 STATE ST. BADGER 3366 Just 4 doors west of the Capitol Theatre Try GILL'S for that new GRADUATION SUIT Smart all wool suits, fine- ly tailored, in -the popular Blues, Greys, Browns, etc. SPECIALLY PRICED 312.50 G1LL9s TWO CLOTHING STORES 234 State and 9 South Pinckney Pantorium Our Dry Cleaning proc- ess makes your clothes look new . . . and utmost care is given each gar- ment . . . FOUR BRANCHES TO SERVE YOU 558 State St. 907 Univ. Ave. 213695: Regent St. 2616 Monroe St. 1933 ...THE ORANGE AND BLACK... June lVIADISON'S MOST ENTERPRISING DEPARTMENT STORE O We give E A G L E Discount Stamps O one with every 1 Oc purchase O B IND BROTHERS INCORPORATED Park. Some ofthe c1ub's office-rs were: Ber- tha Wurst, Genevieve Ripp, Robert Genske, Bernice Sweet, and Ruth Puddester. wk is sk Again Elocution CRT'Y-SEVEN PUPILS participated in the finals of the Senior High school reading contest. The contests were held in room 216. Sophomores who read were: Lorena Cowgill, Mary McDonald, Lor- ene Swenson, Nleva Houghland, Betha Sweet, Elspeth Appelt, Phyllis Ann Kessenich, Mary Len.z, Dorothy Butler, Vito Capadona, Fred Baxter, Howard Rohr, Robert Showers, Ver- non Schultz, Vernon Barber, Robert Genske, Van John Beran, and Lorry Rane. Oif these the judges, Miss Beda Hand, Miss Florence Morris, Miss Ruth Kentzler, chose Lorena Cowgill and Neva- Houghland for first place: Elspeth Appelt, second: and Phyllis Ann Kessenich for third. Miss Elizabeth Ritzman, Mrs. Elizabeth Perkins, and Miss Ruth Kentzler, who judged the boys, chose Robert Showers, firstg Fred Baxter, second, Vernon Schultz, third. The 1lb's and 11a's who read were: Miar- garet Johnson, Mary Mae Woodman, Phyllis Schwoegler, Jean Gearheart, Alice Johnson, Doris Jane Johnson, Virginia Schroeder, Esther Sweet, Ruby Witte, Charles Willis, Wlalter Randall, Richard Powers, Chalis Olson, Marvin Schwenn, John R. e y n o 1 d.s, Jerry Thompson. From these Alice Johnson was given first place 3 Margaret Johnson and Doris Johnson, secondg Esther Sweet, third. Judges were Miss Anna Pierce, Miss E. Bohmrich, and Miss Theresa Kleinheinz. Miss Syftestad, Miss Pope, and Miss Tormey awarded Charles Willis, first: Chalis Olson, secondg and Marvin Schwenn, third. Betty Anne Mayer, Jane Farwell, Myrtle Fischer, Romance Cowgill, Bertha Anderson, Doreene Smith, Everett Carteron, John Wright, Walter Bond, ' James Hamacher, Edward Gadow, Fred Gillette, Kenneth Mee- han represented the 12b and 12a classes. Of these Jane Farwell received first: Romance Cowgill, second, Betty Anne Mayer, third. Judges were Mir. John Dixon, Miss Ruth Kentzler, and Mrs. Dorothy Riggs. Miss Ella Schuldt, Miss Julia Tormey, and Miss Ruth Kentzler chose from the senior readers Frederick Gillette, nrstg James Ham- acher, second: John Wright, third. la xv PIGSKIN PROPAGANDA lContinued from Page Nineteenb through to block Smith's punt and fell on the ball in the end zone to score East's only touchdown. In the fourth quarter Central finally got going, and led by the terrific drives of sunny Williams scored a touch- down with but, a few minutes to play. Cen- tral's margin of victory was lost when Johnny missed his attempted placekick, because Smith was unable to hold the ball, due to cold hands. The East game brought to a close a com- paratively successful football season for Cen- tral, thus upholding tradition for the Orange and Black. -: 31 :- PIPER'S Garden,Cafeteri5a THE MOIST D'ELICtIOfU S - FOOD - YOU EVER. TASTED Try Our Special. 3Oc Lunch A complete meal A Block Oil' the Square on East Mifflin St. COMPLIMENTS ....4.... of .......... The Campus.Soda Grill LOfW'E1R CAMPUS . . and . . wiggrs Sandwich Shop Catering to , HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS 12832 STATE ST. Woldenherg's 26 EAST MIFFLIN' Badger 3046 In the Lead of Fashions . . . with DISTINCTIVE APPAREL A That surprises and delights . . . June ...THE ORANGE AND BLACK... 1933 For the GRADUATE . . . WHITE KID BOW 5 UMP Pin-tucked Vamp X and Quarter . 3 oo 11:2::s:25155f22E2z3gi Other Styles . . . 33 to 36 . . ALL SIZES . . n 1' 1 BURDICK I Capitol gg N 11 Phone Square MURRAY V' F. 6400 was r lv! liner- 11335 F L O E R S forjune Graduation 0 Anniversaries 0 Bon Voyage U Weddings X FLORAL C0 230 STATE MIRROR UP TO 1932-1933 tContinued from Page Three! Show was a great success. What, with John Baikie's ngure and Joe Bruno's feet! How many people have said to you, 'Tm on the Honor Roll-but my name was left out in the Mirror List ? Exactly 363 students can't be wrong. That aud program with the McEl- roy Brothers was one of the best ever. I wish we would have more like them. Mademoiselle Dior's talk instilled gratitude in the hearts of many demoiselles,-how could they go to school without their little ga.rcons to cheer them up and to keep their minds off their work. Central beat East 23-12 in a good bas- ketball game ifor us at leastl. K Bk Sk ill Sk IRLS' CLUB gave a musical program in which talented members of the club participated. Classical music was played. Most everyone played on the piano. Twelfth Night -that was a play. Johnny Deards looked so natural, and Mar- vin Schwenn-what kind of pipestems has he for leaps? The only thing that Jane didn't have that Russell did have was an Adam's apple. Donald Edwards would be a good person to invite to a waltz, wouldn't he? Then there were the Tournament games and pep talks that Harold Gabbie gave. Such pic- turesque language from one who knows how! Central's spirit was certainly awakened: Syl- via Johnson was a good whistler-even bet- ter than her echo. Silas Evans with his synthesis and analysis was one good speaker. Charles Du Bois and Rachel Herrington were chosen as valedictorian and salutatorian. At least they don't have to worry about final exams! April Fools' Day- the less said the better. Our Boys' Quartette now is a radio program, The Four Jacks and a Queen. The aud program given by Central students was full of local color. The silvery tones that floated upward from the auditorium were those of the 10a students at their weekly sing. The sopranos won out. Sk Il' Ik all ASTER SUNDAY with bunnies and Easter baskets and girls in grey suits came along. I wonder why puffed sleeves became the rage-they are so terri- bly hard to iron. The boxing tournaments were a success. National Honor Society Induction was held, and new members were initiated. The Girls' Nursery party . . . you should have seen Miss Hugo and Miss Pierce! I wonder whether it was natural or put on. The hopeful look of the 12a's reading that list on the bulletins is rather odd. I hope that some of the class will graduate but I have my -----. The Reading Contests- well, Doris Jane seems to admire young ladies who at the age of 12 fall in love with their sisters suitors and because of their unrequited passion give the poor man ground glass in his cakes. 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