Madison Central High School - Tychoberahn Yearbook (Madison, WI)

Text from Pages 1 - 222 of the 1918 volume:

jforrtDort) jttap tljiis bolumc, ag an rrprcg; gton of tl)c DccDg, tljc pleagurcg, ana tiK lopaltp of tljc fHabigon $igl) £ ctjool, probe a plcagant companion on tljat long, long trail aljeaD. Bctutatton Co Captain wm ano ttjOjSc otpcr faculty member anD gtubemg of tljc jttamson t)igb School tobo babe cnliptco in tl)f gcrtoicc of our country. HONOR ROLL. Captain Myron C. West Kendal) Dexter '17 Ivan McCranner ’ 1 8 Volney G. Barnes George Edie ’ 18 Victor Miller 19 George A. Crispin Benjamin Gurney '1 7 Edward Murphy '19 John A. Riner Elmer Gallagher '20 William Olds ’ 1 7 0. H. Harer Gordon Gay '19 Charles Olson 19 O. I. Dhein Bernard Gill '20 Max Ottenfeld ’ 1 7 M. B. Milliren Merle Jackson '18 Irving Ramsdell ' 1 7 J. L. Savage Sidney Kretlow '20 Thomas Reilly ’ 1 8 Frank Alford Elsworth Mahoney ' 18 Max Riley ’17 William Brockett ’20 Warren Haigh '17 John Salsman ' 1 7 Harry Bundy ’ 19 George Harris '17 George Sargis '18 Franklin Burnham ’20 Elmer Koltes '17 Edward Sullivan ’19 Frederick Courtney '19 Wallace Loftsgordon '18 John I hompson 18 Glen Dahlen ’ 1 7 Alfred Marks '17 h red Young '2 1 Harold Davy ’ 1 8 Clarence Martin ’ 1 8 « Captain Myron C. Wf.st Headquarters Co.—Somewhere in France Head of Mathematics Department Absent on Leave 7 VOYTA WRABETZ Principal of the Madison High School 8 R. B. Dudcf.on Superintendent of the Madison Public Schools 10 FACULTY Bailey. Grace—History B. A. Wisconsin 1898 Barry. Justin S.—Physical Training Lawrence College 1916 Baus, Irma—Physical Training Physical Culture Training School 10. and Chicago School for Playground Work ’12 Buck. Irene—Art Chicago Art Institute '10 Buss. Flora C.—Mathematics B. A. Wisconsin ’ 12 Chapleau, Ella—Commercial Whitewater Normal 15 Cooper. Cornelia—Expression B. A. Wisconsin, and Cumnock School of Oratory ’07 Crispin. G. A.—Physical Training Springfield College ’08 and Harvard School of Physical Training '12 Dhein. O. I.—Manual Training Stout Institute ' 16 Earlle, Alice—Domestic Science Stout Institute ’ I 7 Edwards Elizabeth—Science B. A. Wisconsin ’16 Ell man. Frances—French B. A. Wisconsin '13. M. A. Wisconsin ’ 14 Ellmendorf. Stella T.—Domestic Art B. S. Texas U. ’ 16 Englehardt. Georgette—English B. A. Milwaukee Downer ’13 George. Mabel—Commercial Glenz. Emma—German M. A. Wisconsin ’08 Geussenhainer. Lilah—Domestic Science Home Economics Stout Institute ’13 Graven. Paul H.—Manual Training Stout Institute 'll Groves. Regina E.—English B. A. Wisconsin ’04 Hankey, Anna M.—Mathematics B. A. Michigan ' 10 Hargrave. Florence—English M. A. Wisconsin 15 Hargrave. Mary—English Ph. B. Wisconsin I I James. Henry F.—Geography Ph. B. Wisconsin ’ I 5 James. Helen L.—English Ph. B. Wisconsin '12 Kleinpell, Irma—German B. I— Wisconsin 94 Kuhns. Harriet—Latin M. A. Wisconsin 08 Lathrop, Mary E.—Commercial B. A. South Dakota ’05 Leary. Agnes V.—Mathematics B. A. Wisconsin Loft, Genevieve—Geography Wisconsin '07 Mallien, F. J.—Manual Training Oshkosh Normal ’09 Menaul, Anna—Music American Conservatory of Music Milliren, Monroe B.—Manual Training Stout Institute ’ I 3 Moseley. Caroline M.—English B. A. Wisconsin ’90 Murphy, Julia—History B. L. Wisconsin ’93 Orcutt, Allie J.—Mathematics B. A. Carleton College '00 Pierson, Merle—English M. A. Wisconsin ’14 Preuss. Bertha—History M. A. Wisconsin ’98 Regan. Katherine P.—English B. L. Wisconsin 01 Rice. Irma— Home Economics. Stout Institute '15 Rice. Ruth—Librarian B. A. Wisconsin 14 Library School. Wisconsin 11 Savage, John l_ —Manual Training Stout Institute I 5 Sell, Martha E.—History B. A. Wisconsin ’05 Sellery. Gertrude—History B. A. Wisconsin '10 Slocum, Percy W.—History B. A. Wisconsin '09 Spence, M. I-eslie—English M. A. Wisconsin 10 Stevenson, W. H.— Commercial Law La Crosse Normal '12 Strong, John S.—Physics B. A. Albion College '12 M. S. Wisconsin 16 Stuckert, John F.—Modem languages B. A. Wisconsin ’09 Sutherland, Bessie I.—Chemistry B. A. Wisconsin 16 Taylor, Lillian—Civics B. A. Wisconsin Teter, George E.—English B. A. Indiana ’05 M. A. Harvard ’08 Tormey. Julia—English B. A. Wisconsin ’06 Vaughn. Lulu—Mathematics B. A. Wisconsin 08 Volkman, Hilda—German B. A. Wisconsin ‘09 Walker, R. A.—Commercial Indiana Wattawa. Virginia—Mathematics B. A. Wisconsin ’ I I Weber. Lynda—Science B. A. Wisconsin ’08 Weed, Clella—Commercial Whitewater Normal 14 Wilson, Leta M.—Latin B. A. Wisconsin ’05 Wolf, Helen M.—Mathematics B. A. Wisconsin ’ I I Yeager, Amelia—L-atin B. A. Wisconsin ’16 Young, Carolina M.—German Zeis, Odessa—English A. B. DePauw 03 12 13 i h JTi i r.', § a I Cj {% it l a Thomas Coxon Janies Brader Boris Phillips Wayne Morse Helen Swenson Ralph Gill Frances Limb Helen Blled Thomas Reynolds Ethel Metz Ima Winchell Clarence Albrecht Gladys Haskins Katharine Ely 14 EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Thomas Coxon, I 8 BUSINESS MANAGER James Brader, 18 ART COMMITTEE Katharine Ely, Chairman. ’18 LITERARY COMMITTEE Helen Blicd, Chairman, ’18 Gladys Haskins. ’18 Francis Lamb. T9 Doris Phillips. T9 ATHLETIC COMMITTEE Ralph Gill, Chairman. T8 Thomas Reynolds, T8 Ethel Metz, T9 PICTURE COMMITTEE Ima Winchell, Chairman. T8 Clarence Albrecht, T9 ORGANIZATION COMMITTEE Wayne Morse. Chairman. T9 Helen Swenson, T9 in 19 SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS First Semester Second Semester 'Torn Coxon President William Collins Ralph Gill Vice-President Caryl Parkinson James Brader Secretary Thomas Reynolds William Collins T rcasurer Katherine Ely CLASS COLORS Khaki and Blue CLASS MOTTO Non cst vivere sed valvere vita Not merely to exist but to amount to something in life. 20 Abaly, Mac E. Latin Club I Philomathia 2. 3, 4 French Club 3. 4 There is many a black. black CVC they say. Hut none so bright as mine. Ahern. Mary Latin Club I History-Civics Club 4 Alphian Club 4 And yet a spirit still, and bright U'ith something of an angel light. Anderson. Adelaide A ?_ A History-Civic Club 2 Girls’ Debating Club 3. 4 Secretary 3; President 4 Alphian 4; Treasurer 4 Class Treasurer 3 Inter-Club Debate 4 Eager Heart 4 Farewell to Juniors 4 The mind’s a mighty empire. Anderson. Norman Up, up, good man. to Work! Arnold. Lottie Her ways are ways of pleasantness. Auby, Lawrence History-Civics Club 2 Class Baseball 2. 3 Regular Baseball I Class Football 3. 4; All-Class 4 Class Basketball 4 Slow and steady wins the race. Aylward. Arthur V. Art” M. H. S. L.S. I. 2. 3. 4; President 4 Tyehoberahn Board 2 Interscholastic Debating 3, 4 Inter-Club Debate 4 Honor Emblem 4 Ivy Day Orator 4 The real conquerors of the world arc thinkers. Bakken. '1'ester “Tess Class Basketball 1. 2 Class Baseball 2. 3 Regular Baseball I An affable, a courteous gentleman— A good dancer, withal. 21 T Bareis, Naomi M. German Clab 2, 3, 4; Secretary 3 Glee Club I. 2. 3; Chorus I, 2 Pirates of Penzance 3 Gentle In manners, Firm in reality. Barnes, Ernest I welfth Night 4 By heavens, I do love— And it hath taught me to be me'ancholy. Bates, Bartlett “Bart” Nature Study Club I M. H. S. L. S. I. 2 Latin Play 2 So lvise, so youn?. they say. Do ne'er live long Beale, George E. Class Eootball 1. 2. 3. 4: All-Class 4 Class Basketball 2. 3. 4 History-Civics Club 3 How admirable a man is this. Bcrgfores, Alta Latin Club I, 2 Good intentions arc half the battle. Bernard. Amy A duteous daughter, brave and true. Birong. Lorraine Glee Club I. 2 Basketball 4 Little said is soonest mended. Blicd. Helene K. Nature Study Club 1 Alphian 1.2. 3. 4 Girls Debating Club 3. 4 President 4: Vice-President 4 l ychoberahn Board 4 Mighty thoughts and many Pass daily in this little head. 22 Bodenslein, Pauline G. “Bodic” 4 A Nautilus 2. 3. 4; treasurer 4 Art Club 4 She has a heart With room for every joy. Bollenbeck, Roman W. “Bolly X t Forum 2, 3, 4; Secretary-Treasurer 4 Interscholastic Debating 3. 4 Inter-Club Debate 4 Spreading the News 4 Honor Emblem 4 Know pe this man as a sturdy oal(. Highly to be judged, not alone by his rugged barlf. Brader, James “Jim’’ 33 'H Business Manager of Tychoberahn 4 Class President 2: Secretary 4 Forum I, 2. 3. 4; President 4 Winner Reading Contest 3; Regular Football 3. 4; Class Football I ; Class I rack 1.2; Regular Track 3. 4 Class Baseball 1. 2 Tempest 2; As You Like It 3 Eager Heart 4; Twelfth Night 4 Junior Response Science Club I : President I Dramatic Club 4 ; Inter-Club Debate 3 Honor Emblem 4 Man is the name of honor for a king. Bradford. Rozillian “Buzz CIcss Baseball i. 2 Class Football 2. 3. 4 No matter where Buzz buzzes. Buzz buzzes busily! Bridge. Mildred Latin Club I French Club 4 Nautilus 2. 3. 4 Such splendid purpose in her eyes! Brown. Sada Art Club 4 A v thoughts like birds Were frightened from the nest. Bruce. Ivy G. Basketball I What joy is with her. Brumm, Roman H. Class Football 1,2; All-Class 2 Regular Football 3. 4 Class Baseball I, 2. 3 Class Track 3 Class Basketball I. 2. 3; All-Class 3 Regular Basketball 4 His head may be iron, his muscles steel. But his heart is gold. 23 Bulovsky, Victoria “Crimpcy Girls’ Basketball 1, 2. 3, 4 Glee Club I Art Club 4 Such cheeks of ruddiest bloom. And locks of burnished gold. Burger, Marie Never an act of which You doubt the justice or the propriety. Butler, Helen Art Club 4 Let me be blessed for the peace I make. Butler, John Johnny” Class Football 3. 4 Class Baseball 1. 2. 3, 4 Class Basketball 3, 4 You speak for yourself, John. Capaul, Aileen M. What is the world without reason? Carrol. Charles K. Chuck Twelfth Night 4 M. H. S. L. S. I. 2, 3. 4; Science Club I 1 yehoberahn Board I ; Social Committee 2 Class Secretary 2 Class Football 2. 3. 4 Class Basketball 4 Dramatic Club 3. 4; President 4 Spreading the News 4 Not for himself, but for the world He lives. Cartwright. Lenorc Art Club 3, 4 A gentle, kindly maid and unaffected. Collins. William Bill N l Class President 4; Treasurer 4 Forum I. 2. 3. 4; Secretary 4 Pirates of Penzance 3 Eager Heart 4 As You Like It 3 Class Football 2; Regular Football 4 Class Track 3 Class Basketball 4 Intcrscholaslic Debate 4 Twelfth Night 4 A man well suited For the high business of the public good. Conlcc. Rulh A simple maiden with her charms h worth a hundred coats of arms. Conlin, Vincent “Vinny” Twelfth Night 4 Nature Study Club I Forum 2. 3, 4; Censor 4 Dramatic Club 4 Class FootbaM 4 Eager Heart 4 Spreading the News 4 Inter-Club Debate 4 Class Prophet 4 All the world s a stage to him. Connelly. Hazel History-Civics Club 2. 3, 4 Ircasurer 4 Life's no longer than thy mirth. Coughlin. Anna Bright as fair sunshine After winter's storms. Cox. Edward Eddie Nature Study Club I Class Baseball 3 What a Ifindly, frosty-spirited rogue is this! Cox. Marie V. A cheel( tinged redly. And a dovc-lilfe eye. Coxon. I hornas “Tom Class Football 3 Social Committee 3. 4 German Club 3 I reasurer 3; Vice-President 3 I-atin Play 2 Forum 2. 3. 4 Secretary-Treasurer 3 President 4 Spreading the News 4 Eager Heart 4 Inter-Club Debate 4 Interscholastic Debating 3, 4 I ychoberahn Board 3, 4 Honor Emblem 4 Salutatorian Class President 4 Editor-in-Chief of the I ychoberahn 4 do only as your Highnesses demand; Blame me where you must, have mercy where you can. Cretnry, Mildred Busy idleness is hers. 2r� Crump. Mildred H. Midge” Girls’ Basketball I French Club 3. 4 Vo ornament nor pearl was there. But the spirit’s lustre. Cunningham. Elizabeth Well, n� e arc all human. Daley. Margaret care not for the idle slate, love action strong and great. Delaney. Agnes A young lady of light and leadin'}. Dexter. Edwina 4 P Latin Club I Nautilus 2, 3, 4: Vice-President 4 French Club 4; President 4 Basketball I. 2. 3. 4 Midsummer Night’s Dream I Tempest 2 Class Secretary-Treasurer 2 Nothing is impossible to a willing heart. Downie, Raymond 'Ray’’ Nature Study Club I Pirates of Penzance 3 As You.AJke It 3 Hawaiian Sextette 3 Eag' r Heart 4 A ruvrrycrc marine never _V?nc in a lie mie life. Duckert, Harold To laugh is proper to the man. Eisle. Karl Xfy thoughts and I Were of another world. 20 Ekcrn. Elsie '‘Els” 4 A Latin Club I Philomath a 2. 3. 4 ; Vice-President 4 French Club 4; Vice-President 4 Norse Play 3 She is a purl of all that she has met. Ellestad. Giles Class Baseball 2, 3 Regular Football 2. 4 Only good men do good Worl(. Ely. Katherine Basketball I. 2. 3. 4 Nautilus 3, 4: Treasurer 4 Dramatic Club 3, 4; Vice-President 4 Class Treasurer 4 I vchobcrahn Board 4 Although her life is yet a bud. We can foretell the perfect flower. Farley. Cecilia History-Civics Club 3. 4 The joy of the mird Marlfs its strength. Fauerbach. Edith Gretchen Latin Club I Philomathia 3. 4 A gentler heart, a truer friend We'll never have. Ferguson. Leander W. Fergie” . Twelfth Night 4 As You Like It 3 Pirates of Penzance 3 M. H. S. L. S. 3 Without the smile from partial beauty won. Oh what were man! A world without a sun! Fleming. Marion Philomathia 1, 2. 3. 4 Art Club 4 Life would be tolerable. Were it not for ih amusements. Freund. Esther Chorus I. 2. 3, 4 Glee Club I. 2. 3. 4 Class Basketball 3 Pirates of Penzance 3 Eager Heart 4 German Club 3. 4; President 4 Vice-President 3 Her feet are tender. For she sets her step to jazz-time band. ——r Gettle. Rollin Class Football 2, 3 Regular lootball 4 Class Basketball 3, 4 Class Track 3 Forum 4. Interscholastic Debating 4 Nothing great ivus ever achieved without enthusiasm. Gibbon, Hannah M. German Club 4 W or If is my recreation. Gill. Ralph “Skinny” “Eddy” I welfth Night 4 Regular Football 3, 4 Class Football 1. 2 Regular Basketball 3. 4; All-State Guard 4 Regular Track 3 Class Track 1. 2 Class Baseball 1.2.3 Class Vice-President 4 1 yehoberahn Board 4 M. H.S.L.S. I. 2. 3. 4; Vice-President 4 Mightyj ”Eddy has earned a deathless fame. Goedecke. Grace You Ifnow my days and my philosophies. Goodlad, Elsie Her name is great in mouths Of wisest censure. Hahne, Howard “Howy” Chorus 1.2, 3. 4 Cod gave him grace to groan. Halvorsen, Helen And all her p:ths arc peace. Hansen, Mildred “Mil” Alphian 4; Secretary 4 Fair tresses man’s imperial rac: ensnare. 28 Hartmeyer, Margarcl Girls' Basketball 1, 2 German Club I. 2 History-Civics Club 4 hale nobod]}— I'm in charity with the world. Haskins, Gladys A X Science Club I Basketball I. 2. 3. 4 Glee Club I History-Civics Club 2 Girls' Debating Club 3. 4 ; President 3 Latin Club 4; Consul 4 Tychoberahn Board 4 Inter-Club Debating 3. 4 Disguise our bondage as we will, ’Tii Woman, woman rules us s4ill! Hausmann, Marion Alphian I, 2. 3. 4: Secretary 3 Nature Study Club I ; I reasurer I To this fair lady in his shield. A bowing l(night forever l(neelcd. Heim, Laura Nature Study Club I German Club 2, 3 Onowa Club 3, 4 President 4 T s the mind that mal(cs the body rich. Heim. Lucille German Club I, 2. 3, 4; President 4 She is the happiest that renders the greatest number happy. Hcisig, Jennie Onowa 2. 3. 4; President 4 French Club 3. 4; Treasurer 4 She has a temple in our souls. Herreid, Borghild F. ''Bugs” 2- 4 Latin Club I French Club 4; Vice-President 4 Nautilus 3. 4; Secretary 4 A countenance in which did meet Sweet records, promises as sweet. Herrlein, Marie German Club I No moment is there without some duty. 29 Hess, Elsie Japanese Princess I Alphian I Dramatic Club 2, 3, 4; I reasurcr 2 Secretary 3 Pirates of Penzance 3 German Play 3; Glee Club I, 4 Only she hath an eye to gaze on beauty. Hiestand. Elizabeth Betty” Latin Club I Philomathia 2, 3, 4: Treasurer 4 As pure and perfect as a pearl. Hinrichs, Frances Fran” Alphian 4 Woman is t'e nerx'ous part of humanity. Hippie, Marietta History-Civics Club 2 Basketball 3 Art Club 3. 4; Vice-President 3 Girls' Debating Club 3. 4 Art is the perfection of Nature. Flobbs, Kathryn Latin Club I History-Civics Club 4 Her mind is some sweet instrument. Hoffman. Gilbert Gibby Class Football 3 Science Club I I welfth Night 4 I am the cause of wit in other men. Holt. Luella They say thou bringst the spring. Hull. Perry M. H. S. L. S. 4; President 4 Interscholastic Debating 4 Faith, this is as Well said. As if I myself had said it. : o Hunt, Helen ;V v beauty's my distress. The cause—The boys. I guess. Jackson, Merle E. “Jack Nature Study Club I History-Civics Club 2. 3; President 3 Forum 3, 4; Vice-President 4 Class President 3 Inter-Club Debate 4 I ychoberahn Board 3 See! There is Jackson standing Hire a stone n all. Jaquish. Robert Jake Class Football 3 Class Baseball 1, 2, 3, 4 Class Basketball 3, 4 Class Track 3, 4 Regular Football 4 Radio Club 3 The end of man is an action, and a good one. Johnson. Mornelda Norse Play 3 Oh sacred simplicity! Kaether. Agnes All our dignity lies in our thoughts. Keenan, Matilda E. I O 'H-Latin Club I Nautilus 2, 3, 4 French Club 3 Girls’ Debating Club 3 Basketball I. 2. 3 Eager Heart 4 A hand as liberal as the light of day. Kervvin, Joseph J. Red Class Football 4 Class Basketball 4 Class Track 4 Be bold, everywhere, be bold. Kerwin. Philip Phil Regular F'ootball 3, 4 Class Basketball 3. 4 Class Track 3 Crvc me a clear path And I’ll fall over nothing. 31 Kiland, Andrea A A French Club 4 Nautilus 2. 3, 4; President 4 I ychoberahn Board 2 Pager Heart 4; Twelfth Night 4 Nature Study Club I ; Secretary I But most perfect, divinely) fair. And wise to a fault. Kohn. Florence Glee Club 4 Onowa 4 A dancing shape, an image gay. To haunt, to startle, and waylay. Kroncke. Dorothea Girls’ Debating Club 3, 4 German Club 4 Every difficulty yields to the enterprising. Kraemers, Vera Sober second thought. Kruse. Elmer Science Club I Cadet Corps 3 Class Orator 4 A poet of our age. Lallier, Wessley To spend loo much time in studies is sloth. Levcrcntz, Ada Orchestra 4 IVhy that noble silence? Leverentz. Rachel French Club 4 Then on. then on, where duty leads, fy course be onward still. .12 Lundberg, Leon Athletic Board 4 Football Manager 4 Baseball 1.2. 3. 4 All science still— 7 his young gentleman raves. Magann, Wilbur Radio Club 3 With faith that comes from self control 7 he truth alone he speaks. Mallow, Lewis Lewy With an aspect of iron. That when I come to n oo ladies, I fright them. Marvin. Donald “Don” Nature Study Club I ; Vice-President I M. H. S. L. S. I. 2. 3. 4; Vice-Presided 3 Twelfth Night 4 Winner Reading Contest 4 Hawaiian Sextette 3 Cheer Leader 3, 4, Lager Heart 4 As You Like It 3 I ychoberahn Board 3; Ass’t Business Manager 4; Dramatic Club 4 Inter-Club Debate 4 Interscholastic Debating 2. 3, 4 This great man's life Can be compressed in no biography. Mathison. Leon “ I urk Forum 4 Class Track 2. 4 Class Basketball 2 Class Football 4 Regular Football 2. 3 Regular Basketball 3. 4; All-State Guard 4 Regular I rack 3 The fiercely gentle, terrible Turl(! Mautz, Bernhard N Forum I, 2. 3, 4 Science Club 1.2 Pirates of Penzance 3 Mayhap not great in affairs of state. But in affairs of society—OH BOY! McCabe. Eugene This man hath faith in the world. McCoy. Gladys A true balance of right and wrong. art McKune, Edmund '‘Eddie Silence nui ) he golden, Bui it has no charms for me. MeMorris, Melba G. Cenllc blood doth gentle manners make. Meek. Irene K. German Club 4 7 is my meekness that makes me meek• Michaels. Alvina C. Orchestra 1, 2, 3. 4 Glee Club I. 2 I ought to have my own n ay in everything; And n hat's more, I will, too! Moll. Esther Madam, you have bereft me of all words. Morrissey. Katherine Patience and gentleness are power. Myrland. Mina Philomathia 4 Candor is the sweetest charm of woman. Nelson. Y'iola have promised— And I will he as good as my word. 31 Nolan. Mary Lllen Philomathia 2, 3. 4; Vice-President 3 History—Civics Club 3; I rcasurer 3 Such looks as none could look Hut beauty's queen. O’Day. Katherine Whose name refines coarse lines. And makes prose song. O'Loughlin. Francis A minister— But still a man! Olson. Mildred % ■ • Debating Club 3 Philomathia 2, 3. 4; I rcasuier 4 Norse Play 3 The mildest manners and the gentlest heart. Olstadt. Anna History-Civics Club 4 Sweet dreams with fairy beauty wrought. O’Neil. Margaret Latin Club I Onowa 3. 4; Vice-President 4 History-Civics Club 3. 4; President 4. To know her is a liberal education. Osmundson, Orville A. Orph” Forum 3. 4 Interscholastic Debating Alte natc 4 As You Like It 3 Class Football 3. 4; Class Basketball 3 Ladies galore, and still a pile more Surround this gallant knight. Owen. Laurcs K. Hail. queen of high and holy thought. Packman. Dorothy Girls' Basketball I, 2, 3. 4 She makes baskets as she makes friends. Paddock, Florence Art Club 4 7 h ) courtesies about thee play. Page, Marie Like summer skies with stars bedight. On all she sheds her gracious light. Parkinson. Caryl M. I4 - Latin Club I Nautilus 2, 3, 4; Secretary 3 Dramatic Club 4; Treasurer 4 Social Committee 3 1 ychoberahn Board 3 Eager Heart 4; Twelfth Night 4 I oastmistress Club Banquet 4 Class Vice-President 4 What tender force. What dignity divine! Perlman, Henry Hank” History-Civics Club 2. 3. 4; Vice-President 4 Forum 3. 4 Orchestra 4 The fame of the philosopher is enduring. Perstein, Fanny Patience is the courage of virtue. Pohle, Genevieve Dolly French Club 3. 4 7 he one thing finished in this hasty world. Power. Agnes Frith, hope, and charily— This one has all three. Prescott, Dorothy Dramatic Club 4 A merry heart mal(clh a cheerful countenance. Pride, Myrtle German Club 3 French Club 4 Girls Debating Club 3, 4 Secretary 4 ; Inter-Club Debate 4 The flower of womankind. In country or in town. Quinn, Veronica One accomplishes nothing without solitude. Rasmussen, Florence Nature-Study Club I Alphian I, 2. 3. 4; Vice-President 2 Norse Play 3 To forgive a fault in another is more sublime Than to be faultless oneself. Rasmussen. Helen Nature’s Study Club I Alphian I. 2. 3, 4; Vice-President 4 Norse Play 3 Her soul was lilfe a star, And dwelt apart. Rasmussen. Howard History-Civics Club 2 Class Baseball 1, 2, 3 Class Football 4; All-Class 4 Class Track 2 Man is a mighty mystery! Rathbun. Mildred German Club 4 Outstrips her compeers in each liberal science. Ray, Dorothy Dot German Club 4 Hers is the silence more musical than any song. 37 Raymond. Jessie Jess” Philomathia 4 Latin Club 4 Dramatic Club 4 Eager Heart 4 I'Ve begin shrewdly to suspect this young lady Of a terrible blight—poetry! Reilly. Bernard He’s a chatty, humorous, Ifindly fellow. Reilly. Thomas A man of wit is never brol(c. Reinking. John G. Johnny Nature Study Club I M. H. S. L. S. 1.2. 3. 4; Secretary 4 Pirates of Penzance 2 Some thinly the world was made for fun and frolic; So do J. Rcplinger, Mildred Girls Debating Club 3. 4; Secretary 3 Art Club 4; President 4 Alphian 4; President 4 There is a woman At the bottom of all great things. Reynolds. Monona Women are an aristocracy. Reynolds. 1 homas 1 om I ychoberahn Board 4 Interscholastic Debating 4 Class Secretary 4 Forum 2, 3. 4; Vice-President 4 Class Football 3, 4 Basketball Manager 4 Social Committee 4 Experience leaches the true value of men. Roberts. Abigail Philomathia 3. 4; Secretary 4 Dramatic Club 3. 4; 1 reasurer 3 How l(ittdness softens the light of day. Roberts. Ethel L. Philomathia 2. 3. 4 History-Civics 3, 4; Secretary 4 Everyone is llie architect of her own fortune. Rodermund, Dorothy “Dot” Alphian Club 1.2. 3. 4; President 3 French Club 3. 4: President 4 But to see her is to love her. Rogers. Ruth Glee Club 2. 3. 4 hate definitions! Rolf son, Esther Norse Play 3 Mistress of herself. Tho China fall. Rolfson. Stella English Club I A peaceful landscape, wherein All is harmony, calm, and quiet. Ruchti. Werner H. German Club 3, 4 Secretary 4 How dangerous is it that this strong man goes loose! Sale. Inga Basketball I. 2 French Club 3 She n� as our queen, and when she danced—OH HEAVEN! Salter. Lucille “Cele A sailer full well mustered In the arts of pep. Sargis, Samson A great n'orl(ei this Samson. Schaub, Elizabeth Babe” German Club I Dramatic Club 2. 3, 4; Secretary 4 Philomathia 3. 4; Secretary 3 This young lady, ah so fair Yet doth seek glory by arts so rare. Schultz, Isadore Right noble is his merit. Schrocder. Loretta IVhat sweet delight A quiet life affords. Schubring, Irene Philomathia 3, 4 History-Civics Club 2, 3, 4; Secretary 4 German Club I A still, small voice. Schuman. Olive German Club 1. 3, 4 IV hen the heart is full. The lips are silent. Schwenker, Harry Toots' Class I rack 2 Regular I rack 3, 4 Class Football 2 Regular Football 4 Class Vice-President 3 A handsome face is a mute recommendation. Sexton, Joseph Curley” Nature Study Club I M. H. S. L. S. 2. 3, 4; Vice-President 4 Class Track 3 Class Football 3, 4 Class Basketball 4 He capers, he dances; Yca, this fine young man has the eyes of youth. V Shaffer. Shirley Sensible people find nothing useless.' Shaughnessy. Rodney Heinie Class Football I, 2 Regular Football 3, 4 Class Basketball I, 3, 4 Class Baseball I. 3. 4 A warrior, an athlete of might, A terrible man! Shearer. Eleanor Basketball 1 German Club I History-Civics Club 2 Girls' Debating Club 3. 4; President 3 Interclub Debate 3, 4 A young lady of excellent discourse. Sheldon. Eleanor l K I l-atin Club 1.4; Consul 4 Nautilus 2. 3, 4; Vice-President 4 German Club 3; Eager Heart 4 Basketball I The might, the majesty of loveliness. Sichler. Elizabeth Bessie German Club I Basketball I. 3 Alphian 4 History—Civics Club 4 Merry as a cricket. Siljan. Pearl Alphian 3. 4 Fearl is more precious than rubies. Sinaiko. Grace Class Basketball 1.2. 3, 4 French Club 3. 4 French Play 3 Almost in love, almost famous. Almost happy. Sinykin. Idah German Club 1. 2 Whilst that the childe is young. Let him be instructed in lytteralure. •It Sloan. Daniel “Danny” A ntec, pensive young man. Smith. Delilah Stveel. now. Silence! Smith, Helen B. Chorus 3. 4 The sum of earthly bliss. Smith. Thomas “ Tommy’' History-Civics Club 2. 3. 4; Vice-President 4 Naturc-Studv Club I M. H. S. L. S. 2 Class Football 2. 3: Regular Football 4 Class Basketball 2. 3 am a lad of mettle! Sommers. Eva M. German Club I. 2, 3. 4 Secretary 3. Vice-President 4 Chorus 1. 2 With her 'tis summer thfuout the year. Spcnsley. Alice Art Club 4 Hon goodness heightens beauty! Stickle. Gladys Art Club 4; Treasurer 4 In every gesture dignity and grace. Stumpf, Walter P. German Club 4 ; Secretary 4 Forum 3. 4 Pirates of Penzance 3 As You Like It 3 Class Football 4 And here n c have an honest, upright man. 42 Subey, Adeline Norse Play 3 Study is li fe the heaven's glorious sun! Sumner. Dorothy A V Nautilus 2. 3, 4 President 4 Class Vice-President 2 A queen rose in the rosebud garden of girls. Swenson. Winifred A graceful maiden. IVith a gentle brow. Tenney, Paul Comrade” Monk Class Track 3. 4 Class Baseball 2. 3. 4 Class Football 4 Class Basketball 2 Regular Basketball 3. 4 You l(non me. A I. I hompson. John Enlisted 4 Forum I, 2, 3, 4; President 3 Interscholastic Debate 2, 3 Class Football 3. 4 Honor Emblem 4 A scholar and a soldier To War and arms he flies. Thompson. Sadie Report me and mV cause aright to the unsatisfied. I iedemann. Leonard M. H. S. L. S. 4; Treasurer 4 Fussy men fume o'er studies. •'.. Toepfcr, Raymond Ray M. H. S. L. S. 4 Class Football 3 Regular Football 4 Farmer men cultivate studies. 43 I roemel, Ernestine German Club 1,2. 3. 4; President 4 Basketball 1.2. 3. 4 Happy is she that fmdeth wisdom. Van Kuelcn. Walter Nature-Study Club I I'orum 4 History-Civics Club 4 This most illustrious, gallant, and learned gentleman. Van Forme. Augusta German Club 3 Flitting sunbeam, why haste away? Wald. Paul Pole Vault Class Track I Regular Track 2 A long man malfes the dull world shorter. Walsh. Margaret Kindness softens the light of day. Weary. Gladys In her industrious hands. Life is no weary lasl(. Weddig, Esther This heart has no wrinlfles. White. Carmen Art Club 3. 4; Secretary 3 Soft smiles by human softness bred. 44 White. Helen Glee Club I Orchestra 1.2. 3. 4 Alphian 1.2. 3, 4; 1 reasurer 3 Art Club 4; I reasurer 4 Give me ihc eloquent check, Where blushes fade and die. Wiedenbeck, Gertrude The eye is the messenger of the heart. Wilke, Anita Shrimp History-Civics Club 4 A spirit happy as the dancing Waves. W'illiams, Bertha Burt German Club 1. 2 History-Civics Club 4 She comes—with light and laughing air. Williams. Clarence M. H. S. L. S. I. 2. 3. 4 Radio Club 1, 2 History-Civics Club 4 Cadet Corps 3 Interclub Debate 4 A man’s among ye tapin' notes. And faith, he'll prent it! Wilson. Lucy C. Chorus 1, 2, 3. 4 Glee Club 1.2. 4 Pirates of Penzance 3 Art Club Taste is the tact of the mind. Winchell, Ima K A ® Latin Club I Nautilus 2. 3. 4; Secretary 4 Girls’ Debating Club 3. 4; Vice-President 4 Basketball 1. 3. 4 l ychoberahn Board 1. 3. 4 Social Committee 3, 4 Honor Emblem 4 Valedictorian Her keen spirit seizes the prompt occasion. And at once plans and performs, resolves and executes. Winckler. Salome Alphian 2. 3, 4; President 4 Art Club 4 A genius who noivs the strength of unassuming power. 4.', Wolcott, Ruth History-Chics Club 4 What has woman to Jo with politics? Wynne, Cornelia Cornie Nautilus 3, 4 Girls' Debating Club 3, 4 French Club 4 Those who bring sunshine into the life of others Cannot l(ccp it from themselves. Geiger. Clarence A brave man struggling rn the storms of Fate. Phillips. Doris Girls’ Debating Club 3, 4; I reasurer 4 Inter-Club Debate 4 I ychobcrahn Board 4; Onowa 4; President 4 Sweet Patience is a plant That grows not in all gardens. Morgan. Mary Belle When care sleeps, the soul awakes. Showers, Sarah On all mankind she showers her loveliness. Coronna. Joseph Now trust me, gentlemen. I'll prove true. Day, Everett His Very brilliance turns night to day. Ennor, Trehene And here we have a genius, A man with common sense. Hubbard. Henry Anything for a quiet life! 40 47 JUNIOR CLASS OFFICERS First Semester William Maher John Riley Gordon Gay Charles Lewis President Vice-President Secretary T reasurer Junior Response Second Semester Wayne Morse Mildred Downie Raymond Hering Ethel Metz Francis l-amb 48 JUNIOR MEMBERSHIP Adley, Harriet Albrecht, Clarence Alexander, Sylvia Anderson, Olga Andrews, Ray Archer, Lucile Austin, Grace Bacon, Francis Bainbridge, Gertrude Baldwin. Eunice Barlow, George Barry, Richard Beck, Josephine Beeken, Fred Blake, Henry Boy, Carl Breitenbach, Janet‘S Bremer, Charlotte ✓ Brcuch, Frederick Brown. Helen Bruns, Clarence Carlyle, Vera Connor. Marion-Cook, Winifred Conklin. Margaret ' Connolly, Frances-' Costigan, Florence Cramer, Stella Cretney, Mabel Crowley. Sylvester- Crowley. Mildred Cunningham, Joy Danielson. Henry Demarest. Charles i- Devine, Catherine- Digney. Catherine Doerfer. George Dodge, Ellen Downie, Mildred ' Drives. Gustav Drives, John Dunn. Lorraine‘S Dyer, Andrew Eddy, Robert Elver. Bernice Ennor, Trehane Erickson. Howard Estvad. Rignor Feeney. Agnes Felton, Vivian Flick, Percy Foote, Lorine Gay, David Gay, Gordon Gabbe, Carl Gaffney, Margaret z' Geiger, Marie Germond, Hallct Gill. Earl Gill. Chester Graham, Willis Gunderson, Ole Haessler, Alton Hamm, Hyacinth Hanson, Hazel Harley, Gertrude Harrington. Veronica Harrison, Robert Harrison. Idclla Hartlein, Georgina Hart, Lyman Harmon. Horace Hayes. Margaret Hegg. Helen Hermsmeicr, Eleanora Herreid, Thomas Hering. Raymond Holcomb, Judson Holloway. John Holmes, Leonard Hoffman, Leslie Hogan. Netha Hoover, Jona Horstmeyer, Hazel Howard. Allie Hubbard, Carol Hull. Ethel Hupprich, Florence-' Huss, Florence James. Bertha Johnson, Esther Johnson, Marie Johnson, Mildred Jungbluth. Clyde Kesler, Wesley Kessenich. Henrietta Kidder. Walter Kimball, Chester Klein, Fred Klos, Henry Koch. Mildred Koellen, Jacob Kohler, Ethel Korfinacher, Maryella Korfinacher, Raymond Lacey. James Lahm, Florence Lamb. Francis L’Anglais. Cordelia Laurence. Opal 1 ayfield, Withelmina Lee, Laura Lewis. Charles L’Hommedieu. Dorothy Lochner, Rosclla Lunder, Aline Mackin. Beda Maher, William McFadden. Minnie Metz. Ethels Metz, Rosina Meyers. Gladys Miller. Janet -Manfricd, Bernard Morgan. Eleanor Morgan, F.rwin Morris, Edith Morse. Wayne Mosel, Marjorie Mueller, Margaret Mueller. Rosella Nash. Caspar Nichols, Grace Numinow, Theckla Nussbaum, Ellanora Oakey. William Ohnhaus, Maybelle Olds, Deborah Olson. Lillian Olson. Myrtle Outhouse, Alice Parmon, Clayton Packer. Katherine Peper, Lenora Peterson, Esther Pfaler, Gladys Philips. Doris —■' Pratt. Percy Showers, Mabel Torpelmand, Edwin Purcell, Mary -'' Sinaiko, Eugene I rantin, George Raymond. Pearl Smith. Ethel Trainor. Stella Reiner, Mabel Smith. Gordon I unstall, Katherine Rcngstorff, Lincoln Smith. Harry Underwood, Lilah Riley, Charles Smith, Vera • Van Veltzer, Arthur Riley, John Sperley. Alda Von Jesehki, Hazel Reilly, Margaret Spinney, Helen Voss. Mela Riley. Timothy.' Splinter, Clara Wadsworth. Myrtle Rinder, Elsbeth Sprecher, George Wagner, Gladys Rinker, Edwin Steinhauer. Esther Waits. Marjorie Rosen, Clarence Stondall, Helen Walker, Lola Rothnick, Edna Swanson. Charles Watcrficld, Albert Ryan. Margaret Swenson. Helen Whitcomb. Marion Sage, Catherine Tauchen, Arthur Whitcomb, Raymond Saier, Aimer I aylor, Margaret Wiese, Edna Schlict, Ralph 1 eckam. Arpha Williams. Osel Schlimigen, Esther Thompson, Marion Wolf, Jason Schneider. Myrtle Thompson, May Wolf. Sheldon Scott, Alice Thorkelson, Betty Wolff. Antoinette Segerson, Maurice Tipple, Ellis Works. Donald Shaw. Merle Tocpfer, Margaret Tormey, Harold Zink. Francis 50 51 SOPHOMORE CLASS OFFICERS President___ Vice-President Secretary___ Treasurer___ __ Dorothy Eaton _Carl Hausmann Walter Frautschi ----Isaac Brader 52 SOPHOMORE MEMBERSHIP Abaly, Donald Cork. Russell Hansen, Norman Ahern. Jane Courtney. Katherine A, Haskins. Winfield Albrecht, Viola Crowley, Elenore Haswell, Helen Allberg, Hazel Crummy, Mabel Haswell, Rachel Anderburg. George Dahlbcrg, Harvey Hatfield. Margaret Anderson. Ethel Daly. Helene Hausman, Carl Anderson, James Davies, W'inifred Hazelwood. Clarke- Anzinger, Inez Degan. Arthur Hendrickson, Pearl Aylward. Florence Dietrich, Carlisle Heim, Frances Aylward, Paul Diricnzo. Mary Hering, Lorrine Bakkcn. Adeline Donaghey, John Hickey. Loretta • Baltis, Helen Druliner. Morris Hicks. Genevieve Barber. Martha Eaton. Dorothy Hicks, Gladys Batchcller, Mabels Ebcrsole, Helen Fliggins, Charles Bates, Aubrey Edwards. Luella Higgins. Edmund Baxter, Clifford Ekern. Lila —' Higgins, Frank Baxter, Glenn Ellested. Agnes Hilsenhoff, Raymond Beck. Lillian Ellis. Charles Hinrichs. Anita Behrend. Lena Emmel. Florence Hippie, Frances Bentley, Florence Fearer. Henry Hirschleb. Henry Bernard. Paul Feeney. Anne Hirsig, Josephine Billings, Burton Feeney. Catherine Hobbins. William Blackler. Arthur Felsher, John Hodges. Flarry Blood, Givendolin Fcssler, Ruth Hopkins, Elizabeth Borah, L. G. Frame, Victor Hoover. Monona Borchert, Pearl Frautschi, Walter- Horstmeyer. Eleanor Boyle, John Frothingham, Miriam Horstmeyer. Paul Brader, Isaac Gallagher, Charles Huggins. Lucile Breitenbach, Robert Gallagher, Clifford Hunt. Nan Breitenbach. William Gallagher. Floyd Huseby. Blanche Brickman, Lester Gallagher. Grace Jaeger. Flarriet Brigham, Marguerite Gannon. Gladys Jaquish. Paul - Browne, Elizabeth Gastrow. Pearl lensen, Alice Brumm. Viola Gebhardt. Karl fensen. Helga Burch, Hawley Genskc, Ethel Terdie. Edison Burgcson. Edward Gerke. Edward Jewell. Fred Burke. Grace Gill. Bernard lohnson. ferome Capron, Marjorie Goddard. Hazel lohnson. Lillian Card. Josephine Goth. Verena Johnson. Vincent Carden, Margaret Graves. Anna lones. Arthur Carpenter, Harold Gregg. Hendrick Tones. Ruth Carroll. Harold Gregg. Jennie Kaether, Anna Carroll. Marion Gregg. Marion Kalson. Edna Caranagh. Gladys Grimm. Walter Kamm. Kermit Coffman. Wilber Gruen. Marion Kaplan. Henry Colby. Harold . Gunderson, Sarahann Kasdin. Gertrude Coleman. Elizabeth Hall. Marguerite Kelly, Marv Conklin. Elizabeth • Halperin- Myron Kempton. Elizabeth Conner, Ruth Hamm. Henry Kcrnan. Harold Cook. Clement Hansen. Audrey Kinney. Edward Corcoran, Delma x''' Hansen. Freda •• Klueter, Emily S3 klueter, Katherine s Kremers, Carl kroncke, Gretchen Lally. Clarence Larson, Mabel Larson, Melvin Larson, I onetta Lawrence, Dorothy Lenzer, Shirley Lewis. Frances L’Hommedieu. Hammond Libert, Frances Lokenvitz, Amy Mackin, Alice Mahlke, Pearl MacPherson, Doris McCann, Marie McCormick. James McCormick. Marie McEvilly, Alice McKitrick. Seth McLimans, Ethel Meehan, Leta Meng, Eugene Minch, Clara Mitchell. Robert Mochlman, Frieda Montgomery, Wardwell Mooradian, Margaret Moore, Cora Morris, La Nora Morris. Margaret Morrison, Leila Muren, Myrtle Murphy, James Murphy, John Mycr, Lonetta Nation, Sarah ''' Nercnberg, Ruby Nienabcr, Margarette Nye, Charlotte O'Dea, Eleanor Oldenburg, Edith Olson. Caroline O’Malley, Letitia O'Malley, Victor Oscar, Helen Ottow. Edward Pedersmocn, Helene Phillips, Clement Pieh, Stanley Pohlc, Max Prien, Efa Pscbarr, Edmund Purcell, John Purcell. Mark Quinn, Florence Quinn, Raymond Rasmussen. Irene Ratcliffe. Horace Reilly, William Rice. Jeanette Rieder. Marguerite Riley. Elizabeth Rocco. John Roder, Eugene Rodolf. Mildred Rogers. Joseph Rogers. Ralph Rogers. Thelma Rommelfangcr, Ethel Rosen. Hazel Royce. Frances Ruxton, John Sanborn. Harry Sander. Oscar Sather, Norman Schleicher. Laura Schncll, Harvey Sexton. Rose Mary Shaw. Gerald Sharp, Eliot Sherven. Lillian Showerman, Anita JH Siljan. Harold Sinaiko. Abe Sinaiko, Clara Sinaiko, Edith Sinaiko, Joseph Slightam. Byrnina • Slightam. Russell Smith. Alethea Snell, Charlotte Spinti, Raymond Splies, May Spohn, Frances Spring, Lynn Stenjim, Inez Stumpf, Lydia Swenson, Dorothy K. Swenson, Dorothy Tannervetz, William Tetzlaff. Herl ert Thompson. Charlotte Thompson. Virginia Thermoseth, Lena T horson. George Thorson, Sidney Toftoy. Holger Trainor. Philip z— Tuttle, J-'ordyce Vanderhci. Georgia Vick, Leila Waddell. John Wakem, Roy Weidman. Samuel Weinman, Earl Welsh. Stuart Wclsch. Floyd Wiedenbcck, Frances Wilhelm. Esther Wilhelm. Louis Winter, kathryn Winterbotham. Isabelle Wolfe. Lillian Young. Gertrude 55 FRESHMEN MEMBERSHIP Ahrensmeyers, Alden Anderson, Helen Anderson, Margaret Anderson, Richard • Angell, Gertrude Ashbrook. Lucile Ashcraft, Felix Auchter, Fredia Austerman, l aura Austin, Clarke Baillie, Edward Barlow, Ruth Barry, Thomas Bauer, Christine Beck. Joseph . Behnke. Rhea Behrend, Lillie Bents, Jessie Bergen, Regina Bergman, Margaret Beyer, Lola Beyer, Sylvia Blake, Helen Bonde, Robert Bontley, Lou Bossart, Mary Brahm, Dorothy Brennan, Edmund Brietenbach, Florence Brigham. George Brown, Fern Brown. Glcnnon Brussow, Fred Buellesbach, Waller Bullock. Arthur Burns. Dorothy Burns, Edith Carlson. Wilbur Check, Orphelia „ Chemiss. Harold Chorlog, Ingolf Chorlog. Margaret S Christianson. Hilda Cirvis. Helen Cole. Lorelle Collins. Carleton Comstock. Gladys Connolly, Ada Coster, Elizabeth Costigan, Stella Cotlom, Floyd Courtney. Agnes Cramer, Harold Craneheld, Harold Crist, Thomas Crosby. George Culp. Neal Daggett, Donald Davy, Adeline ' Devine, Mary Dicderich. Norbert'' Digney, Harold Donovan. Joseph Donovan. Ruth. Dresen, Frank Drews, Marguerite Eiscle, Earl Eisele, Irene Ellingson. Margaret Ennor, Tirza Erickson, Inez Eschweiler, Paul ' Esser, Edward Engel, Bertrand Fenske. Clara Field, Esther Fitton, George • Flatman, Anita Fleury, Leila Flynn. Ellen Fox, Anna Frankey, Herschel Friedl, Raymond Frish. Catherine •' Frothingham, Chester Gannon, Russell Gardner. Gordon Geier, Laura Gilford. Dixson ' Gilbert. Gretchen Gill. Gordon Gill. Loretta Gleason, Hazel Glunz. Carl Goodrich. Chester ' Grabbert, Viola ' Green, Ford Griffiths, Raymond Gussmann, Anna Haenig. Isabelle Hahn, Esther Hahn, Harvey Halperin, Rose Hamm, Faie Hanson, Eleanor -Hanson. Myrtle Hanson, Russell Harbort. Myrtle ' Hart, Dwight Hayes, James Henry. Alma Hermsen, Joe Herrington, Rebecca Hickey, Edwin Hiestand, William Hilsenhoff, Ethel Hilsenhoff, Mildred Hinrichs, Joseph Hinrichs, Paul Hoebal. Harold Hoffman, Ruby Hoiby, Amanda Honeycomb, Kliment Horstmeyer, Harold Hoyt, Myrtle Huemmer. Roman Huemmer, William Huppclcr, Harold Jacobson. Loreen Jehlnstad. Ida Johnson. Maude Johnson. Olga Jones. Chester Jungbluth. Gladys Kanope, Edward Karn, James Keliher. Barth Kindschi. Rosanna King. Ruth Kingston. Edward Kittleson. Gertrude Koffshinsky. Myrtle Kohn. Charles Krieger. Keith 56 Kronenburg, Gertrude Lampe, Gordon Langdon, Ben Ledford, Leland Lcnzer, George Lund, Harold Lunde, Erling Marble, Margery Marsh. Muriel -Mason, Elizabeth -McCormic, Henry McKenna. Marie -McMahon. Gerald McKune. Margaret Michals. Gertrude . Meidell, Henry -Melass, I helma Melcher. Fred Memhard, Elizabeth Mergen. Rose Metz, Marcus . Metz. William Meyer. Roland Meyers. Robert • Millar, Malcolm . Miller, Raymond ‘ Moran. Agnes Morgan, Harold Morhoff. Everett Morrell, George Morrison, Gamet Moseley, Madolecn Murphy. Agatha Murphy. James Nathonson, Rose Nelson. Ruth Nichols, Stanley Niebuhr, George Nyborg. Nina Oakey, Robert O’Brien. William Olsen, Arthur Olsen. Edward Olson. Harold Olson. Agnes Olson. Hilda O'Malley. Mary O’ Neil, Genevieve O’Neill. Edward Osmundsen, Earl Owen, Gaylord -Pepper, Adline -• Perstein, Maurice Pfister, Marie Plaenert, Alfred Pratt, Howard Puls. Adeline Purcell. Leona Ramsdell, Marion Ray, Olive Reilly, Josephine Reimer, Jeanette Reiner. Viola Rentschler, George Rcntz, Wilhelmina Rice. Hugh Riley. Mary Rogers. Hazel Rosien. Elenore Rosman, Lyle Rothnick, Roberta Rubado. Lcnore -Ruud. Myrtle Rundell. Edward Rupp, Harold -Rupp, Verna Ryan. Eleanor -Sander. Willard -Schmitz. Gilbert Schautz, Curtis Schautz, Florence Schautz. John Schautz, Raymond Schlatthauer, George Schwoegler. Raymond Scott. Rena Shapiro. Leo Sherratt, Violet Shaw. Ruth Shearer, Kathryn Sheldon. Horace Shepard. Vida Shipley. Raloh Simms. William Smith. Florence Smith. Lucy Smith. Maurice • Smith, Mercedes Snyder, Eva Sommers, Elizabeth Spohn, Ruby Spooner, Janet Statz, Matthew Steele, Viola Steinsrud, Alvin Stienle, Laura Steensrud, Lorraine Stondali, Alice -Strong. Stuart Stumpf, Reinhard Sweet, Isadore Tannhauser, Gertrude Taylor, Elizabeth Ieckemeyer, Oscar ' I homas, Elmere Thompson. Earl Thompson, James Toal. I homas Torgerson, Arlotte Tortorice, Mary 1 ownley, Margaret Trachte, Leonard Tucker. Lillian Utter, Gladys Van Deusen. Earl Van Wagener. James ' Voss. Margaret Walter, Edna -Ward. Leona Warner, Virginia -Welsch. Arlene Wellentin. Marvin Weiss. Archie Widmann. Marguerite ' Wigonitz. Anna Wilke. Adelheid -Wilson, Ruth Wicssman. Elsie Willgrub, Roy Wittl. Byron Wolf. Zeimet L i Wright, Howard ' , Ziebarth, Gertrude' V4'' -Zieske. Walter -Zuicker. Ralph 57 58 $H6 Ptt (An interpretation of a picture in Life ) The Little Boy had bright yellow hair and soft brown eyes. The Puppy had yellow curly hair and large brown eyes also. The Boy was ten years old and still quite small. The Puppy was two years old. but he had grown so much faster than the Boy that he was a full grown Collie, while the Boy was still a child. The Boy lived in a large rambling white house about a mile from town. The Collie dwelt in a comfortable little white kennel at the rear of the house. As there were no near neighbors, the Little Boy’s one companion and playmate was the Collie. One evening, as Lather was reading the paper and Mother was calmly knitting. Father said. I see they are going start a camp here to train dogs for the war. That’s a fine idea, for they seem to need dogs so much over in France. Don’t you think that a splendid thing? Knit two, purl two. knit two, purl two, answered Mother, as she finished the last two stitches on her needle. Then she continued. Yes. indeed I do. I heard today that anybody can enter his dog and have him trained free of charge. The Little Boy, who until this time had been sitting quietly on the sofa reading, pricked up his ears and cried, Oh. Mother, do you think they would train my Collie? Wouldn’t it be fun to have him know all those tricks?” I think they might take him, dear. You’d better stop there on your way to school in the morning. Consequently, the Little Boy started out bright and early the next day and took with him the Collie. He stopped at a large barn-like building over the door of which a sign read, War Dogs Trained Here.” But, being an optimistic child, he completely overlooked the word War, and never did he realize that his dog might really be needed. He entered, followed by the Collie, and approached a man who was sitting at a desk reading the morning paper. Mister, do you train dogs here? he asked rather timidly. You bet we do. Do you want this here Collie of yours trained?” Yes, I think so; but how long would you have to keep him? I wouldn’t like to have him away too long, you know. Oh, Collies learn about the easiest. The boss wouldn't have to keep him more than three weeks. Gee! that’ll seem a long time, but I guess I’ll leave him. You’ll be good to him, won't you? Of course we will. Don’t you suppose we know anything about dogs? answered the man rather disgustedly. Good-bye, Pup, I'll be down to see you tomorrow, said the Little Boy, as he patted the dog gently and started toward the door. The Collie, however, had no intention of being left behind in this fashion. He followed his master to the door and then stood there and looked up at the Little Boy. Finally the man had to come and lead the dog away and hold him by the collar until the child had gone. Soon after, many dogs were entered for training, among them Airedales, Setters, and Collies, in all about twenty-five dogs. These were trained to go out and find wounded soldiers; but as there were no soldiers within reach, the trainers were compelled to use plain every day school boys for this purpose. Consequently, nearly every night after school, the Little Boy could be found there. The children would run out into the large yard at the rear of the main building and hide in bushes or ditches. Then all the dogs would be lined up and The Red Cross belts, containing presumably a flask of water and wine, would be fastened around each one. When the signal was given, they would dart off in different directions yelping and barking. The little Boy’s dog was, from the 61 beginning, always the first to find his master. He would bound along and within five minutes, no matter where the Little Boy was hidden, he would pounce upon him and lick his hands and face. Then the Little Boy would run proudly back to the starting place and begin over again. This part of the training lasted about three weeks, at the end of which time the dogs were to be returned to their owners. On the last day, when the training was completed, the Little Boy joyfully went to I he I raining Camp for the Collie. When he arrived there, the trainer was talking to some people who had already come for their dogs. He was saying. I don’t want to influence you a bit. Do just as you wish. I simply wanted to let you know how badly they need dogs in France. Why, do you know that one dog over there, in the past year, has saved a hundred lives? Just calculate what a great service you would be doing for your country.” It all came over the Little Boy with a sickening realization. This was why these awful men had wanted to train his dog. They just wanted to take him away from him. He ran quickly into the next room where he found the Collie. He clasped him around his neck and cried, I hey shan’t take you away from me. I won’t let them. Thev’re mean, horrid men!” The trainer entered the room just in time to hear these last few words. He went over to the Little Boy and tried to explain the situation to him. After he had finished, he told the Little Boy to take the Collie home with him and think the matter over. The Little Boy started slowly home. He thought and thought, and grew more and more perplexed. He knew perfectly well that he ought to give up the Collie; but, still, he kept making excuses for himself. He had given up eating candy between meals, and he didn’t eat meat on meatless days or wheat on whcatless days. Yes, that was something he was doing. Then, too, he had spent fifty cents of his allowance to buy Thrift Stamps. Nevertheless, he realized that these little sacrifices were nothing when compared to what every soldier was doing for his country. Still, he could not think of giving up his Collie. He was so silent at supper that night that both Father and Mother knew something was wrong. “How did school go today, sonny? Have you been bad again? asked Father cheerfully. “No. school went all right.” replied the child. Have you had a quarrel with any of the boys, dear?” inquired Mother. No, not today. Mother,” answered the Little Boy. He wanted to make his own decision about the Collie and not tell Father and Mother until he was fully decided. But when it came time for him to go to bed and Mother came to tuck him in and kiss him good-night, he could keep the tears back no longer, and they poured forth on Mother’s shoulder. r,2 Why, dear! Please tell Mother what’s the matter. There, there, don’t cry, said Mother comfortingly. Oh, Mother, he sobbed, they want me to give up my Collie to be sent over to France and I just can’t let him go-o-o-o! “Well, you don’t have to give him up, do you? You can keep him if you want to. But I should think you’d be proud to give your dog to the service of your country. However, decide for yourself, dear. Good-night. And she kissed him and turned out the light. The little Boy tossed and turned in his bed. He couldn’t make up his mind what to do. In the midst of his troubles, he fell asleep. He dreamed he was lying out on a broad field. His throat was parched and dry and he did so want a drink. Soon something came running toward him. It was the Collie. He was just going to take the flask of water from the Collie’s belt, when somebody picked him up. At this point, he awoke, to find his Mother lifting him from the floor, where he had apparently rolled. Mother. he whispered, I’ve decided to give my Collie to Uncle Sam. I'm sure he needs him worse than I.” rhat’s a brave little boy.” his mother returned. Somewhere in France a large yellow Collie stood by the side of a wounded soldier.— Somewhere in America a lonely little boy hung a service flag, containing one bright blue star, over his dog’s kennel and hopefully waited. But at last, the blue star was replaced by a gold one. Edwin A DEXTER. £ ur cr mc jflag Our service flag,—it flics today With thirty stars and more I o represent the boys away— Some here, some on a foreign shore. Some to pay the debt of peace. Some, the debt of war. There stand two gold stars ’mid the blue. They are our classmates’ stars; It signifies their work is through. No strife again their lives can mar; And their loyal countrymen They watch now from afar. Then let us pledge each heart and hand To work with might and main. To keep our dear beloved land From Prussia’s iron chain; So that these stars shall not have changed From blue to gold in vain. Alice Outhouse. '19. 03 a iltttlc 3Uck One beautiful Saturday in May four boys were lolling in the shade of a shack on a point jutting out into the Atlantic. They must have been thinking, for all were quiet. But suddenly Chink Somers broke the silence. “Say, fellows, the Gold Bug we’ve been reading at school has given me an idea.” “Chink with an idea! That’s something new.” burst from Ralph Johnson. “Well, let’s hear it anyway, said Bob Level. “It’s just this,” explained Chink. “That treasure story in the “Gold Bug” and stories I’ve heard that pirate gold was buried on this very point set me thinkin'. Our Saturdays have been pretty dull lately, and we ought to liven ’em up a bit. The idea is that a couple of us fellows hide something here on the point, give vague directions to the other two, and let them find the “hidden treasure. That’s an idea, all right,” put in Ralph. We sure haven’t had anything doing for ages. The chums agreed to this scheme, and soon had the plans worked out. Bob and Ralph were to bury a treasure ’ of any sort anywhere on the point. They were to write directions, vague, but so that Chink and Tom. if sharp, could find it. The next Saturday morning was the time set for the hunt. At school the next Monday the boys' thoughts were far from their books. All were distracted and so uninterested in goings on that Helen l ovel and Grace Weaver wondered greatly. Tuesday. Ralph and Bob attended to their errand at the point. After much study they finally wrote out the following directions: Fishermen’s haunt—Ten logs, upright—Bend—Twenty large sticks, vertical— Ninety degrees—Right—Ten paces—-H oward rising sun—Twenty paces—Dig.” “Gee, that’s too plain! ejaculated Bob. It sure is, but I don’t see any other way that will leave them even a slim chance,” said Ralph as he thrust the paper into his pocket. The next morning Ralph left for school happy as a lark. He took the paper from his pocket to read it once more. “I must keep this from Chink and Tom. said he to himself. It’ud never do to give ’em three days to figure it out,—Gosh, here comes Helen. Hastily thrusting the paper into his geometry, he stopped, and, whistling a lively tune, wailed for Helen Lovel. Chatting energetically, the two entered the school building. That noon Grace Weaver stopped Helen as she was hurrying home to dinner. Look what I found this morning.” were her hurried words of explanation. She extended a small piece of paper. Helen opened it and read the mysterious words of the clue. Immediately she thought of Poe’s Gold Bug ; she saw Ralph’s name at the bottom of the sheet. Helen put two and two together. “Some new stunt of those boys,” comment. 1 hen, after reading the document more carefully, “Sec that 'Right.' Grace? Helen pointed to the place where the words Ninety degrees—Right appeared. We’ll have some fun with the boys this time. This business is written in pencil, so we’ll change the ‘right’ to ‘left’ and return it to Ralph’s desk before he misses it. Then we’ll just listen around and see what happens.” A greatly perturbed Ralph appeared at school that afternoon; but the girls had been there before, and he found the missing paper in his desk, so he soon forgot the incident. Helen and Grace learned through a few skillful questions that the boys were to meet at their shack Saturday morning about nine o’clock. That was enough. At the appointed time, the boys arrived at the shack. Preliminary arrangements were soon over; and Chink and Tom, progressing rapidly, were soon at the place where the “Ninety degrees ordered a turn at right angles. But Helen and Grace were now heard approaching. They professed an interest in what was going on, however; so operations were not delayed. Tom and Chink quickly 64 look the right angle to the left. Ralph and Bob exchanged glances. So did Helen and Grace. Chink and Tom debated somewhat at this point, but soon finished their task of following the clues. Why didn’t you fellows give us something to do? queried Chink, as Tom measured off the final twenty paces to the cast. 'This question was not answered, however, as Chink had started using the shovel. Look at Chink work, Helen,” chaffed Grace. He had dug about two minutes longer when he ejaculated. Gosh,” you fellows must have buried that treasure a mile! Don’t give up so easily.” from Ralph as he winked at Bob. You fellows must have started school in the third grade. said Bob enigmatically, as he thought of the drill the second grade teacher had given them on how to know their right hands from their left. But Tom and Chink didn’t notice the banter. Tom took the shovel and. after digging until about ready to drop, finally struck something. A metallic sound vibrated through the air. Bob and Ralph gasped. What was that! We didn’t bury anything here! You didn’t! No. really, from Helen. We changed the directions! Well, by George, there is something here!” and Chink, grabbing the shovel, made the sand fly. Ralph with the other spade rushed to his aid. while the girls looked on in speechless surprise. In a very few minutes, the top of a huge iron chest was uncovered. Trembling with agitation they knocked the rusty top from the chest. I housands of dollars in Spanish gold and silver bullion lay revealed to the astounded gaze of these boys and girls. They had indeed unearthed a treasure, a pirate’s treasure buried there more than two centuries before! Bartlett Bates. ’18. 05 Z )t Eunclj There’s a leader in all fields; there’s a genius in all works. But the biggest God-creation is the Bunch; There’s the team to play the game, and the subs to take the blame. But the thing that cops the vict’ry is the Bunch. There’s a man to take the chair; there’s a chap to make a spiel. But the spirit of the meeting's in the Bunch. There arc teachers here to teach, and a principal to preach. But what really makes the school is the Bunch. And there’s not a single one—social lion, fortune’s son. Who can give us half the pleasure as the Bunch; And there’s not a thing we’ll miss, when we sally from this bliss. Like the comradeship—the friendship of the Bunch. Elmer Kruse. “$uppp Hope” an to Curt 3t A sure cure for a severe case of “puppy-love” is a small sister. I know because I once n as a small sister. My brother, aged fifteen, had fallen sadly in love with a pretty little girl named Myrtle La Valley. With her dimpled cheeks, her snapping French eyes, and her roguish smile, she captured the hearts of all our boys; but the one who “fell” hardest was my brother. He did all the tasks she set him. he carried her books to and from school, he gazed enviously, and sometimes angrily at any other boy who dared look at her or speak to her. When she left him. or he left her, which was occasionally necessary as they both had to cat and sleep (I must admit that even love didn’t impair the appetite of my brother), he walked about dreamily, his head in the clouds’’, mooning over Myrtle—and the future. Oh. it was a sad case, and as time progressed it became more and more sad. Now I, the little sister, possessed one thing which I valued above all my other belongings. It was a pin, on which was a lovely picture of the martyred William McKinley. Heaven only knows what Myrtle liked about that pin, but she did like it and mentioned the fact to my brother. Immediately he determined to get that pin. and immediately the Fates put on a large kettle full of trouble to brew for his benefit. In an unthinking moment, I left the pin unguarded, and that rascally brother walked off with it. Oh. the howls and wails that were heard, and the tempest that broke in our home when I found that the pin was gone! I wept. I screamed. I yelled; but my brother said never a word. The next day—lo and behold! Myrtle was brazenly wearing my precious pin. I walked up to her and. very impolitely. I admit, snatched the pin from her dress. It caught, and I pulled harder, taking part of her pretty dress along with the pin. Wasn’t she angry! Oh. how she stormed—and not at me at all. but at my heart-broken brother. And before his very eyes she walked up to his chum and sa!d. I’ll go to the dance with you, Clarence. I don’t ever want to talk to that Lloyd again. Such a rude family as he has!” Lloyd’s faith in girls was broken, and for a long time the name of Myrtle I. a Valley was a forbidden word in our house. 00 Jessie Raymond, ’18. 9lt tlje Stroke of 'em But—we—must—make it! she gasped, between labored breaths as, arm in arm. they sped swiftly up the country road which was transfigured in a flood of silvery moonbeams. A spell of mystery enveloped even the old swinging gate on the right, which their flying feet soon left far behind. “I—tell you—we—must!” This blurted out with more difficulty even, than before. Silently the two sped on—lithe young figures they were—tall and splendidly formed, as if sprung from the same mold as the Greek gods and goddesses of old, on and on—• past Winslow’s place with its old sagging gray house and barn, the willows, the pond, the old rustic bridge—but surely, oh surely— they will stop at the bridge. Why, that would be a thing unheard of.—for when did a youth and maiden fail to halt at a moonlit. rustic bridge? But the bridge is reached, and with never a moment of breathless pausing, they fly on—on A sudden bend in the whimsical road—something dark looms up ahead—something to bar their mad passage. I hey must halt now!—but no! I is nothing but Farmer Smith’s neglected wheel-barrow left standing in the roadway, piled high with golden leaves, dancing and swaying to the breeze in the fitful bursts of radiance from the moon. No! They do not stop at this, but with a wild shout, rush on—rush on Once, where the road becomes a bit rough, the girl stumbles and seems about to fall: but a quick pressure of the boy’s hand on her arm restores her, and. as before, their course lies onward, their destination up over the next hill with the glittering moon-rays; or, perhaps, the next! Another bridge lies under their flying feet and is left alone in the darkness. But again, the charitable moon-beams flash forth from behind a screening mist of clouds, and the long winding ribbon of the road seems to beckon them on with its flashing whitness—on into the night—or is this a dream, and are they running this mad lace on some gleaming passage over the plains of ancient Carthage—it is all so hazy and indefinable. But no! a light shines at the top of the hill: it is a beacon light and draws them on with a last all-exerting burst of speed up the rambling roadway— up a shadowy, leaf-flicked path half-hidden with time-aged vines; vines that have shared alike all the joys and woes of the inhabitants of the house, and that are perhaps even now to witness a crisis! The door is flung open, a flood of light rushes out into the night and falls unmercifully blinding on the upturned, panting faces of the two young Marathons. 1 he clock on the stairs is booming out the hour of ten in long, drawn-out, doleful notes—notes that seem to welcome misery. All is still for a moment and then a tired but shrill voice calls out. Ye saved yer neck thet time. Rebecky! Ye know as I told ye if ye wasnt’ to home at ten siiarp ye couldn’t go to the dance in Squire Smith’s barn next week! the last words drawled out sleepily. Yes,—I know, Ma!” responded the girl quietly, with partially regained breath. She turned to the boy standing in the door-way. Goo’-night, Joe, she said; see ye next Monday night. 07 tse, America Rise, America! Rise, America! The World is Calling thee. The hour has come, O America! To Strike for Liberty! Across the waters is a foe. Unlike those we have fought. Who spurns the fruits of pen and hoe, And kills without a thought. He has invaded neutral land. And cast aside all law. He cares not for the Arts of Man. But serves the God of War. He has behind him force and guns And every means for war. His shots and shells run into tons And loud is his battle roar. But he fails to interpret the spirit That fills our Country’s heart. By Heaven! he’ll learn to fear it. For her heart is strong as Rock. The World depends on thee for might For money, food, and shells. Save and give and Win the fight; Let the Kaiser feel his hells. Rise, America! Rise, America! The World is calling thee. The Hour has come, O America! To Bleed for Liberty. Sam Sargis. 9utf. $mot jfor Ringing I-ong file, stragglers enter rear door— Babel of tongues—vast silence! Enter music celebrity—uproar—seats vacated— Smiles beatific—in scats reinstated. Discord of tuning up, down the C scale and up— Much beautiful sound—“The Huntsman’s Round, “Love’s old Sweet Song —sung loud and long— “A long, long trail awinding —pitch sometimes finding. Long drawn out final notes, dry. parched, and tired throats. Music master turns—for the door legs” it! Raised hand—much uproar—stampede— and Exit! Lorraine Dunn. os €1)t aingcl of t!jc 23rU Yolanda had originally been intended for a life of hardships, for her mother and father were peasants who worked on a large estate in Russia in a conditon little better than serfdom. When Yolanda was three years old. her parents were killed while attempting to extinguish a fire near their hut. When General Petrova, the owner of the estate, heard ot the fire, he rode down to see the ruins. As he was gazing at the smoldering mass, a little girl toddled up to his horse and threw her arms about one of his front legs. The general, leaning down, picked up the child and set her in front of him on the horse’s great neck where she clapped her hands and crowed with glee, burying her tiny head in the great, thick mane. The general questioned the peasants grouped about concerning her identity, and. finding her to be an orphan, and pleased with her fearlessness and evident love for horses, decided then and there to adopt her. With no more ado. he rode home and presented pretty little Yolanda to his wife who received her lovingly; for all her life she had wished for a daughter. After the first longing for her own mother and father had worn away and after she had become accustomed to the unfamiliar wealth and comfort. Yolanda’s life was one of continual pleasure and happiness. Her new mother showered her with beautiful little dresses and toys. Her father took her for a ride with him every morning and as soon as she was able to sit alone, bought her a tiny pony. Yolanda delighted in hearing her father tell of his exciting experiences. While he was telling these stories, she would gaze w’ith shining eyes and bated breath on the long sword hanging at his side. Her father taught her to be an excellent markswoman. So Yolanda grwe up amid a stirring atmosphere with a deep love for her brave, honorable father and an overwhelming admiration for war and brave deeds. On the morning of Yolanda’s fifteenth birthday, she found her father and mother waiting for her when she came down to breakfast. Happy birthday, dear,’’ they cried, gazing proudly at the slender erect figure. “Oh. thank you!’’ said Yolanda impulsively kissing each one. Then, as her glance fell upon her chair. Daddy! A uniform! A regular soldier uniform! I know it’s mine! I’ve always wanted one. I’m going to put it on this minute!’’ and she dashed back up the stairs. A few minutes later she reappeared clad in a perfectly fitting Russian uniform, complete even to the gold spurs. Her hand went up in a quick salute, which her father immediately returned. Yolanda loved to ride through the woods surrounding her home, clad in her new suit and dreaming of days gone by when men fought battles and did brave deeds. One morning she encountered a horseman galloping madly toward her from the village. As soon as he came within hearing distance, he shouted. War! War! Russia has declared war on Germany! Then he swept past her up toward the house. Yolanda halted her horse and stood perfectly still. Was it true) Was she to have a chance to realize her dreams? She already smelled burning powder, heard the shouts of men and the booming of cannons; and suddenly wheeling her horse, she galloped home. Throwing the reins to the waiting groom, she ran up the steps, through the hall, and into her father’s study. He stood reading the letter brought to him by the messenger. “Father, is it really true? she cried eagerly. “Yes. I’m afraid it is,” answered the general slowly. “Why, daddy, aren’t you glad? Isn’t it wonderful? said Yolanda ecstatically. “Child, you don’t know what it means. It may bring privation and want to our people and even to our own door. You will have to lake care of your mother and my affairs here. Yolanda gazed in consternation at her father. She had thought that of course she would go with him. But before she could speak. General Petrova was giving orders to the messenger and hurrying from the room. “Oh. daddy, let me go with you. sobbed Yolanda. No. dear. Much shall I miss you, but your place is here at home. was the hurried answer, and off went the brave, true general. That afternoon, amid the bustle of the station, a slim figure with closely cropped red hair slipped unnoticed through the crowd into one of the coaches, and crouched in the small aperture behind the last seal. I here it stayed all during the half day’s journey to the front, and arrived at the border with the others just at dark. It slipped out and stood apart from the rest until the train pulled out. 1 here it worked its way up to the general and lightly touched him on the arm. Father, I’m here,” said a wee. small voice. Yolanda! cried the general taking her by the shoulders and peering into her face. What in the world are you doing here? Where did you come from? Then Yolanda told how. as soon as he had left that morning, she had gone to her room, donned her uniform, and cut off her hair. She had kissed her mother good-bye, saying she was going for a ride, and had come to the train. She finished with. Oh, lather dear, do let me stay with you! 1 know I can make myself useful. I’ll do anything you tell me.” The poor general was sadly perplexed. The train had gone; and. besides, it was absolutely impossible for the girl to make the journey back without protection. Finally, he decided to keep her for the time at least. So he sent a message to his wife telling her that Yolanda was safe. When the men were gathered together later in the evening, the general took Yolanda’s hand and said. Men. my daughter. She will be one of us for a time.” Yolanda was given a small tent beside her father’s, and for a week enjoyed herself immensely, but always learning that war was a grim, stern affair, not all brave, honorable deeds. Her frank, boyish nature found a hearty response among the men. who treated her with perfect respect and grew to love their cheerful, bright comrade. Two strenuous weeks were spent building trenches. Then word came that the Germans were advancing. Next morning, distant firing could be heard, growing nearer and nearer as the day progressed. Soon the Germans were actually storming the Russian lines. Now there was plenty of work for Yolanda to do. In the weeks that followed, she saw the horrors of war, the agony of wounded soldiers, and the suffering from lack of food and shelter. She was fearless, untiring, and uncomplaining, as she carried water and administered first aid to the wounded. The men named her the Angel of the I wenty-1 hird. One night when the enemy lay close to the Russian lines. General Petrova planned a midnight attack. He ordered two men to creep forward into the German lines and cut the wires so that the Russians could advance. Soon the camp was deserted except for Yolanda, who remained behind struggling with hope and fear. She heard the crack of the machine guns, the explosion of bombs, and the spat, spat of the rifles. In reality the bombardment kept up for only a few hours, but to Yolanda, alone in the dark, it seemed years. T hen. suddenly as they had advanced, the Russians began to retreat. Wounded men came tumbling past Yolanda who. at the first sign of their suffering, ran to get as many bandages as she could carry. Then she hastened to meet the men. who stopped fox her to relieve their misery. In the meantime, the Germans were advancing nearer and nearer and shots were falling all about. Still Yolanda kept on with her work, forgetful of self. At last only a few bandages were left. Suddenly, a bomb 70 broke in Yolanda’s direction, taking with it part of her left arm. An agonizing pain :hct through her body, so great that she nearly lost control of her mind. She had never believed such torture could exist. But her courage and fearlessness kept her from abandoning all hope. There was only one bandage left, and for this she reached with her right hand to stop the flow of blood. Just as she succeeded in unrolling it, a Russian staggered toward her with blood streaming from his head. “Bandages! he cried in a choking breath. Yolanda thrust the last one into his hand, and. as he ran on. sank down in a heap upon the ground. Her brave life of service was over. The next mornng in the cold, gray dawn, an ambulance driver found her, a heroic little figure with an expression of peace and happiness on her face, which was turned toward the rising sun. Tenderly he lifted her to a stretcher and took her back to the camp. Yolanda was placed in a rude coffin, which was draped with the flag of her country. Silently, one by one, with bared heads, the men filed past, taking one last look at the sweet face of the Angel of the Twenty-Third. Elizabeth Hiestand, ’18. Call of tfjc jfarm (To the fellows who answered it.) When the last cold blast of winter Breaks up in a melting thaw, And the ice goes out of the river. And the white snow-mantles withdraw; When the robin sings in the maple. And a mellow wind’s in the air. And you long to be close to nature— It’s the farm that’s calling you there. You can feel in the ground a reaction Of up-growlh that thrills through and through; You feel in the breeze an attraction— It’s the farm that’s calling you: And your feet cry out for the meadows. For a tramp in the new-plowed fields; And you long to tackle a big job Outdoors where God’s earth yields. And your whole soul yearns for the free space. And the whole world begs for its food—- And you map out a happy conclusion: A farm and real life to the good. You’re a son of your wise Mother Earth. And you’re best when you’re under her charm. Oh, you’re doing your bit—your best—your most When you hark to the call of the farm. Elmer Kruse, 71 THE SENIOR’S TOAST Here’s to the friends we leave behind. Comrades for four long years! Here’s to the Juniors, the next year's class! Give them three rousing cheers. Sophomores, too. we’ll not forget. Or Kreshies so young and shy; Here’s to the Faculty wise and great. Here's to Madison High! Die. 72 ALPHIAN Top Row—1.Milan Beck, Mildred Koch. Marion Thompson, Pearl SUJan, Helen White. Margaret Taylor. Second Row May belle Ohnhaus. Mildred Hatuen. Mary Kelly. Salome Wlnohler. Rosalind Tough. Mabel Crummey, Mildred Repllnger. First Row—Gladys Gannoa Josephine Beck. Charlotte Nyu. Marlon Hausmann. Veronica Harrington. Helen Blled, Florence Rasmussen. Frances Hlndrichs. Other members—Helen Rasmussen. Kleanore Morgan, Dorothy Rodermund, Adelaide Anderson, Mary Ahern, Bessie Slchler, Adcla'de Wilke, Eleanor Hansen. First Semester Salome Winckler Eleanor Morgan Veronica Harrington Dorothy Hodermuad Miss Wolfe OFFICERS President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Sponsor Second Semester Mildred Repllnger Helen Rasmussen Mildred Hanson Adelaide Anderson Miss Wolfe - ART CLUB 7 ' J f« Top Row-AGertrude Angcll. Howard Wright, Helen White, Erling Lunde, Lydia Stumpf, Florence Emmel. Third Row—Lftlome Winckler, Adelaide Bakken. Margaret Ellingson, Maude Johnson, Myrtle Rund. Mercedes Smith, Lucy Wilson, Marjorie ('apron, Edith Oldenburg. Josephine Hlrslg. Second Row—B.vrlena Slightam. Mildred Replinger, Irene Eislle, Lenore Cartwright, Helen Butler. Joy Morrlsson, Antoinette Wolff, Rebecca Herrington. Georgia Vanderhel, Loretta Hickey, Victoria Bulovsky. Bottom Row—Marion Flemelg. Isabelle Haenlg, Elizabeth Summers. Garnet Morrlsson. Margaret McCtine, Clarke Austin. Laura Stienle, Rose Mary Sexton. Leila FJeury. Gladys Jungblutt, Marlon Ballard. Other members—Sylvia Alexander. Lucille Archer. Margaret Bergman, Margaret Elllngson, Inez Erickson, Rlgmor Estvad, Catherine Frisch. Gretchen Gilbert, Ethel HllsenhofT, Mildred Hilsenhoff, Marietta Hippie, Isabella Hoenig, Ollie Howard. Maude Johnson, Ruth Jones, Gladys Meyers, Ruth Nelson, Hilda Olson. Alice Spensley. Ruby Spohn. Gladys Stickle. Georgia Van Derken, Carmen White. First Semester Mi hi red Replinger Garret Morrlsson Lucy Wilson Gladys Stickle Miss Oehler OFFICERS President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Sponsor Second Semester Joy Morrison Howard Wright Antoinette Wolff Helen White Miss Oehler DRAMATIC CLUB Top Row—Marvin, Brader, Conlln. Second Row—Katherine Ely, Caryl Parkinson. Oakey, Carrol. Monfried. Elsie Mess. Ethel Metz. Bottom Row—Frances Royce. Doris MncPherson, Mildred Downlo. Elizabeth Schaub. Aletha Smith. Other members—Blake. Persteln. Lacy. Trainer. Prescott. Toepleman. Pahlberg. Gertrude Harley. Morse. Anderson. Jessie Raymond. Kruse. First Semester Charles Carroll Mildred Downie Elizabeth Schaub William Oakey Miss Cooper OFFICERS President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Censor Sponsor Second Semester Charles Carroll Kathryn Ely Ethel Metz ( aryl Parkinson Vincent Conlln Miss Cooper FORUM DEBATING CLUB Top How—Hinder. Gay, Krnemers. Stumpf, Thorton, Collins. Toepleman, Blake. Knnor. Second How- Andrews, Morse, Billings, Slnaiko. Mr. Stuckert, Osmuudsen, Lamb, Perlman, Mautz, Mathison. Third Row—GUI, Van Kulcn. Reynolds, Conlln, Coxon, Bollenbeck, Jackson, Demerest. Kidder. Bottom Row—Monfrled, Holmes, Cranfleld. lillscnholT, Purcell, Nicholas. Haskins, Tuttle. Philipps. Eddy. Other members—Chermlss, Gettle, lloebel, Persteln, Gallagher, Sanders. First Semester James Brnder Merle Jackson William Collins incent Conlln Mr. Stuckert OFFICERS Second Semester President Thomas Coxon Vice-President Thomas Reynolds Secretary and Treasurer Roman Bollenbeck Censor Vincent Conlln Sponsor Mr. Stuckert o FRENCH CLUB Top Row—Mae Abaly. Ellen Dodge. Catherine Lage, Katherine Pecker, Florence Hupprich. Rachel Lcvcrentz. Janet Miller. Second Row—Borghlld Herried. Janet Breftenbarh. Mildred Bridge, Helen Stelnie, Miss Ellman. Grace Sinaiko. Katherine Tunstall. Beda Mackin. Bottom Row—Marion Whitcomb, Marjorie Mosel. Jennie Heisig. Dorothy Rodermund. Elsie Ekern, Deborah Olds. Dolly Pohle. Other members- Mildred Crump, I orraine Dunn. Gill. Kiland. Myrtle Pride, Elsbeth Rinder, Cornelia Wynne. Dexter, Gentuz, Mable Showers. Betty Thorkelson. Helen Swensen. Grace Austin. First Semester Edwina Dexter Borghild Herried Karl Gill Jennie lleisig Miss Ellman OFFICERS President Vice-President Secretary 1reasurer Sponsor Second Semester Dorothy Rodermund Elsie Ekern Betty Thorkelson Janet Brictenbach Miss Ellman GERMAN CLUB Top Row—Rosina Melt, Myrtle Harbort. (iertrude Ziebarth, Irene Meek, Elsie Wlessmann. Naomi Bareis, Olive Schumann. Par man, Ruchtl, Mr. Stuckert. Margaret Voss, Dorothy Ray. Frances Helm. Colby. Bottom Row—Killian Olson, Dorothy Kroneke. Mildred Rathbun. Hannah Gibbon. Tuttle, Erestine Troemmel, Stuuipf. Esther Freund, Olive Ray. Horstmeier. Marie Burger. Edith Burns. First Semester Esther Freund Thomas Coxon Werner Ruchti Henrietta Kessnick Mr. Stuckert OFFICERS President Vice-President Secretary Treasuier Sponsor Second Semester Ernestine Troemel Eva Sommers Fordyce Tuttle Walter Stumpf Mr. Stuckert GIRLS’ DEBATING CLUB Top Row—Mildred Kepllnger. Myrtle Pride, Dorthea Kroncke, Marietta Hippie, Adelaide Anderson, Ima Winched. Second Row Doris Phillips, Mabel Crummey. Frances Hippie, Edna Walter. Florence Bently, Alice Outhouse, Gladys Haskins. Bottom Row Helen Haswell. Genevieve Hicks, Grace Nichols. Helene Blled, Miss Spence. Eleanor Shearer, Gretchen Kroncke. Lucille Huggins. Beds Mackin. Other Members—Katherine Shearer. First Semester Adelaide Anderson Helene Blied Doris Phillips Grace Nichols Miss Spence OFFICERS President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Sponsor Second Semester Helene Blied ima Winchell Myrtle Pride Doris Phillips Miss Spence oe to HISTORY CIVICS CLUB Top Row—Tipple. Segerson. Gov. Van Kuelen. Abaly. Cooke. Albrecht. Sinaiko. Smith. Second Row—Morse, Holmes, Osee Williams, Lorine Foote. Bessie SIcTler. Margaret Hartmeyer. Pohle. Bacon. Perlman. Frame. Harmon. Bottom Row—Margaret O’N'lel. Frances Connolly. Ruth Wolcott. Anita Wilke. Hazel Connolly. Irene Shulring. Hazel Goddard. Kathryn Hobbs, Anna Olstadt, Cecilia Farley. Other members- Mary Ahern. Billings. Gallagher. Harrison. Herrled. Holmes. Hubbard. Vera Kraenier. Mary Nolan. Phillips. Roberts. Ber-thn James. Segerson. First Semester Wayne Morse Henry Perlman Ethel Roberta Hazel Connolly David Gay Miss Sell OFFICERS President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Sergeantat-Arms Sponsor Second Semester Margaret O'Neil Thomas Smith Irene Shuhring Hills Tipple Wayne Morse Miss Sell MEMBERS OF S. P. Q. R. LATIN CLUB I. Gens Vcrglllana Pater Kamillas — Henry Blake Tirza Ennor Adeline Pule Mrytle Schneider I’hcck. Orphella Hnnson. K lean Or Smith, Lucy Bateheller. Mabel Klueter, Katherine Graves. Anna Johnson, Olga Zelmet. AglMR Katon. Dorothy II. Gen Tnlllana Eleanor Sheldon -Mater Kamillas Wtgonltz. Anna Fox. Anna Sheperd. Vida Aylwnrd. Paul Burns. Dorothy O'Nell. Genevieve Cratsenberg. Bernice III. r.fn Iiilinnn Mater Kamillas Katherine Morrissey Persteln, Maurice Courtney, Agnes King. Ruth Jensen. Alice Chorlog. Ingolf Henson. Myrtle Spooner. Janet Beck. Lillian Kremers. Karl Kingston. Edward Chcrniss. Harold Fried I, Raymond IV. Gens Cornelialut Mater Fa mil las Catherine Devine Rogers, Ralph Hayes, James Kinney, Edward Kroncke. Gretchen Chorlog, Margaret Morris. Iai Nora Tucker. I.illian Connolly. Ada Purcell. Mark Kernan. Harold V. lens llomtiuna Mater Kamillas -Marion Connor Rupp. Verna Devine. Mary Sinntko. Clara Cranefleld. Harold Weiss. Archie Crowley. Elcnore Ratcliff, Horace Nichols. Grace Reilly. Elizabeth Hansen. Frieda VI. Gcus SenipronluiKi Sponsor—.Miss Wilson Mater Fa mil las — Francis Limb Brewer, Charlotte McMahon, Gem Id l onovan. Joseph Mason, Elizabeth Frautschl. Walter Sanborn. Harry Anderson. Helen Kempton, Ellzahetl Huemmer, William VII. Gens (inudiann Mater Famllias -Edith Morris O’Malley, l tltla Anderson. Margaret Donovan. Ruth Nichols, Stanley Hazelwood. Clarke Slnaiko, Abe Montgomery, Ward well Sheldon. Horace VIII. (inis Pnreiann Mater Famllias -Margaret Gaffney Murphy. Agatha Stondall. Alire Underwood, l.lla Halperln. Rose Ekern. Lila O’Neil, Edward Hendrickson. Pearl Thorsen. Sidney A uchter. Frieda Rogers, Thelma IX. Gens ('Indiana Mater Kamillas -Anita Showermnn Ramsdell. Marlon Strong, Stuart Nathenson, Rose Haskins, Winfield Klndschl, Rosanna Hicstano, William Marsh. Muriel Schmitz. Gilhert Frearer, Henry X. Gens KcrgiaiM Pater Kamillas— Charles Peinarest Conlee, Courtland Austerman. I.aura Flynn. Ellen Slmratt, Violet Hippie, Frances Weld man. Sam Breltenharh, Florence Rentschler, George MADISON HIGH SCHOOL LITERARY SOCIETY Top Row-Works, Breuch, Toepfer, Lacey, Mr. Slocum. Ay 1 ward. Sharp. Oakey, Hobbins. Second Row—Cooke. Burgenson, Sexton. Reinking, Hull. Tledeman, Brader. Frautschl, Wiedman. Bottom Row—Sanborn. Miller. Hausmunn, Aylward, Meng, Carroll, Higgins, Donovan. Other members—Joy Cuunlngham. First Semester Artiiur Aylward Joseph Sexton Carl Hausmann Joy Cunningham OFFICERS President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Second Semester Perry Hull Ralph Gill John Reinking Leonard Tiedemau NAUTILUS Top How—Catherine Ely, Pauline Bodensteln. Margaret Conklin. Katherine Tunstall. Elizabeth Conklin, Ima Winchell. Third How Alice Stondall, Marion Connor. Janet Miller. Caryl Parkinson. Andrea Kiland. Lorraine Dunn, Catherine Kleuter. Second How—Eleanor Sheldon, Hachel Haswell, Janet Brletenbach, E lwlna Dexter, Borghlld Herrled, Gertrude Harley. Elizabeth Kemp-ton. Helen llaswell. Edith Morris. First Row—Mary Riley. Betty Thorkelson. Elizabeth Mason. Anna Fox. Dorothy Sumner. Mildred Bridge. Helen Spinney, Elizabeth Riley. Qtkc) • «.«. ■ Urvv U«-� o. ' •� •� Hi%lh 7) w� « � • OFFICERS First Semester .vmlrea Kiland Edwina Dexter Borghlld Herrled Katherine Ely Miss Taylor President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Sponsor Second Semester Dorothy Sumner Eleanor Sheldon ima Winchell Pauline Bodensteln Miss Taylor 7T ONOWA Top Row—Elza Prien, Letita O’Malley, Margaret Drews, Catherine Pe;ker, Esther Schllmgen, Marguerite O'Neil, Florence Emmel. Josephine Hirslg. Isabelle Wlnterbolham, Dorothy Swenson, Edith Oldenburg. Second Row—Mildred Johnson. Rigmor Estvad, Florence Kohn, Jennlellelslg, Hazel Horstmeyer. Dorothy Eaton. Helen Oscar. Mary Devine, Veda Shepard. Marion Whitcomb. Frances Lewis. Bottom Row—Anita Showerman. Ethel Metz. Kathryn Winter. Ruth Jones. Doris Phillips. Laura Heim. Hazel Coddard. Mabel Batcheler. Frances Royce. Frances Helm, Frances Hippie. Other members—Marlon Carroll. Grace Nichols. OFFICERS First Semester Laura Heim Jennie Heisig Lithel Metz Grace Nichols Miss Groves President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Sponsor Second Semester Doris Phillips Margaret O'Neil Dorothy Eaton Mildred Johnson Miss Groves PHILOMATHIA Top Row—Elsbeth Hinder, Mary Purcell, Charlotte Bremer, Nan Hunt. Mina Myrland. Antoinette Wolff, Mae Abaly. Violet Sharratt. Second Row—Elizabeth Hlestand, Marjorie Mosel, Irene Schubring, Catherine Devine, Edna Rothnick, I .a Nora Morris, Frances Wieden-beck, Oretcben Gilbert. Helen Blake. First Row—Rose Mary Sexton. Virginia Warner, Doris McPherson, Marlon Fleming, Mildred Downle. Elsie Ekern. Gretchen Fauerbach. Lila Ekern. Grace Austin. Other members—Gladys Meyers, Mary Nolan. Mildred Olsen. Abigail Roberts, Ethel Roberts. Elizabeth Schaub. Helen Swensen. Meta Voss. First Semester Catherine Devine Elsie Ekern Abigail Roberts Antoinette Wolff Miss Engelhardt OFFICERS President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Sponsor Second Semester Mildred Downle Edna Rothnick Charlotte Bremer Elizabeth Heistand Miss Engelhard! GIRLS GLEE CLUB First Row—Francos Spohn. Minnie MeFadden, Lila Cnderwood. Charlotte Snell, Dorothy Packman. Ryrena Slightam. Florence Kohn. Elsie Hess. Second Row—Agnes Ellestad. Vandelline, Thelma Rogers. Meta Voss. Ruth Rogers. Lucy Wilson. Esther Freund. Anna Graves. Marlon Gruen. Bottom Row—Elizabeth Coleman. Ollie Howard. Monona Hoover. Hazel Alborg, Cora Moore. Arlott Torgerson, Lillian Tucker. Ruth Donovan. Ethel Genskc. Leila Morrisson. Other members—Frances Helm. Aletha Smith. Harriet Adley. Helen Hnswell. Carol Hubbard. WAR RELIEF CLUB Top Row—Myrtle Hoyt, Marguerite Wldmann, Edith Bruns. Myrtle Koffsh insky. Lorien Jacobson. Second Row -Arlene Welsch. Gladys Utter, Anna Gussman. Quez Erickson, Miss Rice, Idla Wolff, Elizabeth Coster, Marie Pfister. Bottom Row—Virginia Warner. Thelma Melaas. Marie McKenna. Josephine Riley. Garnet Morrlsson. Alice Markin, Margaret Townley. Other members—Laura A us ter man. Verna Rupp. Rena Scott. Mary O'Malley. Leona Ward. Marjorie Marble. Laura Stelnle. Florence Smith. Ruby Spohn. Roberta Rothnick. Hilda Christianson. Margaret Bergman, Regina Bergan. Helen Cervis. Josephine Riley. Ruth Barlow. Elsie Wiesman. Club organized Second Semester. OFFICERS Second Semester President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Sponsor Alice Mackin Edith Burns Anna Gussman I,aura Austerman Miss I. Rice M. H. S. ORCHESTRA ORCHESTRA First Violin Robert Eddy War dwell Montgomery Lynn Spring Charles Gallagher Henry Perlman Harold Colby Helen Humiston Second Violin Willard Saunder Harold Lund Henry Tearer Ada l everenz Gertrude Kasdin Dorothy Eaton Harold Horstmeyer Viola Clarence Albright Bass Violin Howard Erickson Clarinet Clement Honeycomb Cornet Alvina Michals Helen White Horace Ratcliffc Walter Frautchi Baritone Fordycc Tuttle Drums Carl Glunz ’Cello Samuel Weidman Piano Esther Schlimgen Leader—Miss Mcnaul ; i EAGER HEART CAST EAGER HEART: A CHRISTMAS MYSTERY PLAY By A. M. Buckton Cast of Characters Eager Heart--------------------------------------------- Eager Fame, sister of Eager Heart----------------------- Eager Sense, sister of Eager Heart---------------------- A poor and Nameless family------------------------------ Three shepherds and a young man I hrec Kings Choir of Angels Prologue______ First Violin... Second Violin Viola_________ •Cello________ Soprano_______ Alto__________ Tenor_________ Bass---------- ____Adelaide Anderson ________Andrea Kiland ______Jessie Raymond Eleanor Sheldon 1 Philip Trainor William Collins J Victor Miller Thomas Coxon Wayne Morse James Brader Vincent Conlin Donald Marvin f Ethel Metz j Abigail Roberts Matilda Keenan - -j Anita Showerman Marion Whitcomb I Ruth Jones Katherine Klueter _____Caryl Parkinson ) Robert Eddy 1 Lynn Spring 1 Genevieve Hicks i Harold Colby _____Clarence Albright ____Samuel Weidman Anna Groves _■! Rignor Estvad Alvina Michals j Esther F reund i Thelma Rogers Wardwell Montgomery Arthur Van Veltzer i Paul Eschweiler Alto Solos j Frances Heim ) Dorothy Kropf TWELFTH NIGHT Cast of Characters Orsino. Duke of Illyria----------------------------- Sebastian, brother to Viola------------------------- Antonio, a sea captain------------------------------ Roberto, a sea captain------------------------------ Curio Valentine Gentlemen attending on the Duke_____________________ Sir Toby Belch______________________________________ Sir Andrew Aguecheek-------------------------------- Malvolio. steward to Olivia_________________________ Fabian---------------------------------------------- Fcste, a clown______________________________________ Friar----------------------------------------------- Olivia______________________________________________ Viola----------------------------------------------- Maria_______________________________________________ First Officer_______________________________________ Second Officer______________________________________ Stage Manager_______________________________________ ..William Collins 3 _____Elmer Kruse A ___Philip Trainor � Leander Ferguson F rancis Bacon 1 I Henry Blake 7 —Vincent Conlir. C -----Don Marvin ----James Brader 3 .Charles Demarestf -----Aletha Smith if ______Ralph Gill . Caryl Parkinson — Andrea Kiland t( .Mildred Downie I £ ----Ernest Barnes 1 ..Gilbert Hoffman ___Charles Carroll I 5 !� l --------1---- -----3-------3--------------1----7=---------3-------7------ Winners of Boys’ Reading Contest Winners of Girls Reading Contest INTER-CLASS READING CONTEST April 4. 1918 Freshman Helen Anderson—Enoch Arden Maurice Perstein—Herve Riel 3 Sophomore I- ranees Royce—Gerant and Enid 3 Harvey Dahlberg—The Ballad of East and West 3 Junior Mildred Downie—Mandalay A Henry Klos—The Hell-Gate of Soissons f Senior Mary Belle Morgan—Garden Scene from Maude” Donald Marvin—Fight Winners Frances Royce. Donald Marvin SPREADING THE NEWS An Irish Farce by Lady Gregory. Bartley ballon--------- Mrs. Fallon------------ Jack Smith_____________ Shaun Early------------ Tim Casey-------------- lames Ryan_____________ Mrs. Tully_____________ Mrs. Tarpey------------ A policeman____________ A removable magistrate ___Vincent Conlin _____Catherine Ely Edwin Toepelman ___Charles Carroll ___1 hornas Coxon .Courtland Conlce ..Dorothy Prescott ---Marion Carroll --------Henry Klos Roman Boilenbeck 05 SOCIAL LIFE “ ’Tis smiles nol tears will win this war. The question which confronted the Social Committee when the social season of this year opened was, Shall we carry on the social events as in other years, or ought we give up such frivolities? The timely remembrance of the thought in the above quotation, however, pointed out that pursuance of the latter policy would be a mistake. The event which formally or rather informally opened the season was the Freshman Frolic. It should rather have been called the Senior Frolic, for according to some of the mothers who acted as chaperones it was hard to distinguish between the Senior and the Freshman. The patriotic committee in charge aided Uncle Sam and the Allies by making this occasion a whcatless one and serving pop-corn and all-day suckers. Following swiftly on the heels of the Frolic came the all-school Red Cross matinee dance where everyone danced with a vim for the good of the cause and the forty dollars made for the Red Cross. Then came November thirtieth and the long-lo-be-remcmbered Halloween party. Shall we ever forget the murky darkness, the spectral ghost, the shadow pictures, or the refreshments in the form of whcatless doughnuts? The Christmas play, which took the place of the usual Christmas party, came next. It can only be spoken of with reverence and in a hushed voice, for it portrayed for us the love and sacrifice which form the very essence of the Christmas spirit. The All-Club supper and dance this year far surpassed its predecessors. The supper which was served in the beautiful capitol cafe and the patriotic toasts which followed will long make this occasion a memorable one. At frequent intervals between the larger social functions came the much-enjoyed matinee dances where, to the tunc of over-done ragtime and the scraping of many feet, for ten cents one could for an hour and a half forget the monotony of school life. And now in joyous anticipation we are looking forward to the Senior Supper and Commencement Dance. When they are over and the last echoing footstep has died away, we may well say that this has been one of the most enjoyable years of our High School career and that we have in our small way done our duty toward our country by making it so in order to keep smiling. Gladys M. Haskins. ’18. THE MATINEE DANCE A big, black-lettered poster pinned to the bulletin board announced to the eager high school world that the Juniors and Seniors would trip the light fantastic on the gym Boor at 3:45, Friday afternoon. Exclamations of joyful surprise sounded the full length of the corridor as the news spread. After interminable hours of waiting—hours which a few conscientious students put into study, hours which the majority put into decorating fantastical programs, at last—at last the 3:30 bell jangled—the bell of freedom!! A general stampede ensued in the halls during the next fifteen minutes—time advantageously spent. May I have the fifth? eagerly. Oh! I'm so-o sorry but I just gave it away. nonchantly. In whispered tone, Heavens. I’m glad I did! He may be all right, but he certainly isn’t overly patriotic. —the boy was a great corn-producer. Ah, music floats upward. Thompson is tuning-up in the gym. Ears are pricked, and then suddenly, as if struck by a whistling cyclone, the upper corridors are bare and lone. T hey seem to cry out in their unaccustomed solitude. But below, all is merriment and music. The gay dancers dip and careen in the center of the floor; a group of bashful, well-meaning lads array themselves along the wall nearest the door—it may typify ’escape’ to them: and opposite them, standing in an uneasy group, are the everpresent wall-flowers. Don’t blame them, dear reader; it is all caused by the lack of Lochinvar traits in the before-mentioned group of lusty youths. It was ever thus! In the open door-way overlooking the gym are crowded a dozen envious Sophs who propose to see all they can before the inevitable closing of the door by the smiling but firm Mr. Hollatz. What a shame! Their amusement was so harmless. Crash—Bang!! The first dance is over, and the laughing, chatting couples move to the edges of the floor. Some find camp-chairs upon which they settle rather fearfully —those chairs have been known to collapse, you know.—while others perch upon the yellow tiers of the bleachers. The afternoon sun shines in upon the scene and smiles to himself. My.” thinks he. how foolish is humanity to waste its time in such manner;’’ and his smile becomes more broad and benign. The revelling students now begin to notice, for the first time, that his smile while pleasant is almost too warm and hospitable. However, this slight annoyance does not in the least deter them from their courses and they go madly on. forgetful of all else except their own impulsive pleasure. But. you know, every glad thing must come to an end sooner or later; and so it is with a mere Matinee Dance. The music bursts forth in one final blare of sound—there is a hurrying to and fro in search of partners, for everyone wishes to utilize to the fullest extent this last one— On Wisconsin. Countless feet hurry along with the music, the last crescendo is reached, and all action ceases with a beat on the drum—‘tat! t-tat-tat!’ With a vast sigh of regret, all turn towards the door. But what, you say. of the shy group of masculinity adorning the wall adjacent to the doorway? They have slipped out, mercifully unnoticed, durin® the last dance. Silence—the gym is left alone—alone, with nothing but its memories to comfort the long, black hours of the night,—the ghost of a bright smile, the tap of a dainty foot upon its well-worn floor. LORRAINE DUNN. !� 8 THRIFT STAMP BOOTH—M. H. S. SPECIAL SALE OF THRIFT STAMPS AT THE MADISON HIGH SCHOOL Sale began April 30 Sale to conclude May 29 Place of sale: Booth—Main corridor Salesmen: Uncle Sam. Columbia. A soldier, a Red Cross Nurse, a Farmer, a Farmerette, and ether well known persons Sales up to May 23: $3,509.19 NOTABLE SPEAKERS AT THE HIGH SC HOOL DURING THE YEAR Hon. W. G. McAdoo—Secretary of Treasury Dr. Charles McCarthy—Member of U. S. Food Commission Professor Clark—American School in Rome Professor Schofield—Harvard University Mrs. Honore Willsie—Editor of ■'Delineator ' Professor Arnold B. Hall—University of Wisconsin Governor Philipp—Madison. Wisconsin Mrs. Julia Taft Bayne—Iowa Miss Fell—Official lecturer on war activities. England Vachel Lindsay—American poet Sergeant Desmond—Canadian Over-Sea Forces Dean Matthew's—University of Wisconsin !K) SOME OF OUR HONOR ROLL— M. H. S. BOYS IN THE SERVICE Ben Gurney Frederick Courtney Wallace Loftsgordon Ivan McCranner George Harris George Edie Victor Miller Harry Bundy John I hoinpson H o IN THE TRENCHES ON THE FARM George Barlow Percy Flick Victor Malleyam Richard Barry Carl J. Gabbei Earl Osmundson Clifford Baxter Chester Gill Orville Osmundson Glenn Baxter Earl Gill Howard Rasmussen George Beale Hendrick Gregg Curtis Shantz Robert Bondi Raymond Griffiths Raymond Shantz Clarence Bruns Raymond Hilsenhoff Gerald Shaw Harold Carpenter William Huemmer Walter Stumpf Joy Cunningham Kermit Kamm James Thompson Everett Day James Lacey Elies Tipple Carlisle Dietrich Wesley Lallier Holger Toftoy George Doerfer Erling Lunde Sheldon Wolfe Morris Druliner Eugene McCabe John Waddell Harold Duckert James McCormick Albert Watcrfield Giles FJIestad John Murphy Francis Zink Trehane Ennor James Van Wager 101 MADISON-JANESVILLE—BELOIT TRIANGLE Lamb, Marvin. Mr. Slocum. Hollenbeck. Collins. Coxon. Other Members—Thomas Reynolds. MADISON—STOUGHTON—EDGERTON TRIANGLE Top Row: Avhvard. .Mr. Slocum. Blake. Bottom Row: Sharp. Morse. Gottle, Hull. INTERSCHOLASTIC DEBATING Interscholastic debating in the Madison High School reached the zenith of its success this year. Madison's first scries of debates came in the nature of a dual affair. The first debate was with Beloit, the second with Janesville. On February 27, William Collins, Donald Marvin, and Thomas Coxon convinced the judges at Beloit that the federal government should not own and operate inter-state railroads, winning a unanimous decision. Madison’s affirmative team. Frances Lamb. Thomas Reynolds, and Roman Bollenbeck, meeting Beloit's negative trio the same afternoon, proved that the question could be successfully reversed. Here Madison also won. two to one. On March 4 the Janesville aggregation, reputed the strongest in the state, argued the same question with Madson’s affirmative team. Lamb. Reynolds. Bollenbeck. Incidentally, Madison received the first defeat of the season, two to one. The next day. however, the same powerful Janesville aggregation met with difficulty in the form of Madison’s negative trio, Collins, Marvin, and Coxon. I his team, in addition to maintaining a perfect record for the season, avenged Madison’s first defeat by another unanimous victory. On April 1 5. Madison engaged in the last scries of debates, a triangular with Stoughton and Edgerton on the legality of strikes and lockouts. Madison’s negative. Hull, Blake, and Gettle. debating at Edgerton. despite a valiant fight, were unfortunate in losing unanimously. But again Madison came back strong and wound up the season in a blaze of glory, for on the same day our affirmative team, Aylward. Sharp, and Morse, righted matters by a unanimous victory over Stoughton. Not in many years has Madison won four out of six debates, winning unanimously in three of them. 103 AN HONOR ROLL Valedictorian __ __ _ Ima Winchell Salutatorian . __ Thomas Coxon Ivy Day Orator — __ _ Arthur Alyward Class Historian Class Prophet _ Vincent Conlin Advice to Juniors. THE SCHOLASTIC HONOR ROLL . _ 94 Conlin, Vincent . _ 91 Coxon, Thomas _ 94 Fauerbach, Gretchen.. .. . 91 _ 93.8 Rasmussen, Florence.- 91 Heim. Laura 93.3 Thompson, John. . . 91 Salter, Lucille - - 93 Herreid, Borghild 91 93 Sheldon, Eleanor 90.8 93 Ekcrn, Elsie. __ __ _ _ 90.6 Winchell, Ima _ 92.7 Morrissey, Katherine __ 90.3 Parkinson, Caryl 92.2 Hoffman, Gilbert _ 90 92 O’Neil, Margaret 90 . 92 Pride, Myrtle. 90 92 Rasmussen, Helen. . _ 90 Gibbon, Hannah 91.3 Shearer, Eleanor _ . 90 Bates, Bartlett 91 Von Toernc, Augusta 90 Marvin, Donald 91 lot THE ATHLETIC BOARD The Athletic Board this year was composed of seven members; four teachers, appointed by the Principal and three student managers elected by the boys of the student body. The faculty members were Mr. Crispin, chairman; Mr. Graven. Mr. Teter, and Mr. Walker. The student managers were Leon Lundburg. football manager; Thomas Reynolds, basketball manager; and Gordon Gay, track manager. Although the board is a comparatively new body, it accomplished many things this year. For the first time in several years the football season was a marked success. Enough money was cleared to equip our boys with new suits. It has been a long cherished desire of the students to have an appropriate trophy case in our halls. This year the board provided for one. In an effort to work up enthusiasm and bring out candidates for the track team, the board has made plans to hold a handicap Inter-Class track meet. This will be something new in our High School Athletics and will mean much toward securing a good track team. The work of the board has been highly successful, and has set a standard for its successors. 1918 PREMIER ATHLETES Furnishing eleven men to regular Madison teams, collecting eight championships in class athletics, and holding a small multitude of other athletic honors, the class of 1918 is undoubtedly the greatest athletic class that has been in Madison High for years. No other class in the history of the school has accumulated so many class honors, and there is some doubt if any other class ever had eleven M men competing for it. When the class of 1918 entered school, it at once evinced a mania for securing championships, winning the baseball flag in its Freshman year. Sophomore term saw first places coming from basketball and track, while basketball, track, and baseball were all annexed in its Junior year. This season the football and basketball championship were added to the alicady long list of laurels. When this book went to press, the outcome of baseball and track had not yet been announced. SENIOR “M MEN Reynolds Basketball Manager Brader Football Tenney Basketball GUI Football Basketball Schwenker Track K1 lest ad Football Shaugbnesay Football Hrumm Football Basketball Mathison Basketball Lundberg Football Manager 107 TO COACH CRISPIN To our former coach and instructor, Mr. G. A. Crispin, the Madison High School sends best wishes for success in the work which he has been called to do for our country. The football teams he developed in our high school were teams to be proud of. Although his elevens did not capture any great honors, his teams were always up in the running, making a strong bid for first honors. Working under the most adverse conditions, he tried hard to turn out teams of the caliber that in former years competed in track for Madison; but here his efforts could not be turned into success, and mediocre teams had to satisfy him. But his basketball teams met with success. Introducing an almost impregnable defense which simply baffled all opponents, he was able almost always to win victory through his Yellow and Black quintets. His efforts were rewarded this year, when after a hard struggle, the state championship came to our school. Although he was called into service before the team finished the season, the instructions which he had drilled into the team beforehand, and the rules he had laid down kept the state champs in perfect condition until a successor was found to take charge of the team, and pilot them through to victory. Mr. Crispin will always have our best wishes for good fortune and happiness. Coacii Crispin ids base CLASS BASEBALL 1917 Although the class teams had to wade two or three miles before reaching the baseball grounds, an interest in the league was evinced by every class entered, from the very start. The teams, playing under poor facilities, managed to round into shape in a short while; and some interesting contests were held before the Class of 1918 captured the championship. I he Juniors defended their claim to the title magnificently, and, although the Seniors and Sophomores tried hard to dislodge the third year team from first place, the Juniors annexed the championship. I he I-reshmen lost interest in the league after four or five appearances and finally withdrew, forfeiting the remainder of their schedule. Coach Blied handled the teams in fine style and before the season ended had developed some big league material from a group of green players. THE STANDINGS Won 1-OSt Per Cent Juniors . 7 0 1.000 Seniors ..... 5 2 .714 Sophomores 2 5 .285 Freshmen 0 7 .000 Hi'.i TRACK 1917 With a squad of twenty men. only one of whom was an M” man of the previous season. Coach Crispin began track work early in the year with hopes of rounding a team into shape for the initial meet at Beloit. But a continual decrease occurred in the squad until about only ten men remained to try for places on the team. When time for the Beloit meet arrived, only five men on the squad were able to quality; consequently, Madison's points collected there were very few. Strenuous work was put in for the next week, so that some new names might he added to the small list of men carrying the colors of the school. The work was rewarded by the addition of two new men and also by some added strength which the team displayed in the State meet. I he team managed to collect enough points to give them eighth place, which was considerably belter than was expected of the green material entered. Class track proved more interesting than regular work, and some likely looking cinder artists were developed in a night. When the class affair was held, the class of 1918 added another championship to its list; and. although the Sophomores offered stubborn resistance, the Juniors came out ahead. FOOTBALL 1917 With a record of six games won. one tied, and one lost- a series of gridiron perlorm-anccs which gave it as good a claim to the stale championship as any team in Wisconsin — Madison High’s 1917 football eleven must be given rating as one of the greatest teams in the history of the school. I he cl low and Black went through the season without being beaten by a state team. tin the championship Rockfoid. 111., Eleven being the only one to out-score Madison. Milwaukee West tied Madison in (he Yellow and black's second game of the season, but I is doubtful whether the Red and White could have accomplished the feat later in the season. In her 1917 season. Madison scored a total of 238 points against her apponents’ 23 markers. Madison was the first team to cross Rockford’s goal line in two seasons. 1 he Illinois boys garnered 16 of the 23 points registered against the 'fellow and black. Stoughton being the only state team scoring on Madison. We started the season with prospects of a losing team as only three 1916 regulars were listed among the men returning. With a number of likely looking candidates to work with, however. Coach Crispin soon had a team whipped into shape which resembled the varsity in spirit, but a grade school team in si e. 1 he team picked was •net by the alumni in a practice game which resulted in a I 2 to 0 victory for the old stars. I he first scheduled game of the year came with Stoughton on October 6, when, with bitter thoughts of its I 2 to 0 defeat of the previous season, our team, accompanied by 200 rooters, invaded the enemy’s city and brought home a 32 to 7 victory. The following Saturday. October I 3. we traveled to Milwaukee and there met West Division, champions of the Cream City, who, with a heavier team, held us to a scoreless tie. It surely was a grand spectacle to see 1200 loyal students assembled at Camp Randall, October 20. to see their team defeat Portage 39 to 0. We won handily; but through our hard and fast playing we lost the services of Brumm. our star center, until almost the close of the season. Richland Center proved to be a hard nut to crack, but we hung up a I 2 to 0 win over them when we met the upstaters at Richland Center on October 27. Sand burrs, mud. a wet ball, and a slanting field were obstacles we had to overcome; but sugar on eggs, according to Dick, put the finishing touches on a victory. Beloit was our next foe. and before we left the Line City a 43 to 0 score was hanging to our fast growing list of victories. Red'' and Gordy proved too much for the Beloit bunch; and they, together with the rest of the fellows, broke the tie jinx which Beloit held over us. I'ond du 1-ac came down to see Wisconsin play Ohio State, but they furnished a little amusement in the forenoon, losing to us 83 to 0. Our team, camouflaged by a thick fog at the start, swept the northern eleven off its feet by a startling attack; and had not their entire squad been used in the contest, the score would have passed the century mark. The game of all games was played the following Saturday. November I 7. Accompanied by 60 rooters, the team journeyed to Rockford to battle an eleven boasting of the championship of Illinois, and coached by Frank Winters, former Yellow and Black mentor. Camp Grant presented a pleasant scene to them in the morning, but the sight of Rockford’s team gave them the chills in the afternoon. When we lined up against Winter’s team our players looked like eleven Davids beside a like number of Goliaths. The Illinois team outplayed us the first half and scored 9 points, enough to win by. 1 he second half was all Madison's, and. although Rockford scored once more, our team accomplished something other schools had not been able to do. Madison crossed Rockford’s goal line, the first time that feat had been accomplished in two years. I he team fought hard every moment of the game and. although we lost 16 to 7. the victory was in doubt until the last minute. We ended the season with a 20 to 0 win over Eau Claire at Camp Randall. The affair was marred by rough playing throughout; but. although we were minus the services of three regulars who had been dropjred a few days before the game because of low-standings. we outplayed our northern friends in every department. And so. to summarize the season’s work, one short phrase will tell all. We were the best in the state.” Four men must be given credit for the team’s success. Coach Crispin. Principal Wra- 111 betz. Manager Lundberg, and Marlin, the janitor, are the men sharing the honor of bringing the leam through a successful yeai. Each one worked either with the team or for the team and the first two especially should be gi cn plenty of praise, for their efforts were rightfully rewarded by a winning eleven. Ralph Gill. ’18. Name Position Age Weight Experience Nickname Rodney Shaughnessy RE 19 150 2 Heinie Lester Danson LE 18 147 2 Lefty James Brader RT 17 175 2 Jimmie” Lane Emery LT 19 160 1 Lane Ralph Schlict RG 19 165 1 Snooks Richard Barry LG 19 165 1 Dick Reman Brumm C 19 160 2 Kibo Ralph Gill QB 17 150 2 Moose Gordon Gay LH 17 145 3 Gordy William Maher RH IS 145 2 Red John Riley Sub QB or H 16 148 1 Johnie” Harry Schwenker Sub G or FB 19 162 1 I oots Robert Jaquish Sub RH 18 147 1 Bob Oscar Teckemeyer Sub c 14 155 1 Tcck I hemas Smith Sub RE 18 140 1 ” I ommie Giles Ellestead Manager Leon Lundberg Sub G 19 143 2 Giles Yum” Average weight of line. 160 lbs. Average weight of backheld. 147 lbs. Average weight of team. 153 lbs. At Stoughton ____ Milwaukee _ . Madison________ Richland Center Beloit_________ Madison _ _ . Rockford_______ Madison _ Tl IE RECORD _______-Madison, 32 ________Madison. 0 _______Madison. 5? ________Madison, 12 _______Madison. 45 _______Madison, 83 ________Madison. 7 -------Vladison. 20 Stouvhton. 7 Milwaukee. 0 Portage. 0 Richland Center. 0 Beloit. 0 Fond du Lac. 0 Rockford. 16 Eau Claire. 0 Total Points Scored by Madison—258 Total Points Scored Against Madison—23. M. H. S. FOOTBALL TEAM Red Maher ’‘Dick Barry Snooks Schltct Bill'' Collins Bob Jaquish Giles Kllestad Right Half l eft Guard Right Guard Full Rack Sub Half Sub Guard Coach Crispin Tommy Smith Jimmie” llrader Leon Lundhcrg Sub End Right Tacku- Manager Ileinie Shaughnessy Lane Emery Oscar Teckemeyer Right End Left Tuckle Sub Center Toots Schwenker Lefty Hanson Klbo Brumm “Skinny Gill ‘Johnnie Riley Gordie Guy Sub Guard or Full Bark Left End Center Quarterback Sub Half Left Half IIS CLASS FOOTBALL Few candidates responded to Coach Barry's first call for practice, and full teams did not appear in suits until the afternoon of the first game. But, once started, the games were played in dead earnest. Every game on the long schedule was a hard fought battle. About the middle of the season Old Man Gloom appeared in the shape of a bad snow storm. In spite of this the games went on, and two were played upon a frozen, snow-covered field. Soon warm weather changed the snow-covered field into sticky, slippery inud. On this field the last few games of the season were played, and when the schedule was finally finished the famous Brittingham Gridiron looked like a section of the Handers Front. As was expected, the heavy, line plunging Senior l earn took the lead and, in spite of the efforts of the other class teams, was able to keep it. I he Seniors had a slight edge on the Juniors so that the Juniors ended with second honors. I he fast Randall team copped third place while the Freshmen and Sophomores were tied for last place. Great credit is due the plucky Freshmen, who played exceptionally good football though they were outclassed because of superior weight. At the end of the season Coach Barry picked a team of All-Class Stars who furnished some excellent scrimmage for the Regulars. Tom Reynolds, 18. Won Lost Percent Seniors_________________________________________ 6 0 1000 Juniors ______________________________________ 4 I 800 Randall_______________________________________ 2 4 333 Sophomores______________________________________ 0 3 000 Freshmen________________________________________ 0 4 000 ALL-CLASS FOOTBALL TEAM 1H “Slate Champions” was the title our 1917—18 basketball team brought to our school. Playing a brand of basketball unexcelled in any part of the state, the Yellow and Black five proved to be the best in the State of Wisconsin and were awarded the state championship at the Stevens Point tournament held March 21, 22. 23. The team went through the most successful season that a local team has enjoyed in a number of years, winning sixteen out of seventeen contests. Eau Claire was the only stumbling block; they defeated us 26 to 18 early in the season; we evened up affairs, however, by twice defeating this conqueror, once 37 to 22. and later, I 8 to 10. Stoughton fell before our attack twice, 26 to 14, and 21 to 12, while Portage was even easier, being trimmed 57 to 19 at Madison and 31 to 14 at Portage. Beloit was a much inferior team, and twice bowed down to Madison. Whitewater was easily defeated in the first home game of the year, while Richland Center lost to us in an appearance before the Teachers’ Association. Fort Atkinson, Evansville, and U. W. High all fell before the speedy drive of our team when we journeyed to Whitewater to compete in that tournament. Four of our five players were awarded births on the all-tournament team, so we reaped a few more honors. With a determination to win the state championship, the team arrived in Stevens Point full of fight and confidence. The team played the hardest schedule of any school entered, but the motto “Take them one by one held with them through the entire meet; and before the tournament was two days old. Madison was the State Champ. Mauston, Ripon, Eau Claire, and Watertown all proved easy for the glorious five before the tournament ended. In recognition of their prowess, the team brought home a wonderfully handsome shield and six gold medals. In addition to these honors, Mathison, Gill, and Tauchen were awarded places on the all state team. The Y. M. C. A. called Coach Crispin away, and while great credit belongs to Mr. Crispin for building up a strong team, too much praise cannot be given to Mr. Graven for his work at Stevens Point. His personality and ability to outguess the opponents showed up to wonderful advantage, and to him we owe a great deal for bringing to Madison the State Championship. 115 THE RECORD At Madison Opponent Stoughton________________________________Madison, 26; Stoughton. 14 Madison__________________________________Madison, 37; Whitewater. 8 Beloit___________________________________Madison, 46; Beloit, 8 Eau Claire_______________________________Madison, 18; Eau Claire, 26 Madison _________________________________Madison, 57; Portage. 19 Madison _________________________________Madison, 46; Richland Center, 8 Madison _________________________________Madison. 21; Stoughton, 12 Madison__________________________________Madison, 38; Beloit, 5 Madison__________________________________Madison, 37; Eau Claire. 22 Whitewater_______________________________Madison. 26; Fort Atkinson. I Whitewater_______________________________Madison. 33; Evansville, 5 Whitewater_______________________________Madison, 14; U. W. High, 5 Portage__________________________________Madison. 31; Portage. 14 Stevens Point____________________________Madison. 45; Mauston. 16 Stevens Point____________________________Madison. 24; Ripon, 13 Stevens Point____________________________Madison. 18; Eau Claire, 10 Stevens Point____________________________Madiscn, 27; Watertown, 17 Total points scored by Madison, 554. Total points scored against Madison. 203. A 110 WISCONSIN STATE INTERSCHOLASTIC CHAMPIONS Ole” Gunderson Skinny” (Jill .Monk Tenney Turk .Muthison Fish Tauchen Klbo Bruinm Tom Reynolds Coach Crispin Experience 3 Weight 145 Age 18 Experience 1 Weight 148 Age 18 All Slate Guard Experience 2 Weight 146 Age 18 Experience 2 Weight 168 Age 19 All State Guard Experience 2 Weight 152 Age 19 All State Forward Experience 1 Weight 155 Age 19 Manager CLASS BASKETBALL The class basketball season, although it had many drawbacks, was a decided success. The first weeks were spent in picking the four teams from the vast horde that answered Coach Barry’s call. At last the games were started. The first set of games dragged through with the Seniors and Juniors winners. When the fast Randall Quintet came to the front, things began to happen. In a hard fought game Randall succeeded in defeating the Juniors by a score of I 6 to II. Then the unexpected happened; the lowly Freshmen five defeated the Seniors in a slow, ragged game. The Randall aggregation again appeared, and returned home with the scalps of the Sophomores. School closed for two weeks because of coal shortage, and all class basketball activities had to be discontinued. When the schedule was finally rearranged and practice again started, the Randall team had disbanded. The Seniors reentered the battle with fire in their eyes and vengeance in their hearts, and the aspiring Freshmen went down to ignominious defeat before their terrible onslaught. From then on it was one victory after another for the Seniors. Juniors. Sophomores, and Freshmen were defeated in turn, and the Seniors were champions, making this the third consecutive Class Basketball Championship for the class of 1918. Tom Reynolds, 18. SENIOR CLASS—1918 BASKETBALL CHAMPIONS Standing: P. Kerwin, Sexton. F.; Collins. F.; Auby, C.: J. Kerwin. G. Sitting: Gettle, g.: Butler, G.; Shaughneasy, F.: Jaiiuiah. F.: Carrol, F. Il.s All-Class Trams Finl I cam Second Team Walsh—Randall Forward. _ _ Auby—Senior _ _ _ _ _ . Butler—Senior _ Caroll—Sophomore Welch—Sophomore Standings Seniors 5 1 833 Juniors 2 3 400 Freshmen 2 3 400 Sophomores . 1 4 200 The season this year was a most successful one. At the mention of basketball the Freshmen swarmed the gymnasium. After weeks of practicing, the Freshman squad was picked, thus making it possible for the other classmen to have a chance. In a short time all the teams were chosen. Then the tug of war commenced. With many enthusiastic rooters on the side lines, and with swift and peppy teamwork within the lines, the games progressed through the season, bringing the Seniors to the top with a clean record. The Sophomores surely played well, and justly deserved second place, thereby pushing the Juniors to third. The Freshmen must be given credit because, although they lost all their games, they lost like good sportsmen. For the first time in the history of this school, the girls will receive M. H. S. emblems this year. It takes more than a single season’s work and more than one kind of sport to win an emblem. Two sets of numerals, the result of two years of basketball, and two points, or the tennis championship and four credits are necessary to win the emblem. These points can be earned by doing Ex gymnasium work for two years, by swimming and diving, or by hiking or playing indoor baseball. T he wearer of an M. H. S. emblem. therefore, is an all around good athlete. Record Won Lost Per Cent Seniors 3 0 1,000 Sophomores 3 2 .600 Juniors 2 3 .400 Freshmen 0 5 .000 119 FRESHMAN GIRLS’ BASKETBALL TEAM Top Row: Lucy Smith: Hilda Christianson; Margaret Chorlog; Madeline Mose- ley; Muriel Marsh. First Row: Frieda Auditor; Anno Wlgonit .; Gertrude Klttleson; Ruby Hoff- man; Helen Anderson. SOPHOMORE GIRLS’ BASKETBALL TEAM Top Row: Byrnina Slightam; Frances Spohn. Second Row: Kllzabeth Browne; Lydia Stumpf: Viola Brum; Charlottte Snell. First Itow: Jenny Gregg; Frances Lewis; Agnes KUestad; Kathryn Winter; Pearl Borchert. l jn JUNIOR GIRLS BASKETBALL TEAM Top Row: Rosella Lockner; Lila I'nderwood; Margaret Conklin: Margaret Muel- ler: Sylvia Alexander. Bottom Row: Gertrude Harley: Veronica Harrington: Betty Thorkelson. cap- tain; Florence Hupprlch: Edna Rothnirk. SENIOR GIRLS’ BASKETBALL TEAM—1918 CHAMPS Top Row. Victoria Bulovsky; Katherine Ely; Miss B us: Lorraine Birong: Ima Wlnchell. Bottom Row: Grace Sinaiko; Dorothy Packman: Edwfna Dexter. «• 122 FACULTY PAGE Miss Moseley Mr. Milliren Miss Volkman— Miss Zeis Mr. Strong Miss Spence Miss B a i I e y— Miss Preuss Miss R. Rice Miss Edwards Miss Glenz—Miss Tormey—Miss Miss Young Mr. Grave n— Miss M. Hargrave Miss Wilson Mr. Tettr Miss Sutherland Valedictorian. Salutatorian. Girls who beat Forum. Girls who beat Lit. Senior Class Officers—First Semester. l orum victors over Lit. Senior Class Officers —Second Semester. forum debaters versus girls. Winners of the Ffonor E m-blem. 12U THE NEW FAD Andrea Kiland had lost her pen. She knew not how, she knew not when! Some one has stolen my fountain pen.” Said Andrea Kiland. She scanned the floor, she scanned the seat. Even made people remove their feet. My fountain pen you shall not keep. Said Andrea Kiland. The students laughed aloud to see Andrea down on bended knee; Since you won't find my pen for me,' Said Andrea Kiland. A little later, the maiden sat Absorbed in taming a Virgil cat; A mouse I feel inside my spat, Said Andrea Kiland. On reaching down, the maiden found Her pen all snug and safe and sound. I’ve started the latest fad in town,” Said Andrea Kiland. FAMILIAR SAYINGS OR REMARKABLE REMARKS Jim Brader: I hate to hear a woman talk. Laura Heim; Well, you see, it’s this way— Paul Tenney: I’m just crazy about dancing. Charles Lewis: I like nothing better than hard manual labor! Ima Winchell: Well, I don’t think I can. Lcander Ferguson: I just love farm life. Glayds Haskins: I’m too busy now. John Riley: I’ll say so. Jessie Raymond: The lady upstairs— Vinnie Conlin: Where do you get that stuff? Ml I' reshman Class, defining words. I I Pupil: Solitary means single. ( leachcr: Is that right, Mary? JC jP Mary, doubtfully: I don’t know. I’m single, but I'm not solitary. 1918 STYLE SHOW Girls to the Aud. ’ read the sign on the board. Girl filed in slowly, visibly bored. A talk on their clothing, they knew it would be. It’s always the same,—they’d learned that, you see. First came a short talk on silk crepe-de-chicn. T hen came the models—short, fat. and lean. Thev showed off the clothes exceedingly well. And posed thus, and thus, each for a short spell; And as the last suit disappeared from their sight. They applauded quite loudly and with all their might. For besides the delight of the fashion show. Here was something worth while which the boys didn't know! Dunnie.” 127 Bill and the future estate. Nothing but a tree between them. “Chubby Harry, the circus guy. M M Express. Smile, smile, smile. Ready to be dippy. Rodney in his Sundae suit. Shall we scalp her? 128 Why. Elsbeth! FAREWELL TO MISS ZEIS’ ENGLISH VIII Farewell, Odessa; Sadly do we leave The circle of thy intellectual light. Where Laura. Arthur. Andrea, held forth On true love, and the whyness of the which. We miss the steady, buzzing monotone Of those who, less enlightened than the rest. Discussed the latest movie, or the war. Or anything to pass away the t’me Until the bell shall ring. We think with tears Upon thy elocutionary skill. And call to mind the eloquence with which We learned to gabble Wordsworth’s Daffodils.” O, those were happy days! I o hear the chirp Of Laura Heim’s sweet voice, to see the light Of knowledge-seeking shining from her eyes, To realize that, no matter what she said. Her mark for the semester would be Ex. All these, and more, are things that make us sigh. And wish that we were back in 117, Catching the pearls that fell from Laura's lips. Hearing her voice run on like Tennyson’s brook, Wishing we had her graft, but all in vain. TWO EASTER BONNETS Long years ago Samantha Ann Received a hat of lovely tan. From Paris halls of f ashion came This hat to please that dainty dame. It was a stylish Easter bonnet With feathers, bows, and ribbons on it. With fluting, flowers, shirring, laces, This bonnet showed its Frenchy graces. And Easter saw in church this hat: All eyes were where the owner sat. Her father with paternal pride Gazed at the daughter by his side. He’d paid ten dollars for that hat. And made his pockctbook quite flat. But after all he thought it paid To have a hat in Paris made. The Easter bonnet worn this spring By Shirley Lee was quite the thing. Of shining black, ’twas plain and small. With drooping brim and crown quite tall. She sat at Easter in the pew. Beside her dad who never knew That she had fifty dollars paid For that, e’en though 'twas Yankee-made. Alice Mackin. ’20. The only human octopus. Give you leave. He’s late. Kate and her usual grin. O my! how fetching. Love II—games. Waiting for Bartlett’s long trousers. I his should be I rudy”. Bud! Katherine showi n g her artistic temperament. Splash! 130 “THE PRINCESS (CAFE) (Apologies to Lord 1 ennyson) You lag into that barren hall, Hang your hat upon the wall. Call the waitress—and call—and call! But—what’s the use? Finally she enters—brings you some grub. Meat and beans, and—maybe—a spud! You try to eat it, it tastes like mud -But—what's the use? Again she enters, hands you some pic. You examine it closely with wary eye— You masticate thoroughly, think you will die! But—what's the use? You rise from your scat with an awful ache. Jam your hat on with a fierceness that’s fake. Pay thirty cents, an awful kick make. But—what’s the use? TO RED MAHER Oh. believe me if all that charming red hair Which I gazed on so fondly today. Were to fall out tomorrow and leave your head bare Like a fairy gift fading away. Thou wouldst still be adored. As this moment thou art. Let thy auburn locks fall as they will; And thy dome, altho bald as William J. Bryan’s Would be charming enough for me still. Leandcr Ferguscn: Oh! Hello, Tuesday! Vinnie Conlin: What are you calling me I uesday for? 1zander: Oh. because you’re so meatless. FOUND—A WONDER! Art: Can you do anything that no one else can do? Paul: I should say so! Read my own writing! Anna Graves (translating Caesar) : He drew up a triple line of battle consisting of his veterinary legions. You’re right, Percy. P. W. S. We teachers are a fast lot. Unrequited affection! Now, they’re happy! Can he really work? Here’s a peanut, little monkey. Rivals! I he end of a perfect day! Ernest! That eyes, those hair! Soldiers t h r e e,— maybe. Look out for your life! Farmer girl. Cutic. Whoa, boy! Proving Dar w i n’s theory. She’s posing for this picture. TARDY We saw him oft before As he passed by the door On the run. He was too late, alas! For his second morning class Had begun. His face it did display Blank despair and dismay As he gazed At the clock which showed the time Twenty minutes after nine; He was dazed. And should it e’er befall I hat to rush through the hall Be my fate. Let them laugh as we do now When Prof. Wrabetz makes a row 'Cause we’re late. Be da Mackin. Teacher: What American bird sings on the wing? C. Carrol: The crow. While on a basketball trip. Waiter: Will you have coffee or milk? Iced-tea please. answered Kibo. Helen H. (reading wrong lines in Norse) Mr. Johanneson: Well, weren’t you paying attention? Helen: Why, yes, I was; but I didn't know what you said. Mr. Slocum's Version. George III was worse than stubborn, he was handsome. Our Tychoberahn is a great invention; The Seniors get the fame, I he Printer gets the money. And the Ty Board gets the blame. Miss Sellery: Were there any persecutions in the Massachusetts Bay colony, Alice? Alice Spensley: Yes. they had to go to church and other similar things. Victoria Bulovsky: How did you like the speech in the Aud. this morning? J. S.: The passage that I liked particularly well was the one from the stage out of the door. Miss Bailey’s favorite expression: Not that I have anything against Freshmen. Premier Athlete. 134 And here are five more! Press the button. F rosh! Coming soon? Alone for once. :s it Colgate’s. Doris? Cappy's winter wash. Elsie, fishing for a— Some swell. Eleanor. Miss Bailey: Jason, tell us how you liked working on the farm last summer. Jason: Never again for me! There were too many girls out there. In Ancient History. Miss Preuss: Name three Greek books (meaning Illiad, Odyssey, and Hesiod's Poems). Victor O'Malley: West, Westerman. and Seignabos. At Stoughton T enney in bed, looking at the (ire extinguisher: I say, Jim, I’ll bet that fire dis-tinguisher is no good, is he? C—Stands for crush And also condition; I o determine the difference fakes no mathematician. From a freshman note book: Word—genenic. Definition—genus. Use—Edison was a genus. Tell me not in mournful numbers Vinnie Conlin will fatter grow, For the heart is void of pity. That would think of saying so. What did he mean? Miss Weber: Then you see that our ancestors lived in the water. Don. M.: I suppose they were something like mermaids then! Miss M. Hargrave: What do we need when we use raise?” Gretchcn Kroncke: Bread! Who hanged the Seniors? Among the exhibits were posters made by the seniors that were hung on the wall in a pleasing array. Miss Sellery's History Class. Miss Scllery: Ralph, name some important place in France. Ralph: Somewhere. Miss F. Hargrave: Henry, use the past tense of “rise in a sentence. H. Hamm: The rose is pretty. 133 Ima at 6. A duel to the death. For we arc so awfully clever! Run them in. Ichabod—the hunter! Another clothes post! Ah! see our sweet children! I hat’s dangerous, Mary Belle! Poetess Laura in a trance. Less noise, girls! Eddy McKune—oh sweet innocence! l anny—even doubting at three! Four more nuisances. Our young Miss Klcuter. What would M rs. Grundy say? mu JOKES Rather a poor place! Miss Hargrave: Turn to the sonnet “Sleep on page 105. In English, Earl Weinmann: What is meant by Boche ? Miss McGovern: Earl, there’s more in your head than a comb will take out. Sophomore Brilliancy Eleanor O’Day in Geometry, speaking of four sided figures: I mean a four sided square. This is so sudden— Art Aylward. going into Hook Bros, for a sheet of music: Have you any “Wild, Wild Women in stock? Katherine TunstalJ: Isn’t that Miss Loomis? “Dibby Conklin: No, that’s Miss Tormey. Kate: Why, I thought Miss Tormey married Mr. Jcmes! Why, Katherine! And a Junior! MARY’S LITTLE WOOLLEY Mary had a little Woolley It’s cover was red as ink; And every where that Mary went The Woolley made her think Why she put a comma down. And how she spelled a name.----- Why she stopped a sentence then. And when a colon came; If the question was direct. If it was in style To end a letter with Your Friend Or capitalize the Nile. PET HABITS Room 104—Arriving at 8:29V-� and entering the room with hat and coat on. Grace Sinaiko arrives in 104 every other day at 8:29% with coat and brings books to the desk. On leaving the room she removes her hat so as to Hooverize on time. Jim L. Brader arrives at 8:28 with hat and coat on. He raps on the door of 104 and gives the signal of his arrival to Miss Orcutt. In German class. Miss Volkmann: The lady sat in the castle window and looked down into the Rhine. Pupil (who has been dreaming) : What was she doing, eating watermelon? In the dance hall at Stoughton. Ralph Gill after two dances with the same girl: Say, do you go to High School ? She: Oh, Heavens, no! I graduated from Varsity five years ago! 137 Borghild at the Zoo. A jolly three. Little girlie! O. that basket ball bunch! Cornelia, lover of all masculine. Where’s a snowball? On the way to the laundry? Hurry up. Bill! I he little ‘Lamb’. Excess Baggage. Just to fiil up space. Deacon Barnes. I hree Rogues. 138 From a Freshman theme: They fixed the third shot for the second time. Mr. Stuckert: The Frenchman never swallows his words as the Englishman does. Brilliant Student (quite slowly) : 'Ats cuz he can’t digest them. t“ rom a Freshman note book: W ord—-solution. Definition—a process of dissolving in a fluid. Use—She tried many solutions for her hands and face. Oh. M. H. S. is the place to be. For folks brimful of jollity. There’s fun galore for one and all At dancing or at basket ball. Of course, there’s studying now and then. Some scratching with a fountain pen; But pleasure so exceeds the rest. That studying does not seem a pest. Bernice Elver. And She is a Teacher! Miss Chaplcau: Well, go on, let’s go back. Did he use Blue Jay's? Miss Edward’s Science class was examining corn seeds, when Harry Tunstall innocently remarked. ‘‘Miss Edwards. I lost one of my corns.” A BRIGHT PUPIL Mr. James: Why is it that the head, having 140 pounds of air pressure on it. doesn’t cave in? Pupil: Because there is 140 pounds pressure inside. Mr. James: What would happen to a person living in a high altitude if he were brought down here? Pupil: He’d have an icicle on in the morning. In Chemistry, during general clean up after first semester. Marion Connor: Well, I have a pair of tongs anyway. Jim Lacey: Oh, Marion says she has a pair of tongues! I always thought so! ABSENT-MINDEDNESS Miss F. Flargrave: If you had a park with beautiful trees growiag in it. could you do anything to make the trees more beautiful?” Frances O’Laughlin: “Yes, get married.” 130 r-M Naw yuh don’t! Dolled up for Shuah. Miss Farmerette On the wagon at last! Doing the wright thing. Mina at her pleasantest. Murphy and wife. Spoil his reflection. Adeline the prospector. A hunter at large. Inquisitive! Lola! Oh. that smile. 140 M. H. S. PATRIOTISM TO MISS LEARY Oh Miss Leary, quite contrary. How does your garden grow? With carrots so small And weeds so tall. All in a garden row. I can see them going still, On the way to get their fill at the Pal. Laughing groups from M. H. S. Caring naught for health. I guess, at the Pal. Ice cream sundaes amply made. Those were days of thriving trade for the Pal. Days of carefree, wide renown. Customers from o’er the town to the Pal. Then the war came! like a flash, Soda-slinger out of cash at the Pal. Empty booths—emptier youths, Re'lization of war’s awful truths at the Pal. Now. no more the gay crowd throngs. Drinking sodas, singing songs, at the Pal: For economy’s swept the land. Taking for aye that ’merrie band' From the Pal. Miss Englehardt: Now. let’s excuse Doris from this program because she has much extra work to do. John Riley: Well. I have extra work too. Miss E: What is this extra work. John? John R: Latin. MR. WRABETZ (After the Club Banquet) 141 She’s —a(censored) ! All breeds of poultry here. Brothers. O. Ed!” 1 wo-an’-one! Prize live stock! That perpetual squint. A penny for your thoughts. Doff that cap! Mercury with Apollo’s torch. Isn’t he bashful? Just kiddin us. Caryl in the days beyond recall. Rookies. A NEW KIND OF DESSERT What dessert will you have?” asked the waiter. Some applepieicecream, please, answered Ralph Gill. Wayne Morse There is a young Junior named Morse, He can talk till you’d think he'd be Hoarse. He’s always in bad. But it ne’er makes him sad For to him that’s a matter of course. A Senior: Coleridge was a great poet until he contracted the Orpheum habit. A Senior: Burns died young and he was a great poet caused by the use of alcohol. Gleaned from Miss Murphy’s class. Miss Murphy: Lydia, tell about the buildings erected by the Moors in Spain. Lydia Stumpf: The Moors built very beautiful buildings. Bagdad contained the most beautiful, such as the mosque of Cordova and the tower of Seville. Teacher, assigning lesson in Chaucer: Tomorrow you may study through the Knight. John looks doubtful. Teacher: What’s the matter. John? Is that lesson too long? John: Rather long hours, I think. MY PRISONER Oh. I’ve got a little prisoner I’m mighty proud to show. But it took a lot to capture him I’d like to have you know; Oh. it took a lot of fighting in the trenches cold and wet And a lot of pain and nerve and grind that prisoner to get; For I had to charge my lessons with a strength before unknown But I got my little prisoner and I did it all alone. Oh I jabbed him and I punched him and I strove with all my might; But the game that I was after was sure worth all the fight. For the prisoner that I captured that so vexed and troubled me Was a deeply entrenched enemy, a strong and vigorous E. L. Francis Lamb. 143 I he Kaiser's short est entmv. Lumber Jacks. Oh. you. coquette! Whom are you smiling at, Sada! I urn on the water, quick! A smile that never wears off. Saucy Sarah. Is the elevator running? 1 hrow her a lemon! Paul in the mud. m BUT NOW! In the old days, when the fifth hour Came some forty minutes later Than it does in this semester. We resigned ourselves to sitting Tor fifteen or twenty minutes After the fourth hour had ended. Listening to some fellow victim Read the last few lines’ of Virgil. As we sat there, frightened Freshmen Tiptoed in and gazed upon us— Called us those poor Virgil people. Called us. with respectful pity. 1 hose unlucky Virgil people.” Now, however, all is different— Now we cut short explanation. Latin reading, or translation; And the Freshmen look with wonder— With their innocent young faces Wearing looks of awe and wonder— At the speed with which the Fourth-years— The “unlucky Virgil people”— Rush forth from Miss Wilson’s class-room. Join the crowd around the stairway. So. although we have to hurry. Though we put our coats on. going. Though we eat our dinners, coming. Still, this change of hours does something Which past years have not accomplished. Which l ychoberahn sarcasm Somehow could not quite accomplish— Gets the Senior Latin students Home in time to eat their dinners! Miss Preuss: How would you know Zeus if you met him? Marion Carroll: I don’t know. I never saw him. A Hot One! P. W. S.: Now about the war of 1812—That’s so easy I'll ask Mr. Schwenker. Fruits of Economy as taught by Miss Earle. Miss Earle: Why would not butter be good for a bum? Grace Austin: It’s too expensive. Witty Orville: People should wear their clothes entirely out with patches on! Why the Themes were not Postponed. Miss Zeis: What would you do if I let you hand in your themes on Tuesday instead of Monday? Francis Lamb: I’d hug you! Mr. Teter: Leander. what is a cosmetic? Zander: Why. it’s a—er—I think it's a flower. 143 Mina—at last verted! con- I he speedsteress. I he Hula man— Ed! Milady Mildred. Prunes on the escape! Oh Min! Patience. Grace! Theda Bara II Peppy not salty. Blocking the water supply. 14C Ed. Cox (In History): If Berger were elected. Congress would be composed of Democrats, Republicans, a Socialist, and a woman. Mr. Slocum (coming in late to the 5th hour class, for the third time in succession.) I am getting tired of having half of this class come in late, especially when you do it for three or four days straight.” Mr. Stuckert, to German Class, any period, any day: “Pass your papers to the center, whether you have them or not. TELLING THE DISH-PAN To you most honored tin dish-pan. With your soapy, squdsy suds, I sing; as a pile of plates I scan. And wash the pink rose-buds. Adorning a pale green china cup. With its handle long since gone. While a yellow coffee-pot downside up. Remorsefully gazes on. The little imps in the glass-ware gleam. And wink as I pass by. And the knives and forks they screech and scream. As I dump them out to dry. My heart is glad, old tin dish-pan. And my thoughts are far away. While the pots and the pans in the white sink stand. Waiting in solemn array. As I swish the water in and out. In the neighbor’s yard I see Squirrels chattering and frisking about. Children romping in glee. The sun smiles down in a jovial way. The robins chirp and sing. The grass has come up, and the world is gay. Say, dish-pan. do you know it’s Spring! Mabel Batcheller, ’20. Ima Winchell (in History) : The Colonists had to protect their hides! Mr. Teter to his fourth period class: When you say long ‘e” your heads should vibrate. I, myself, have never been able to do it. Class tries it. but the experiment is not a success. Mr. Teter: Oh well, never mind, most of us are boneheads anyhow. Albert Hein strolls in about the middle of the forenoon. Miss Moseley: For goodness’ sake, Albert, what makes you so late? Albert: Oh. I was just trying to get in the ten hours of sleep advised by the Health Bulletin. Elsie Hess (in History): Hamilton’s financial plans included an excise duty on in- ternal liquors. 147 The p i r a t c'i daughter. Aw, cut it out! I he new maid! Jumo, Florence— Orville’s coming! I ommy Reynold on the farm. Lovely Laures. Step forward, gennelmun! Daring Dorothea. How unlamb-like! Can that stuff. Bill! Demure dandelion! Marvelous Myrtle. Florence and the latest Parisiar gown. The usual wops! MS Mildred Rudolf, in Geography: Afler the wheat grows as much as it can. then you chop it down. In U. S. History Current Events. Bernie Mautz: Mr. Crispin is going to France to help in the Y. M. C. A. work. Tess Bakken: They don’t want that peddled around yet. Bernie: Well, they shouldn’t have told me then. April 2, 1918—Election Day. Paul Aylward, to Miss Murphy: May I vote) Miss Murphy: Yes, when you are old enough. Defining the powers of the I. S. C. C. Harry Schwenkcr: One of the powers of the Inter-State Commerce Commission was that no two trains could run over the same route in the same day. From a Junior’s theme: My eyes gradually arose from the ground. Mr. James in Geography: What is the air; a gas, a liquid, or a solid? Cora Moore: A liquid. Mr. James: What? Why. look out of the window! Do you see the air running A WISH I wish I were a Freshman with nothing else to do. Than study first year Latin and easy algebra too; Write simple little stories, And yet still wonder why I hings seemed so difficult and hard Up at the Madison High! Ethel Metz, balancing an equation in Chemistry: But there is too much H— in it! Why. Ethel! Teacher: Who was Menelaus, Charles? Chuck Carroll: Wasn’t he the wife of—er—oh—no! 140 around like a bunch of water? Childish Innocence. Pigeon-toes. Still a kid. Our own model. Stellar Stella. Come into t h e garden. Maude. Kibo working hi? hardest. Dab-dab! Darn all these dogs! Get of! that wall. At it again! On her first journey. The trav c I I i n g troupe of toughs. Giva da monk da cent! This way please! Always smiling! Go on in “Tip. Some way to use a broom! Handsome James! Beautiful Buzz 150 THE LOG OF THE U. S. S. MADISON HIGH CREW Mr. Wrabetz—Admiral Mr. Teter—First Mate Heads of Departments—Commissioned Officers Teachers—Chief Petty Officers Seniors—First Class Seamen Juniors—Second Class Seamen Sophomores—Apprentice Seamen or Recruits Freshmen—Deck Swabbers 151 Sept. 8.—All hands report at 8:30. Deck Swabbers mustered on main deck for first orders. Sept. 9.—Captain V. G. Barnes bids farewell to his shipmates. Leaves to take part “over there. Sept. 10.—Mr. Wrabetz promoted to Admiral, l akes formal command at general muster on main deck. Sept. 19.—First Class Seamen entertain Deck Swabbers at frolic. Music by Conlin’s Marine Band. Sept. 26.—Tom Coxon chosen Lieutenant by First Class Seamen. Sept. 29.—Second Class Seamen follow the lead and elect Red Maher. Oct. 3.—Ship makes first port after three weeks smooth sailing. Rating cards distributed. Oct. 6.—Secretary McAdoo on board. He delivers a fine address. 152 Oct. 7.— Bronze decorations in form of badges of merit awarded for distinguished service. Oct. 9.—Dr. McCarthy visits ship and speaks on consenation. Tell it to the mess squad. Doc. Oct. )0.—Shipmates of Forum and Lit contingent hold sham battle. Forum hands its fellowmates a defeat. Oct. 15.—First Class Seamen start campaign to encourage sports on board. Where is your yellow ribbon? Oct. 16.—Chief Petty Officers go “Over the Top” (and fall down on the other side) in the ticket campaign. Oct. I 7.—What about the girls on board? Fhey defeat the Lit in debating. Oct. 20.—Prepare! Say a prayer! We’re coming over on the Portage line. Big mass meeting to work up pep. Who said our center was Bum? Oct. 22.—Shipmates bring garden products into the hold of the ship. Also show patriotism by buying bonds. 153 Feelin’ blue. The leaning lower. Bill in one of those reveries. Quite well balanced. Drop him into the pit. Dorothea and her dog. Infatuating—indeed! Dorothy, the plow-ma'am. Good shot. The happy fiddler. Four winning maids. Oh—Eleanor, yawn! She’s been to Middleton. ‘ I il death doth us part. I’m the man! Merry ever. Looking for a fight. Where’s the game? Why. Matilda! Drop it! ir� t jggjjj 1 I M I c □crb Oct. 24.—Forum annihilated in battle with girls cn beard. Are the girls more used to powder? Oct. 25.—Garden exhibit opens. Where did Deck Swabbers Gill and Donaghey get that pumpkin,—from a seaweed vine? Oct. 26.—First Class Seamen select colors and motto—all in harmony with idea of patriotism. Oct. 29.—Ship again strikes port three weeks. The reception of conditions” is somewhat colder than previously. Oct. 31.—First and second class seamen attend Halloween party. How did that ghost get on board the ship? Nov. I-2.—Officers take two-day shore leave in Milwaukee. We miss them but manage to enjoy our liberty. Ship anchored. Nov. 9.—The editor of the first Ty” speaks to assemblage of sailors. Nov. 12.—All on board applaud speech of Sergeant Desmond. Let’s go, Madison! 195 Our own T. R.— alias W. Stumpf. The ideal posture for study. Help! Call Bcrnie! Beware—that smile! 1 wo sunflowers. Model in white! Cheer-leader Beale —real action. Elsie Ehcrn—busting ’bronchs’. Oh boy! A Spring-fever chicken. But Bud—why announce your guilt? Queen of the leafy glade. ir� « Nov. 13.—After general muster. George Beale is seen with rapt look on his face. Say, what rhymes with moon. Jack? Nov. 18.—Admiral Wrabetz explains plan to have afternoon sessions begin at 12:40? This plan will give sailors more time for roaming—around the ship. P. W. S. found eating a doughnut during 3th period. Nov. 19.—Wc remember our soldiers. Pass the hat for Christmas packets. Where’s that dime? Nov. 20.—Watch the clock! No, not the session room clock. Deck Swabbers.—the one in the Aud. The Eau Claire game is coming. Nov. 21.—Miss L'Hommedicu impressed us all on board as to the vast importance of the girls. Nov. 22.—Certain Deck Swabbers called Two G’s demonstrate their ability in the sa:lors’ art of spinning yarns. Nov. 23.—All colors harmonize in the dark; so all voices agree in a chorus. The shipmates enjoy a Song Fest. Nov. 24.—To the cast of the Irish play. “Ireland is Ireland. Mary's latest. Just foolin'! See my muff—it’s a bear! Why so serious. Chuck? Not as studious as they look. Eager Heart. Doctor Higgins. I oo much port! Rock-a-byc-baby. Just solitude! What next? Pretty Baby ! 158 Nov. 28.—Mr. James and Miss Loomis set forth on a matrimonial cruise. Nov. 29.—Thanksgiving! No Hooverizing at mess today. Dec. 3.—Shore leave is over. All sailors return to duties before the mast. Dec. 5.—First Mate Teter and Commissioned Officer Sell visit U. S. S. U. H. S. Dec. 6.—Admiral Wrabetz appears for inspection with new speckled uniform from the Hub fire sale. Dec. 7.—Chief Gunner’s Mate Shaughnessy around with stiff neck. 'I'oo bad. Rod, that the girls persist in walking down the corridors. Dec. II.—Deck Swabbers work overtime filling envelopes and at last realize their own importance on the ship. Dec. 12.—History department entertains with presentation of our flag’s history. 150 A woolly cushion. Waiting at the cemetery! Esther’s “O u t I e t lid. Now. you don’t say? Brownie “No. 3 . How natural! Give us a bite, ’Tip . O, dimps! Hm m—lonesome? V es, Lola, ten fingers! Get him. Howie! Howdy! lace is the soul’s mirror. t«o Dec. I 4.—Led by Professor Dykema we vent our feelings in song. Dec. 1 6.—Buzz Bradford ejected from main deck while Miss Kleinpell cheers loudly. Dec. 17.—Just for today, 216 displays service flag. Dec. 20-21.— Eager Heart is presented. As in the time of Lincoln, appreciation is shown by silence. Dec. 21.—Last day of school of 1917. Our ship is going some! Jan. 7.—Almost all hit the deck at 8:30 again. Jan. 8.—Is that really rouge on I aura H’s face? Wc wonder! Jan. II.—A Jackie has left us. Memorial services for Harold Davy. 1(51 Jan. I 4.—Our mates who were stalled in Stoughton arrive. Strange rumors afloat as to how they spent their time. Jan. 16.—Good ship makes port to remain until coal bunkers are filled. Jan. 28.—We resume our cruise toward the June port. Submarine Exams, sighted, but successfully evaded. Jan. 30.—Boys are asked to enlist for farm work. Sure! The girls can steer the ship for awhile. Feb. 6.—New regime begins. Deck Swabbers much confused over schedules. Feb. 7.—Chief Petty Officer Sell has a birthday. Where did those flowers come from? Feb. 8.—Line of tardy sailors at entrance to office of Admiral. Why not Hooverize on noon lunch? Feb. 11.—Certain Deck Swabbers found asleep on duty. What can we expect of raw recruits? Cens ored Feb. 12.-—Program in honor of Lincoln. Feb. 1 5.—Cut out by censor. Feb. 18.—No submarines sighted. Feb. 20.—Deck Swabbers in berth 312 undecommand of Officer Wolf organize an Aesthetic Club.” What’s it for? Feb. 21.—All sailors entertained at Grand Mess in Capitol. Aside from listening to a few seasick speakers, every one had a good time, though boys insisted on descending gang-plank first. Feb. 22.—All take shore leave. How we love the father of our country. Feb. 25.—Courtesy, oh. Courtesy. A few sailors will remember you hereafter. Feb. 27.—First and Second Class Seamen entertained on Darwin Theory. 108 A g.-,-.v.«MCSE m, 41 TVii r TH« ATTACK «CS- m m m WWC««’S ntSTAMtS? SAME AS the. nnit'KS. SfE OLTUHCR 7 — J 2� VI -TT.C 1 March I.—Why this agitation about the boys’ conference) The girls have the majority on board. March 4.—Measles on board. S. O. S. call for nurses. March 5.—General victory for all of our debaters! March 7.—Officer James confined to Sick Bay with mumps. March 8.—Basket ball team returns in triumph from Whitewater. March II.—Bronze decorations awarded for meritorious work. If Jim can be decorated, so can I. March I 2.—Apprentice Seamen take on new dignity and hold election. March 15.—Mr. Slocum court marshalled for aiding the enemy.—German meisles. 104 March 18.—Spring has come! Deck Swabber Kohn seen with rubber ball. Elizabeth Schaub wears her spring “bunnil.” March 20.—Officer Bailey has heated discussion with Second Class Seamen Morse and l.amb. March 21.— Harmonious strains float from main deck. Herr Stuckerl and his class are murdering German songs. March 26.— Hurrah for our basket tossers! Did they behave well while away? Mr. Graven to be given third degree. March 28.—Mew! Elizabeth Hiestand’s cat is brought aboard the ship. March 30.—The last day for the morning nap. April I.—First Class Seaman Brader “feints” in French class. April 3.—All entertained by Hawaiian Quartet. 1G5 Good-bye. girls! Beached for once. Watch your step. Lizz S t r a i g h te n up. Schwcnker. The one-legged monster. Now how long. Shorty) Nymphs of the wood. Three conspirators. Doing his own washing! l ake off that lid. Two dummies. 100 April 5.—Professor Gordon on board discovers Admiral has a fine voice. April 12.—Officer Florence Hargrave decorated with a Carnegie Medal for forcibly ejecting a savage dog through the port hole. April I 5.—Sailors enlisted for land work disembark to-day for farms. April 1 7.—Sailor girls receive advice as to styles in uniforms. April 22.—Four-m nute men leave ship to give patriotic addresses. May I.—All hands on deck! Shipmates congratulate Deck Swabbers for their patriotism in W. S. S. drive. May 3.—First Class Seaman Aylward makes great Arbor Day address on the forecastle. AH sailors on shore leave. May 10.—Submarine Exams strike ship. Cramming saves many lives. May I 5.—Horrible noises issue from main deck. A hasty search discovers Vincent Conlin practicing for Twelfth Night. May 29.—Sailors entertained by “Twelfth Night. June 4.—All club activities discontinued during the remainder of the voyage. June 7—Salutatorian and Valedictorian are seen with wearied, worried look. June 14—Seamen disembark. Ship is dismantled for summer. All is peace! n;s In English. Franklin: What is a case? Teacher: Well, sometimes its pretty serious. His Brilliancy Unparalleled! Miss Sell: Henry, discuss the Emancipation Proclamation. Henry: Do you mean Emancipation of the negro in regard to freeing the slaves? Miss F. Hargrave: What else do you know about Burns? Charles Carrol: Well, there is a cigar named after him. Mr. Strong, assigning a lesson: Now, I want you to know Ohm’s Law just as you do the fen Commandments. Ed. Cox: What’s that? Never heard of ’em before! Miss Tormcy: I wish all those who have not paid for their memory passage pamph- lets would please do so at once, as Mr. Teter needs the money by Friday noon. More E’s are wrought by graft Than freshmen dream of. Wherefore let thy smile Reach the heart of your teachers every day; For what are Frosh better than book worms or sharks That study always night and day If. knowing how, they use not chance of graft Both for work they can do and that they can’t. For so the whole round earth is every day Trying to get something for nothing. Miss Bailey (in history) : Slavery was permitted by France and England, and even by civilized countries. Wayne Morse (in History) : England made the colonies put stamps on tea and other legal documents. The first battle of the Revolution was the battle of Bull’s Run. —H’m! Teacher: Jason, compare beautiful. Jason Wolf: Postive—beautiful. Comparative—homely. 1 51) GUESS WHO! Pa, I want to join the army! Mother, don’t you think I ought)” Dad said, Go ahead and join. Mother's wet eyes told her thought. So it came about. He 'listed Kissed us all. and said good-bye. Baby gurgled. Buddy, sojie. Tears just filled our Mother’s eye. He's the only boy,” she murmured After he had gone away. Pa looked foolish, kind of weepy, Well, he’ll come back some fine day.” They were hard, those first few hours; But used to it we had to grow. Said I to Ma. I’m glad he’s gone, ’Cause now nobody teases so.” Just last week we got a picture Yes; It surely was our John! My! but he looked fine and dandy With his khaki outfit on. Dad put in our parlor window 216’s gift—a service flag. That man’s just like a two year old. My, but you should hear him brag! I write to tell you he’s just fine. He’s getting fat, not skinny. Who am I, who tells you this? Why, I’m his sister—Jinny. Virginia Thompson, '20. 170 L’ENVOY And now. dear schoolmates, starting ’long life’s byways, That lead to goals which now we cannot see; Dear friends, from out these doors departing, Take this, our book, for company. And may it bring you joy and inspiration. When thru some dismal shady vale you pass— May it bring back the sweetest recollections. The joys, the friendships of our dear old class. Then may your hearts go fondly roaming. If trenchant trouble traps you in his rule. And find a light that leads from out the gloaming— Back to the mem’iV of our dear old school. Elmer Kruse. 172 ZIbe Bug-©utS)aUv VOLUME XVII JUNE 7, 1018 XUMBEK 18 ASSASSINS AT WORK EDITOR’S NOTE In preparing this infamous piece of illiteracy, not a cent has been used or expended in making it the most useless example of a newsless newspaper that has ever disappeared upon the map of Ice-Land. But. be- , cause of our large number of correspondents. situated all over the world, with whom we are unable to keep in touch, we can keep track of every dally happening of Importance or otherwise. We have unexplored the most remote parts of the Island of Siberia to gain as little knowledge as possible on the subjects discussed. Wo have spent much valuable time in wondering how wo could make this the most progressive pa- j per in Madison, but we have done nothing towards making It so. We have conversed long and untntclllgcntly with such well known porsons as the gov- j ernor of the State of Intoxication. and the president of Syene. All of our remarkable knowledge of the present war was obtained from Gen. Blow-em- | upsky of the Russian Army, Admiral Pickeral of the Scrub-marine Flotilla of Switzerland, Lieut. Chug Tank of the Chinese Army, and Percival Reginald Alabaster of the Home Guards. The well known bug-ologist. Mr. Bacteria, has given us much Information on Science. while all of our Mathc- i mat leal assistance came from the kind efforts of Profs. Hy-pothenu.se and Hypothesis. (We are sorry to say, however, that none of the works of the above authorities are obtainable as the men themselves are still serving terms in Mendota.) We can safely and conscientiously say that the editorial staff of The Dug-out Daily is the least egotistical of any of the Ty board. We also would like to add that we consider this the best paper that ever appeared in the Ty, and we don't care what others think. GREAT MYSTERY IN 104 Man Near Death—AH Clue Uncertain Great excitement prevailed In 104 today, arising from the fact that evidence of the presence of anarchists was discovered. In no gentle manner Jim” Brader. one of our most noble and high-minded leaders, the personification of right and wrong, was nearly assassinated by the hand of a despicable nihilist. Upon opening his desk. Mr. Brader was all but overcome by a poisonous gas arising from said desk. So strong wore the obnoxious fumes that they proved well nigh fatal to our friend and classmate. Had it not been for the cool wind and quick wit of Tom Coxon, our beloved and worthy young friend might now be lying In an untimely grave—GASSED. But Jim was saved! As stuted before. it was all due to Mr. Coxon. who rushed to The Madison-Gos and Electric Co. and obtained their pulmotor which ho used on this victim. After al-aiost futile efforts Mr. Braaei was raved (we are sorry to say). So great was the agitation over the near tragedy that a well known Naval Intelligence Bureau was ordered to investigate the crime. After most careful and dangerous investigations, aided by the use of gas masks, lo and behold. In the innermost recesses of Mr. Brader's desk was discovered—an ONION! The members of 104 became panic stricken, and a riot seemed inevitable. But again our editor-ln-chlef proved his worth by freeing the room of this deadly machine of de-i 8tructton. EXTRA Our Star Gum Chewer Breaks Life Long Habl: It has been ascertained and discovered through well known and trusted resources that Mr. Erickson, late of 317, has given up the habit of chewing gum! This extraordinary event was at first received as a mere rumor, but was found to be true when the author himself saw the said Mr. Erickson conversing in the halla without his tfum. Miss Leary was so overcome by the spectacle that her heart was affected and It may stop running altogether. Mr. Strong. who was accustomed to making use of Howard’s jaws in timing the pendulum In a Physics experiment. was forced to restort to his watch. Mr. Stuckert was so amazed that he began mixing French and German in French class to such an extent that war seemed Inevitable. Miss Tor-mey was so stricken that she was not expected to recover. All of Mr. Erickson’s study room teachers wore the contented smile of a person who has just been waived from drowning but is too weak to thunk his rescuer. But do not bo deceived, gentle reader, Mr. Erickson did not stop chewing gum because he realized that it was an abominable and pernicious habit, as Mr. Stuckert told him; ah. no, but for this reason.—the store where Mr. Erickson was accustomed to get his gum has adopted the CASH AND CARRY plan. Up to date the detectives have been unable to find the culprit who did the deed, and the only clues found so far have been on Don Marvin’s breath. 2 THE DUG-OUT DAILY, JUNE 7, 1918 THE DUG-OUT DAILY an appeal CLUB SUPPER VOL. XVIII NO. 18 Our Contract: Dig-Out and “get ‘•Dug-Out.’’ j INMATES Editor—Francis Lamb. Staff- Admiral Pickeral—Scrubma-rines Lieut. Chug Tank—China Reginald Blaboiler—Home Guards Count Shirtoff—Finland BUCK HAND AT WORK IN HIGH SCHOOL? Mi« Wilsoo Discovers Terrible Threat. The other morning, when I coming out of the teachers' room. Miss Wilson discovered on a locker door, a bloodcurdling note written with j blood (or red Ink). This note demanded that the occupant of said locker, on a certain night bring certain moneys and articles of value to a designated meeting place. If the victim failed to do so a horrible and lingering death awaited him. The margins of the noto were burned und decorated with skulls, coffins, daggers, black hands, and other insignia of the Black-Hander's art. Carefully glancing around, Miss Wilson seized tho noto and destroyed it, probably thinking that she had saved the life of some innocent victim. The next day she met Miss Cooper and Miss Taylor in tho Aud. and told them of the blood-thirsty threat. They smiled at the idea of Black Hund and said it was probably some Freshman Joke. However. Miss Wilson was heard to murmur as she left the Aud.. But it waa written in blood and tho edges Were burned and covered with awful designs. Who knows but it might be tho same hand that caused t� u much trouble in Green-bush? Has the war affected us or what is the matter? Mystery after mystery appears before our eyes. Scandal runs riot; 1 many of ouc noblest school- i mates are lying despondent, their careers ruined, their reputations crushed, crushed Just be- i cause of groundless scandal. The latest victim of this abominable curse is our revered friend, Harry Schwenker. For the last three weeks Mr. ] Schwenker has been blackmailed! Think of it. dear read- DISOKDKR ABSENT—SPOONS MISSING The Club Supper, held at the Capitol this year, was a howling success (most of the howling came from the singers). About the most exciting event of the evening was the stampede to the Cafe on the part of tho ooys. Few casualties occurrcu, however, as the girls wisely kept out of the way of the boys er, blackmailed by an M. H. S. und Permitted them to pass first, pupil. It’s true, much too true. 1 The main diversion of the evon-The victim has been recelv- | in W{UJ w Ung. This could Ing anonymous letters signed. Plainly be heard by even a deaf Your Mary. said letters de- , man- ,,ut at speaker's mantling everything from candy table the disciples of Cicero and Henry Clay amused thomselves by passing around their place cards to be signed. Tom Coxon abhorrenco for the weaker sex j usual, was short one spoon, is well known throughout the I or pretended he was; but when-school. is nearly prostrated with 1 ever he walked a jingling noise. to love. Poor Mr. Schwenker, who is by nature a gentle and retiring young man. and whose worry and fear. He has offered large rewards for the apprehension of the culprit. One of the latest letters that he has received is simply a cutting from tho State Journal, such as were running a few days before Christmas. It read, 7 moro days to buy a Xmas present for your girl. It was such as a spoon might make, could plainly be heard, in his pocket. The Toasts of the evening wore pretty good, though our correspondent. being asleep most of tho time, had to rely upon reports of less skilled Judges. He did, howovor, have the misfortune to hear a couple signed by that mysterious cog- 'of the old. old jokes Mr. Morse nomen. Mary. If there is anyone in our com- , munity who knows anything of t this crime, speak up. and do not let so noble a young man go to 1 an untimely and immature , grave. We appeal to the heartless and cruel wretch who is thus ruining the life of so es- tried to crack. While Doris Phillips led us into the trenches she led our correspondent Into the land of dreams. He did not awake until the chorus tried to render Joan of Arc. We are afraid that if Joan were called as the chorus called hor. she would refuse to come. Jea- timable a young man, to confess | sic Raymond mentioned keeping the crime or at least to give up this nefarious black-mailing. OUR LATEST SONG HIT Everybody is Playing it to the Tunc of “Leave It to Jane” PERC1VAL. O! Porclval! Fair Perclval! My |. heart o'er flows for thee. It stops, then starts to pit-a-pat. whene’er thy dome I see. | That pompadour has won my j love, O, would it might , be mine, the home fires going until the i boys came home. Wo suppose so that we can give them a hot i time. Although not quite scared to death, Frosh Crane-1 field was scared stiff; but we complimented him for his 1 nerve anyway. We advise Vln Conltn not to talk so loudly next time, because it Interfered with 1 our correspondent's nap. We congratulate the Cafe on the good eats that were served. PERSONA I.: Will Sarah Nation please return tho r� ug she O, Perclval. liste to my prayer, got from Ole. the original owtf- and be my valentine. er of said ring. THE DUG-OUT DAILY, JUNK 7, 1018 3 TOWN TALK Marion Connor Seriously III. Marion Connor is reported to bo seriously III with a disease of the heart. As a remedy, she has been reading Cure of the Love-lorn. ' by Lillian Russell. A few days before Christmas, in Miss Wilson’s Cicero Class, Marlon suddenly sprang up and cried In a voice full of intense feeling. Utlnam Sit! which means, O! Would that he were hore! Thereupon she fainted dead away. She was brought to consciousness when the proper -estoratlves were applied. However. her condition Is still serious, although she fAithfully reads two chapters a day from Miss Russell's book. Incidentally It may be stated that tho object of her affections Is still unknown. GIRLS DEBATING CLUB ADOPTS NEW QUESTION The Girls’ Debating Club. ' having dismissed the question, i Where Does the Fire Go When , It Goes Out?’’ has a new and , more exciting question for the coming debate entitled, When a House in Destroyed by Fire, Does It Burn Up or Burn Down?' There promises to be j a very warm discussion on tho j question. BOOK REVIEW SPORTING COLUMN The Dug-out Dally Is glad to announce to its readers that at the fight between the well known lightweights. Montfrlcd and Wolf, one star reporter was present. He reports on the famous battle as follows: First Round: Light sparring, no decision. Second Round: Moro sparring, although Montfrled manages to get a couple of good ones In tho ; teglon of Wolf's equator. Mont-I fried’s round. Third Round: Montfrled loses i footing and falls with Wolf on top of him. (Great deal of 1 noise of escaping breath and cracking ribs on the part of Monfried.) Wolf's round. Fourth Round: Clinch. Monfried unable to get hh arms I m ound Wolf � -o he urea his kr.ee to good advantage; Wolf grunts. NEAR TRAGEDY BARELY AVERTED IN 314. The Grafter’s Club, consisting of James Lacy. Joy Cunningham, and Donald Ably, had a meeting last night in 314. Miss I ary was present, and it wus rumored that the boys failed in their objective, namely, to persuade Miss Leary to pass them for the 8emester. The boys appeared very disconsolate when Mr. Iamb, wishing to see Miss Leary on business, entered , the room. He caused a great deal of hostility among the boys present when he said. Ah ha, 1 have at last discovered the real 'Fools’ Retreat’.” We hear that Mr. Lamb had to beat a hasty retreat to save his own life. A recent book we recommend for Mr. James: How to be Happy Though Married. Tho latest book out: How to Get a Husband.” by the former Miss Loomis. We are glad to state that Mr. Slocum’s interesting and virilo book. Women Suffrage, and ( Why It Should be Abolished.” rol,s � ‘a eyos, anu ueposlts his Is ready for publication. ThlH carcass rone too gently on tne book rivals his former work, ground. Tho Woman’s Place is in the F1 h Round: Wolf again Home.” seeks the respite afforded by Miss Helene Blled has Just re- J Mother Earth, cently completed her article, | Sixth Round: Monfried gets Why lAPollette Was Right and { the worst of It. (Much profan-Wilson Was Wrong. We fear that it may be censored. Wo have already sold 700 copies of Wayne Morse’s treatise. “The Gentle Art ot Bluffing.” We especially recommend this book for history students. HOME GUARD ORGANIZED. Madison High School can certainly be called tho home of heroes, for, besides our quota of boys who arc going to the front, wc have an organlred home guard. It seems that Mr. Strong, under tho Intoxication of noble patriotism, decided to do his bit in helping to win tho war and so organlred the signal corps of tho Madison Home Guards. This brave body of heroic manhood is composed of some of our most energetic boys. Including Mr. Erickson and Mr. Wolf. They have sworn to fight to the last man for the protection of the state and their community. Tho corps has been drilling on the concentrated plan and tho members are considered very fast runners. In fact it is eati- Don’t Forget to Attend the Chicken Pie Snpper at the Hash House MENU Broiled Lyons Fried Wolf Stewed Wrabetx Stuffed Kuhns Half baked Rice Pudding Solory Strong Onions Fruits from tho James Groves M. H. S. Nuts Music rendered by Master Vincent Coniln. iiy.) Seventh Round: Monfried. Infuriated. exerts superhuman strength and throws Wolf on his head. (Great crash.) Eighth Round: Both parties use teeth and feet to a great extent. Ninth Round: Wolf becom- ing winded. Tenth Round: Monfried by some mysterious trick, throws Wolf headfirst through the bushes. Just then Mias Lyons appears. Monfried vanishes. Wolf rises to his feet, wobbles, and cries out in anguish, Oh! mother, come comfort me now. Mr. Stuckert. who was the referee. gives Wolf the count and the victory goes to monfried. The only casualties wore a. swelled Up on the part of Monfried and a badly scratched face on the part of Wolf. If you are behind in Math. VI and need tutoring, apply to Donald Abaly. mated by many authorities that It will take a very fast German to catch them onco they get started. They are also very i good rifle shots. Wolf having I made 6 out of a possible 60. ETTY KETT’S COLUMN (What to Do and What Not to Do) Dear Etty: What formula should one use to propose to a young lady? Mr. Strong. Answer: We refer you to Mr. James as the best authority. Etty. 4 THE DUO-OUT DAILY, JUNK 7, 1918 FIRST AID: BY THE BRAINLESS BATS For Stage Fright: If the patient Is unconscious, hang him face up over a convenient fence. See If he is breathing through his ears. Take off his shoes and throw them away. If he Is still unconscious, go through his pockets, that will bring him to. For Freezing: Hang up pa- tient by heels, telling him to stand at ease.” Rub frozen spot with tomato sauce and tickle tho soles of his feet with a pin. If patient is 3tlll cold, it may bo necessary to prime him. Use Primer carefully, remembering Federal Income Tax. HEATED DEBATE IN 204 The other day in history a heated debate took place on the question whether or not potatoes ought to he fed to hogs. Edith Morris, In the most forceful and eloquent language, upheld the side of the question that potatoes were sacred to the human palate only and quoted the Bible as her authority. Qeorgino Hartlein. taking the opposite side of the question, declared in awe-inspiring tones that Miss Morris was wrong and that the Bible was written before Murphy Invented potatoes. For a while the debate threatened to turn into a hair-pulling contest, but Miss Bailey managed to Intervene before real hostilities commenced. FOUND A girl, no more need apply. Osmundsen. That it 13 easy to forge I . W. 8.'s signature on library slips. Hollenbeck. How to get thin. Albrecht. A new way of getting excused the eighth period. Any Ty Board Member. An excuse for going to the Pal during school. Kate Winters. How to receive sympathy. Mildred Rudolf. That a Thrift Stamp is a very good exchange for a quarter. Any Ixiyal American. 8hlrts. Ties. Spring Suits. 8hoes. Artificial Complexion. Mary Garden Face Powder a Specialty. Demonstrations Daily —Charles Lewis—Session Room 317 RUBBER STAMPS Miss Wilson: I have not the complete attention of everyone. ! Mr. 8trong: It can't be did. | Miss Bailey: I won't attempt to pronounce this word because my French is rather rusty. Miss Leary: I should think that you would know me by . this time. Mr. James: Marry me. and the world is yours. Miss Young: Please do not , lose the corks out of the inkwells. because they cost 12c a i dozen. Miss Wattawa: I am afraid that you are bluffing. Miss Hargrave: From today's lesson It appears that you have not studied. Mr. Slocum: To all Intents purposes. EMPLOYMENT WANTED I can cook, wash dishes, and make myself generally usoful in a home. I am particularly experienced in taking care of babies. I should like to take the place of some house-maid who has gone to war. Klbo Brumm. Would like employment In a young ladies' seminary as a garden cr. I have nothing to do whatsoever with girls, and I can bring rocommcnaauoiia to that effect. Bill Collins. Wanted: Job as dancing master. For recommendations ask any girl. Demarest. I am an experienced comedian. having worked for an undertaker for three years. I should like to get u Job In the Orpheum. At times I am really funny. Art Aylward. ADVICE TO FRESHMEN Don't act as green as you look. Don't get fussed if a girl speaks to you. Don't brag of your intimacy with a dignified Senior. When you deem it necessary , step right up to teacher and tell her Just how you would run her class: she will respond heartily. If at any time you do not like the treatment that you aro receiving, see the office and you will be sure to receive proper attention. BRIGHT SAYINGS OF LITTLE CHILDREN Jason Wolf had been asleep in class and was aroused by a friend when the passing bell rang. Jason opened hia eyes. awncd. and said. What are w o going to have for breakfast, Ma? Mr. TeteV (in English): The Czar and Czarlne drove through the streets amid the waving of bells and the ringing of banners. A letter written by Rollenbeck In Business English: Please find enclosed in letter a sample can of canned tomatoes. Rollin Gettle Iji German: When he had seen the man walking up and down through the key-hole, he hastened away. Hallet Germond In Physics: In the electron theory, the electrons and atoms are In the molecules of matter like the holes In Swiss Cheese. WANTED TO KNOW— If Ml88 Wilson ever dismisses u Latin class on time.—Any Ijit-in Student. What school is for, anyway.— Jo Hirsig. Where Tom Coxon gets his loud socks.—Curious. Why we don’t have school-le:� ” days.—Schwenker. Where Marion Connor got that bouquet of flowers she was wearing on the 11th of March (do you know, Roy?) When Miss Leary’s name was O'Leary.—James I.acy. Why we have to take semester exams.—Any Junior. Where Don Marvin gets his graceful walk.—The Girls. It isn't the E's, It isn't the G's, It isn’t these we mind. It's the monthly Cs” a fellow gets That kccp3 him way behind. —Meng. Send your requests to be excused by the Western Onion | Phonograph Co. fUctjgc of Hopaltp Whenever one nation arrogates to itself the right to rule the world, it becomes necessary for other nations to submit or fight. Whenever in the accomplishment of its purpose such a nation resorts to base methods of warfare and atrocities unspeakable, the duty of resistance lies upon all freedom-loving and honorable people. I believe that Germany has thus arrogated to herself the right practically to rule the world, and in the pursuance of that supposed right has been guilty of the greatest crimes in history. I believe that a power so arrogant, so ruthless, should he utterly crushed. I believe that England and France and their allies in opposing Ccrmany have been fighting for the rights of humanity, and have therefore been fighting for us. I believe that the United Slates could no longer retain her honor and remain out of the conflict. 7 believe unreservedly in the righteousness of our cause. Believing all these things, I pledge allegiance to my country, and in every way promise to support her and her splendid allies in their great struggle to make the world safe for democracy. Signed: ns JL f ) j • ' A f i y- V '-h c ''Jl tj t, y-' • • v Vw V ISO vV A) A 182 ✓ - 6 ' f VA w a « a 185 ■'-v. -y C e aDberttssersi, through to o e patronage ttjts booh bass been greatly asWsstro, toe mosst gratefully ac= hnotoleoge. L 186 We’ve been doing it for years---------- Selling many of Madison’s younger men “just the kind of clothes they want”—clothes that are full of “dash” and “pep.” Are you on our list as a regular customer! If not we’d like to know why. Now Showing Splendid Value In Graduation Suit at $20, $22.50, $25 And Better If You Wi h A BIOLOGICAL TRAGEDY! Frog Jump Bill’s Big Foot Squash Chloroform Chagrin Girl’s Screech Grand Theatre Just a word to young men! FOR REAL CLASS For State Street 44p = tVy witha “P” I C JJ capital i 1 Come and take a look at our New Spring Oxfords High Class AT Motion Pictures Ripp’s Shoe Shop 224 State Street 224 187 If You Could by Buying Save three times the purchase price in six months, don’t you think it would be good business to buy, Mr. Farmer? The Success Milking Machine will save you its purchase price in six months, and still continue to be a money saver for years. It is so simple and practical any farmer can use it. Let us put it in your barn and see for yourself. Our Free Service Guarantee protects you. Write for liooklet Dealers Wanted In Open Territory Anderson Light Sales Company State Distributors for Success Milking Machines 20.% King Street. Madison, Wis. Jack: Arc you taking up French before going to France? Bill O.: I should say not! What do I want with French? We’ll be marching through the streets of Berlin in a week. Offer your friends Jatthion SLGClClf s 'Chocolate 'Creams They may think you extravagant when they taste them, but while there are no finer chocolates made The cost is only thirty-five cents per pound box They are a positive revelation—Buy a box today. Made only in Madison, Wis., by Keeley. PALACE OF SWEETS 188 IT’S ALL IN The Central Life New Policy Ordinary Death - Face of Policy Accidental Death - - Double Face of Policy Total and Permanent Disability : Premiums waived and monthly check paid for life, besides the face of policy at death It'will pay you to see this before you buy With or Without Annual Dividends State Office Phone A. C. Larson Washington Bldg. 1148 State Manager 189 Make Boyd and Fichten’s Your Headquarters Boyd Fichten I se our two stores for the sale of tickets lliyrli School functions. 420 Stale St Banquets that Please. make your feet fc“l latl too Jacobson-Austin Auto Company Passenger Cars Trucks Distributors of NASH FAMOUS SAYINGS? R. Gill: We will now sing Hymns—page 56—Entitled Mother’s false teeth now fit her sister—Father get the hammer, there’s a fly on baby s head!’’ The Best Place to get Everything Photographic cIh Photoart House Wm. J. M euer. President 191 Carl Thomas Photographer M adison, w; sconsin 192 O. M. NELSON SON, inc. Jewelers Class Pins and Trophies Designs and estimates cheerfully submitted For over 30 years at 112 E. Main Street Miss Cooper to Ralph Schlict who was working in the heavens of the stage: Do be careful Ralph, we might need you again. Victrolas Pianos Collyer’s Pharmacy For Forbes-Meagher Music Co. .MADISON. WISCONSIN 27 W’e«t Main Street I hone 4424 School Supplies—Stationery Cameras and Camera Supplies Candy, Too! Our Graduate Optometrist will quickly correct your eye troubles. NEXT TO POST OFFICE Hawley Burch: Rome was well situated near a ford. Miss Murphy: Just think, class, there were fords way back in ancient times! Conklin Sons Company COAL. WOOD and MENDOTA - LAKE ICE Cement, Stucco, White Lime, Hair and Sewer Pipe Main Office 24 East Mifflin Street Telephone No. 25 Madison. Wis. 1� 3 War and Pictures The former has taught us the value and need of the latter. If you are going to France you should leave behind a true likeness. When in need of a portrait acazzgxaazzziaraaraizzgicatizazi The FORD STUDIO Will appreciate your patronage George W. Hoffman, Manager For FOOTWEAR Particular of QUALITY FOOTWEAR Jensen Boot Shop 614 State Blind Sander 217 State Street The Home of Good Shoes Mr. James. Is there any way of stopping these cyclones? Studious Senior: Nope! The best way is to go right along with them. Miss Menaul: Bernard, where did you get your musical temperament? B. Mautz: Oh, I was bom on the third flat. We are always glad to loan you furnilure for your plays—without charge HASWELL FURNITURE COMPANY THE HOME OF GOOD FURNITURE CLAYTON W. HASWELL. Pres, and Treas. Phone 952 Madison, Wis. 105 Raymo Light The best nitrogen lighting unit on the market for lighting Auditoriums, School Rooms, Churches, Halls, Stores, Show Rooms, any place where the best light obtainable is wanted. This is the genuine Raymo Light patented by John D. Raymond and approved by the Board of Underwriters. We Have Installed in Madison the Following: Lincoln School Lowell School Union Transfer Storage Co. Hub Clothing Store and numerous offices and stores. We have furnished the university with a large quantity. Among the buildings equipped are the Physics Building, I 94 units, Soils building, 29 units; all together about 350. WHY HAVE WE SOLD SO MANY? Let us show you a “Raymo’’ and give you the answer. Electrical Supply Co. 202 E. Wash. Ave. Phone 1741 106 Young Men of the High School have always gotten their clothes buying experience at this store. The natty suits and overcoats, smart neckwear and shirts which they have worn have most usually carried the O. and V. signature. In these large stocks, we have gathered together just the nifty styles that young fellows admire—just the merchandise that high school men should wear. Hart, Schaffner and Marx Suits and Overcoats Manhattan Shirts Fownes Gloves Vassar Underwear Stetson Hats Beautiful Neckwear Joy Cunningham: You look very young in that photograph. Miss Leary: Flatterer! Joy: It must have been taken a good many years ago. SCHNEIDER’S STUDIO There’s PRIDE in the Ownership of 113 Ulalkcr-Ow Shoes 1 Better Let Your Next Pair be Walk-Overs J. F. ROSE CO. No. 20 Hast Mifflin Post Office Block 15 West Main St. Phone 340 107 The Store Beautiful The Store that makes gift buying a pleasure $ 9 W. Maim St GAMM’S Commencement Stationery Watches Jewelry Diamonds Phone 1404 Korrekt! F. Emmel: I am not going to wear my hair over my ears any more. Mina: Why not? Florence: Well, I am afraid that someone will propose to me. and I want to hear him. (How about this, Jim?) Service—Measured by Quality as well as price standards QUALITY determines the status of price — price alone doesn’t mean much. You get here merchandise of established excellence at the lowest possible prices; you get a guarantee that protects you absolutely. Study the QUALITY of our merchandise and the REASONABLENESS of our prices and you’ll begin to realize why it’ll pay you so well to make this store your regular trading place. THE CRESCENT MADISON. WISCONSIN 108 Do Not Wait to Open a Bank Account Until You Have a Large Sum of Money. We Welcome Small Accounts Merchants Savings Bank Whence the popularity, Wayne? Sophomore: Why, someone told me the Junior class president was elected by the girls. •Company Dry Goods Men s Furnishings Ready-to-Wear Monfried: I saw the whole class leave their seats. Inquisitive: Why? Monfried: The bell rang! High School Boys are just as critical about clothes as High School Girls. Smart, Snappy High School Clothes are given much thought and special attention by our buyers. This also applies to Furnishings and Shoes. The moderate prices appeal to Father and Mother. THEHHUB rUSMtoRMCk Ml 100 Unpack the Parcel of laundry that wc send home to you and examine it carefully. ou 11 be entirely satisfied with its appearance and with tbe charges wc make for suck kigk grade work as we do. Once get tke kabit of having your laundry work done here and you'll never want to change. We are glad to call for and deliver goods, and are prompt in deliveries at the time promised. Alford Brothers 113-115 N. Carroll St. Telephone 172 200 WE SAY IT “again”— The Best Suits in Town —made to your measure $20 twenty -five 'Any Timi tur Clothes Don't MakeGood.WeWill' MODERN METHODS in 0PT0METRY-- Modern in Ideas Modern in Service Modern in Equipment Modern in Examination VICTOR S. MAURSETH JEWELER and OPTOMETRIST 521 State Street Dear Miss Etty: Is it correct for a pupil to dance with a teacher at a school dance) —Bashful. Answer: 1 hat depends upon the teacher and upon whether or not you want to dance for diplomatic reasons. If you have said teacher for any classes and want to get a graft, it is a good idea; but if you do not have that teacher for a class, don’t waste your time. Madison Fuel Co. Fuel of All Kinds ------------Telephone No. 3---— 601 West Doty Street MADISON, WIS. 201 T. G. Murray L. L. Pidcoe Burdick Murray Co. 3 Wholesale and Retail DRY GOODS Ready-to-Wear MILLINERY 202 3h H. IHucfemaster Jetoeler anti (Optometrist Jftne iLtnc of (grabuating tfts 30 $ortt) Carroll Dear Fitly: Is i| proper for a fellow to go with two girls at the same time?—Cap Nash. Answer: You sure can if you’re lucky enough to get two girls to go with you at the same time. Start Life Right By Opening a Bank Account With The BANK OF WISCONSIN 203 New York Store HOUSE OF A THOUSAND RUGS 5-7 West Main Street Your Graduation Suit is Here Just the kind of a suit you fellows want. We have the extremely smart models and fabrics full of ‘ vim’’ designed for young men who go the style limit. Also a complete choice of Haberdashery. MIMillERilffl The Kuppenheimer House in Madiso Dearest Etty: If a fellow takes a girl to the Club Banquet should he pay for her ticket?—Tile. Answer: That dcj cnds upon your financial condition alone. Mr. I ite. 229 King Street Phone 1674 dchubert’s “Chocolates that are different” Manufacturer and Wholesaler Madison, Wisconsin 201 The Demonstrated Headquarters for Men’s Shoes $4.00 to $8.00 Huegel Shoe Co. 104 King 111 East Main The store with the Classy Furniture Greig Furniture Company 113 King St. 119 S. Pinckney CONUNDRUM Why docs Mr. Stevenson perpetually blush like a summer rose when the girls of His fifth hour class make eyes at him? 3Xetrsion=tfie=$fiotograpfier Cfiat’s on tfic Square OUR QUALITY—Always the highest. OUR PRICE—Always the most reasonable. OUR MOTTO—“Once a customer, always a customer. ’ 205 “Compliments; to tf)t Class of 1918” :frtb Barrett iioto in Aerbice POETIC LICENSE To a Man in Church See the fashionable broadcloth of that portly looking gent. Whom I never knew to labor for an honest cent? Do you think the good St. Peter will throw heaven’s gates ajar To admit him after taking poor men’s dimes across the bar? —Jacquish. The University Co-Operative Company 506-508 State Street Books, Stationery and Men’s Furnishings Student Outfitters for the University of Wisconsin and the Madison High School THE CO-OP ‘If It Is a Student Need We Have It 200 For Books, Stationery, Pictures, Kodaks and Photographic Supplies, Baseball and Athletic Goods of all kinds go to MOSELEYS BOOK COMPANY COMPLIMENTARY “Food will win the war!” exclaimed an enthusiast. Yes. sir! If some of the biscuits made in the cooking department were shot at the Germans, the war would be over in a week. L. 8. HANKS. President J. H. PALMER, Vice-President K. O. KNEY, Cashier JL lm Madlisom, Wnscomsm Established! 1853 SOUTH PINCKNEY STREET 207 Standard Fur Co. Furriers 220 East Main St. Madison, Wis. We carry a complete stock of- COATS MUFFS NECKPIECES and COATEES We also do remodeling at lowest possible rates store furs and gowns—We charge 3% of value 20s Books School Supplies Typewriters Shoes Haberdashery Hats UNIVERSITY SUPPLY ASSOCIATION (Formerly College Book Store) MADISON, WISCONSIN w. W. Davidson, Pres, and Treas. It. K. Gardner, Vice-President J. C. Evans, Secretary Better adapted than ever before to serve your needs State and Lake—Texts, athletic supplies, note books, pennants, pillows, high school jewelry. Me thought I heard a voice cry, “Eat no more Macbeth hath eaten all the soup—noodle soup. Soup that maketh the noise of a hundred men, The beginning of each dinner, some poor fly’s bath. Balm of strong appetites, the whole world’s first course. Chief nourisher in a Hoover feast. F. Lamb. -----------NOT ONLY----------- ACollege Man’s Store -------------BUT-------------- Madison’s Finest Exclusive Men’s and Boys’ Store Baillie-Hedquist Company The Neckwear House of Madison 2 k We own and offer, at all times, a list of well secured First Mortgages and First Mortgage Bonds to net the investor from 5% to 6%. The Joseph M. Boyd Company M ad i.Hon V iscon-si n Simpson's -THE HOUSE OF FASHIONS” Exclusive and Distinctive Apparel for Misses See them — today New Sport Suits, Sport Coats, Middies, and Blouses at popular prices. Bill Collins, translating Latin: And he put his arms around her—that’s as far as I got. Miss Wilson. Miss Wilson: That’s far enough, young man! M.KJunnunt x x k k ic x x ic x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x vpimn i o. MADISONS BIGGEST AND BUSIEST STORE 11-13-15 and 17 N. Pinckney St. Phone 5000 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXX X X X X X Xxx 210 BURROUGHS Bookkeeping Machines Statement Machines Calculating Machines tOO Different Models. Dow as $123 CHAS. H. REYNOLDS Manager Madison Agency No. 341 6314 Washington Building For Fine Candies and Ice Cream Go To Cat’n Fiddle � K. Main St. Phone 1421 CAXDY - ICK CREAM Don: Did her dad strike you favorably? Jim: Well, not so favorably, but very accurately. A PLACE FOR SAVINGS Savings Accounts receive 3 per cent interest payable semi-annually in January and July. Accounts can be opened for Churche3 or Fraternal Organizations and be under control of two or more officers. Minors may open accounts subject to their own control. Parents may open accounts for children and ret iin control. ESTABLISHED 181H) THE SAVINGS LOAN TRUST COMPANY Ifflcers W. A. F. Morris. V.-P. J. CJ. O. Zohnter. Y.-P. A. E. Proudfit A. F. Menges E. B. Steensland. President and Treasurer E. F. Riley. Secy and Trust Officer I. M. Kittleson. Asst. Secy. Herman Pfund Sanford I . Starks W. I). Curtis H. If. Steensland Capital iiii 1 Surplus S. R 0,000 Debentures, Certificate . Savings, Trusts, Heal Estate Loans Safe Deposit Vaults SUMNER CRAMTON Drugs and Photo Supplies All roll films purchased from us developed free 670 State Street MADISON, WISCONSIN She (In English): What did the Normans bring into England? He: Dunno. Wish they’d brought an epidemic. Bailey Furniture Co. A. J. ENDKES Madiioa's Sqsare Deal. Piss . Talkis Maekist tad Sheet Nine Kent 412 State Street succn..or Bruett Piano Company Phone 2915 Kimball Pianos and Talking Machines MADISON. WISCONSIN Columbia Grafanslae, Shsot Music Cay Building Phoao 4339 Chas. Kohn (Frosh) to Myrtle Rund in a note: You’re not the only pebble on the beach. Huh! I wouldn’t take you to a dog-fight! This Store’s Style Selections are certain to warrant your approval Every young man should see our Spring Models JOHN GRINDE 18 NT. Carroll St. 212 STATE STREET Shoe Shining Parlors BILL GUST. Prop. SHOES SHINED, HATS CLEANED AND BLOCKED Come and See About Our Special Rates! 128 State Street Madison, Wisconsin “The Perfect Gift A PICTURE Perfectly Framed” McKillop Art Co. 527 State Street A New One! Sign on the blackboard: Find the least common multiple. Janitor John: Ish that dahrned thig lost agen? Selected as Executor and Trustee by Many Thoughtful People of Means MANY persons of wealth and influence and well qualified to judge of fitness, have named the Central Wisconsin Trust Company in their wills as Executor and Trustee. This indicates a very high degree of confidence. because it means committing to the Company’s management interests held in the highest valuation—the interests of family and other heirs. Whether your estate is to be large or of only moderate size, you can not better assure its careful administration in the best interests of your heirs, than by having your lawyer write this Company into your will as Executor and Trustee. If your will has been written without this provision, the omission may be corrected by a codicil. Call or write in regard to this or any banking or trust business. Central Wisconsin Trust Company Madison, Wisconsin 213 1 THE Shoe Economy P i Pi Pi Reliability ramily Mioe More Will hereafter Specialize in Popular Priced Footwear Variety Individuality Comfort Elegance $3, $4, $5, $6, $7 Head it across and up and down --shoe service and all Featuring all the new and latest styles that every letter of It can mean is what wo FAMILY SHOE STORE give our customers. SCHUMACHER’S 214 Slate Si reel •Manager — If. R. I.utlw in. V. It. Esscr Big SHOE Store 21 S. Pinckney St. Prof. 1 eter (standing on h s last legs) : Maybe you didn’t knew it, but I ustcr could run! 'iii. i. : l, ''',n 'i 11 .,i l, : ,i;:i • mi,, ;imt r Maybe you’re looking for brackets or glue, All paper designs that really are new. U want some glass for your windows or doors, The paint for your houses, or wax for your floors— Zearch no longer! They’re at Mautz Brothers’ store. sjhhhmmamm wmm m rm m i ur� . � ;i i rftMiHiaJiBiMtic 214 WOLFF, KUBLY HIRSIG We have specialized the past two years in Leonard Refrigerators You owe it to yourself to see this refrigerator when you go to buy one. One piere porcelain lining is why cverybody wants the I eonar l. Mr. Wrabelz: We’ll get Phil Trainor a good job when he’s through school. Voice in the rear: Better get him a pension; he’ll be too old to work. Special Agents for Hi$h School Students Patronize Hanan Son SHOES Chocolate Shop Because it 's the Best Place in ToWn BREITENBACH BROS. 25 S. Pinckney St. 528 State Street Phone 684 R. L. Schmedeman Company Dry Goods and Notions The Home of Standard Goods at Lowest Prices 27 South Pinckney Street 108 East Main Street Gus Drives: Have an accident, Earl? Early W. (from under his car): No thanks, I just had one! THE APPAREL OFT PROCLAIMS THE MAN Because we are judged largely by appearances, we should see that our personal appearance Is always such as to create a favorable Impression. Good dressing Is not always a matter of wearing many or expensive clothes. It is more often attained by keeping our garments clean and fresh, neatly pressed and properly shaped. Send each of your suits to us at frequent intervals, and they will not only be kept clean, neat and properly pressed, but will be made to wear longer and look better longer than would otherwise be possible. So you see our service is not an expense but a real economy. PANTORIUM COMPANY The House of (Quality Phones 538 State Street 21« Democrat Printing Company Personal Service Printers M adison, w;sc onsin For tlie past four years Printers of tlieTychoberalin 217 $18 $15 Our made to measure clothes are a big hit with Madison high school men. Come in and have us show you “why”. 218