Macomb High School - Spiderweb Yearbook (Macomb, IL)

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THE SPIDER WEB Pete is certainly an industrious chemist. Lawrence Helms I invited my girl to the house party and she brought her maiden aunt. The maid's all right, but what did she want her aunt for? Teacher: I wouldn't slide down the bannisters that way, Pupil: Oh, how would you do it? Bud Lovell Earl Goin Patron: May I have some stationery? Hotel Clerk fhaughtilyl: Are you a guest of the house? Patron: I should say not! I'm paying 520.00 a day. 4 Royal Arcanum Bulletin. Do you regularly attend a place of worship? Yes, I'm on my way to see her now. Eloise McGinnis Howard Helms ii,-,im-liili ,-..m..-,.w,.-mu.-1 it .-Wgiii-I :umqii-.M-ii. it--.m.n1.m.-lm

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THE SPIDER WEB Alleyne Calvert Bill: I tried to steal a kiss from Dorothy and it landed on her chin. Put: Nothing funny uhout that. Bill: I know it. but after I kissed her. she said, 'Heavens Ahovelf' Coach: The bar in the pole vault is now at ten six. Student: Vv'hose favor, Mister? SECRETARIES We fear Mr. Selters and Mr. Quick would be in some dilliculty were they to lose the eiheient :iid of Miss Yeast and Miss Moore. Doc Adams Elizabeth jackson Clgiriee Moore at was-.

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THE SPIDER WEB muiQ-in1'gumigunuiunmgnnutimngmm1m4nSmmQmn4Qiunu1inmQuimgain-1mw1-nw1.nwq im Q miiQvvynoQmui3uuu1uuu31uwgiwugunini w1wn4Q CI1lvvvZIv1vv1 FO061' BALL SEQRES Macomb Opponents Macomb ----- ...... ........ 0 g Rushville .................... --- 9 Macomb -- ........ - Og Quincy .... ................ - 6 Macomb .... ............... O 3 Beardstown .... ............ 7 Macomb ..... ............ O g Hannibal ......... .............. 0 Macomb ...., --- .......... Og Bushnell --- .......... ------ 26 Macomb ....................... Og Galesburg ....................... 3 2 Macomb ....................... 6 g Keokuk ......................... 1 8 Macomb - - ..... 6, Ft. Madison ...... ...... 1 8 -T52 TT6 Macomb Opponents Macomb ....................... Og Galesburg ....................... 3 2 Macomb - - .................. Og Galesburg ........ ....... ..... 4 9 Og Q WISE Gus, said Bill, as he caught up with Gus on the way back to camp, are all the rest of the boys out of the woods yet? Yes, said Gus All six of them? Yes, all six of them. And they're all safe? Yep, answered Gus, they' 're all safe. Then, said Bill, his chest swelling, I've shot a deer. - Literary Digest. .- u Yes, these are lien days.- judge. Mrs. Higgins had just paid the last installment on a peram' bulator. ' Shop Assistant: Thank you, madam. How is the baby get' ting on now? Mrs. Higgins: Oh, he's all right. He's getting married next week. -Kingston Standard. AN' 061' HE-RWISE The Penn Mutual News Let- ter tells of a life insurance agent who called upon a big business man at the close of a busy day. When the agent had been admitted, the bigjfellow said: You ought to feel honored, highly honored, young man. Do you know that today I have re' fused to see seven insurance men? I know, said the agent. I'm them! -Forbes. They say that many Holly' wood hosts issue invitation cards to their. elaborate parties, read- ing:- Admit bearer and ONE wife. -Passing Show. Waitress: Have you given your order? Diner: Yes, but please change it to an entreaty. -Re- serve Red Cat. Weary Willie slouched into the pawn shop. How much will you give me for this over' coat? Isaac looked at it critically. Four dollars, he said Why, cried Weary Willie, that coat's worth ten dollars if it's worth a penny. I wouldn't give you ten dol- lars for two like that, sniffed Isaac. Four dollars or noth- ing. Are you sure that's all it's worth? asked Weary Willie. Four dollars, repeated Isaac. Well, here's yer four dol- lars, said Weary Willie. This overcoat was hangin' outside yer shop, and I was wonderin' how much it was really worth. - Vancouver Province. There's one thing a man can do that no woman can-pass a department store window with' out looking in.-Dallas News. lmI:Quin:Zimu:SuuI:Quin11:umQImuh1lnnimIIuhmIuIQuniltuvuivlnsuinwivuisvlniuruiuirviiiunbuiuljnunninliirbninwiuuntuiiukuunnblllnillliamllmiinn1uuu1nmq