MacMurray College - Tartan / Illiwoco Yearbook (Jacksonville, IL)

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The 1 1 J l PIGLETT 31i-Happy 18th! I IQ 1 I I Ir ll f- Y Sweet 18 and never been ? JL CXXX y LXXV X •We luv ya, SIS Ltd. - KOS CM M 302.311.312.313,314 The only small-rollege daily newspaper east of the Mississippi help WANTED, restaurant and THREE POUND CHUNK OF CONCRETE FALLS FROM GYM CEILING BEAM YESTERDAY To the editor: McClelland A piece of a support beam in the Education Complex gym ceiling fell to the floor yesterday afternoon about 2 p.m. Director of Athletics Robert Gay estimated that the piece weighed two and one- half to three pounds. It was nine inches long by five FOOTBALL KICKOFF POSSIBLE IN 1981 Hi, I ' m the Thanksgiving Turkey. You know how I acquired the name Turkey, don ' t you? Because I ' ve got sand for brains. When the farmer brought out the axe each November, I thought a half-inch thick. The chunk left a small half -inch deep hole in the floor. Gay said that pieces had to be dug out of the floor with a knife. The piaco landed on the left- hand border of the lane at the east end of the main basketball court. When a Daily Other repor- ter arrived at 2:30 p.m.. Director of Physical Plant Glenn Truitt was waiting for a pneumatic air-lift to arrive from Illinois College so he could inspect the ceiling. CAB PLANNING BUSY SCHEDULE To the early evening swimmers : What was that I said. He added that a Mac varsity would probably have to play JV teams from other schools because schedules are made out a couple of years in advance. SPACE INVADER TOURNAMENT - Round Robin. Sign up at carpus center desk today, tomorrow or Sunday. The tounament will begin Monday. The winner will receive an IM T-shirt, and the runner-up will receive another prize. ATTENTION!! Rumor has it... thought I saw? Nice little Lance Sadlek actually takes THANGSl The Lifeguard classes. ATTRACTIVE GIRL who can cook, clean room and do laundry. Some experience n eeded. Inquire Norris 1X0. CLOUD 9 carve up Dean Petty. I ' m sending you this letter so you can make alternate plans for your Thanksgiving feast. No more bread and sage enemas for me. I suggest you make a Spam meat loaf with Ex-Lax dressing. So long for now and forever. This year I ' m watching the football games. --Tom Turkey ZOZOKOS! Why did you cancel our date this weekend? Rut 2 HAPPINESS IS M.D. Go for it. Love J V. SOCCER OFFICIALS needed--$4 a game Saturday mornings. Call Estelle 2A3-5509. LOOKING FOR SOMETHING exciting to do over October break? How about traveling to Texas as a soccer fan bus ? An interest group is BACHELORS BEWARE: OPEN SEASON FOR LEAPING INTO MATRIMONY g formed— sign up at the Campus Center desk today! Every four years when leap year returns with its 366 days, it is especially wttlconed by those born on February 29; for then they can really celebrate their birth dates. According to one writer, leap year brings the ideal •xcuse for a young lassie Co pop the question to the gentleman of her choice. WATCH MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL AT BAHAN ' S SPECIAL PRICES DURING ENTIRE GAME an] SOCCER TEAM SEEDED NO.l IN PLAYOFFS m CO m o o An error in Friday ' s Other made the next-to-last he was going to clip my . L J u t. paragraph of the football toenails or somethinc not inches in diameter, and about „n n o « K o toenaij.s or sometning, not , . . unintelligible. turn me into a Butterball It should have read: Self -Basting ! Now, on my If we did go ahead with 325th re-incarnation , I see football, I would guess that the light. If you want turkey g a team could be fielded in for Thanksgiving this year, g the fall of 1981, Hibma O o - CD n: I— IS a m ya 5 o CO o o o - More info? Write Wendy 669. o o o a m -a 3 3» 30

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TARTAN 1980 MAC MURRAY COLLEGE JACKSONVILLE, IL. 62650