Lytton Community High School - Bark Yearbook (Lytton, IA)

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Miss X coming Miss Miss Miss Miss u If 1On. Miss Prophecy,continued 'Oh guess what The most horrible thing happened to me as I was here today I had a flat tire 'Oh you did How did you get it fixed? I . 'Oh I went to this garage and a young lady fixed it ' Which garage was this? 'Oh let me see I believe that the name was Schramn Service Stat- This lady had three of the cutest little boys Their names were Lenus George, and Gary I believe she said her name used to be Georgia Keiser . I can hardly wait for that great movie star to arive She grad- uated from this class too My, what a small world Her name before she cha- nged it was Karen Smith it is now Dimples Jones H Miss X The other day while at the circus I saw another old classmate, Carolyn Foley I'm sorry she couldn't make it tonight but it seems that her fleas haven't been feeling well So she had to stay with them They say she has the best trained flea act in the world Miss Y uThat s what I heard too I wonder where Daryl Schade is He s a mortician now you know. That kind of work would sure give me the creeps Miss X 'Do you remember Duane Shadle in school? Miss Y. ' Yes I do. He has an escort business now you know It s called Pete's Escort Business He even has special rates, such as holding hands which comes free of charge' Miss X Looks like June Bardole coming in Didn't think she would make lt tonight As you know she cooks for 170 lumbergacks out in a camp 1D Oregon Miss Y Here comes our society lady, Karen Oestreich, only she isn t Karen Oestreich anymore She is now the wife of the big financier Mr Phillip Francis Shultzinheimersmittsburger the third She is president of the Balt 1more Orioles Bird Watching Club of Baltimore, Maryland Miss X My land, who is that gentleman over there that keeps singing, Give me wine red heads and song ? Miss Y Land a goshen isn't that David MacLean? Isnlt he the one who just got ofa that atomic submarine, the Seawolf after being under the sea for two years? Miss X Why I believe it is I wonder why he keeps singing Give me wine, red heads and song? here? Miss X I hear Miss Y wonder Miss X Yes I do Isn't that Rhonda Kreft peeking around the punch table? she is an investigating agent for the FBI ' She's chasing someone and that someone looks like Glenna Smith what kind of orneryness she's been up to now?' Don t ask me how Iknow but Agent Kreft is probably trying to make er pay her back taxes M155 Y As the little man once said to the fat lady who had fallen in his lap as a result of an escalator ride when he reached the bottom This is as far as we go 'J D L CDaveJ Green Auctioneer 3 Realtor Sac City, Iowa F L Jackson E Sons ,,, Lytton Iowa sl B9 :fl NW 5 farms , Chief Print Shop 6 , ,X Sac City, Iowa Borcherding Clgthj-ng Nigga Al Sac City Iowa 4459,- Y. X ' ' u X. 1 .' Y: ' , X: , , ' ' Jr., . Y' . 3 . 5 'I ' : ' ' I n K ll l . I , . . , , - , .1 ' . . n - , I - . .- , qu ' . -I . I ll ll . .,yl - . u J u 7 h. 1' , , ll I u ' 7 Miss Y: I'm sure I don't know. Say, do you notice anything queer going on , A . , , I I : gl . I I f : 58 I h JI , I : ll II , ' 65 J - Il wif' ,I h.-N M13 H, Li? f -xm la Ii s .. lk 'UL

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PROPIIECY The scene is ten years after graduation from dear old Lytton High. The seniors of the class of '56 have gathered for a reunion. Off in a corner, watching the preceedings are two teachers who will remain nameless here. They seem to be carrying on a conversation. So lets evesdrop a little, shall we? Miss X: Hwell I see all the old seniors are back. They have really been going places these last few years. Look there's Senator Dale Greene coming in. I understad that he's on a commission for the proposed use of squirt guns for national defense.H Miss Y: Say isn't that Ron Miller with him? I hear he's a big imP01'fa11T3 designer for General Motors. He was always drawing cars instead of doing school work.H Miss X: HGee, this is interesting to stand around and watch these kids come in. Isn't that the Glasnapp twins coming through the door now? Do you know what they have been doing since graduation? Miss Y: 'Junith is a secretary to that big game hunter, John Hammerhold. I think I'll ask her if she sits on one knee and the rifle on the other. And Janice has become, of all things, a warden in a womens prisonf' Miss X: 'Well,my goodness isn't that Russ Hutchinson and Ellis Byriel stand- ing over by the punch table? I hear Ellis has been making good money in the hot rod business, I guess he won a cup the other dayf' Miss Y: YYes, I heard that too. And hasn't Russ been doing something revol- utionary in the pickle business. I,thought I read the other day that he in- vented a new way to pickle pickles. Miss X: 'Looks like a hen party over there, doesn't it? Isn't that Lois Freese, Ruth Boyd, and Connie Kelley over in the corner? I haven't heard what they've been un to. Do you know? Miss Y: QI hear that Ruth Boyd is the new president of the American Associa- tion for the Advancement of Tiddly-Winks. My, what an interesting job. I think Connie Kelley is the champion bowler of the United States. Heard she bowled 310 the other day, Connie says it wasn't easy even though the experts say it is impossible. Do you remember how shy Lois used to be? Well, she certainly has changed. Now she is a bullfighter in Mexicof' Miss X: 'I heard that the music for tonight is going to be provided by the Rock and Roll Squares. Isn't the bandleader Dean Carlson, and his drummer Duane Peyton, the one who is known as the hottest drummer this side of the Congo? Remember how they used to hate to jitterbug?u H Miss Y: To bad Marlene Cleland couldn't make it tonight. Miss X: 'iYes, it is. Wonder what she's doing now? Miss Y: 'Well, don't tell anybody but there is a rumor around that she is the redheaded wrestler, Tutti Frutti. And did you know that her manager is Glen Barte1s? Miss X: GI wonder why all the girls are crowding around that man over there? Why, isn't that John Everts? Miss Y: 'Say, did you know that he is that famous hair dresser from a New York sggon? H Miss X1 ' Oh, you mean Ze John ? U Miss Y: What I wouldn't give for him to fix my hair. How thrilling. -l Continued on next Page 7' 4.1, xi ,il, f' Glass X V - ' , :fjffiifzf o!5 A V' A L ,Q Q . M M 4 LQ WM

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CLASS Q WILL . 17 - ' -:.' We of the 1956 Graduating Class, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following articles: Article one: We, the Seniors, leave to dear old Lytton High, the best four years of our lives with the hopes that some of the faculty can go back and pick up a few remains of what was originally their own happy lives before they came in contact with us. Article two: The bookeeping class wills Mr. Lashier his empty ink eradicator bottles. Article three: To Mr. Brunsvold, the government class wills the tatter- ed remains of the desks in his room. Article four: Janice Glasnapp wills her ability to stick to going steady ghrough thick and thin--through broken legs and bowling balls to Jo o . Duane Peyton wills the embarrassed red of his ears to Dennis Schoneboom with the hope that it will come in handy. Lois Freeze wills her beautifully cooked T-Bone steaks to Nancy Blair, Carolyn Foley wills her out-of-town friends to Leona Williams. For the details of technique, you'll have to check with Carolyn, Leona. Daryl scnade wills the Naughty Lady of scnadws Lane to anyone who Wants h . , er Connie Kelley wills her Zink to the gir1's Basketball team with the hopes that they can use it next year when they go to the state tournaments. Dale Greene wills his red hot temper to Leland Hinrichs. Think you can use it, Leland? L Russ Hutchdnson wills his roller skates and pillow to Marcia Hull. John Everts wills an inch of his long legs to little Sharlene Mason- Do you want it, Sharlene? June Bardole wills her quietness to Judy Hopkins. Use it, Judy, it ll do you good Junith Glasnapp wills her goofy giggle to Dorthy Rix, on the condition she uses it often. Georgia Keiser wills her nickname HStrong Kissern to Donald Cleland. Ruth Boyd wills her seat in the back of the assembles' t0 D011 Ringsen- berg so that when the old school gives him a rough time, he won't have so far to go to get to the door. Pete Shadle wills his orneryness to Ed Huster. Not that he needs it, of course. Red Byriel wills his hot rod and his scientific ability to take a corner on two wheels to Mike Owen Just hope you are as lucky. Glen Bartels wills his beautiful basketball legs to Leroy Meyer. Dean Carlson wills his nickname NBleachien and his recipe for bleaching hair to Tom Jones. Tootie Cleland wills her bright blush to one Delbert Kreft. Glenna Smith wills her ability to mess up transmissions and start cars without keys to anyone who gets that ornery feeling now and then. Karen Smith wills her Lake City acquaintances to her sister, Dianne, to sort of help the family interests in that direction. Ron Miller, who definitely believes that gentlemen prefer blonds, wills one of his extra blonds to anyone who needs a blond. Karen Oestreich wills her ability to keep quiet at the right time to Marilyn Kreft, who doesn't do so well. David MacLean wills his way with the women and his cracked water pistol to Kell Meusburger. Snooky Kreft wills her formal to Pat Ringgenberg. There's a guarantee on it and she will even throw in a pair of suspenders to back up the guarantee. This one won't fall down.