Lyons High School - Lyons Tale Yearbook (Lyons, NY)

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QC It 15 the year l970 I cl1mb 1nto my wa1t1ng space sh1p to take a short trlp to the moon Because of the tremendous speed of my rocket sh1p I black out Hazy v1s1ons of my former classmates flash before my eyes Wayn1e Allen w1th h1s beaut1ful voxce IS another Edd1e F1sher Margaret Avery 15 1n pr1son for smuggl1ng op1um Duck Bast1an and Jamtor Edd1e Boyle bu1lt a remote control broom to sweep up the halls of L C S Lu.Tean Brown runs LuJ'ean s Reduc1ng Salon Quack Catald1 s L C S football team has won every game Marengo South Sodus Alloway Slatersv1lle and Lock Berhn Kenny Chalker owns Ken s Comfy Shoe Company the largest shoe manufacturer 1n the world Donna Cole IS a truck dr1ver for the Str1pe Pav1ng Company Pancho DeSa1n IS a hook shot art1st for the Rochester Royals Gerry DeSa1n runs a Fox farm 1n Lock Berl1n Barb Fox works 1n a pet shop teach1ng parrots how to talk Fxtz Gutschow IS g1v1ng Harry s T1re Shop compet1t1on by sell1ng Gulf gasol1ne at l55f a gallon Paul Hess bought the Brooklyn Br1dge for S15 98 He st1ll can t f1gure out why the guy sold lt to h1m so cheap Spo Incarnato and h1s red headed Wlfe are co owners of the Belhurst June .Tust1no IS pres1dent of .T .T Newberry and Company Sharon Krexss IS pumpxng gas and glV1Hg grease Jobs at Gutschow s Gulf Statlon Sher1 Lander works on T V beer commerc1als as Pretty L1ttle Blue Eyed .Tenny Dav1d Langlo1s 1S tra1n1ng h1s VO1Ce by call1ng cows on a Texas dude ranch Joyce Lenhart 1S work1ng as a barker for R1ngl1ng Brothers Barnum and Ba1ley C1rcus unan1mous vote Bud Mclntyre 1S the s1lent partner 1n Barb Fox s pet shop Corr1ne M1erke 1S teach1ng Amer1can H1story 1n the new h1gh school Boob Mess1nger des1gns p1nball mach1nes for Bllotta s Chuck Hot Dog M1ll1rnan IS Mr Amer1ca of l970 Ray N1le sells chopped up angle worms 1n macaron1 boxes to the suspectlng L C S Cafeter1a MOVIE star Gene N1les has Just been voted the World s Greatest Lover Ronn1e Perry 15 the Flywelght Boxmg Champ1on of the U S Dolly P1lOZZ1 1S st1ll k1ck1ng k1dS out of Dom s D1ck PTICS souped up h1s Bu1ck and won the Ind1anapol1s 500 m1le race Dor1s Ramph 1S draw1ng pxctures for the Esqu1re Calendar Conn1e Reddout 1S st1ll standlng on the reg1ster 1n Mr Sull1van s room George Reed 15 h1gh scorer for the Marengo Fly1ng Panthers basketball team Vlrglnla Renz1 has wr1tten a best sell1ng book Ten Easy Steps to Learn1ng Amer1can H1story Luke Shuler 1S bat boy for the Dutchtown DeV1lS Jacky Sm1th 1S the f1rst lady pres1dent of the U S Ears Snell IS a calculus professor at Colgate UH1V6TS1tY Mary Al1ce Talbo IS work1ng as a surveyor s apprent1ce D1ck Tuscher has taken over Freddy Sm1th s garbage route Bruce Warren IS serv1ng a twenty year b1gamy term 1n S1ng S1ng Betty W1ckum s1ngs bass w1th the Four Aces Jun Yaskow fmally sa1d Yes when Pearl proposed to h1m Ralph Yates stars as a handsome gun sl1nger 1n the Western movze Cactus Andy R1dCS Aga1n 20 . , , ,t . ,' . . . . . . . . ! ! ' I as an - - - - - . . . . ti 1 ' DI an nv 'n , . . . . , 1 1 r o tl L I! 7 . . . ,I . . ,' . A4 Il ' ' ' O lb 91 ' ' ' 1, - g, . . . ,. 5 . ,, . .I . . . , . lt ll ' . ' AS li . . . ' ' . . . I, , ' IO . . ,, . ll Bruce Lester finally was elected President of the U, S, Liars Club by a . . . , u or ' ' ' - - A ' an Il ' ' ' ' . S . . un- ' . . . ' . ' ll I I, lt Il ' ' ' ' ' ' ' it l ll . . . . . . . . ' ' It ' . ll Y . . . . . .. 7 . . . ,, tl Ui ' Ll ' ll u in - . 0 ' - . . . , . - a . . I ' ' ' ll 10 O ' ' - um no ' I . . . ,, - ' n C

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SAYING Yes' What s the latest dlftr, BOUGAQ' Thanks Coach Excuse me What tlme s thls paper gotta be out Joe? My man w1ll' Ah women' Yep' W1sh George were here Oh come on Jac' Better late than never Guess what Id1d Holy cow' Aw go on' Dubob W1ll do' What A babe Yes M1s s Tlerney Pearl What s Gutschow got that lhaven t9 Why not? As llttle as poss1ble Ah women' Let s eat Just call me star' Walt t1l next year Aw' Wonder 1f I got a letter Let s have a party The heck w1th you Loog out Just loog out Sherry Just count on me Santa Just one more bucket Hurry up' You re a mental case Who? Me? Holy Cow' E1' Y1' y1' Let s get serrous Ill be seemg you FAVORITE PAST IME Cuttlng down Xmas trees Gomg to Newark Playlng plng pong at the center Eatlng hotdogs Hurrylng thru dmner to see Lorralne Golng to summer school Sew1ng clothes Hot roddlng around town Wear1ng her coat ln Hlstory Class Wr1t1ng letters to George Bettmng the Yankees w1ll w1n Mus1c Sleeplng Talklng to George on he phone Robb1ng cradles Readmg letters Workmg on the yearbook Eatlng 1ce cream Intramurals Sklppmg school Lohman s house Homework Crulsxng around Newark Eat1ng Robbmg cradles L1sten1ng to Dodger games Loafmng Practlclng cooklng for Petey Play1ng taxl for g1rls 1n Clyde Kenny R1d1ng around d1fferent towns Stay1ng up at Kre1ss s Dreamlng Gomg down to Trombmo Wr1t1ng love letters Sleepmg Studylng Huntlng 2 legged deer Talkmng Newark Walklng w1th Joan 19 WHAT WILL MISS MOST G1rls Go1ng to the llbrary 7th perlod Be1ng k1cked out of 6th perlod studyhall Mr Blackwell Lorraxne Johnson Sleepxng ln Hlstory class Work1ng IU Dom s Flmrtlng w1th the glrls Playlng basketball Mr Sulllvan s H1story class Read1ng paper mn 6th perlod l1brary Playlng plano 1n cho1r The long laps 1n gym lst per1od gym class School work Walklng up the sta1rs Yearbooks Mlss Martm s cheerful Keep Qulet Bruce Rmdes durlng noon hours H15 corner by the dr1nk1ng fountamn Sherry Krelss Mr Bo1ce s say1ng All r1ght Allen 3 more laps Rldes on the school bus Glrls Foxme and Talbo The Freshman g1rls Ralph T1ccon1 Basketball Makmng m1stakes w1th F1x1e homemaklng Chattlng vuth the guys 1n H1story Mr Mag1ll Mr Gould s lectures Mr Maglll s speakmg express1on V1Ck1 s cheerleadmng grace Foollng vuth Snell ln shop Gettlng lOO s 1n everythlng Walkmg to the Brownson House Mr Buell s asslgnments Mr Resue 's cornphments Her llttle offlce The chalk that Mr Gould throws Talk1ng w1th Joan between per1ods , . . . . . L a . , , . . . . , . . . . . , . .. . , . . . . . . , I ,, ' 97 I , . Ag 1 l ' U ' ll ' . . 91 ! , . . . ,. . . . . I IH , I . . . . Y. . . . . . . , , . . . , . , . . . . . ., . . . , . . . S I .. . , . . , . . a ' ' 1 , . I . , . . . . .

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