Lyons High School - Lions Den Yearbook (Lyons, IN)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPH ECY I DANGEROUS DEA NIE PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER l Deanie started his career as soon as he finished school. He graduated from Lyons High and within four years he has reached his goal which was to be- i come Public Enemy Number l. Now a year later, he is in danger of losing his title. Things have been getting pretty tough for the notorious outlaw. His gun moll was picked up by the police a month ago. It has been rumored that Deanie is going to break Luscious Lynn out of jail and take his bookie and leave the country. The pictures above were taken as Lynn was being taken to jail. HOUSEWIFE ARRESTED FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE The police SIaI1Ol'l was a busy place this morning when a 25 year old bride was arrested when her next door neighbor called the police and told them tt sounded llke someone was being murdered next door Police investigated and found Mrs Hercules Hattie chasing h r husbard W1 ls a baseball bat It seems he had disapproved of what she had fixed for dinner After being questioned at the station she promlsed to throw away her bat and was released into the custody of her husband and they made peace and went home to supper The policeman an award wmner for bravery told the press he would rather capture a dangerous criminal than arrest a mad housewife It seems Mrs Hattie had resented the policeman s interference and had kicked him in the shins hit htm over the head with the ball bat and bit htm Officer Wtzzard Ozz IS reported doing fine GOVERNOR BRAUN ANNOUNCES HER INTENTIONS OF RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN THE ELECTION OF 1965 Governor Brains Braun asks that everyone recall her wonderful record as Governor of Indiana Her law that only women under 39 are eligible to receive drtvers license has cut the number of traffic accidents 90070 Her new bill to provide schools with teachers who do not have to ask the students questions about the lessons should improve the standard of schools 100070 Vote for Governor Brains Braun in the next election LOST 85 FOUND Found 2 arms and 2 legs Everyone check you may be walking around with no arms and no legs While walking down Broken Ave Mx Noble Norman found 2 arms and 2 legs if these are yours write to Noble Norman Knottte Knew Street Noblesville Indiana l . . . C A I L I I v , 2. ' x , we x -gy, A ' ' ' . J'- ' I ff' . . 4 V . . , . 1 1 3 v , 1 - '-

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SENIGR CLASS WILL We the Senlor Class of 1957 of Lyons Hxgh School berng of sound body and mrnd do publlsh and declare thrs to be our last w1ll and testament To the Freshmen we wrll our grxt and determrnatron to frnrsh hlgh school desprte the TEACHERS To the Admlnlstratxon we wxll a bookkeeper and a secretary To the Faculty we wlll a lounglng room to replace the borler room I TOMMY BEDWELL w1l1 MQ my trrps to Elnora fro get free cheese'PJ I 9 T I ff to B111 and Gary 5 4.-D -.9 0,9 I BARBARA WRIGHT as w1Il my IISSUS to the Ianrtors No prcture needed 3 I, , To the Janrtors we wrll a load of coal we re I GALE BROWNING W111 my I NORMAN SHEPHERD Y froze' ab1l1ty to tell lousy Jokes to hm mu my ablhty to mn the School Flsh to Sharon Frederlck 141 'imma ALL THE To the Cooks we wrll a new , Q 0 slnk that doesn t SHAKE RATTLE 4 and ROLL .usvvP-'4 I MARYLIN BRAUN wlll my passrng grades rn Hrstory to Nancy Rady X fm I 4, To the Bus Drlvers we w1l1 b k helrcopters to get through the X X N-A X snow and mud -92 f I NILAND RAPER w111 my many many years 1n I BRUCE OBBORN wrll my ab111ty School to Ada Plunkett to get rnto trouble to Gary Hunter M' X wmw 1 To the Juniors we w1ll the mem W fi 6 KJ ory of our smllrng faces ln H1story 1 5 Class I PA TTY HESHELMAN Wlll Ls zytzfxzfrgshsfg m 'jf Ybri 5 x f Lb LE N To the Sophomores we w1ll our I LINDA BROWN H f excepnonal abrlrty to get on the Honor 6 ' nwh 'lin :Ly iiijrue 5 i R011 xpressron, o, me to s IS 'I W1IH6SS8d by f 313' a A I 1 u . . . . I . I 7 I ' 2 0 I ' . . :rss J . K ' 'J2 f -J-A N A ,g i- 'W il': Y: 3-:fr ' . . ' , .' . A X 0 I . ' fx ,I E5 N-e I 1 A . ' 3: 0 ' . , gl 7' i ' . ' ' ' ,Q . 1 - ' QVX ' ' ' . WX X. .bn K ' - .Q 963 , X11 ' - ' 1 1-E 't slv' 5 . .' . - -iz xl l - . I I Q ' U 6

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JOLLY GA LIE FIRED Jolly Galre was frred today from hrs pos1t1on as prtcher for the League of Laughs The manager sard he had no complalnts about h1s prtchmg but he always wore the other players out before they left the dugout by tellrng Jokes and makrng them laugh so hard Doesn t anyone want a number one Jolly Galle ball player fThe photographer caught hrm at an off mrnute Q a C NEW TA VERN OPENS WONDERFUL ENTERTAINMENT Trpsy Tommy IS back rn town He has opened a new tavern at the corner of Pap s and Rlbbon Street called the Blue Bottle It IS dOlHg a successful busmess One reason could be the entertarnment whrch features the famous Nrght Club Srnger Mlss Trna Trssue known for her unusual arrangement of songs Come here for an entertammg evenmg' CAN YOU IMAGINE Tommy Bedwell not havrng t o o much to do Marylm Braun not talkrng about her famrly dogs Lxnda Brown dr1v1ng anyth1ng but a red 50 Oldsmob1le Gale Brownrng not telling corny Jokes Patty Heshelman not dr1v1ng around the square on Saturday Nrght Bruce Osborn grvrng up hrs gurtar for ANY grrl Nrland Raper drrvrng a Chevrolet Norman Shepherd not berng where he s not supposed to be Barbara Wrrght berng called anyth1ng but Babs Snake Trssue Wrrght The Junrors spendrng money The Sophomores havrng anyone on the honor roll The Freshmen not berng together Patsy Mullrs berng mussed up Mary lane Patterson not berng the loudest and best rn the band Marsha Prckard not complalnrng Larry Corns fat and wrthout a crgarette Barbara Ioslrn wrthout her FA KE twrst Ann Boyle not bemg up on the latest gossrp Larry Waggoner not tryrng to walk 11ke Bob Ault Russell Grlstrap not lookrng lrke Elmer Fudd hm Frsh lookrng catty Trm Gregory not tryrng to look catty aft we U Suk E mf K x X ' .-D . 1 1 I '