Lyndon State College - Northern Lights Yearbook (Lyndonville, VT)

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GLORIOUS BEER I-et me sing you a song of a gargle, A lotion to me very dear. I refer to that grand lubricator 1 hat wonderful tonic called beer. boom. boom. boom, boom Beer, beer, glorious beer. Fill yourself right up to here. Don’t be afraid of it. Drink till you’re made of it, Drink up that old lager beer, boom, boom, boom, boom. Drink a great deal of it, make a whole meal of it, Come, boys, a rousing good cheer: More beer! Up with the sale of it. Down with a bale of it! Glorious, glorious beer. DRUNK LAST NIGHT Drunk last night, drunk the night before, Gonna get drunk tonight like we’ve never been drunk before, For when we’re drunk we’re as happy as can be, For we all go to LSC Singing glorious, glorious. One keg of beer for the four of us, Sing glory be to God that there are no more of us. For one of us could drink it all alone. All alone (damn near), all alone (damn near). Glory be to God that there are no more of us. For one of us could drink it all alone. OH IT’S BEER BEER BEER Oh it’s beer beer beer that makes you want to cheer. In the corps, in the corps, Oh it’s beer beer beer that makes you want to cheer. In the Quartermaster, Quartermaster corps. My eyes are dim, I cannot see. I did hey not ho bring my specs with me. Whisky-Frisky Rye-Spry Vermouth-U ncouth Gin-Sin Rum-Bum Vodka-Hotka Sherry-Hairy Port-Sport Water-Oughter Bourbon-Urban Pepsi-Sexy H'O-Go Tea-P Ale-Hale Schenley’s-Friendly Coke-Broke BARKEEP, BARKEEP (Tune: “Daisy, Daisy”) Barkeep, barkeep, give me your answer true, I’m half crazy over your foamy brew. I don’t have any money, but wouldn’t I look funny, Staring at you, across the bar. without any drink in my hand