Lyndon State College - Northern Lights Yearbook (Lyndonville, VT)

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January - 1938 believe she’s Virginia Martin’s sister! Special request: We would like Miss Rudd to change her name to Dorothy Dix and run a column in our next is- sue entitled “Advice to the Lovelorn”. Wanted: A ready-made family for Miss Hoffman so that she can speak from “actual experience”. We are convinced that Miss Fernow missed her calling—she should have been a carpenter in view of her “con- tracting” ability! It seems that there are two Fresh- man boys who are unwilling to exhibit their talents in Art and Psychology (?) but two Junior girls discovered their cleverness and now the truth is known. Tch! Tch! Boys will be boys! [29]

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V E R L Y N On-Campus Observations Have you read the new book by Mr. Hapgood—“What To Do and When To Do It in Basketball!” Mr. Mathewson and Mr. Hapgood have started a correspondence course in chapel. Due to an unintentional slip of the tongue by one of the faculty members, the truth is at last known: Miss Drew can shake a leg. Although the faculty were confined in a coffin at the time of the circus, their ghosts have certainly seen that the pupils still have enough work to keep their minds occupied. Wanted: A trailer for Mr. Bagster- Collins to be used as a smoking-room between classes. Kathryn Munn has marvelous eye- sight for she told Mr. Hapgood in Nature class that she saw Orion going home the other night. Four of our industrious (?) Seniors exhibited their talents in Sanborn House living-room by giving to an in- terested audience the Minuet combined with the Big Apple. Henry Ford swears that “azimuth” is a huffing and puffing disease! Wanted by Mr. Hapgood: A second- hand washing machine to start auto- matically at 6:00 A. M. What ho! A very perky Ford rumbl- ed into Social Problems Class and lo! there was no parking space. Mr. Math- ewson very kindly gave him his chair and the Ford almost took a “back flip” in it. We might have expected this on a Monday morning but on Thursday —Fie upon you, Henry! Speaking of projects — Miss Hoff- man thinks our boys did quite well in the circus, considering their low I. Q.’s. Every once in a while the Senior American History class takes a fifty minute nap — Miss Fernow wishes they’d take their very rugged snooze outside of class time. Have you noticed the knit-wits who adorn our livingroom noons and even- ings? We certainly have become well ac- quainted with “Nola” in the past few weeks. We’re now wondering if Esther and Mona could vary their duet pro- gram with an occasional rendition of “Chopsticks”. Lost: several inches of Dignity by H. Carleton Merriam when he flatten- ed himself neatly on the sidewalk be- fore Sanborn House. Will finder please return said Dignity at once! Our Har- land hasn’t been the same since! Wanted: Donations for the begin- ning of a Gum Fund for Mr. Matthew- son so he can always have his chew during the basketball games. We have found out that Curt Lam- berton’s idea of a good time is buying a lollypop and going on a “binge”. Kay Munn may be of the convincing type, but she can’t make Harley Folsom [28]

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 THE JENKS Brain and Brawn Muscles are not created in the Gym- nasium or on the Athletic Field. STUDIO Proper exertion and exercise achieve their healthful develop- ment. Portrait and Commercial Nor are Brains a creation of the Class Room and Laboratory. In- tellectual gymnastics serve to give us keen active minds. Mental PHOTOGRAPHY capability and capacity are the re- sult of deliberate mental effort. St. Johnsbury, Vermont Opportunities for the development of Brain and Brawn are offered by The University of Vermont Burlington THE PREVOST WATERMAN’S SHOP INC. St. Johnsbury, Vermont St. Johnsbury, Vermont Harold J. Dunbar PALMER BROS. PLUMBING and HEATING $f fr Petro-Nokol Burners Send n ( Sales — Service Lyndon Tel. 167 Vermont St. Johnsbury, Vermont