Lyndon High School - Tiger Yearbook (Lyndon, KS)

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CLASS .IOYCE WELLBORN does hereby be- queath her naturally curly hair to MARY ANN BRADSHAW. PHYLLIS ANN MARKLEY does hereby bequeath her flirting ability to LORENE DLUGOSH. JANIS PETERS does hereby bequeath her broad shoulders and quiet ways to BERDEEN BAUCK. RUTH ANN SKIDMORE does herebybe- queath her loud mouth to PATRICIA REN- FRO. BARBARA SWISHER does hereby be- queath her blushing Ways to DORIS HUS- TED. SHIRLEY PEARSON does hereby be- queath her gurgling giggles to LAVON ROSETTA. JENNIE LEE GOLDSMITH does hereby bequeath her abilityto go steadyto SHIRLEY OGLE. JEAN VENARD does hereby bequeath her A Model to MR. YORK. DOROTHY LEWIS does hereby bequeath her batting ability to MRS. BUSHNO. BETTYSIPES does hereby bequeath her abilityto go with Gardner men to GEORGIA SKIDMORE. LARRY BAILEY does hereby bequeath his romantic ways to DAVID BRADSHAW. CHARLES BEATTY does hereby be- queath his high scholastic ability to FLOYD WRIGHT. DALE BOWERS does hereby bequeath his superior athletic ability to DEAN GLEISBURG. PAUL BRECHEISEN does hereby be- queath his telephone numbers to DANNY BRECHEISEN. BILL FARRAR does hereby bequeath his musical ability to DANNY REED. 6 REX FEATI-IERSTON does hereby be- queath his razorback hogs from Arkansas to VIRGINIA CATES, DARLY MICHAEL does hereby bequeath his towering height to LESLIE PEARSON. LELAND JENSEN does herebybequeath his romantic touch with the ladies to GEORGE GARDNER. MELVILLE I-IANNA does hereby be- queath his reserved manner to JIMMY MCDANIEL. BOB NELSONdoes herebybequeath his ability to keep his car in shape to go to Osage to MAX PROSSER. DICK VARNER does hereby bequeath his ability to talk fast to LYNNE CAMP- BELL. FRANK NETTLETONdoes hereby give the name of Nettleton to JENNIE LEE GOLDSMITI-I. CHARLES NICOLAY does hereby be- queath his sane driving ability to CAROL PETERSON. BILL PERSINGER does hereby bequeath his ability to tell dirty stories to LEROY CROCKER. HARRY TURVEY does hereby bequeath his slim figure to GLENN BAUCK. WILL

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SENIOR OFFICERS REX FEATHERST ON President LELAND JENSEN Vice -President CLASS FLOWER Carnation CLASS MOTTO The Higher the Climbg the Broader the View. CLASS COLORS Scarlet and Silver Gray V, I A T L e ' R- 54 ereendii , A - 1-ffl? I , JANIS PETERS MELVILLE HANNA Treasurer BILL FARRAR Reporter This page sponsored by the Corner Grocery, Max Cates and Bill Gray.

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CLASS The famous rancher from Texas, Mr. Frank Nettleton, and his wife, the former Miss Jennie Lee Goldsmith, and their twelve little nettles were seen at the Quenemo corn carnvial showing their Reg- istered Angus Cattle, Flash: Sweet Mamma String Bean, the former Miss Joyce Wellborn, has just taken Miss Margaret Truman's position on the Brush Creek Follies Program, winning her esteemed place with her new featured song hit, Twiggy River. We have just received the exciting news that Miss Ruth AnnSkidmore, has justbeen promoted to Chief grave digger of the Walk 'em ln and Carry 'em Out Skid-No-More hospital. Miss Janis-hold-em-tight Peters, after faithfully courting Mr. Richard Mickelson for twenty-five long years has finally per- suaded him to let her announce their en- gagement. Her comment: Love that Old man! Mrs.P.H. Menninger fPhyllis Markleyj the well-known child psychologist has dis- covered a new method for controlling de- linquent children--capital punishment. Miss Barbara Swisher, a former con- cert pianist, has recently taken up the ac- cordian so she can make a living on the street corners. She has a monkey with her named Mike. Mr. Darylllllichael, a retired athlete, is heard to be engaged in monkey business. Miss Betty Ellen Sipes fand we regret to say Missl is still going to Gardner to see one of her many masculine admirers. We are hoping she'll decide soon. Mr. Leland Jensen was seen at the AmericanRoyal lastweek showing his Her- eford cattle andwas also seen squiring his Indian friend from Oklahoma. He can't seem to decide betweenhis many hometown girls and Minnie. Charmboy remembered by his old friends as Larry Bailey, has recently com- pleted a tour of all WAC camps in the U.S. His only comment: They're either too young or too old. Melville Hanna, a rich bachelor farmer from Texas, has recently discovered oil on his twenty-acre farm. Latest report: He has just bought the Brooklyn Bridge. Harry Turvey, the famour rancher from north of town, has reported his method of making money sheep herding. Miss Shirley Pearson, the famous so- cialite from New YorkCity, is marrying the fabulously wealthy socialist Alan Evans of Lyndon. This makes his first wife and her seventh husband. She took her maiden name back after all previous marriages. Charles Beatty, the expert horseman, is still trying to persuade the drugstore cow- boys to ride to Lawrence in all theirfestive dress. Charles Nicolay has justbecome one of Joey Chitwoods' Helldrivers, His comment: Love to wreck them cars. Bill Persinger by relying on his good looks has all the girls swooning when he ap- pears on his fifteen-minute television show. The name of his show is Lone Bill Rides Again.' Dick Varner noted for his slow talking has just been announced the world's best news commentator by the Radio Guild Cor - poration. Rex Featherston, noted lobbyistjis in Washington, still arguing against the dam project. Latest reportis thathe stillhas his head above water. Bob Nelson, famous for his infectious giggle, has just signed a contract on the Can You Top This Giggle' program. Dorothy Lewis, well-known girl athlete, hasjust swum the English Channel. Her only comment was Baby, it's cold in there. The expert south paw, Paul Brecheisen, has just finished his 50th season with the New York Yankees. He plans to retirewhen he reaches middle age. Dale Bowers, one of the more intel- lectual students of our class , has been elect- ed President of the Bell Telephone Com - pany. He reports that business is buzzing with little Bells. Bill Farrar, after many years of pas- sionately practicing his clarinet, has finally persuaded Mr. Wiley to let him toot his horn in last chair of the K.U. orchestra. PROPHECV