Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

 - Class of 1981

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Prophecy Twenty long years after our graduation, we are staging our class reunion. It is no coincidence it was scheduled dur- ing the space odyssey as our class was an odyssey in itself. One hundred million miles above the former location of Lyme orbits the space station in which our gala will be held. It took Mike Jones ten years to design our station, but with the multimillion commission he bought the station and operates the Latest Playboy Hotel. Inside the station the party is about to begin. A great jolt startles the partiers but not to worry. Stuart Ricketl materializes in the crowd and explains that his retro-rockets failed and he hit the space station. Kevin Calhoun is tending bar and surprisingly enough is doing all the talking instead of listening. Lisa Hayes is at the bar sipping a Coke and she’s actually listening to Kevin. She’s been waiting for twenty minutes to say, “Excuse me. I have to leave.” Eddie Perkins just fell down the stairs. He was outside welding the crack Stuart put in the station. He forgot his shield and can't see too well. Scott Mussot arrives in his “Speed of Light space wrecker with the Buiek in tow. He got halfway between Earth and Mars when the old 455 finally spit up the pistons. A shrill “MR. MOORE arises from the crowd. It seems Kathy Male found a fly in her coffee and insists Mr. Moore put it there. Bill Fish is already asking people for a ride home. It seems someone let the air out of his deflector shields. A loud roar followed by the whine of a space patrol car announces the arrival of the Paw lings. The officer says they were doing three times the speed of light in a sound zone. Vicki Leavitt arrives in a bright red dress and purple shoes. They were pre-wedding gifts. She is planning a mass wed- ding next year. Mike Rust was just thrown in an air lock. He fell asleep on the couch and we won't stand for party-poopers here. We notice two whip-antennae springing around. We tracked them down and found Greg Failing under them. It seems he has invented a C.B. unit to fit inside a baseball cap. He says he is talking to one of his good-buddies on Venus. Suddenly, shouts are heard coming from the foyer and we see Tina Orvis arriving milliseconds before a great mob of violent people. Oh, it’s only the Valentines. No need to worry, it’s like this all the time. Lisa Hills arrives late. She had trouble finding a sitter for her ten little Indians. A cloud of smoke arises amidst the crowd and the fire department is called to extinguish a small fire. Matt Revelle explains he didn't put the Bottle Rocket in the newspaper. It flew in by accident. Aha, time for the entertainment — a little rock-n-roll. Dave Berkman and The Low Riders. Dave formed the group a few years back and was an instant success. He has enjoyed multimillion dollar success but still can't get along with Lisa Hayes. Penny O’Brien is busy with her pocket computer figuring out the total cost of our reunion. “Oh, no,” she moans. “We’re 371 over budget. What shall we do?” While she frets, we all think of how much she reminds us of Mr. Moore. A crash of glass startles the crowd and a soccer ball rolls through the ball room. Scott Rickett peeks through the shattered window and sighs, It wasn't my fault, honest. It hit the cross bar and came back out.” Randy Stumpf has invited us out to the hanger area to see his new 10-rocket drive Ford Custom Space Ranger. He says it’ll do three quarters light speed and he can smoke the engine in dense fog. Barry Pete and Ray W right arrive with goofy grins on their faces. After ten minutes of explaining we find out they can only stay for an hour as they are affecting repairs on their ship, the “TMB Express”. Then they must finish their smuggling trip to the far side of the Universe. Mike Hines arrives late as he did at Lyme before graduation. Better late than never. Julie Brass is wandering around with three guys. She couldn’t make up her mind so she brought all three. Bill Scarpcchi is sitting off to the side with his box of Twinkies. He is now a great philosopher and does his best thinking with a Twinkie in his mouth. Everyone is now standing in a circle around the dance floor. Mary Kimmis is smokin' the soles off her shoes. She is showing us the dance she does in her new movie, “Tuesday Night Cold. Della VanAlstyne is still trying to arrange us in alphabetical order, just like a librarian. Todd Fleming just dropped in . . . literally. He was on the space deck mourning for his '69 Chevy Truck. He just heard one was sold for S37 million as an antique. Sylvia Raso will be a few days late for our two week party. Someone told her it starts next year. She didn't know they were kidding until a week ago. Mike wondered where Kenny Towne was. He was seen earlier but is nowhere to be found. After several minutes, Matt shouts, “I found him. He's in the sound room listening to Iron Butterfly and the latest from Detroit Iron . Now that all are present and accounted for, we can get down to some serious fun. LET THE GAMES BEGIN! 18

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Class Will I. David Brrkman, leave my Quiet and Studiou.s image to David Cosier. I. Julie Brass, leave my love with my family, my cool temper to my brothers Keith and Chris, and my basketball scorebook to anyone who thinks they ran handle the reffs. I. Kevin Calhoun, leave my ability to ride tricycles gallantly to Gary Wells. Good luck. I. Bill Fish, leave my art ability to anyone with a pencil handy, and my name “Fish” to my cousins, Paula and Jim to carry it on. I. Todd 1 leming. leave my 5 soccer uniform to Mike Towne in hopes that he'll carry on the tradition and my Anlonelli Driving School Diploma to Kevin Thompson. I, Lisa Mayes, leave to all of you, my ability to smile and love life, and to Mr. Moore, the unforgettable question, “Who ever heard of Fd. Science anyway?” I, Lisa Hills, leave my ability to play all 4 sports, show good sportsmanship, and keep up good grades all thru high school to anyone who believes they can succeed. I, Mary Kimmis, leave my ability to have friends like Tina and Lisa and still be voted “Most Quiet”. I, Vicki Leavitt, leave my ability to keep up w ith the 4th graders in gym class to Krista Yott in hopes that she can. 1, Kathy Male, leave my soccer uniforms Nos. 1 and 3 to my sister, Susan and my ability to he so good-natured in Mr. Moore’s homeroom to anyone who wants it. 1, Scott Mussot, leave my smarts to my sister, Michele. I, Penny O Brien, leave my ability to be appointed to committees to anyone who wants to be run ragged and as slim as I am. I. Tina Orvis, leave my “Most Studious” image to my sister Lori, the Orvis that really deserves it, and to the teachers of L.C.S. 1 leave a warning: You thought 1 was crazy, well, get ready for Kathy. I, Sylvia Raso, leave to my sister, Cheryl, my ability to be tough in sports and to JoAnne White my gym socks. 1. Matt Revelle, leave ... IF I pass English 12. I, Scott Rickett, leave to Tim Mount my ability to have as much fun participating in sports as 1 had. I, Stuart Rickett, leave my Volkswagen to Tom Morrow. He likes to walk a lot. I, Mike Rust, leave my ability to use the same excuse for skipping Voc. to Kevin Thompson. I, Bill Scarpcchi, leave my foul shooting ability to Herman, the Worm, Gosier. I, Randy Stumpf, leave my shyness to Bob Raso. I, Della VanAlstyne, leave to Barb Darrow the ability to get away wiht anything, especially with Mr. Forness. I, Al Wilson, leave my ability to get muffler burns to Dave Gosier. I, Ray Wright, leave happily ever after. I, Mike Jones, leave my height to Tim Mount so he will look like a basketball player. We, last years Junior girls leave the unforgettable body that was left to us last year, to next years Seniors. 19

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