Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

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Row I: M. Lively. C. Valentine. Row 2: T. Radley. D. Pierson. E. Martin. M. Bell. L. Warner. Row 3: J Middlestate. J. Grimshaw. K. Munk. J Bevens. M. Alvarado. M. Constance. Row 4: S. Backus. S. Fournier. S. Strasser. T. Yott. P. Dodge. T. Barton. Row 5: E. Kramer. K. Goutrcmont. S. Backus. Row 6: D. Benny. C. Raso. T. Trainham. Mr. Zielinski. M. Cuppernell. R. Clarke. Absent: Tammy Hayes. Juniors

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CONDARY

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advice to juniors We advise Maria Alvarado to stop trying to break her nose during gym class, doing walkovers and handstands. We advise Scon Backus to buy a can of green paint, build up his muscles and become “The Incredible Hulk.” We advise “Sieve Backus to become a D.J. for a radio station. He has a good start with his collection of records. W'e advise Theresa Barton to stop messing around with the Daven- port. We advise Mel Bell to change her last name from Bell to “Buzz”. We advise Ron Clarke to take his brother’s nickname “Clucker” and start his own chicken farm. How does “Clarkes Clucking Chickens sound? We advise Mary Ann Constance to stop singing in the “Batch- room. W'e advise Mona Cuppernell to start her own library to store all her gossip. We advise Patti Dodge to keep listening to W.O.T.T. for her sister’s license plate number. We advise Susan Fournier to become a certified zoo keeper to keep all her ducks and geese in. We advise Rodney' Goodfriend to stop being such a Macho Man. We advise Kevin Goutremont to stop driving the girls crazy. You devil Kevin! W'e advise Jari Grimshaw to marry Larry Brown and raise one lit- tle. two little, three little indians . . . We advise Tammy Hayes to practice a little more and take Mrs. Jones' place as music teacher. We advise Ernie Kramer to pick up where his father left off and drive that big yellow bus. We advise Mike Lively to star in the new Warner bros. picture. “Hey I’m a Lively’’. We advise Enid Martin to try for Big Bird on Sesame Street. We advise John Middlestate to go to Hollywood and take Steve Martin’s place, because he’s just a “Wild and Crazy Guy! We advise Kim Munk to become an official school nurse for L.C.S. in the near future. We advise Debbie Pierson to stay at the Inn. it’s her kinda place. We advise Tom Radley to open up his own business of selling dry leaves as we have learned from past experiences. We advise Charles Raso to open up his own florist shop and sell roses. How does “Raso’s Red Roses sound? We advise Steve Strasser to become a martian and take a ride in his “flying Strasser. We advise Tom Trainham to stop taking things apart because they never work again. W'e advise Charlie Valentine to open a bakery and call it “Charlie’s Turnovers. We advise iMurie Walker to buy a pair of high heeled shoes so we’ll know she’s around. We advise Linda Warner to become another columnist writer and answer the complaints. Wouldn’t that be a switch? We advise Farley Weeks not to think for weeks whether he will play basketball or not. W'e advise Jay Wright to stop doing things wrong and start doing them “Wright for a change. We advise Trina Yott to stop taking dancing lessons and start tak- ing walking lessons. Patti Dodge — Vice President Steve Backus — Treasurer Melanie Bell Secretary