Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

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V - r ways to borrow money. We advise BERNADETTE BELLINGER to become a nurse; her quiet manner would fit per- fectly in a hospital. We advise JACK BENJAMIN to become a professional artist and draw political cartoons for Mr. Buck's current events. We advise ELLEN BRIMMER to become famous by dancing the Brim Twist across the country. We advise either JANET or JANICE CHAVOUSTIE to dye her hair black so it will be easier to tell them apart. We advise BRIAN COUNTRYMAN to put a sign Senior Lounge on his house. We advise CINDY CUPPERNELL to be the secretary for the teachers at Lyme. She already has a head start. We advise RANDY DOLLINGER to eat his Wheaties and tall up. We advise ROBERT DUCKIE DUNHAM to work on Sesame Street and be Big Bird's dou- ble. We advise WAYNE FAILING to quit chewing toothpicks. They're bad for his health. We advise DARREL FITZGERALD to become an athletic director. His experience taking over Mr. Towne's gym classes should help. We advise CANDY FULMER to keep up her athletic ability and win some gold medals in the 1980 Olympics. We advise MARK HARE to work in a zoo and build Hare’s Lairs for Bears. We advise TRACEY HEWITT to be a glass cutter and market Hewitt’s Cruets. We advise RICK HILLS to slick back his hair, buy a leather jacket, and be The Blonde Fonze. We advise ANN HYDE to come out from hiding. We hardly see her around Lyme anymore. We advise NORA HYDE to buy a supply of ice-packs for sprained ankles and keep them in a gym locker. We advise PERRY HYDE to create a new wine and call it Perry's Very Merry Cherry Sherry.'' We advise MARTIN JONES to become a football player for Dallas, another Too Tall Jones. We advise ROSANNE KRAMER to follow in her father's footsteps and become a bus driver. We advise CAROL LANG to sell Lang's Fangs to local vampires. We advise MARY LARKIN to spend less time in the hospital or else marry a doctor. We advise DAN MARSH to marry MICHELLE MATHIEU and patrol the little marshes. We advise CHERRIE MATHIEU to become a hell driver, with Mr. Monaco in the pit stop. We advise BOB MONICA to be sure to get to graduation on time. We advise TERESA O'NEILL to produce a new type of TV dinners, O’Neill’s Meals. We advise DEBBIE PLANTY not to be so quiet. We advise JOHN RASO to let his hair grow longer and be another Chico. We advise BILL REFF to change his last name because people are always yelling at reffs. We advise CINDY RUST to open a beauty salon and call it Rusty’s Ringlets. We advise SCOTT SILVER to team up with the Lone Ranger; Hi Ho, Silver! Away! We advise KATHY SVENDSEN to play the female in the movie, Brian’s Song. We advise KATHY THOMPSON to open a playground in her back yard and call it ' ’ Thompson Park.'' We advise LINDA TRAINHAM to marry a man whose last name begins with a D and start a line of cars with her initials, LTD. We advise CATHY WEILER to be a spy for the CIA. Her experiences at Lyme will help.

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C°L(Wi(mt) I. BRIAN COUNTRYMAN, leave memories of all the great parties at my house to every- one who was there to enjoy them. I, CINDY CUPPERNELL, leave my enthusiasm to Sue West. I. RANDY DOLLINGER, leave my ability to find my ability to anyone who has the ability to find my ability to leave. I. ROBERT DUCK” DUNHAM, leave my nickname Duck” to Donald Dollinger. How does Donald Duck sound? I, WAYNE FAILING, leave my collection of toothpicks to be chewed on my birthday (Jan. 13) each year as a memorial to my years of service at LCS. I, DARREL FITZGERALD, leave my passes from Mr. Towne to get out of any class to Ricky Best. I, MARK HARE, leave one left sneaker to Jay Bassette. I know he'll use it right. I, TRACEY HEWITT, leave my ability to play trombone for six years without being able to read a note of music to my sister Heidi. I, RICKY HILLS, leave my ability to chew tobacco in school to John Thompson. I, ANN HYDE, leave my ability to tell sick jokes to anyone who'll listen. I, NORA HYDE, leave my guinea pig farm to Mr. Moore. I, PERRY HYDE, leave, finally! I, MARTIN JONES, leave my fantastic body to the future science dept, of LCS, in hopes that they will put it to better use than I did. I, ROSANNE KRAMER, leave my empty seat on the vocational bus to my sister Liz. I, MARY JEAN LARKIN, leave my ability to make everyone think I'm academically- minded to my brother Dan. He can use it! I, DAN MARSH, leave my car to Don DeBerger. At least mine runs! I, CHERRIE MATHIEU, leave all my love to Cecil and hope he doesn't use it on anyone else. I, MICHELLE MATHIEU, leave to Betty Davis the hope that she will get someone who means something special to her, as Dan does to me. I, TERRI O'NEILL, leave my curls to Dave Smith. People may find it easier to believe that he and Terry ARE brothers. I, DEBBIE PLANTY, leave to Yvonne Wilson my years of band experience and my position as captain to enjoy as much as I have. I, JOHN RASO, leave to Mark Hanlin my ability to fib and have a fool-proof plan to back it up. I, BILL REFF, leave my soccer uniform 15 to anyone who can catch it, and a curse on the one who does. I, CINDY RUST, leave my ability to get away with anything in Mr. Fiske's class to any- one who thinks he can do it. I, SCOTT SILVER, leave my ability to cheat in class and get away with it to John Mor- row. I, KATHY SVENDSEN, leave my perfect attendance records to Don Dollinger. I, KATHY THOMPSON, leave my ability to put my foot in my mouth to Karin Horeth. I know she'll put it to good use. I, LINDA TRAINHAM, leave my fantastic ability to cut hair to Sandy Edus. I, CATHY WEILER, leave my spy glasses, trenchcoat, and newspaper to Karin Horeth so she’ll never be friendless. yfd'ici' to tfie oHmiott We advise AL BASSETTE to work for New York City. The mayor's always looking for new

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