Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

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 We advise FRANCES ALLEN to marry Gerry, live in a little nest, and have a lot of little ''Robbins.” We advise JUDY ALLEN to open a wrench shop and call it Allen's Wrenches. We advise CATHY BEST to change her name to Cathy Worst so she can work toward becoming her Best. We advise KAREN BERKMAN to stay on at Lyme as Mrs. Dunham's assistant in business courses. She has surely taken them all. We advise TRINA COMINS to become an electrician. With her experience at Vocation School she should be a great success. We advise Brian Cuppemell to stick with his great basketball playing and try to become a Globe Trot- ter. We advise DEBBIE CUPPERNELL to take volleyball lessons soon. Also she should enroll Amy Jean at Lyme. After all, she’s completed her senior year. We advise KAREN DODGE to change her name to Karen Chapparral so she can become a snowmobile dealer instead of a Dodge dealer. We advise BOB DRURY to join the Army instead of the Air Force. The Air Force needs all the help it can get. We advise TERRY DWYER to invent a new cloth and call it Terry cloth. We advise KAREN FITZGERALD to start women’s basketball, volleyball, softball, etc. teams and call them the African Jungle Bunnies. We advise TIM FITZ PATRICK to grow his beard a little longer, put on a top hat, and become another Abe Lincoln. We advise EDRIS GIFFORD to take over her father’s bus and give hop-along sermons. We advise JOHN GOS1ER to become a professional streaker. We advise MEG HEWITT to take over her father's positions as president of the Board. She should do a good job. We advise NATHAN LARKIN to become a MC. His experience at Lyme will help him a lot. We advise CONNIE MITCHELL to buy a horse ranch. With her love for horses, she will surely be a suc- cess. We advise LORI MOUNT to start living up to her name “Mount and stop being a base. We advise JO ANN REED to go into the woodwinds business and sell reeds. ” We advise DEBBIE RUST to use some Rust remover so she won't be so rusty in the outside world. We advise CHERYL SMITH to go into show business for the Archie Bunker show. Her experience at Lyme should help her. We advise GAIL SVENDSEN to dye her hair green, add a few warts and become the wicked witch of Chaumont. We advise JIM TRAINHAM to open Chaumont’s only skin diving school. We know who his steady cus- tomer will be. We advise CHRIS VAN ALSTYNE to buy a black book and fill it up with her many admirers. Then, Chris, pass it around. Please!! We advise ELLA VAN ALSTYNE to take a vacation from her three jobs. We advise KATHY VAN NESS to become a fashion designer. With her talent and experience at Voca- tional, she will be successful. We advise DON WHITMORE to return to Lyme next year to play basketball. Lyme will need all the help they can get. We advise DAN WISEMAN to become permanent anchorman for WLCS. He has done a great jod !

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Class Will I, FRAN ALLEN, leave to Sandra Shea my ability to get pulled over on the first day of driving. I. JUDY ALLEN, leave my quiet nature to Judy Mahon. She can surely use it. I, KAREN BERKMAN, leave to John Raso my Rock of Gibraltar and to Cindy Cuppernell my flute. 1, CATHY BEST, leave as fast as I can. I, TRINA COMINS, leave my attendance record at JVTC to Larry Matice, my love for life, and music to Kathy Bearup, and lastly, many fond memories to my good friends. I, DEBBIE CUPPERNELL, leave thanks to all the kids who have given me rides and the relief that I won't be here next year. I, BRIAN CUPPERNELL, leave my good-natured disposition to Dann Venton. I, KAREN DODGE, leave my athletic ability to Mary Rosenfeld. I, ROBERT DRURY, leave my blinding speed and agility to Joe Bearup. I also leave my blond hair to Mr. Buck, since his is turning lighter. I, TERRY DWYER, leave one delapidated typewriter to Mrs. Dunham, and honor of turning my eight swift fingers and two dextrous thumbs into a spastic group of eight thumbs and two fingers. I, KAREN FITZGERALD, leave my ability to skip classes and NEVER get caught to Cathy Radley. She needs it. I, TIM FITZ PATRICK, leave my Drum Major’s baton to Dave Knight. 1, EDR1S GIFFORD, leave my ability to tease Miss Tighe without getting into trouble to Julie Holbrook. I, JOHN GOSIER, leave my craftiness to do anything I want and get away with it to Darrel Fitzgerald. I, MEG HEWITT, leave my ability to scrounge envelopes and stamps from the office for my own per- sonal use to Tracey Hewitt. I, NATHAN LARKIN, leave my honest face and evil deeds to Victor Sweet. 1, CONNIE MITCHELL, leave to Larry Matice and Kathy Thompson the secret of the Lazie Dazie Trac- tor and to Mary Rosenfeld my rock, Hudson. I, LORI MOUNT, leave the privilege to call Mr. Towne Dad to Vicki Stumpf, and my cheering position to Candy Fulmer. I, JO ANN REED, leave my ability to chew gum in any class without getting caught to my sister Jennie. I know she'll put it to good use. I, DEBBIE RUST, leave my goody two shoes to Cathy Radley and hope she will put them to good use. I, CHERYL SMITH, am just going to leave and take everything with me. I, GAIL SVENDSEN, leave my ability to dress like a dude in my blue suede shoes and blue flannel shirt to anyone who dares to compete with such elegance. I, JIM TRAINHAM, leave to Larry Matice all the LCS television sets to worry about. I, CHRISTINE VAN ALSTYNE, leave my body to Mr. Moore's science classes. I, KATHY VAN NESS, leave my ability to make everyone think I'm a perfect angel to Bob Monica and John Raso because they surely need some help. I, DONALD WHITMORE, leave my ability to abscond with the Jr. High trophy to anyone who wants it. I, DAN WISEMAN, speaking for the Senior Class, hereby leave to the Juniors the ability to finish the Senior lounge on time. I, ELLA VAN ALSTYNE, leave to Della and Lee my ability to stay out of trouble, till Mr. Brown came.

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