Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

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JUNIOR CLASS FIRST ROW: M. Hewitt, D. Rust, L. Mount, F. Allen, E. VanAlstyne, C. Best. SECOND ROW; T. Dwyer, C. Mitchell, D. Cuppernell, K. VanNess, G. Svendsen, J, Reed, C. VanAlstyne. THIRD ROW; J. Gosier, K. Berkman, C. Smith, E. Gifford, T. Comins, K. Dodge, K. Fitzgerald. FOURTH ROW: B. Cuppernell, D. Wiseman, R. Drury, E. Haas, D. Whitmore, T. FitzPatrick, N. Larkin, J. Trainham. ADVICE TO THE JUNIORS We advise FRANCES ALLEN to manufacture wrenches and call them Allen's wrenches. We advise KAREN BERKMAN to move to Crystal Lake. We advise CATHY BEST to do her best in everything. We advise TRINA COMINS to set up her own Dear Abby advice column for love sick girls. We advise BRIAN CUPPERNELL to hold a seance and call back Daniel Boone to ask him how he was so successful in trapping. He needs help! We advise KAREN DODGE to open an automobile factory and call the finished products the Great Karenmobiles. Dodge doesn't sound very original. We advise ROBERT DRURY, alias Joe Airplane, to go to President Nixon and tell him how to win the air war. DEBBIE DUNN is done as a Dunn because she is now a Cuppernell. We advise her to stay that way. Debbie Cuppernell has a nice ring to it. We advise TERRY DWYER to become a rich wire manufacturer and call his products Squire Dwyer's Wires, Inc.” We advise KAREN FITZGERALD to become a professional snowmobile racer. We advise TIM FITZ PATRICK to open an orphanage and call it Timmy's Tod- dlers. We advise EDRIS GIFFORD to marry a boy named Clifford and have him take her name. How does Clifford Gifford sound? We advise JOHN GOSIER to become an assistant to Coach Towne. We see them to- gether all the time. We advise ERIC HAAS to marry Vicki Sager so he can inherit Sager’s gas station. 29

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CLASSES You must not know too much, or be too precise or scientific about birds and trees and flowers and watercraft; . . . Walt Whitman

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We advise MARGET HEWITT to become a chemist. With her LOVE and knowl- edge of the subject, she is sure to go far. We advise NATHAN LARKIN to stop drawing pictures of the teachers before they permanently inscribe his name on the detention list. We advise CONNIE MITCHELL to drive only rubber cars. We advise LORI MOUNT to marry a certain someone and take over Fulmer's store instead of Mount's Store. We advise JOANN REED to develop a new type of material and name it Reed's Tweed. We advise DEBBIE RUST to wear out, not rust out. We advise CHERYL SMITH to marry someone with a more common name. How about Gushenschlosher? We advise GAIL SVENDSEN to open her own swan shop and call it Svendsen's Swans. We advise JAMES TRA INHAM to become a professional audio-visual director. His experience at Lyme should help him greatly. We advise CHRISTINE VAN ALSTYNE to marry Greg Benney and take over Benney's Steak House. We advise ELLA VAN ALSTYNE to marry Jim Trainham, start a spider farm, and call it Trainham's Terrantulas. We advise KATHY VAN NESS to take over Smith’s Feed Store and change the name to Van Ness's Feed Store. That's not as confusing. We advise DONALD WHITMORE to become a Health teacher and hire Mr. Towne as his assistant. We advise DAN MUSCLES WISEMAN to stop threatening everyone's lives by physical pain. SOPHOMORE CLASS FIRST ROW: V. Mussot, J. Howard, C. Chavoustie, D. Phillips, S. Shea, J. Bassette, C. Radley, K. Rust. SECOND ROW: L. Matice, V. Stumpf, D. Greene, C. Benjamin, M. Rosenfeld, N. Bergevin, J. Lance, J. Wright. THIRD ROW; M. Haas, D. Venton, D. Knight, M. Losak, G. Horeth, V. Sweet, B. Jackson, Mr. Buck. FOURTH ROW; Gary Benney, J. Warner, N. Gosier, Ginger Benney, L. Middlestate, L. Thompson, S. Barbour, K. Bearup. 30