Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

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CLASS WILL I, Gerry Alberry, leave my good rapport with the girls at L.C.S. to Dan Wiseman. I. Scott Aubertine, leave my athletic ability to anyone who is stupid enough to take it. I. Rick Bearup, leave my leaping ability to Brian Cuppernell, for he can put it to good use. I. George Bellinger, leave my knowledge of physics to anyone who wants it because actually I don't have any. I, Greg Benney, of weakened mind, broken body and stingy nature, leave everything I've learned to anyone who needs it more than I. I, Leslie Bergevin, leave locker number four and its special message to everyone at Lyme, but espec- ially to my sister Nanette. I, Diane Brimmer, leave my tonsils to Karen Dodge and my nursing shoes and stockings to Tim Fitz- Pa trick. I, LuAnn Chavoustie, leave my ability to wiggle my nose to anyone who has the potential to do it. I, Shirley Davis, leave my studying ability to Jennifer Lance. I, Dick Dunham, bequeath my laugh to Tracey Hewitt in hope that she will carry on the tradition. I, Don Galavitz, leave my permanent seat in the office to anyone who deserves it as much as I did. I, Kathy Gosier, leave my athletic ability to my sister, my gym suit to my brother, the coach, and my old sneakers to Cheryl Smith. I, Steve Greene, leave nothing to no one. I, Karen Hare, leave my ability to be ready for the bus every morning to Janet Howard. I, Cathie Holbrook, leave my ability to participate in gym class to anyone who likes it as much as I did. I, Greg Hubbard, leave my athletic ability to Tim Fitzpatrick. I, Mark Hyde, leave my ability to fall off motorcycles to anyone who rides with Bruce Jackson. I, Eugene Klock, leave my ability to deafen anyone with a single blast to Victor Sweet. I, Kim Mahon, leave my unique ability to cause trouble and get away with it to Brian Cuppernell. 1, Norman Matice, leave the extensive knowledge I have gained at Lyme for the benefit of future generations. I, Debbie Munk, leave my nursing uniform to Brian Cuppernell. With his good looks, the patients will flip! I, Pat O'Neill, leave my desire to catch a Magpie Smith bird and knock it off it synthetic pedestal, to Dan Wiseman. I, Sue Pickett, leave my enthusiasm for sports to Karen Fitzgerald. I, Dawn Sylver, leave everything to Vicki Stumpf just because I feel like it. I, Barb Varney, leave to Lori Mount, my ability to skip school once or even twice a week without getting caught. I, Connie Venton, leave to my brother, Dann, the ability to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. I know he'll put it to good use. I, Bayne White, leave my brain to science, if they can find it. I, Kim Wiseman, leave my ability to call Mr. Towne Dad, to Lori Mount, hoping she can confuse the referees and coaches as much as I did. I, Jackie Wright, leave all my rights and wrongs a WRIGHT coud do, to my sister Jeanette.

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DIANE BRIMMER rises from her grave saying, I don't get it! LuANN CHAVOUSTIE, sporting the name Motorcycle Mama, drives from her grave on her new 750 Honda. SHIRLEY DAVIS rises from her grave, her hair spray still holding the hair style which she designed for her burial. DICK DUNHAM died laughing and still is! FRANCIS FITZGERALD, who in life was known as Boozer Butch, has kicked the habit and the bucket! He walks in with a bottle of Listerine. DONALD GALAVITZ, well-known karate expert, returns to show us his new tricks. KATHY GOSIER is unable to attend our reunion because she is still alive and has not yet found a way to commune with the dead. STEVE GREENE rises from his grave after a five minute prelude of weird noises. KAREN HARE'S body was dug up by a gang of rabbits and carried away to the Hare Cemetery. ” CATHY HOLBROOK saw a mouse, screamed, and scared herself to death. She is still too scared to come from her grave. GREG HUBBARD is unable to be here because it is a Saturday night and his body still commutes to Syracuse every weekend. MARK HYDE, who died of an overdose of Dr. Jekyl formula, walks out complaining about a loose fang. ROBBIN JOHNSON is vigorously working to improve the new line of Dodges. There- fore, she is unable to attend. EUGENE KLOCK was killed in an automobile accident while taking his road test for the one hundred fifty-first time. We think he failed. KIM MAHON, whose funeral services are now being held, is unable to attend since he is the guest of honor. NORMAN MATICE, in one of his electronics experiments, zapped himself right out of this world. He is still in orbit around the earth. DEBBIE MUNK is still alive working as a nurse in Antartica healing the wounded of the seventh world war. She is another Florence Nightingale. PAT O’NEILL will be a little late because the roots of a cedar tree have encased his coffin. He is trying to shatter them with the high pitch of his harmonica. SUE PICKETT, the Rip Van Winkle of Lyme Central School, cannot attend because her tweniy years of sleep are not up yet. DAWN SYLVER regrets that she cannot attend because she has locked her keys in her car - AGAIN! BARB VARNEY is still sucking on her Sugar Daddy which she started eating on January 15, 1973. She declares that she will finish it if it is the last thing she ever does. CONNIE VENTON returns from her grave dragging Brad along behind her. Not even death could part them. TERRI WARNER returns the way she left - Talking! BAYNE WHITE died in delirium talking to a wall. Oh wall! KIM WISEMAN returns to tell us that she corrected Einstein's erroneous theory that E=mc2. JACKIE WRIGHT, who has tripled her mother's record of childbirth, has been so busy with the children, she hasn't had time to die!

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ADVICE TO THE SENIORS We advise GERRY ALBERRY to start a Travel Agency since he has had so much experience in that field. We advise GARY ALLEN and SUE PICKETT to open a chain of larger grocery stores and call them the A and P. We advise SCOTT AUBERTINE to keep up his good work in basketball. Scott might become anoth er of the Globetrotters.” We advise RICHARD BEARUP to go to bed earlier at night so he can stay awake in classes. We advise GEORGE BELLINGER to become a salesman. George will surely do well with his exper- ience from Vocational School. We advise GREG BENNEY to own and operate a restaurant and call it Benney's Steak House. After all it does have a ring to it. We advise LESLIE BERGEVIN to become an artist, return to Lyme and change the drabness of the color scheme. We advise DIANE BRIMMER to retain her sweet personality. Diane should become a very good nurse. We advise LUANN CHAVOUSTIE to marry Tom and have lot of little Kittos. We advise SHIRLEY DAVIS to become a man's barber. With her experience at Vocational School she'll succeed. We advise RICHARD DUNHAM to become a professional karate teacher and help cut down the trouble makers. We advise DON GALAVITZ to become a stunt man but stay away from front door windows. We advise KATHY GOSIER to become coach of a girls' professional basketball team and call it Gosier's Great Galloping Gals. We advise STEVE GREENE to eat his niblets corn, tall up and audition for the part of the Jolly Greene” Giant. Ho, ho, ho. We advise KAREN HARE to keep up with Driver Education and become a professional hell driver. We advise CATHIE HOLBROOK to marry and raise a family that will be as nice and quiet as she is We advise GREG HUBBARD to marry Debbie Conroy and have children so that there will also be an Old Father Hubbard. ” We advise MARK HYDE to be careful of his nose. Too many breaks might spoil his looks. Because we know she loves horses, we advise ROBBIN JOHNSON to establish her own ranch with Steve and call it the Dodge Ranch. We advise EUGENE KLOCK to marry, have grandchildren and become Grandfather Klock. We advise KIM MAHON to follow in his father's footsteps and keep on truckin'. We advise NORMAN MATICE to go to college, return to Lyme and take Mr. Lee's place as a Physics Teacher. We advise DEBBIE MUNK to continue her nursing training. We know Debbie will have lots of patients, like Bayne, Jerry, etc. We advise PAT O'NEILL not to put zinc in a bottle of hydrochloric acid and then put the cover on. Pat might get high without a bottle of booze. We advise DAWN SYLVER to buy another set of keys for her car. Hopefully she won't get locked out again. We advise BARB VARNEY to stay as nice and fun as she is. With her around no one could be sad. We advise CONNIE VENTON to start a hope chest. It won't be long now. We advise TERRI WARNER to move to Hollywood and go into business with Warner Brothers Cor- poration. Her name should fit in well.