Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

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DIANE BRIMMER rises from her grave saying, I don't get it! LuANN CHAVOUSTIE, sporting the name Motorcycle Mama, drives from her grave on her new 750 Honda. SHIRLEY DAVIS rises from her grave, her hair spray still holding the hair style which she designed for her burial. DICK DUNHAM died laughing and still is! FRANCIS FITZGERALD, who in life was known as Boozer Butch, has kicked the habit and the bucket! He walks in with a bottle of Listerine. DONALD GALAVITZ, well-known karate expert, returns to show us his new tricks. KATHY GOSIER is unable to attend our reunion because she is still alive and has not yet found a way to commune with the dead. STEVE GREENE rises from his grave after a five minute prelude of weird noises. KAREN HARE'S body was dug up by a gang of rabbits and carried away to the Hare Cemetery. ” CATHY HOLBROOK saw a mouse, screamed, and scared herself to death. She is still too scared to come from her grave. GREG HUBBARD is unable to be here because it is a Saturday night and his body still commutes to Syracuse every weekend. MARK HYDE, who died of an overdose of Dr. Jekyl formula, walks out complaining about a loose fang. ROBBIN JOHNSON is vigorously working to improve the new line of Dodges. There- fore, she is unable to attend. EUGENE KLOCK was killed in an automobile accident while taking his road test for the one hundred fifty-first time. We think he failed. KIM MAHON, whose funeral services are now being held, is unable to attend since he is the guest of honor. NORMAN MATICE, in one of his electronics experiments, zapped himself right out of this world. He is still in orbit around the earth. DEBBIE MUNK is still alive working as a nurse in Antartica healing the wounded of the seventh world war. She is another Florence Nightingale. PAT O’NEILL will be a little late because the roots of a cedar tree have encased his coffin. He is trying to shatter them with the high pitch of his harmonica. SUE PICKETT, the Rip Van Winkle of Lyme Central School, cannot attend because her tweniy years of sleep are not up yet. DAWN SYLVER regrets that she cannot attend because she has locked her keys in her car - AGAIN! BARB VARNEY is still sucking on her Sugar Daddy which she started eating on January 15, 1973. She declares that she will finish it if it is the last thing she ever does. CONNIE VENTON returns from her grave dragging Brad along behind her. Not even death could part them. TERRI WARNER returns the way she left - Talking! BAYNE WHITE died in delirium talking to a wall. Oh wall! KIM WISEMAN returns to tell us that she corrected Einstein's erroneous theory that E=mc2. JACKIE WRIGHT, who has tripled her mother's record of childbirth, has been so busy with the children, she hasn't had time to die!

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CLASS HISTORY In 1969 we found ourselves as freshmen with Mr. Derefinko as our advisor. Our class officers were as follows; President, Francis Fitzgerald; Vice President, Scon Au- bertine; Secretary, Dawn Sylver; and Treasurer, Kim Wiseman. Our Student Council Representative was Gary Barth. In the fall of 1970 our advisor was Mrs. Dunham. Our class officers were; Presi- dent, Greg Hubbard; Vice President, Scott Aubertine; Secretary, Dawn Sylver; Treasur- er, Kim Wiseman. Our Student Council Representatives were Gary Barth and Dick Wright. Back again as Juniors, our class officers were; President, Gary Barth; Secretary, Dawn Sylver; and Treasurer, Kim Wiseman. Gary Barth and Connie Venton were our Student Council Representatives. Mrs. Forepaugh was our advisor. We are now Seniors, 33 members strong. Mrs. Forepaugh is again our advisor. We elected class officers as follows; President, Dawn Sylver; Vice President, Diane Brimmer; Secretary, Connie Venton; and Treasurer, Kim Wiseman. Our Student Coun- cil Representatives are Leslie Bergevin, Don Galavitz, and Terri.Warner. Over the past four years we have had activities such as dances, a magazine drive, a stationery sale, the selling of refreshments at soccer and basketball games, the sale of individual school pictures, a Christmas card sale, the sale of tumblers, basketball booster buttons and chocolate bars, the publication of the 1973 Ontarion and our Senior trip to Washington, D. C. During the last four years we have been privileged to have with us, at one time or another, Gary Barth, Shelly Belsey, Debbie Conroy, Penny Favry, Martha Giltz, Judy Haas, Tim Hills, Rene Parish, Deborah Snyder, Robert Taylor, Craig Wiley and Rich- ard Wright. CLASS PROPHECY The year is 2050 and we are holding our reunion in the Cedar Grove Cemetery since most of us are now deceased.- This also happens to be the place where our last class picture was taken; therefore these surroundings bring back fond memories. GERRY ALBERRY, alias Ace, rushes from his grave followed by his 50 airplanes which crashed over England in 1971. GARY ALLEN, well-known playboy during life, was buried as a king, with a pitcher of beer and a girl in each arm. SCOTT AUBERTINE is unable to attend because he went to a much warmer climate and can't tear himself away. RICK BEARUP drives slowly out of his grave in his old Mustang. He still hasn't had his muffler fixed. GEORGE BELLING® is unable to be here tonight because he and his space ship were buried on Mars in a Martian landslide. GREG BENNEY, our Foster Brooks from the Bill Cosby Show, returns still looking for Bill. LESLIE BERGEVIN arrives still cursing Pat O'Neill for an insult he gave her before her death.

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CLASS WILL I, Gerry Alberry, leave my good rapport with the girls at L.C.S. to Dan Wiseman. I. Scott Aubertine, leave my athletic ability to anyone who is stupid enough to take it. I. Rick Bearup, leave my leaping ability to Brian Cuppernell, for he can put it to good use. I. George Bellinger, leave my knowledge of physics to anyone who wants it because actually I don't have any. I, Greg Benney, of weakened mind, broken body and stingy nature, leave everything I've learned to anyone who needs it more than I. I, Leslie Bergevin, leave locker number four and its special message to everyone at Lyme, but espec- ially to my sister Nanette. I, Diane Brimmer, leave my tonsils to Karen Dodge and my nursing shoes and stockings to Tim Fitz- Pa trick. I, LuAnn Chavoustie, leave my ability to wiggle my nose to anyone who has the potential to do it. I, Shirley Davis, leave my studying ability to Jennifer Lance. I, Dick Dunham, bequeath my laugh to Tracey Hewitt in hope that she will carry on the tradition. I, Don Galavitz, leave my permanent seat in the office to anyone who deserves it as much as I did. I, Kathy Gosier, leave my athletic ability to my sister, my gym suit to my brother, the coach, and my old sneakers to Cheryl Smith. I, Steve Greene, leave nothing to no one. I, Karen Hare, leave my ability to be ready for the bus every morning to Janet Howard. I, Cathie Holbrook, leave my ability to participate in gym class to anyone who likes it as much as I did. I, Greg Hubbard, leave my athletic ability to Tim Fitzpatrick. I, Mark Hyde, leave my ability to fall off motorcycles to anyone who rides with Bruce Jackson. I, Eugene Klock, leave my ability to deafen anyone with a single blast to Victor Sweet. I, Kim Mahon, leave my unique ability to cause trouble and get away with it to Brian Cuppernell. 1, Norman Matice, leave the extensive knowledge I have gained at Lyme for the benefit of future generations. I, Debbie Munk, leave my nursing uniform to Brian Cuppernell. With his good looks, the patients will flip! I, Pat O'Neill, leave my desire to catch a Magpie Smith bird and knock it off it synthetic pedestal, to Dan Wiseman. I, Sue Pickett, leave my enthusiasm for sports to Karen Fitzgerald. I, Dawn Sylver, leave everything to Vicki Stumpf just because I feel like it. I, Barb Varney, leave to Lori Mount, my ability to skip school once or even twice a week without getting caught. I, Connie Venton, leave to my brother, Dann, the ability to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. I know he'll put it to good use. I, Bayne White, leave my brain to science, if they can find it. I, Kim Wiseman, leave my ability to call Mr. Towne Dad, to Lori Mount, hoping she can confuse the referees and coaches as much as I did. I, Jackie Wright, leave all my rights and wrongs a WRIGHT coud do, to my sister Jeanette.