Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

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RICK GALAVITZ, who has hijacked his way around the world, will be unable to attend, because he was apprehended at the Chaumont National Airport, when his pistol ran out of water. We hear a thump on the ceiling and rush out to see MAJKEN GIFFORD parachute in. She has been preaching in little country towns throughout the universe and saves time by parachuting to the churches. SHANA GOUTREMOUT arrives late. At the last minute a billionaire decided to make a deposit in pennies, which took Shana several hours to count. GENE HARE, who recently returned to earth, tells of his hare-raising experiences on Mars. It seems the Martians are experts on levitation. MIKE HARE comes galloping in on his 2,000 lb. Hereford bull, then cuts it up for steaks. Mike is a superior chef. STEVE HIGGINS, who has been constructing brick houses on Pluto, says he enjoys MASONRY! SUSAN HYDE suddenly appears. Her invisibility power wore off from her last Secret Service Mission. She's supposed to be on duty now, but she says they won’t miss her. JUDY LANG drives up in her limousine with Lang for President on the bumper. As governor, she managed to clear the state debt and would like to do the same with the national debt. TOM LOSAK arrives rather depressed. The bridge he built between the US and China collapsed shortly after being completed. At first we didn't recognize KAREN MAHON, who was wearing dark glasses. She has dyed her hair black to become a Spanish dancer. We are surprised to see DAWN MOUNT arrive on a plodding mule. Dawn says she has been successful with her riding stable and proceeded to show us a new mount that she had devised. FRANK PERDUE, who outsang Glen Camphell last week, wants to start his own show. First he must recover from his laryngitis. PAM PHILLIPS (a moon nurse) tells Judy Dwyer about a strange disease, which causes the skin to erupt into large purple pimples, and wonders if Judy could concoct a vaccine. JUDY PICKETTE has been trying to influence Kathy Pitonza to buy a picket fence from her interna- tionally-known line. But KATHY PITONZA insists that so far everything's been okay and a fence wouldn't enhance the appearance of her tree house. BECKY PLANTY just bought a shoe to house her planty of children. NANCY SIVER walks in and remains standing. Space medicine still hasn't found a cure for her pulled muscle. GARY SVENDSEN, is enjoying his fame as leading muckracker in the US after surpassing Ralph Nader, and arrives complaining about reunions. BOB TAYLOR hasn't changed much in height, but he enjoys his fame as a comedian. NANCY WALKER is late because she had to wipe ice cream from her hair. While driving a space- bus, she had to slam on her air-brakes and the little boy behind her lost his ice cream cone. TERRE WARNER, editor of the UNIVERSAL TIMES, brought her star reporter with her. She says this reunion is front page news. MATT WHATTAM hobbles in, shaking his white-haired head. He invented a youth potion which backfired and is now working on an antidote.

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CLASS HISTORY In 1968 we found ourselves as Freshmen, with Mr. Leslie Brown our class advisor. Our officers were: President, Pam Phillips; Vice-President, Nancy Walker; Secretary, Richard Wright; and Treasurer, Mat- thew Whattam. Our Student Council Representative was Pat Callahan. In the fall of 1969, our advisor was Mr. Buck. Our class officers were: President; Pam Phillips; Vice- President, Nancy Walker; Secretary, Judy Pickette; Treasurer, Shana Goutremout; and Student Council Representative, Pat Callahan. As Juniors, with Miss Southard as our advisor, our officers were again. President, Pam Phillips; Vice- President, Nancy Walker; Secretary, Judy Pickette; Treasurer, Shana Goutremout, with Pat Callahan as Student Council Representative. We are now Seniors, 32 members strong. Miss Southard is again our advisor. In the fall we elected class officers as follows: President, Pam Phillips; Vice-President, Nancy Walker; Secretary, Judy Pick- ette; Treasurer, Shana Goutremout; with Pat Callahan, Judy Dwyer and Sue Hyde as our Student Council Representatives. Over the past four years we have had activities such as dances, a magazine sale, a stationery sale, the selling of refreshments at basketball games, the sale of individual school pictures, planting trees, sellir chocolate bars and school mugs, die publication of die 1972 ONTARION and our Senior trip to New York City. During die last four years we have been privileged to have with us, at one time or another: Nancy Klock, Keith Allen, Lynne Parish, Betty Mudgf, Harold Mezo and Richard Wright. Our class motto is We are not afraid of tomorrow, for we have seen yesterday and love today. Our class flower is the light blue carnation, and our class colors are orange and black. CLASS PROPHECY Our reunion is being held February 29, 2,000, in the LCS gym. We chose this date because it was easy to remember and we like to be different. Although we admire the new ceiling, we miss the old one with its memorbale dents and holes. BILL ALBERRY arrives wearing his orange and lavender army uniform with love beads. Bill loves the new army but thinks that Viet Nam is becoming a hundred years' war. MIKE BARBOUR, just arriving, is lively and vigorous, having spent his two weeks’ vacation traveling with a barbershop quartet trying to popularize the song Camptown Racetrack on other planets. VERONICA BENNEY learned to play the violin in her spare time. Now she is writing jokes and hopes to carry on the Benney tradition. PAT CALLAHAN, swooping,in, alights from her computer-controlled space craft, tripping over the hem of her dress. Now an actress, Pat delights in dramatic entrances. KEVIN COUNTRYMAN will be unable to attend as he is monlighting as the jolly green giant and has to guard the pea patch. PAM CROUSE comes roaring in on her Chopper. She's a quiet homemaker during the day, but loves to live it up at night. CHRIS CUPPERNELL trudges in lugging a huge box. Inside is a Crisp air purifier which guards against polluted air. Chris feels that his invention will keep die party from getting stale. KEVIN DEBERGER, who has been quietly talking, commences to exhibit his ability to imitate Martian dancers, and borrows Pam's helmet to show us the Head Hop. JUDY DWYER, who discovered a vaccine for athletes foot, is searching for one against poison ivy. After being teased about his black eye, DANA FULMER, a professional football player, admits to tripping over his shoe laces.

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CLASS WILL I, BILL ALBERRY, leave my quiet nature to Mike Countryman. I, MIKE BARBOUR, leave my violin to Pat O'Neill, (snicker) I, VERONICA BENNEY, leave my school spirit to my sister Ginger. I, PAT CALLAHAN, leave my undeserved reputation for skipping and cutting classes to anyone who is as undeserving as I was. I, KEVIN COUNTRYMAN, leave my habit of oversleeping every morning to Scott Aubertine. I, PAM CROUSE, leave the memory of the Crouses to all the teachers who have suffered with us through die years. I, CHRIS CUPPERNELL, leave my ability to burn rubber in four gears to Richard Dunham. I, KEVIN DeBERGER, leave my ability to grow a beard to Nate Larkin. I, JUDY DWYER, leave my sense of organization to Diane Brimmer, who could undoubtedly put it to use. I, DANA FULMER, leave all my ability to no one. I. RICK GALAVITZ, leave. I, MAJKEN GIFFORD, leave my ability to stay out of trouble to Karen Hare. I, SHANA GOUTREMOUT, as treasurer of the Senior class, leave my ability to mess up the finances of the class to Kim Wiseman. I, GENE HARE, leave my great English marks to Fred Klock. I, MIKE HARE, leave my great basketball skill and coordination to Butch Fitzgerald. He needs it. I, STEVE HIGGINS, leave my shop coveralls from Vocational to Bayne White. I, SUSAN HYDE, leave to Meg Hewitt, my ability to teach Earth Science class everything 1 know in one minute. I, JUDY LANG, leave the problems of the world in your hands. I, TOM LOSAK, leave my fantastic ability to cause trouble and bug the teachers to Brian Cuppemell. I hope he will use it wisely. I, KAREN MAHON, leave my quietness to Robbin Johnson and my singing ability to Janet Howard. I, DAWN MOUNT, leave my good attendance record to Diane Brimmer. I, FRANK PERDUE, leave my singing voice to anyone who wishes to make people happy with it. I, PAM PHILLIPS, leave my position as president of the Senior class to anyone willing to assume all the responsibilities. I, JUDY PICKETTE, do not leave, as I am coming back as a post-grad. I, KATHY PITONZA, leave to Debbie Conroy the ability to love, lose, and try again. I, BECKY PLANTY, leave my quiet nature to my sister Debbie. I, NANCY SIVER, leave my love of fast cars to Brian Countryman in hopes that he will drive carefully. I, GARY SVENDSEN, leave my trapping skill to Red Beard, Brian Cuppernell, who really needs it. I, BOB TAYLOR, leave my long hair to Mr. Lee. I, NANCY WALKER, leave my ability to pass my road test the first time to Eugene Klock. It may help him on his 3rd, 4th, or even 5th time around. I, TERRE KAY WARNER, leave my position in die alphabet to Terri Lynn Warner in hopes that she doesn't mind being last all the time. I, MATTHEW WHATTAM, leave my ability to stay our of trouble to Michael Countryman.