Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

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Classes “I hope we shall never forget that we created this nation, not to serve ourselves, but to serve man- kind.” Woodrow Wilson

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CRAIG FULMER arrives amid hundreds of swooning girls. He has replaced Steve McQueen on the racing circuit and is now a national hero. Unfortunately, he usually has to borrow Steve Dodge’s bike and car for racing because his are usually in the work shop. GERRY HAAS will be late. His little old Ford Falcon has a flat tire and it's hard to get parts for these antiques. WILLARD HAAS probably will be here. As the world's greatest mathematician, he is kept pretty busy, but where there's a will, there's a way. PETE HILLS has done all right with his Dude Ranch, which got started when he helped build a horse barn right here in Chaumont. RICHARD HORNING will be at least 10 minutes late. He says it is against his re- ligion to be on time. ROBERT HORNING unfortunately cannot attend because he is serving time for a speeding violation in Chaumont. BILL JACKSON, having gotten rid of his shyness, comes in with four Playboy Bun- nies. When asked why so few, he replies, You can’t please all the women all the time! GERRY KOVALIK comes in trying not to cry. He has just rolled his $15, 000 sports car which was nicknamed Genny. LAURIE LANCE will not be able to attend. She recently won the Miss Galaxy con- test, and Chaumont is not on the itinerary for her round-the-universe trip. DAVID MOUNT can’t make it today either. As a cop in Chaumont, he feels that duty comes first. DENNIS O'NEILL has become famous as leader of the Chaumont and Three Mile Bay chapters of Hell's Angels. No doubt his skill in handling his chopped super ninety had something to do with it! DEB RUSSELL, now the mother of twelve children, arrives smiling as usual. When asked why she has so many children, she replies, Practice makes perfect. PHIL STUMPF arrives in a cloud of dust, driving his Skidoo. He has decided cars aren't for him, and he doesn't dig a bike. So now he has put wheels on his snow ma- chine and drives it continuously. RON WALKER comes in dashingly, in his red and yellow polka-dot suit. He says it is a camouflage suit from the planet Mars. BECKY WHATTAM comes wearing a floor length chinchilla, given to her by her wealthy husband, singer Terry. She is soon to acquire a $50, 000, 000 diamond that was once the property of Elizabeth Taylor. 22

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Junior Class FIRST ROW: Mr. West, B. Brown, P. Beck, B. Warren, N. Davis, D. Fitzgerald. SECOND ROW: C. Greene, M. Peters, N. Williams, D. Steverson, D Bergevin, N. Johnson, E. Silver, N. Haas. THIRD ROW: Dwight Goutremout, S. Drury, W. Matice, J. Mucklewee, C. Munk, Dale Goutre- mout, E. Countryman. Advice to Juniors We advise PEGGY BECK to start her own horse ranch and raise race horses. We advise DENISE BERGEVIN to join the Navy and start a Waves basketball team. We advise BARBARA BROWN to become Dean of Vassar College. We advise ERIC COUNTRYMAN to shave his head and try to follow in Yul Brunner's footsteps. We advise NANCY DAVIS to become a subway attendant in the suburbs of Chaumont. We advise VERNON DAVIS to go to the North Pole and apply for a job as one of Santa's elves. We advise STEVE DRURY to become a professional Coke machine Stocker; his experience at Lyme will surely help. We advise DAWN FITZGERALD to marry an eligible bachelor that owns a grocery store. We advise DALE GOUTREMOUT to grow his eyebrows long and comb them back. Maybe he can start a new fad. We advise DWIGHT GOUTREMOUT to make a fortune by inventing a workable plastic knee. We advise CINDY GREENE to join the pom-pom girls of the Sackets Harbor Institute of Technology. 24