Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

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We advise LAURIE LANCE to become a missionary and take her mothers’ chicken broth to the cannibals in Africa. We advise DAVIE MOUNT to talk more so that he will not go unnoticed. We advise DENNIS O’NEILL to become a girl watcher. We advise DEBBIE RUSSELL to become a professional model, as she certainly is a charming girl. We advise PHIL STUMPF to campaign for Goldwater in ’72. Since he doesn’t talk very much, he might be of some help. We advise RONNIE WALKER to watch his eyes. They are always flirting. We advise JOYCE WESCOTT to start her own modern dance studio among the Watusi tribes. We advise REBECCA WHATTAM to start her own version of Laugh-In.

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Junior Class 1st ROW; J. Wescott, K. Crouse, L. Lance, L. Drury, Robert Horning, A. Cuppernell, Richard Horning, R. Whattam, D. Russell. 2nd ROW: P. Hills, W. Haas, M. Cummings, C. Fulmer, P. Cheal, B. Jackson, S. Dodge, G. Kovalik, J. Haas, T. Callahan, Mr. Buck. Advice to the Juniors We advise JOHN ALBERRY to get a car with pedals so he won't have to worry about gas, oil, etc. We advise TIM CALLAHAN to become a joke writer for PLAYBOY magazine. We advise PHIL CHEAL to record Phil’s Shower Room Songs after Soccer Games.” We advise KATHY CROUSE to join the Women's Army and become a drill sergeant. Her commanding voice will make her perfect for the job. We advise MERLE CUMMINGS to run for the presidency of the United States. We feel he's a born leader. We advise AL CUPPERNELL to form his own snowmobile gang in Chaumont. We advise STEVE DODGE to buy snowtreads for his motorcycle if he intends to ride in the winter - also a defroster for his goggles. We advise LEE DRURY to keep trying. You'll get your big cycle sooner or later, LEE. We advise CRAIG FULMER to become a male model and set up a shop in the back of Fulmer's gas station. We advise GERRY HAAS to become a vegetable salesman and deliver vegetables in Harlem. We advise WILLARD HAAS to take up writing under the name of Wee Willie Willard. We advise PETE HILLS to give up being a cowboy and become a hippie. We advise RICHARD and ROBERT HORNING to become comedians and start their own Rowan and Martin team. We advise BILL JACKSON to graduate from high school before he tries anything more ambitious. We advise GERRY KOVALIK to take an easy chair to the office, since he spends so much time there. 27

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Sophomore Class FIRST ROW: Miss Southard, E. Silver, B, Warren, N. Johnson, P. Talbot, Nancy Davis. SECOND ROW: Dwight Goutremout, C. Greene, D. Fitzgerald, P. Beck. B. Brown, Vernon Davis. THIRD ROW: Dale Goutremout, N. Haas, N. Williams. D. Bergevin, D. Steverson, E. Countryman. FOURTH ROW: S. Drury, G. VanNess, J. Mucklewee, J. Allyn, W. Matice, C. Munk. Ninth Grade FIRST ROW: Mr. L. Brown, V. Benney, R. Taylor, Gene Hare, K. Allyn, D. Mount, M. Gifford. SECOND ROW: R. Agnew, N. Klock, N. Walker, S. Goutremout, B. Mudge, P. Callahan, P. Crouse. THIRD ROW: J. Dwyer, J. Pickette, C. Williams, N. Siver, P. Phillips. L. Parish, T. Warner. K. Pitonza. FOURTH ROW: Michael Hare. M. Whattam, C. Cuppernell, K. DeBerger, D. Wright, D. Fulmer, W. Alberry, G. Svendsen. 29