Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

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DENNIS HILLICK, after much consideration, has finally decided to sell his car. Because of the difficulty in squeezing 20 children into his little black car, he has decided to buy a used school bus from LCS. Near the food, we found Dennis’ wife, MARCIA. She is a divorced dietician, and Dennis is her second husband. It seems she is paying too much attention to other people's calories and not enough to her own. NANCY ROGERS won fame as a lady motorcyclist. Unfortunately, she is in traction after a 1'minor” brush-off on her cycle and was unable to attend. TOM ROGERS arrived in a cloud of dust on his Honda Super 90. He says he is still trying to beat Steve Dodge in a race. CAROL ROGERS, now the mother of twelve children, arrived smiling as usual. When asked why she has so many children, she replied, I found it's cheaper by the dozen.” PAT WILLIAMS arrived at our reunion wearing a grass shirt. She flew over from Hawaii just to be with us. She has a job there instructing boys in hula dancing. Wonder if she ever gets bored? We hardly noticed JOE WILLIAMS, since he is still as quiet as he was in high school. Joe is the champion U.S. house builder. He has just completed his second house of the week. LYLE WEAVER has become a successful phys ed teacher. His main ambition is to coach a small team and take them to the top. He is now collecting money to reopen Redwood High School. Arriving late was BRENDA CHAVOUSTIE. We were startled at her appearance as she is now a towering 6 5 ! Shortly after graduation, she discovered Height-On , a health food guaranteed to make you tall. Ambitious BOB VENTON, a well-known TV star, became famous after starring in numerous pep pill commercials. The company that manufactured the pills is going out of business as the pills failed to pep Bob up. Admiral KENT NICHOLS, commander of the U.S. Pacific Fleet, couldn't get to Chaumont, as Chaumont Bay is not quite deep enough for his battleship. BINA WEST is travelling with the New York Philharmonic Orchestra as a page turner and was unable to attend. PAT JOHNSON also was absent. She recently won the Miss Galaxy contest, and Chaumont was not on her itinerary for her 'round the world trip. RICHARD WALKER could not attend, since he has entered the Indy 500 with his custom built Walker Special. We hope he wins. 25

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Junior Class 1st ROW; J. Wescott, K. Crouse, L. Lance, L. Drury, Robert Horning, A. Cuppernell, Richard Horning, R. Whattam, D. Russell. 2nd ROW: P. Hills, W. Haas, M. Cummings, C. Fulmer, P. Cheal, B. Jackson, S. Dodge, G. Kovalik, J. Haas, T. Callahan, Mr. Buck. Advice to the Juniors We advise JOHN ALBERRY to get a car with pedals so he won't have to worry about gas, oil, etc. We advise TIM CALLAHAN to become a joke writer for PLAYBOY magazine. We advise PHIL CHEAL to record Phil’s Shower Room Songs after Soccer Games.” We advise KATHY CROUSE to join the Women's Army and become a drill sergeant. Her commanding voice will make her perfect for the job. We advise MERLE CUMMINGS to run for the presidency of the United States. We feel he's a born leader. We advise AL CUPPERNELL to form his own snowmobile gang in Chaumont. We advise STEVE DODGE to buy snowtreads for his motorcycle if he intends to ride in the winter - also a defroster for his goggles. We advise LEE DRURY to keep trying. You'll get your big cycle sooner or later, LEE. We advise CRAIG FULMER to become a male model and set up a shop in the back of Fulmer's gas station. We advise GERRY HAAS to become a vegetable salesman and deliver vegetables in Harlem. We advise WILLARD HAAS to take up writing under the name of Wee Willie Willard. We advise PETE HILLS to give up being a cowboy and become a hippie. We advise RICHARD and ROBERT HORNING to become comedians and start their own Rowan and Martin team. We advise BILL JACKSON to graduate from high school before he tries anything more ambitious. We advise GERRY KOVALIK to take an easy chair to the office, since he spends so much time there. 27