Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

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VIRGINIA QUENCER couldn't make it either. We hope her brain survives in the cater- pillar. Governor ERIC LANCE arrived next. Immediately he tried to sell us on his conservative views of government and asked us to vote for him and his running mate who has been dead for two years. DEBBIE ELDRIDGE came next. She rode up on a red pony dressed in white armor brandishing a ten foot clarinet and passed out campaign literature against dog food factories. LINDA JACKSON sneaked up writing something on her pad. It is rumored that she is the widely read Dear Linda. She even laughs at her own jokes. ERIN WHATTAM, noted traveling tractor salesman, arrived on his new A-100 super 90, with parking lights. He is the writer of Tractors-Unsafe at any Speed! , the controversial book about parking tractors. Mrs. Charles De Gaulle, nee SUZANN ALBERRY, arrived next with her latest creation, a painting of Washington under the Eiffel Tower. CAROL NICHOLS, champion weight lifter, walked in after tearing the door off its hinges. KAREN KLOCK is now the famed model, Grendel. She arrived modeling a wide belt and ... uh ... wide belt. GEORGE GOODFRIEND, after completing his enlistment in the U. S. Marines, has de- cided to open a black market, dealing in hot outboard motors, on Point Peninsula. BILL CARR, general manager, president, chairman of the board, chief news announcer, head d.j., engineer, janitor, and sole employee of W.A.T.N., walked in carrying a broken transistor radio. He has completely renovated W.A.T.N. , turning it into 600 sound reverberating musical watts. DENNIS GREEN, foxy used car salesman, drove up in a '84 Dodge with a 789 turbo and mags. After five minutes the dust cleared and we discovered Dennis, unable to get his seat belt undone, stuck in the leather bucket driver's seat. SANDRA GOUTREMOUT came next. She is the owner of Greenwich's largest crash- pad. Her soul brother, and his other soul sisters, raised quite a commotion when they yelled, Flower power forever! FELECIA JOHNSON arrived with her eighth husband, an exotic dance instructor. It's been a rocky five day marriage, her longest this week, and the shortest war since the Israeli-Egyptian conflict. ALONZO DAVIS has not been heard from since our senior trip. He was last seen fraternizing with the bums in the Bowery. KATHY TARWATER arrived very loudly, calling for attention. She is drill instructor for the Women's Army Corps because of her commanding voice. MARY ANN SNYDER, noted dress designer, has come up with a new winner! She de- signed the wide-belt which Grendel is modeling. GARY MATICE couldn't make it. He is now a commander of an icebreaker in the Arctic. This is one ship behind which he can't water ski. MIKE NICHOLS arrived with three secret service agents guarding him from Canadian agents. Mike, as you know, heads the investigation committee against Canadian infiltra- tion. ALICE JACKSON, well known saw bones, has just finished her new book, My Scalpel and I. We hope it'll be a big success. 16

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Class History The present Senior Class started its freshman year together in September, 1964. Our class advisor was Miss Mein. We elected officers as follows: President, Bill Fulmer; Vice- President, Dennis Richardson; Secretary, Wendy Hubbard; Treasurer, Karen Klock; and Student Council Representative, Bill Fulmer. The next year Mr. Van Schaick was our advisor. As class activities we sold maga- zines, candy and schedule pens. We held dances and food sales and sold refreshments at baseball and soccer games. Class officers were: President, Alice Jackson; Vice-President, Dennis Richardson; Secretary, Wendy Hubbard; Treasurer, Debbie Eldridge; and Student Council Representative, Bill Fulmer. When another school year started in September, 1966, we were back as Juniors. Our class advisor again was Mr. Van Schaick. We elected officers as follows: President, Den- nis Richardson; Vice-President, Alice Jackson; Secretary, Debbie Eldridge; Treasurer, Charles Gaumond; Student Council Representative, Wendy Hubbard. We had a successful year sponsoring car washes, bake sales, candy sales, a pen sale, a stationery sale, a three- act play, and dances. We also sold refreshments at basketball, baseball, and soccer games. We held an annual Junior Prom with Ronny Murray and Wendy Hubbard as King and Queen and Bill Fulmer and Alice Jackson as attendants. Now that we are Seniors we have as officers: President, Bill Fulmer; Vice-President, Wendy Hubbard; Secretary, Debbie Eldridge; Treasurer, Charles Gaumond; and Student Council Representatives, Wendy Hubbard and Charles Gaumond. Our advisor is Miss South- ard. Various activities have included car washes, dances, a donkey basketball game, a pen sale, a three-act play, publication of the Ontarion , and a trip to New York City. We also sold refreshments at soccer and baseball games. Our class motto is: If you want to dance, you have to pay the fiddler. ” Our class colors are purple and yellow and our class flower is the yellow rose. Class Prophecy We are meeting in Mr. Seelau's trailer, which is vacant because he has left us to teach at Redwood. Our chaperone, Eagle-eye Towne, arrived early to try to catch Mr. Seelau and collect for all the food he ate. WENDY HUBBARD, renowned archeologist, arrived first with her shovel. She is working on the theory that Chaumont was the cradle of civilization. BILLY FULMER, prized third-baseman for the Tokyo All-Stars, arrived next with free pictures of himself autographed in Japanese. RONALD MURRAY has just returned in a dog sled laden with green muskrat skins from his famous Antarctic expedition. MARTIN QUENCER couldn't make it tonight because he and Dr. Barnard are working on a brain transplant in South Africa. We hope the poor caterpillar lives. 15

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DENNIS RICHARDSON screams up on his Honda-Richardson Super-Hi-go fuel injected- jet powered 90. He has moved to Japan to manufacture his famous motorcycles, the only ones powered with a surplus Pratt Whitney jet engine. CHARLES GAUMOND strode in last, but his stentorian, oratorical voice soon captured his audience. They all stood spellbound, even though he didn't have anything to say. These seniors were quickly incited by Charles' stirring words. Quickly seizing the op- portunity, Eric convinced the frenzied crowd to follow him on Dennis' motor-bike to the school. There, after Erin set fire to the school, they all sang camp-fire songs led by Kathy Tarwater, the drill sergeant. Class Will We, the Senior Class of Lyme Central School, which is located in the county of Jeffer- son, in the State of New York, in the country of the United States of America, who shall be called the forementioned party of the first part, do hereby claim that this documented statement is the last will and testament of the forementioned party of the first part, which, seeing that it is composed of a number of smaller units, shall be further enumerated into smaller units which shall henceforth be called students, identified by their a.) Christian and b.) family nomenclature. We, the forementioned party of the first part, do hereby bequeath our worldly possessions as follows: I, SUZANN ALBERRY, leave my ability to skip out without getting caught to Jerry Haas. He needs the help. We, ERIC LANCE, CHARLES GAUMOND, and BILL CARR do hereby bequeath the Chaumont Benevolent Scholarship Society's thousand bottle cap award for penmanship upon the most deserving junior in our estimation, Patrick Leo West. I, LONNIE DAVIS, will my wild eye for women to Richard Horning. I, DEBBIE ELDRIDGE, leave my tennis balls on the school roof to anyone who dares to go up and get them. I, BILLY FULMER, leave my jungle hat and athletic positions to anyone who can fake out any Rambunctious Redwood Rowdy. I, GEORGE GOODFRIEND, leave my talent for going the wrong way in a basketball game to anyone who thinks he can make a basket for the other team. 1, SANDRA GOUTREMOUT, leave my ability to get into embarrassing situations and all the trouble it takes to get out of them to Nancy Rogers. 1, DENNIS GREEN, leave all my car's bald tires to anyone who wants to drive defense- lessly. I, WENDY HUBBARD, have something for Webbie Daniels who will fill my shoes as President of the Student Council. To him I leave a bottle of EXCEDR1N and these words - Don't despair. Mr. Brown is always there. 1, ALICE JACKSON, leave my place on the cheering squad to any girl schooled well enough in home economics so she can fix ripped cheering uniforms. 1, LINDA JACKSON, leave my ability to get myself into trouble by talking about the wrong thing at the wrong time to Carol Rogers. I, FELECIA JOHNSON, leave all my ex-boyfriends to Patty Johnson in the hope that she will carry on the tradition. 17