Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

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I, PHILLIP WALKER, leave the Hertz-Rent-a-Car and clock radio which Jimmy re- ceived last year and I borrowed this year to Tom Madill for next year. Maybe he will have better luck being on time to school than Jim and I did. I, CHARITY WARNER, leave my good luck not to be susceptible to pneumonia after riding in a convertible (with the top down) during the winter, to anyone crazy enough to do it. I, DONALD WILLIAMS, leave my abject fear of the opposite sex to Terry Bourcy - more power to you! Lastly we hereby appoint the Beatles executors of this, our last will and testament, with full power and authority, hereby revoking all former wills by us previously made. In witness whereof, we hereunto set our hand and seal the 29th day of February in the year one thousand nine hundred and sixty-four. witness Advice to the Seniors We advise GERLINDA BEDETTE to join the Navy Nurse Corps, where she can give in- jections to 6 ft. G.I.s, that is if they will lend her a stepladder. We advise JAMES BEVENS to become a news commentator because of his gift to gab. We advise RODJER BOURN to open a space-age gas station for flying saucers because he's way out. We advise LESLIE BROWN to become an optician so he will always have some spare contacts. We advise BARBARA CARR to grow a little so she won't get lost or stepped on at Community College. We advise SHARON CHAVOUSTIE to become secretary to Ben Casey and fall in love with her doctor. We advise DARLENE CLARK to keep on writing poetry. Who knows what great heights she might reach? We advise DELORES DAVIS to organize her own cheering squad for the Harlem Globe Trotters. We advise SHARON DWYER to get married and have ten children because we know she likes to knit booties. We advise ELAINE FREDENBURG to become the official chef to the First Lady. We advise GEORGE GAUMOND to become U.S. ambassador to Central Asia. With his brains and his looks, he should be able to erase the image of The Ugly American. We advise ARLENE LYNCH to become director of the Peace Corps because of her leadership ability. We advise DONNA MATTHEWS to keep on being cheerful. It will help a lot when she is typing and retyping business letters for her future employer. We advise PHILLIP WALKER to become a school guidance counselor. He always seems to have a lot of advice to give. We advise CHARITY WARNER to cut a few records. We're sure they'll become golden hits. We advise DONALD WILLIAMS to join the Navy and have a girl in every port. We advise SHIRLEY TORREY to open her own dancing school and offer Fred Astaire her first lesson. 22

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t Junior Glass FIRST ROW: C. Lee, K. Schreiber, S. Southwell, F. Waterman, N. Ramsey, D. Wheeler. SECOND ROW: S. Nichols, G. Walker, D. Wallace, T. Bourcy, Mr. Griest, D. Hansen, F. Horning, P. Rogers, A. Warren. Gflduice to the G7on tors We advise TERRY BOURCY to invent a computer in the shape of a guitar and become a singing salesman for IBM. We advise DOUGLAS HANSEN to synthesize rose petals and start a rose parade in Northern New York State. We advise FRANCIS HORNING to organize the Chaumont River Police to curtail speed- ers and arrest flotsam and jetsam. We advise CAROL LEE to become a painter. Rumor has it that she can pace off a pretty good white line. We advise STEWART NICHOLS to become a lawyer. He always has an argument for every situation. We advise NORMA RAMSEY to open a Yarn Shop in Chaumont. We are sure she would be her own best customer. We advise PETER ROGERS to go to Russia to teach the natives the advantages of not working because someone tells you to. We advise KAREN SCHREIBER to become an airline hostess. We think that she would enjoy sitting on a pilot's lap. 24