Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

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personal secretary of the electronic brain which controls our weather. Sharon no longer changes her clothes to fit the season, but changes the season to match her clothes. ELAINE FREDENBURG has had an exciting and rewarding career as an attorney-at- law. She has handled over 300 cases and lost none. Telstar has decided to replace, the out-dated Perry Mason with a modem account of Elaine's experiences. GEORGE GAUMOND, with his vast knowledge of history and his great oratorical abilities, has toured the world and its neighboring planets, giving lectures on good government and history's effect on the future. He has devised a brilliant scheme for peaceful co-existence which meets with the approval of all nations. ARLENE LYNCH went on to higher mathematics. She is now the most prominent specialist on computers and IBM machines. However, the other day Arlene got a little confused and fed the wrong information to one of the computers. As a result, our country is not in the red. DONNA MATTHEWS, who is the life of our party, is the proud proprietor of a supermarket and is her own best customer. She also is the owner of a fashion center which sets the solar styles in hair dressing, as well as in wearing apparel. No modern woman is complete unless she has a Matthews original. Donna says that she intends to design nine gowns, one named after each planet. SHIRLEY TORREY is excitedly anticipating the opening of this year's winter Olym- pic games, over which she will reign as queen. Shirley was awarded this honor when she broke three world's records in figure, speed, and pair skating during last year's competition. PHILLIP WALKER, taking the advice given to him back at ole L. C.S. to become a School Guidance Counselor, went on to success. He now runs his own L.C.S. (Lunar Comet Schools). Under his fine guidance for the past 30 years, not one pupil has missed a day of school. His secret is that he has changed the school day to three hours. The rest of the time is devoted to sports. After completing Bible School, CHARITY WARNER married Rev. Robert Donavan, a well-known missionary. She barely missed death at the hands of a wild elephant which was going to the Republican National Convention. Charity has devoted herself to her husband's work and has told us about many other exciting experiences. DONALD WILLIAMS is unable to be with us, as he is competing in the last race of his career. His goal is first place in the Grand Prize on Venus, and he is driving The Vitz, the fastest jet engine car known. Donald has already won the title of World Champion Racer, which only proves that Donnie's driving ability at L.C.S. gave him a good background for his career. t 20

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( fass JJropnecu The year is 2,000, 36 years after our graduation. Tnt occasion is a special re- union celebrating the end of the twentieth century. We are congregating on the planet Jupiter, as it is the most convenient location for the class of '64. Our hostess Mrs. Anthony Rushmore, the former SHARON CHAVOUSTIE, informs us that she is not only celebrating our reunion but also her 30th wedding anniversary. Sharon married Dr. Anthony Rushmore, famed physicist on Jupiter. The class has gathered on their multibiliion dollar estate. GERLINDA BEDETTE, who as a senior expressed a desire to become a nurse, is a member of the United Medical Corps. This group has been responsible for the elimi- nation of most of the diseases that have plagued modern man. She herself has discovered a method of preventing disease which is equal in importance to the vaccination. Gerlinda was quite disappointed when this method caused the death of twenty mice. JIMMY BEVENS, once the world’s champion karate expert, has now retired to the safer profession of teaching that art. Jimmy says that teaching is not quite so exciting as his previous career, but his insurance rates are lower, as are his hospital bills. RODJER BOURN, as Secretary of the Treasury, has made an agreement with Russia, whereby Russia pays all our debts in return for Khrushchev's grandson’s visiting rights to Disneyland. Rodjer has happily volunteered to take him on the rides. LESLIE BROWN, who had always expressed a desire to become President of the United States, not only achieved this goal but is now running for the highest position in the Solar System. He is well-liked by the people because of his ability to solve controversial problems and because of his excellent record of kissing babies. BARBARA CARR, after taking Psychology at Community College, went on to re- ceive a Doctor's degree in that field. She has been contributing a great deal to over- come the language barrier between the Earth and the other few inhabited planets. She is also a psychiatrist and has the longest couch in existence. Her most recent patient is Castro's son, who complained of being mistreated as a youth. DARLENE CLARK tells us that she has led a very exciting life; she has won three Oscars for her superb performances on Telstar and just recently was awarded the Nobel Prize in literature. Of course, we all recall her in our Senior Play as Scarlet, the colored maid. DELORES DAVIS is the most noted abstract painter in our Universe. She has helped many struggling youths to success in the world of art. Her best known works include The Moaning Lisa and The Mess. SHARON DWYER, looking radiant in an expensive creation designed by Donna Matthews, is well able to afford this gown. She has attained great wealth as the 19

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( ass We, the Seniors of the Lyme Central School, Village of Chaumont, Town of Lyme, County of Jefferson, State of New York, being of inferior and intractable minds and memory, do make, publish, and declare this our last will and testament in the manner following: FIRST: All our debts, including our funeral expenses, shall be paid out of our depleted treas- ury by our swinging executors. To MR. WEST, we leave an office free from the boys of the class of '64. To MISS SOUTHARD, we leave a quiet homeroom for two months. Last but not least, to the FACULTY, we just leave. SECOND: I, GERLINDA BEDETTE, leave my gymnastic skills to Barbara Williams. I, JAMES BEVENS, leave my ability to stay on the road with any car to Roy Torrey. I, RODJER BOURN, leave all my wine, women, and song to William Oshier. I, LESLIE W. BROWN, will my capability to make Mr. Green smile to Char Bourn, and my ability to take physics to Nancy Utess. I, BARBARA CARR, leave my position as the shortest girl in high school to Susie Steele - Chin up, Susie 1 I, SHARON CHAVOUSTIE, leave my position as cheerleader for the basketball team of L.C.S. to any one who has the pep and energy to endure the whole game. I, DARLENE CLARK, leave my black-face make-up to anyone who isn't afraid of Ajax! I, DELORES DAVIS, leave my ability to goof up chemistry lab experiments to anyone who won't give up hope even though he's had failure after failure. I, SHARON DWYER, leave my ability to waste at least 10 carbon copies every time I start a new project in business practice to anyone else who can't seem to find a type- writer that spells correctly. I, ELAINE FREDENBURG, leave my old history books to any poor soul who can get along with them better than I. I, GEORGE GAUMOND, leave my adeptness at writing appropriate English compositions for 12th year English class to Donna Wheeler. I, ARLENE LYNCH, leave my position as Mr. Van's official guinea pig and class trouble maker to Pam (Louie) Audo. I, DONNA MATTHEWS, leave my superior lung power at basketball games to Bonnie Radley. I, SHIRLEY TORREY, leave my ability to fight with the boys and win to anyone who can take the punishment they give in return. 21