Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

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( fass JJropnecu The year is 2,000, 36 years after our graduation. Tnt occasion is a special re- union celebrating the end of the twentieth century. We are congregating on the planet Jupiter, as it is the most convenient location for the class of '64. Our hostess Mrs. Anthony Rushmore, the former SHARON CHAVOUSTIE, informs us that she is not only celebrating our reunion but also her 30th wedding anniversary. Sharon married Dr. Anthony Rushmore, famed physicist on Jupiter. The class has gathered on their multibiliion dollar estate. GERLINDA BEDETTE, who as a senior expressed a desire to become a nurse, is a member of the United Medical Corps. This group has been responsible for the elimi- nation of most of the diseases that have plagued modern man. She herself has discovered a method of preventing disease which is equal in importance to the vaccination. Gerlinda was quite disappointed when this method caused the death of twenty mice. JIMMY BEVENS, once the world’s champion karate expert, has now retired to the safer profession of teaching that art. Jimmy says that teaching is not quite so exciting as his previous career, but his insurance rates are lower, as are his hospital bills. RODJER BOURN, as Secretary of the Treasury, has made an agreement with Russia, whereby Russia pays all our debts in return for Khrushchev's grandson’s visiting rights to Disneyland. Rodjer has happily volunteered to take him on the rides. LESLIE BROWN, who had always expressed a desire to become President of the United States, not only achieved this goal but is now running for the highest position in the Solar System. He is well-liked by the people because of his ability to solve controversial problems and because of his excellent record of kissing babies. BARBARA CARR, after taking Psychology at Community College, went on to re- ceive a Doctor's degree in that field. She has been contributing a great deal to over- come the language barrier between the Earth and the other few inhabited planets. She is also a psychiatrist and has the longest couch in existence. Her most recent patient is Castro's son, who complained of being mistreated as a youth. DARLENE CLARK tells us that she has led a very exciting life; she has won three Oscars for her superb performances on Telstar and just recently was awarded the Nobel Prize in literature. Of course, we all recall her in our Senior Play as Scarlet, the colored maid. DELORES DAVIS is the most noted abstract painter in our Universe. She has helped many struggling youths to success in the world of art. Her best known works include The Moaning Lisa and The Mess. SHARON DWYER, looking radiant in an expensive creation designed by Donna Matthews, is well able to afford this gown. She has attained great wealth as the 19

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CZfass (istoru On a bright morning in September, I960, 25 ebullient (overflowing with enthusiasm and excitement) members started our freshman year. Our class advisor was Mr. Rose, and our officers were: President, Arlene Lynch; Vice-President, Donna Matthews; Secretary, Charity Warner; Treasurer, Sharon Dwyer; and Student Council Representa- tive, Arlene Lynch. In September, 1961, we returned as a decorous (well-be-haved) sophomore class. Our advisor was Mrs. Dunham, and our officers were; President, Donna Matthews; Vice-President, Sharon Dwyer; Secretary, Arlene Lynch; Treasurer, George Gaumond; and Student Council Representative. Donna Matthews. Our feature activity was a magazine sale. The following fall we returned to L.C.S. as jocular (joking) juniors. Miss South- ard was our class advisor. We elected officers as follows: President, Donna Matthews; Vice-President, George Gaumond; Secretary, Sharon Chavoustie; Treasurer, Rodjer Bourn; and Student Council Representative, Donna Matthews. That year we amused ourselves with the sale of refreshments at basketball games, a stationery sale, the presentation of three one-act plays, with Steve Haas as the virago of the second play, a car wash, and our Junior Prom, with Donald Williams and Sharon Dwyer as King and Queen. This year 17 impeccable (faultless) seniors entered school. Miss Southard again has the delectable job of being our supervisor. Our officers have been: President, George Gaumond; Vice-President, Jimmy Bevens; Secretary. Sharon Dwyer; Treasurer, Rodjer Bourn; and Student Council Representatives, Donna Matthews and George Gau- mond. Our activities have been the publication of the 1964 Ontarion, a car wash, two record hops, one three-act play, Aunt Susie Shoots the Works, and the senior trip to New York City. Of the graduation class, seven members, Charity Warner, Shirley Torrey, Delores Davis, Rodjer Bourn, Donna Matthews, Elaine Fredenburg, and Sharon Dwyer, entered kindergarten together. Sharon Chavoustie joined us in the seventh grade, from Three Mile Bay. During our years at L.C.S., many persons have been with us from time to time. In the past four years Danny Cardinal, David Lear, Allen Stevens, Daniel Spencer, John Rogers, Sharon Bourquin, Ellen Brown, Sally Goodfriend, Arlene Slate, Marilyn Swallia, Mary Lu West, Sharon Hilts, Rose Viselli, Sharon Smith, and Cheryl Gibson have been members of our class. Our class motto is Let each become all that he is capable of being. Our class flowers are the blue and white carnations, and our class colors are blue and white. 18

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personal secretary of the electronic brain which controls our weather. Sharon no longer changes her clothes to fit the season, but changes the season to match her clothes. ELAINE FREDENBURG has had an exciting and rewarding career as an attorney-at- law. She has handled over 300 cases and lost none. Telstar has decided to replace, the out-dated Perry Mason with a modem account of Elaine's experiences. GEORGE GAUMOND, with his vast knowledge of history and his great oratorical abilities, has toured the world and its neighboring planets, giving lectures on good government and history's effect on the future. He has devised a brilliant scheme for peaceful co-existence which meets with the approval of all nations. ARLENE LYNCH went on to higher mathematics. She is now the most prominent specialist on computers and IBM machines. However, the other day Arlene got a little confused and fed the wrong information to one of the computers. As a result, our country is not in the red. DONNA MATTHEWS, who is the life of our party, is the proud proprietor of a supermarket and is her own best customer. She also is the owner of a fashion center which sets the solar styles in hair dressing, as well as in wearing apparel. No modern woman is complete unless she has a Matthews original. Donna says that she intends to design nine gowns, one named after each planet. SHIRLEY TORREY is excitedly anticipating the opening of this year's winter Olym- pic games, over which she will reign as queen. Shirley was awarded this honor when she broke three world's records in figure, speed, and pair skating during last year's competition. PHILLIP WALKER, taking the advice given to him back at ole L. C.S. to become a School Guidance Counselor, went on to success. He now runs his own L.C.S. (Lunar Comet Schools). Under his fine guidance for the past 30 years, not one pupil has missed a day of school. His secret is that he has changed the school day to three hours. The rest of the time is devoted to sports. After completing Bible School, CHARITY WARNER married Rev. Robert Donavan, a well-known missionary. She barely missed death at the hands of a wild elephant which was going to the Republican National Convention. Charity has devoted herself to her husband's work and has told us about many other exciting experiences. DONALD WILLIAMS is unable to be with us, as he is competing in the last race of his career. His goal is first place in the Grand Prize on Venus, and he is driving The Vitz, the fastest jet engine car known. Donald has already won the title of World Champion Racer, which only proves that Donnie's driving ability at L.C.S. gave him a good background for his career. t 20