Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

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MILDRED DAVIS, having envied her father's towing business, went into the business for herself. Her sign reads, You wreck ’em and crash ’em! We'll check 'em and stash 'em! But instead of checks and stashes, Millie wrecks and crashes. As we all know. DAVID DEAN was called Marshall Dillon all through high school. Well, Dave started his own Gunsmoke series and took Matt Dillon's place. The last we heard. Matt was out gunnin' Dave down. Professor DAVID ELDR1DGE, as he is called by his colleagues at Eldridge Engineering Institute of Rumki, Siberia, is now working on a new formula. How will he be able to tune in the Dick Clark Show on his electronic TV ? JANE GOSIER went to work for the Hershey Company of Chicago. We hear she gained over 30 pounds trying to bring in publicity. It's hard to believe, isn’t it? After three years with the New York Yankees, BOB GOSIER is in the hospital suffering from two broken legs, one broken arm, and a fractured skull. It seems Bob just couldn't stop that fly ball which drove him clear through the stadium. After receiving their nursing degrees, CAROLYN GOUTREMOUT and MARY ANNE MUCKLEWEE started to work on a secret formula. This medicine was supposed to prevent anyone from catching any kind of disease. At the present, both girls are in a women's detention home for causing the hospital to go into bankruptcy. It seems they drove all the business away. NANCY PHELPS is a famous writer. She became so fascinated by Shake- speare's plays that she started to write dramas in the same style, but with 20th century settings. Her version of Macbeth is very popular, especially the part where Macbeth gets rid of his enemies by sending them up in sat- ellites, never to return. After high school, DAVID PLATO became a disc jockey. Next he was dis- covered by a talent scout who decided Dave was a great singer. He has risen to fame with his record. The All Lyme Central Boy. We also hear that Dave has been drafted. We hope they don’t cut off his hair. CAROL REFF graduated from Miss Fluff's School of Beauty and started her own salon in New York City. We hear she is engaged to Oliver Vanderbilt VI. She says nothing or no one will come between her business and her. GEORGE TALBOT is a famous architect, specializing in remodeling resort areas. On one of his decorating sprees, he took over Schermerhorn Park and completely remodeled it. SCHUYLER WEAVER won fame and glory when he scored 330 points in one game for the New York Revengers Basketball team. He is now in the city jail serving time for blackmailing the ref. PHIL WHITE was named The Most Hazardous Hot Rodder of the Year. On one of his big ventures, he side-swiped 6 cars and took down 10 guard posts. He says he is very proud of this award and will try to do better next year. Having always liked western music, MARY YOTT decided to move out west and start a music dude ranch. She is also president of a movement to prove that Country Music's Here to Stay.”

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FIRST ROW: L. Barr, J. Garrett, J. Weiler, L. Pettey, B. Beck, F. Walker. SECOND ROW: E. Wilder, E. Northrop, S. Wallace, S. Bevens, S. Richards, B. Ball, A. Yott. THIRD ROW: S. Foster, R. Greene, G. Hillick, L. Thompson, Miss Southard, S. Lynch, L. Austin, J. Hentze, D. Peters. The Junior Class of 1958-1959, consisting of 23 members, has had a successful year. We have had our stationery sale and have sold refreshments at home basketball games. We presented 3 one-act plays entitled While the Toast Burned, I'll Die for Dear Old Rutgers, and Murder by Morning. We closed the year with the annual Junior Prom. Officers for the year have been: President - -- -- -- -- LESLIE COMINS Vice President ----- —STEVE FOSTER Secretary..............SUZANNE LYNCH Treasurer..............SUSAN RICHARDS Advisor................MISS SOUTHARD Ionice io tne r unions We advise LARRY AUSTIN to keep up his basketball. He might be another Adolph Schays. We advise BRENDA BALL to study science. Lady scientists are in demand. We advise LARRY BARR to go to bed nights so he can stay awake in Mr. Dodge's classes. We advise BILLY BECK to get a car of his own so his father won't have to bring him to school when he misses the bus. We advise SHARON BEVENS to take out an insurance policy to protect against future broken bones. We advise LESLIE COMINS to start a towing service; Leslie's Towing Ser- vice should do a lot of business. We advise STEVE FOSTER to keep up his winning personality. Many friends come in handy. We advise JIMMY GARRETT to move to Chaumont. He seems to appreci- ate the girls in our community. We advise ROBERT GREENE to grow a little more. Giants make a lot of money.