Lyme Central School - Ontarion Yearbook (Chaumont, NY)

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MILDRED DAVIS, having envied her father's towing business, went into the business for herself. Her sign reads, You wreck ’em and crash ’em! We'll check 'em and stash 'em! But instead of checks and stashes, Millie wrecks and crashes. As we all know. DAVID DEAN was called Marshall Dillon all through high school. Well, Dave started his own Gunsmoke series and took Matt Dillon's place. The last we heard. Matt was out gunnin' Dave down. Professor DAVID ELDR1DGE, as he is called by his colleagues at Eldridge Engineering Institute of Rumki, Siberia, is now working on a new formula. How will he be able to tune in the Dick Clark Show on his electronic TV ? JANE GOSIER went to work for the Hershey Company of Chicago. We hear she gained over 30 pounds trying to bring in publicity. It's hard to believe, isn’t it? After three years with the New York Yankees, BOB GOSIER is in the hospital suffering from two broken legs, one broken arm, and a fractured skull. It seems Bob just couldn't stop that fly ball which drove him clear through the stadium. After receiving their nursing degrees, CAROLYN GOUTREMOUT and MARY ANNE MUCKLEWEE started to work on a secret formula. This medicine was supposed to prevent anyone from catching any kind of disease. At the present, both girls are in a women's detention home for causing the hospital to go into bankruptcy. It seems they drove all the business away. NANCY PHELPS is a famous writer. She became so fascinated by Shake- speare's plays that she started to write dramas in the same style, but with 20th century settings. Her version of Macbeth is very popular, especially the part where Macbeth gets rid of his enemies by sending them up in sat- ellites, never to return. After high school, DAVID PLATO became a disc jockey. Next he was dis- covered by a talent scout who decided Dave was a great singer. He has risen to fame with his record. The All Lyme Central Boy. We also hear that Dave has been drafted. We hope they don’t cut off his hair. CAROL REFF graduated from Miss Fluff's School of Beauty and started her own salon in New York City. We hear she is engaged to Oliver Vanderbilt VI. She says nothing or no one will come between her business and her. GEORGE TALBOT is a famous architect, specializing in remodeling resort areas. On one of his decorating sprees, he took over Schermerhorn Park and completely remodeled it. SCHUYLER WEAVER won fame and glory when he scored 330 points in one game for the New York Revengers Basketball team. He is now in the city jail serving time for blackmailing the ref. PHIL WHITE was named The Most Hazardous Hot Rodder of the Year. On one of his big ventures, he side-swiped 6 cars and took down 10 guard posts. He says he is very proud of this award and will try to do better next year. Having always liked western music, MARY YOTT decided to move out west and start a music dude ranch. She is also president of a movement to prove that Country Music's Here to Stay.”

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 Icfuice to e )en tors We advise TOM BOURCY to become a lawyer. He always was one to argue his point. We advise BEV DAVIS to get married. We think she would make a good housewife. We advise MILLIE DAVIS to keep driving the way she does now. Maybe some day she can become a female stock car driver. We advise DAVE DEAN to practice his draw. He may someday replace Chester on TV. We advise DAVE ELDRIDGE to keep working with his chemicals. He may become the first invader on the moon. We advise BOB GOSIER to join the Armed Forces. We think he would look handsome in uniform. We advise JANE GOSIER to stay the way she is now. She's doing all right. We advise CAROLYN GOUTREMOUT to continue keeping score. Some day she may become scorekeeper for the Nats. We advise MARY ANNE MUCKLEWEE to keep up her leadership. She may become the first lady president. We advise NANCY PHELPS to keep practicing her smile. Someday she may take Liberace's place. We advise DAVE PLATO to discover a new planet and name it Plato. We're getting tired of hearing of Pluto. We advise CAROL REFF to become a beautician, for some day she may even be able to give Elvis a new hair-do. We advise EDDIE STERLING to get the gleam out of his eyes. It may get him into trouble. We advise GEORGE TALBOT to be the first to put a TV in his car, since he has tried to install a record player. We advise SCHUYLER WEAVER to keep playing basketball. Some day he may become manager of the Texas Cowgirls. We advise PHIL WHITE to become a comedian. He surely has had enough practice. We advise MARY YOTT to join the WAVES so she can be closer to the Navy and her Navy man. Philosopher EDWARD STERLING as he is known by his readers, has just received his Golden Book for selling over 1.000.000 copies of The Future of the Class of '59. It reads thus: Always having argued his point in law class, TOM BOURCY entered the profession of law. He is now serving time for trying to save a blonde who was guilty of poisoning her husband. It seems she had promised Tom $10,000 to take her case. Tom never did know how to refuse a blonde. BEVERLY DAVIS opened a restaurant specializing in Italian food. She did so well that she has now gone into retirement at the age of 28. The last we heard, she was on her way to Florida. Don't forget to send us a card, Bev.

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