Lycoming College - Arrow Yearbook (Williamsport, PA)

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THE DART 19 3 3 Class W WE, the Class of ' 33, do hereby solemnly bequeath, bestow, grant, give, and otherwise rid ourselves of all slightly dilapidated love affairs, unfinished quarrels, violated rules, and other impedimenta , with the hope that next year ' s Sophomores may resent them as we did. SECTION I Item I: To Miss Kapp, our beloved faculty adviser, our sincere regards with the hope that she may remember us and esteem us as we do her. Item II: To the Class of ' 34, we extend our best wishes along with our school spirit, dignity and congeniality. SECTION II Item I: To Will Cross, we leave all our text books, note books, and hymnals, with the request that they be burned in memoriam . Item II: To Ginter, Calhoun, Mayberry, and Hixson, SOBEIT. Item III: To Miss Dewey, Marie McMurtrie ' s soft-soled bedroom slippers. Item IV: To Duck Shirey and his limousine, Clarko ' s position as the unpaid Seminary chauffeur. Item V: To Kleppcr and Knittle, Helen Sullivan ' s and Mary Louise Monk ' s fighting Irish . Item VI: To next year ' s Student Council, fewer student government troubles. Item VII: To any ambitiously romantic Romeo, Brink ' s night letter , other- wise known as the morning edition . Item VIII: To Davis and Esbenshade, Inky Evans ' and Jack Stokes ' balcony seats in the Billtown theaters. Item IX: To the oncoming Case, Clark, and Dawson trio; Martz, Baldwin and Craigie — Soph Sophisticates — leave their elan. Item X: Cliff Murray leaves his Virginia accent to reenforce Fran Hutcheson ' s New Jersey swamp talk . SECTION III We, hereby nominate, constitute, and appoint, Jean Long executrix of this In witness whereof, we have set our hands and seals unto this, our last Will and Testament, this second day of May, Anno Domini, One Thousand Nine Hun- dred Thirty-three. Signed, sealed, published and declared by us, as and for our last Will and Testament in the presence of Mary Monks Helen Clarke Anne Eley Twenty-five

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THE DART 1933 Sherman Staniord Sherm General University of California Varsity Football I, 2); Choral Club (1); Theta Pi Pi; President, Sophomore Tribunal; Vice-President, Sophomore Class; Week-end Program Committee. Sherm is a grand athlete, a good student and not a woman hater. Do you wonder that he ' s one of the most popular men on the campus? 221 Crary Avenue, Sheffield, Pa. Hthll Ei.izabf.th Stanley Arts and Sciences Betsy has two main intc College and a Bclsy Goucher — Goucher rial student. Here ' s success with both of them Betsy ! 1146 Market Street, Wiliiamsport, Pa. Helen Sullivan Sh i Arts and Sciences Union Board (1); English Writers ' Club. Sully will certainly be missed at Sem for an Irish smile and blarney have won her a host of friends. Erin go brough. 1201 E. Third Street, Williamsport, Pa. Thomas Willans Tom Commerce and Finance Tom is one of the quiet day students, seldom seen, but always ready to do liis share for the class and the school. 713 Rural Avenue, Williamsport, Pa. Pauline Hoover Williams Polly Secretarial Science Basket Ball (1,2); D.art Board; Y. W. C. A. (2). Polly is one of Sem ' s athletes. Besides playing a nice game of basket ball, she makes a good showing on tlie tennis court. Port Matilda, Pa. Morris H. VIood Morrie Arts and Sciences Pcnn State Union Board (1, 2); Cap and Gown Com- mittee; Class Play. Morrie , the boy with the scientific mind! He takes life easy with his only excuse — Who VC ' ouldn ' t Be Crazy ? KM I Memorial Avenue, Williamsport, Pa. Hm-EN Vollmer Secretarial Science Freshman Class Trt 2); Class Play. A giggle and a lot of fun all Helen. By the way, Helen, arc for little Audrey ? 926 Elizabeth Street, Williamsport, Pa. Choral Club (1. — that ' s sponsible Twenty-lour

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THE DART 1933 Class Prophecy Time: 1949. Place: Washington, D. C. Scene: Stand at Inaugural Parade. Anne Eley is watching the crowds at the parade from tlie grandstand when Mary Louise Monks is ushered to the seat next to her. Anne: Mary! Mary: Anne! A. — Where? When? Why? What are you doing here? I thought — M. — Oh, Anne, isn ' t this thrilling? A Sem graduate being inaugurated president? And the first president from the Unemployed Party, too! . — I ' m not surprised. Eddie Brink was president of everything in school. And he ' s the best man the Unemployed Party ' s got — he ' s been unemployed since he started to Sem! M. — But the Cabinet! Only three members — Woody Ott, Johnny Davis and Louie Nardi. Eddie says they ' re so clever they can take care of all the offices. Here comes the parade. A. — There ' s the band. Heavens, that ' s not Max Dieffenderfer conducting? M. — It certainly is — By the way, how do you suppose a good Democratic presi- dent like Shcrm Stanford feels about turning the government over to the Unemployed? A. — He ' ll join ' em — he ' ll be unemployed in a few minutes, too. M. — Well, I ' m glad Eddie was elected — he ' s going to let Helen Sullivan continue as Ambassadress to Ireland, and he ' s promised to let me head the Prohibition Enforcement department. But what are you doing? A. — Oh, I ' m pretty busy — I censor movies, you know. M. — Not really! I knew Bob Elder was cleaning up Hollywood — A. — Yes, and they say the only thing he doesn ' t kick about is Emily Ertel ' s inter- pretive dancing. They say she ' s as good as Pavlowa ever was. M. — Bob Durkee ' s a dancer, too. He teaches the Argentine tango, you know. A. — So I heard — But listen to tlic applause. The president must be coming. M. — There he is! Both applaud and cheer vigorously for several minutes. A. — Oh! Nina Cummings should be here to lead the cheers! I guess she ' s kept pretty busy at her husband ' s concerts, tho! M. — I heard him last week at a benefit concert that Ilmilia . Lutsoii and Doroth) ' Shaibley got up for their dog hospital. A. — Was that the one where Mary Landon and Lorma Niple played? M. — Yes, and you ' ll never guess who sat behind me. Cliff Murray! He made a fortune from an automatic bell-ringer he invented, and he ' s given most of it to sociological research. A. — Speaking of soc , isn ' t Eddie McConnell doing sociological work in Pago Pago? M. — As Clarko used to say, I ' m afraid so . ou know, as vice-president of the United States, she ' s going to be a riot. A. — No doubt about it. But, seriously, I think she ' s very capable, and her secretary Iluth Raker, will help her to learn the ropes. She ' s been secretary to the last three vice-presidents, you remember. Twenly-iix