Lutheran High School - Cavalier Yearbook (Rockford, IL)

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Dmner guest 'Will you pass the nuts Mr Seaton? Mr Seaton Cabsent rnindedlyl Yes I suppose so, but I really should flunk them How 1S Hennery get in' along W1 h school Elph? 'Not so well George They re learnin h1m to spell 'taters w1th a ' ' Roberta Benbow had been playmg w1th some newly hatched chlcks Presently she came running to the kitchen door Mother aren t the l1ttle chickens ours? she asked 'Yes dear Tell the old hen th1nks hey re h ! Mrs Mcvay Who was Vasco da Gama'?' Donald D A Dortuguese captain ' eldon S Ronald said Portuguese, but that means more than o Mrs McVay 'Well, what would you say? e don S Portugoose 'You see officer stammered a young motor1st ' I m a college student and wa us hurry1ng toclass ' Here s your tlcket for speed1ng young chap, said the cop 'Ignorance 1S no ex cuse Overheard on a subway tram Oh, no you mustn t say anytlung to her about lt Mr P ppas What is your 1dea of civilization? Bob Sheehan Cbright young studentl 'I think It s a very good idea Somebody ought to start lt Iune R 'You ve been callmg on me for s1x months now Bob B 'Well er so I have June R Well have you ever thought of me as bemg an 1ncome tax deduction? Husband ' You don t seem to care for that sport Jacket I ordered for your birth day Remember I asked if you preferred small or large checks ' W1 e 'Yes but how did I know you were talkmg about clothes? Boy from Brooklyn 'Oh, boy look1t the bold F iend That 1sn a bold It s a b1rd ' o from B 'S lntly cholps like a bold Man Why does a woman say she s been shoppmg when she hasn t bought a thmg? Woman Why does a man say he s been fishing when he hasn t caught a thlng? Hey what s the big 1dea palntlng your car red on one side and blue on the other? I 's a great idea You should hear he witnesses con rad1c ing themselves r When we re marr1ed dear I m go1ng to cook and darn all your socks ' Boy 'That won't be necessary, sweetheart just darn them I . K ' I , O 0 , cr , v 1 q , O Il' v t Ut , Y! , C 9 D 0 1 0 ' 7 , , P . . . . . H 5 C ! ' -A ' ' Y? I , 0 I 3? ' , . ' 7 If Vt , t ers. ' , cc J A :Qc - J l VI ,S ,,,' neun , 4 Y as KH 1 , fr n C 3 I J .,. 2 0 1 , . 'H 2 l ' ' S J t - ' I 3 I 1 ii I Ca ' 5 - as , , ' - , KI 9 - - . , 0 I promised her I wouldn't tell you she had told me you told her! 0 , u - U 1 . , c - a ' , L 0 lit C Q 0 1 '37 0: K - - ,, 0 .1 ff . -4 n 1 9, , c 9 - ' V ' - . ' 1 ff . K O , 0 I! 'fl . , L , 4 - In I, , u I - att - 9, - 1 l . B y .f: ' o' ' . . I 0 2 ' ff g J , s 1 - H Q u o 0 ,, ! ! t , t t ' t . Gi 1' T ' ' ' ' 1 ' : : ' ' D9