Lutesville High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Lutesville, MO)

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The CARDINAL 19 2 9 Jokes Miss Long — Robert, name a bird other than the ostrich, that doesn't fly. Robert — The jailbird. Mrs. Huls — Clyde, can you tell what a mouse likes to do most? Clyde — Naw. Mrs. Huls — Correct Mr. Gladish — Vernon, what is dew? Verona — My tuition. Mr. Davault — Now, class, call out some long words to me. Class — Peculiarities. Mr. Davault — Another. Class — Idiosyncrasies. Mr. Davault — Yes. another. Class — Rubber. Mr. Davault — That’s not long enough. Class — No, but you can stretch it. Mr. (Iladish (trying to explain parallel lines) — Now. Burette, what are two straight lines side bv side, spaced evenly? Burette — Parking spaces. Mr. Joyce — Lynn, stop asking questions no one can answer. Not another word. Lynn — Just one more; if 1 was twins, which one would I be? Miss Long (in bootblack shop) — So you studied (Ireek. too? Bootblack — Yes. enough to acquire a polish. Inspector — Luella, name an extinct animal. Luella — Please sir. Jack. Inspector — But Jack isn’t an extinct animal. Luella — Please sir. he was our cat. ’till a dog got hold of him. Mr. Joyce — Jack, what is it that lives near the poles? It is white and its name begins with a “B.” Jack — Oh. yes, I know, teacher; Commander Byrd! Mr. Davault — Here is a riddle for you. Class III. What is it that can run across a field without legs? Charley — An auto. Mr. Davault — Why, no. Charley — An airship? Mr. Davault — No. child ; it’s water. Mrs. Huls — Mabel, hurry, else you will be late? Have you your shoes on yet: Mabel — Yes. all but one. Miss Long — Mildred, did you get that loaf of bread? Mildred — No, the door was closed and a sign hung on it which said “Home Baking.” Bessie — Mrs. Huls. was Robinson Crusoe an acrobat? Mrs. Huls — 1 never heard that he was, why do you ask? Bessie — Well, it says here—at the end of his days’ work he sat down on his chest. Mr. Joyce (in General Science) — What is the commonest conductor for electricity? Kenneth — Why-er-er. Mr. Joyce — Quite right. Miss Long — Helen, what is the meaning of “synonym”? Helen — A synonym is a word you use if you can’t spell the other. Waldo — Mr. Gladish, I don’t like the city. Mr. Gladish — W'hv? Waldo — Next door is always fastened to your house.

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The CARDINAL 19 2 9 Basketball THE SEASON Lutesville 13 Greenville 12 Lutesville 31 Oak Ridge 12 Lutesville 24 Zalma 12 Lutesville 11 Jackson 31 Lutesville 29 Lutesville 37 Advance 13 Oran 7 Lutesville 27 St. James 22 Lutesville 40 Greenville 13 Lutesville 27 Central 28 Lutesville 42 - - - - Oran 19 Lutesville 20 Central 22 Lutesville 19 Oak Ridge 11 Lutesville 13 Jackson 42 Lutesville 20 Whitewater 18 Lutesville 28 Perryville 8 Lutesville 14 Fruitland 24 Lutesville 18 Whitewater 20 Lutesville 2 1 Piedmont 18 Lutesville 24 Advance 10 Lutesville 25 Teachers College Preps 22 Lutesville 30 Alumni 24 Lutesville 12 Fruitland 10 Lutesville 525 Opponents 398 WILL MAYFIELD TOURNAMENT Lutesville 38 First Greenville 15 Lutesville 70 Second Bernie 7 Lutesville 16 Third Bloomfield 1 1 Lutesville 124 - Opponents 33 Trophy — Lutesville High received a large silver mounted basketball. SOUTHEAST MISSOURI SUB-DISTRICT TOURNAMENT The Redbirds won their first game by defeating Oak Ridge 26-23 but were eliminated by the Central Tigers of Cape Girardeau in the second contest, losing by a score of 14-17. — 16—