Lutesville High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Lutesville, MO)

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o • o o Junior Class Trilla Englehart Frank Phelps William Butler Sophomore Class Top row (left to right)—Floss Lutes, Clarence Miller. Elbert Croft, Sarah Hawn, Lillian Miller, Bessie Taylor. Bottom row—Inez Reck, Mildred Henry, Virginia Abernathy, Theckla James, Thelma Hickam, McMinn Berry.

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° f ° •x Senior Class Robert Lee Kinder, unmatched for nerve and speed, he follows where the ladies lead. Maude Myrtle Myers, head in Lutesville, heart in Colorado. Essie Marie Cole, smallest, but best, our valedictorian. Dorothy Marie Henley, one whom Mark Twain did not know.

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 Freshman Class Top row (left to right)—Fern McGee, Viva Jones, Ruby Francis, Eula Cole, Alta Crites. Bottom row—Leonard Miller, Alma Crites, Myrtle Miller. CLASS HISTORY FOUR years ago, three eighth-grade students entered Lutesville High School. They arose at three o’clock with trembling hearts and prepared themselves for the unknown dangers of that fearful day. After having ornamented their person with divers articles, such as hand mirrors, powder puffs, two encyclopedias, together with an almanac, and a “Who’s Who’’ in 1915, they ascended the hill and entered the building from whose walls ignorance is secluded. During the four years that followed, they played quite a bit, ate a great deal, and perhaps studied a little, though I am not quite sure. Though I am sure they flirted with the Nebula Hypothesis and exchanged chewing gum with old bionomial theorem. They also made the acquaintance of Julius Caesar and his somewhat doubtful friend Brutus, who loaned them a pony to ride to Caesar’s funeral. They also became quite learned in law, that is, I think they learned Mendel’s law. They then browsed into the fields of economics where they found that people drink whiskey because they like it. They studied history, too, and discovered that George Washington discovered America in 1492, and Ferda Navdo De Mississippi discovered Desoto in 1886, the same year that Grover Cleveland circumnavigated the globe for the first time. They also found that Bill Hohenzollern started to carry out a little program in which a house or two were burned and a few people got hurt. After learning these facts they were permitted to receive their diplomas. By MAUDE MYERS.