Lunenburg High School - Echo Yearbook (Lunenburg, MA)

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r A FLAT Orchestra Leader: What key are you playing in? Player: Skeleton key. O. E.: Skeleton key? flaier: Yes, it fits anything. CAUSE AND EFFECT Teacher: What are the properties of heat and cold? Pupil: The property of heat is to expand: cold to contract. Teacher: Now give me an example? FEETIT' In su er, when it is hot, the-days are long: in winter, when it is cold the days are short. ABSENT Wife: Good gracious, Oswald,where's the oar? Absentminded Professor: By Jove, I remember givihg somebody a lift and when I got here I got out and thanked him for his kindness! CONCRETE CASE nThe thing for you to do,n said the doctor to the man with frazzled nerves, 'is to stop thinking of yourself. Bury yourself in your work.n nWow!n exclaimed the patient, nI'm a concrete mixer!n THE DIFFERENCE Friend: I'd have that tooth out if I were you. Sufferer: I'd have it out too, if I were you. COLLECTIVE Miss Siverd: Give me three collec- tive nouns. Freshman: Fly-paper, waste-basket, and garbage can. 1 0 5 KNOCKING Salesman: Yes, sir, this used car iE'the opportunity of a lifetime. Prospective Buyer: Right! I hear it knocking. GOOD KNIGHT! Mr. Karkos: When were the so-called Bark Ages? Bright Pupil: During the days of the knights! FRESH GREENS Soph.Cshowing friend around the col- Iegeja And over there is the green- house. Friend: Oh, I see--the freshmen's dormitory. OUCH Ee: I had a date with a professional mind reader once. She: How did she enjoy her vacation? HIS PLACE A coach was giving some final in- structions to his team before the big game of the season. Suddenly he turned to a sub that hadn't seen ac- tion all season and said: nwhat would you do if we were on their ten yard line and pass?n The sub pondered for a while and finally said: nln that case I would probably move further up the bench to see better.n they intercepted our SUCCESS Son Cproudlylz Well, Dad, I've just Eueceeded in raising two dollars. Dad: Fine! It's.good to see.a young man become independent of his father How did you do it? Son: Got it from Mother.