Lucy Webb Hayes National Training School - Gleam Yearbook (Washington, DC)

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THE GLEAM If there again should be a Hood For refuge hither fly, For if the world be all submerged This book would still be dry. Starrie linstructing her little brother how to be polite when out in OOIIIIJRIIYZJ Today we are going out for dinner and if they have chicken and ask whether you prefer the light or dark meat, you must say, 'I like both and will take eitherlf' Time comes for the little fellow to make his decision and'-, he, upon being asked, makes this reply: I like either and will take both. Miss Hebrew: Miss Morrison, I can't go on duty today? Miss Morrison: Why, Miss Hebrew?,' Miss Hebrew: I don't feel wellf' Miss Morrison: 'Where donlt you feel well ?', Miss Hebrew: On duty. . Miss Quick fto Miss Spohnh : Do you take many magazines in your home ? Miss Spohn: Yes, we take three at Club rates-one dad does not like, one mother does not like and one no one will read-but we got them all for 5'B7.00. V Catherine Frey fpreaching her first funeral servicel: This member has been a corpse of this church for forty years. Martha Barner: I wish someone would explain to me why it is that a red cow can eat green grass and give white milk which makes yellow butter. Miss Sweet: VVait until you study Mendel's Law, Martha. Martha: Suppose you tell me since you study that. Miss Sweet: I cannot tell you for when I came. to Mendel's Law I stopped studying. Miss Didget fin Dramatic Art Class, making her first entrancel stumbles over a chair and then asks: 'fMiss Decker, do I come in this way? Martha Barner: IVhat is a College ? Mildred Sweet: A College is human hot-house specializing in the sheltered raising of individuals who would be normal if left alone? Ki Miss Condy is a.tl1ankful soul VVhenever she is able, One day she asked a' blessing On a. very empty table? Miss Martin: Do you want 'Right Living' this week ? Miss Quick: No, I donlt need it. Miss Decker in Church History class: We can surely clean up the Eastern Church by tomorrow. A ' If you walk in your sleep be sure to take carfarc to bed with you. Miss Crist: Hey! Miss Eckman: VVhat?', Miss Crist: Just wanted to tell you that you have two more hours to sleep. l74l 'C