Loyola University Maryland - Evergreen / Green and Gray Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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VINCENT F. BEATTY, S.J. Ph.L., A.B. Chemistry and Mathematics “That’s good stuff, good stuff.” VINCENT J. COLIMORE A.B. Modern Language “Take out a piece of paper and start writing.” EDWARD II. COPES C.P.A. Business Administration “We’re starting from scratch, again.” WILLIAM M. DAVISH, S.J. A.B., M.A., S.T.L., M.S. IN L.S. Religion “Come on, children.” WALTER S. DAWKINS B.S. Mathematics “. . . and all squared.” JOHN P. DELANEY, S.J. A.B., IM.A. Physics “They look alike, hut ah-h-h they’re different.” ATLEE F. X. DEVEREUX, S.J. A.B., ALA. Ethics and Religion “Listen here, hoy. . . .” JOSEPH S. DIDUSCH, S.J. A.B., M.A. Biology “Well, now, doctor. . .”

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ifXA FACULTY EPITAPH Teachers are a singular group. Their characteristic expressions frequently become bywords in student con- versations; and by these, they are best remembered. N ow THAT THE BOOKS are closed and the marks recorded, the grads of ’50 will frequently call back memories of the classroom and the pedagogical his- trionics that took place there. Whether or not the present faculty of Loyola would be considered “typical” by the professional world is of little matter, for in the eyes of the student they are uniquely individual. With their various idiosyncrasies they are probably the most thoroughly analyzed persons on the face of the earth. Before the end of the first semester they have been boiled down by their students until there remain only a few facial expressions, sage remarks, jokes (funny and otherwise), test-fixations, etc. By these, they are remembered. On the other hand, it must be admitted that, in the life of the prof, the jumble of students coming and going also displays eccentricities which cannot be for- gotten. And so, in the passing parade of profs and scholars there is a wealth of anecdotical material for the collector. In a spirit of good fun and with as little toe-treading as possible, the staff has gathered from various cafe- teria sources a comprehensive collection of typical classroom expressions, which we here seek to carve as a faculty epitaph, on e for each teacher. Since accents and tone of voice could not be put down on paper, we must ask the reader to supply them. Unfortunately, the portraits of several members of the faculty could not be included in this sec- tion. Dr. William M. Thornton, research chemist, and the Rev. James A. Walsh, S.J., Ph.D., pro- fessor of philosophy, are among the missing. We would also like to mention Mrs. S. Valden Coulter, director of public relations, and Mr. Henry L. Zerhusen, director of the Guidance and Placement Bureau. ALLAN F. ANTISDEL B.S., Ph.M. English “I can take two to Ocean City, this weekend.” GEORGE T. ARTOLA A.R. Modern Language “. . . and in Sanskrit, that would he . .

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HARRY A. DURNEY, JR. B.Ch.E., M.A. Physical Chemistry “In other words, we take the derivative of . . HANSFORD LEE FARRIS, JR. A.B. English “Hello . . . How are you today?” EDWARD I. FENLON A.B., M.A., Ph.D. Psychology “. . . for example . . .” HENRY C. FREIAIUTH B.S., I.S., Ph.D. Chemistry “Well, then the person is DEAD.” ANGELO A. GENTILE A.B. Modern Language “Okay now . . . you see.” HOWARD T. GRIFFITH B.Educ. Business Administration “Well, ah-ah . . . if you’ll refer to page .32 . . .” EDWARD S. HAUBER, S.J. A.B., M.S. Chemistry “Now, in the industry . . .” HENRY R. HERGENROEDER B.S., M.B.A. Business Administration “Jeepers . . . now in the hakery business . . .” GUSTAV EDWARD HERZER A.B., M.A. English “Gentlemen, let’s have the prayer.” THOMAS J. HIGGINS, S.J. A.B., M.A., Ph.D. Ethics “Now let’s put it this way . . .” JOHN B. higinbotho:m A.B. Mathematics “1 don’t know whether you’ll appreciate this one.” WILLIAM D. HOYT. JR. A.B., M.A., Ph.D. History “Why, it ' s positively shocking. ”