Lowpoint Washburn High School - Quill Yearbook (Washburn, IL)

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Sensor WIII I Kexth Porch wxll my hot rod drxvmg techm ques to all the members of the drxvers trarnmg class I Perry Redrger, leave my only successful attempt to take the tractor swxmmmg wrrh me In December to the bnghter members of the Fresh men Ag Class I Frances Garber, bequeath my abrhty to keep out of mnschxef rn all my spare trme to Dave Cochran, but my D A R award I keep I Shxrley DuBo1s, leave my beat up Chevre and my mborn talent to hrt a pedestrran on the dead run to Sharon Burdon I Cledxth Hawkrns bequeath my lrttle note book of household hmts to Barbara Norms I Rrchard Wood, wrll my loyalty to the Demo cratrc party and my mfamous mule laugh Clarxce Strauch to keep the Democratrc spxrxt 1n school I Roger Exlts, leave to next years Pest Con over from brrd huntmg I Thrrza Lou Cordes bequeath my tendency to rxng wrong numbers to Judy Porch, but the at tractrons at the U ofI are stall mme I jean Schertz, wrll my volley ball serve and the headaches from workmg on the Senror sectzon of the yearbook to Carolyn Call I Delores Whrrrell leave my frrm convxctnon that parakeets can talk to Barbara Emery I Rrchard Vrssermg bequeath my forged certx fxcate of graduatxon from my favorxte dancxng school to Kenny VanDeVeer I Jerry Glaub leave nothxng, to nobody be cause rf the strawberry busrness IS bad thrs year that wrll be all that I can afford I Dorothy Wallace wall my abrlrty to stay out of trouble but yet accomplxsh noth1ng rn 7th hour study hall to Dalton Jessup I, Gary Tweddale bequeath my speedy and accurate calculatrons rn bookkeepmg to Robert Hxcks I Phylhs Kemp leave my calm and conserva txve ways around school to Ralph Gay and my gluey fxngers from glumg ads for the yearbook to the poor soul who gets that job next year I Em1lyjanssen,w1ll my abxlxty toleap through the basketball nm durrng cheermg practrce to Jrm Robmson I Don Hattan bequeath all of my notes on how to remove trees from roadsrdes wxth my car to janet Janssen I B111 Gardner leave my blond hart and flat top to Barb Weers and my krngshxp to some luc yumor boy I Paul Anderson, w1ll my long explanatrons durmg class meetmgs and short explanatrons durmg class to Vrrgrl johns I Dale Losher grve my old nag cowboy boots, sxx guns and the long rxdes on the range to Joyce Jenkrns I B111 Hardman leave my abrlrty to stay on top of the :ce when skatmg rather than fallmg I Lrnda Larble bequeath all of my many hob bxes, home ec projects, and 4 H champron swme to Kenny Wmkler for hrs benefrt when he takes up hrs professxon of bemg a confrrmed bachelor I Harold Boon wrll my up roarmg snortmg, jeep to Mrcky Swanson and my headaches from bemg productron manager of our play to some hard workmg and capable lunror for use In the future I Rany Herron grve my truck gardemng notes to Janet Tjaden and my abrlrty to hand rn work on ume to Pat Haney I Dale Bennmgton, bequeath my masculme physrque to Roger Nuske and my urge to keep up wrth the rest of the hot rodders to Carl Un zxcker I Phyllrs Zenzen, gxve my dramond and the house on the farm to Lrnda Schertz Subscrrbed and sworn to th1s seventh day of May m the year mneteen hundred frfty f1ve Csrgnedl THE SENIOR CLASS C O , n . n - I Q u , . I Q- .' n . D , , , . . . . , . . . . 7 . I . . u ,, . ,, I ' , . . ky . , . q . 1 . l ' . 1 1 . ' 1 ' ' ' to , teslt Champions, all of the B.B.'s that I had left through like some people I know,to Don Ransom. 1 1 1 ' 7 . 1 1 . l 1 l 1 I . Y . , . . . . . . . 1 l . . 1 . I' 1 1 . U 1 1 . 1 ' 1 l .

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gg t rn Nlexrco Don has advanced from a crude tortrlla machrne t a long assembly lrne where each machrne has rts own job In the packrng room the tortrllas are put rnto packages and labeled Lncle Pancho s Tasty Tortrllas Here rn the L S we refer to Lncle Pancho as Aunt Iemrma Upon searchrng through the rnformatron on Cle drth Haw kms Ifound that she has frnally achrev ed her lrfelong ambrtron by breakrng through the sound barrrer wrth a typewrrter I drd rt typrng on lust one sentence Cledrth modestly stated at a press conference but next trme Im gorng to try rt on a whole paragraph The well known naturalrst Lrnda Lee Larble was also a member of that long forgotten array f school mates She reached her herght of fame several years ago when she rnvented hardy flower whrch grows and grows rn all krnds of weather Ever srnce she rnvented rt rt has been contrnuously grovung It has become qurte large somethrng lrke 300 ft hrgh But rt s gust a young thrng and rs strll growrng Lrnda calls rt her Brg Burly Bluebell One member of the Class of 55 has also garned renown as an Olymprc and INatronalA A U cham pron It rs Phyllrs Zenzen She rs now known as Trrggy 7rggy the fabulous sprke shot one I found as I read on that Chref Petty Offrcer Ixerth Porch better known to hrs men as old salt spray has retrred after a long and actrve career rn the Navy, and rs now workrng at the theater agarn takrng trckets ushermg wrth hrs lrttle penlrght and tryrng to keep the norse down to a dull roar Frances Garber the renowned wrrter came next Fran has wrrtten many famous poems novels manuscrrpts short storres ballads and even a few hreroglyphrcal eprgrams on the desk IOPS rn studyhall at her dear old alma mater One of her most recent books a novel for people of all ages rs a heart warmrng story frlled wrth tears and laughter entrtled Lrce on the Loose descrrbrng her old classmates rmmedrately after graduatron Another of my old classmates has become a publrc personalrty Thrs rs Shrrley DuBors She rs an actress portrayrng Maggre the butlers lawyer s second cousrn who goes around lookrng cross eyed at everyone and callrng them nasty names on the radro program Rowdy Rudy I comes on every Monday mornrng at 8 30 and rs sponsored by Glee the soap that takes the blues out of washrng Therr slogan rs Put Glee rn Your Washday Blurng Roger Erlts was the next member of the Class of 55 mentroned on the lrst Roger rt seems has taken money he earned drrvrng hrs dad's hay baler and bought hrmself a horse ranch From hrs stables have come many famous horses such as Sway Back Sam Bag A Bones and Feed Bag Floyd Hrs horses have won many prrzes lrke when one of hrs mares was named Mrss Rrgor Nlortrs of 1907 The horse was prcked on the basrs of havrng been dead for frfty years In Roger s busrness the motto rs the deader the better You see he rarses nags for the glue factory Perry Redrger was the vrctrm of perhaps the strangest work of fate mentroned rn the entrre lrst One day whrle he was attendrng hrs prrze mule the anrmal krcked hrm squarely on the port srde and lrfted hrm far beyond mortalrty Perry havrng donned the cape and horns that he used rn our junror class play has succeeded Beelze bub as Gate Keeper to the southern sector of the Happy Huntrng Ground Drck Wood or the srngrng troubador as he rs known from coast to coast and from pole to pole rs perhaps more wrdely known than any other of my former classmates Soda pop good lookrng grrls, and drabolrcal nonsense had been Drck s motto rn hrgh school and apparently strll rs He has traveled all over the Amerrcas rrdrng the rods hrtch hrkrng and stowrng away on gar bage scows and rs known to every female ad mrrer as the wooer of women It s hrs curly harr andromantrc hrllbrlly songs that really makes hrm so popular as he drrfts from town to town rarsrng Old Ned as soon as the sun goes down Wrthout a doubt, the most educated and most rntellrgent of all my old school mate rs Rany Herron Rany after savrng enough money from hrs truck gardenrng traveled to Washrngton D C where he has stated that he wrll attempt to read every book rn the Congressronal Lrbrary He s strll got a long way to go but the great learned man rs makrng rncredrble progress In a recent news conference Rany sard It rs my resolute convrctron that far above ary remnant of uncer tarnty any rndrvrdual no matter to what degree he mrght appear mrcroscoprcal as long as hrs mental endowment extends to the customary ex tent should have the facultres to accomplrsh the rdentrc-al explort whrch I contrrve to complete rn due trme In a way I was rnwardly unhappy when Ifrn rshed readrng about my old classmates It had brought back many drfferent krnds of old memor res KI won t mentron what partrcular krnds here D However rt was trme for me to get down to the ball park and start warmrng up My lungs that rs You see the Cardrnals were playrng the Indrans rn the frnal game of the 1975 World Serres and berng a loyal Cardrnal fan, I had to take trme out from my yob as a peanut vendor to root them on to vrctory They swept the Serres rn four games yust lrke the Grants drd when I was a senror But that s nothrng hrstory seems to be repeatrng rtself rn every phase of lrfe For rnstance Inde pendence Day came on july 4th and Chrrstmas falls on the 25th of December agarn thrs year just lrke rt drd when I was a senror jerry G1 aub 'ma o ' I ' . - ' ' , ' - . . 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Deadlq Ernest Fzrst Row Kemp Whurell Wallace Cordes Garber Second Row DuBo1s Janssen Zenzen Tbzrd Row Hardman Redrger Losher was takenl Henry Gxlcresz Our Hero Aunt Ethel Head of Boardmg House Margxe Aunt Ethel s Daughter Dlfecfof Pumpkm Aunt Ethel s Daughter Glaub Wood fDale Bennrngton was not present when thls prcture Drck Wood Phyllts Kemp Shlrley DuBo1s Dorothy Wallace 111 Pumpkxn s Pal Gladys Henry s grrl frzend Aunt Stella Aunt Ethel s Slster Clarrssa An Old Mard Ernestrne An Old Mard Ernre A Tall Texan Mr Bumpus A Llttle Pathetrc Man Sleepy Bumpus Buddy C E Grrmm Aunt Ethel s Friend Dr Ernest Mlddle-aged Doctor Prompter Thlrza Lou Cordes Delores Whurell Fmrly Janssen Frances Garber Phyllxs Zenzen Dale Losher jerry Glaub Brll Hardman Perry Redrger Dale Benntngton Tanks pal Y Stage Managers