Lowpoint Washburn High School - Quill Yearbook (Washburn, IL)

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thrown at them and cover1n9 lt w1th her body as lt exploded She re covered, and even remarked that she got a h1v bang out of lt As I was about to leave Marlene and Jewell, a mlzhty flgure ln ol1ve drab stalked up and shouted, WAttent1on' Left face' About face' At ease' Shoulder arms'n It was El1zabeth Prlnzlnger, who was the command1ng offlcer of our fe male armed forces She told me she was trylng to become a general, so she could be elected Pres1dent I w1shed her luck and left Korea Verna Mae D2V1dSOU I f1nallf found 1D New York She 15 the Chlef SClPHtlSt at a huge laboratory Verna 15 WOPk1HE now on a meCh3UlCa1 lung to take the place of a real lung She has already perfected many other art1f1c1al parts for the body I asked her who she exper1ment d on to test her mechan1cal parts 'It s qu1te s1mnle, she sa1d, WI Ju t rrrrrrrr Cclankl +hat is, I fraspl clanr'l P1ck1nv up an o1l can she squ1rted a shot 1n o a glass and downed lt h NAh, that's better,n she S1 hed, UNow as I was STY1 g W I told er to Sk1D lt and left Norma Clark wasn't too hard to flnd R9m6Wb9T1hU her when she was 1n hlvh school, I made my w y fo the nearest church The was, surrounded by her congrevatlon, pre1ch1nv a powerful sermon on 'The S1ns of Man I llstened for awh1le untll lt sounded l1ke she was collectlon plate From VHTIOUS sources I l arned that Don Scrl n 1, the last of my classmates, was stfferlng from a broken heart H1 latest q1rl had j1lted h1m, and he as very sad about lt all I was startlng across the Brooklyn Brldpe when I saw Don He was stand1n9 1n the m1ddle of the brldv 100k1HP down at the water I be gan to run toward h1m yell1np at h1m not to Jump, that no woman 1S worth that prlce, He looked bo+h ways and moved closer to the edge as I reached h1m ' op amed Don t o 1t' What w1ll your fr1ends th1nk I graobed hlm by h1s lapels and shook hlm vlolently ut e sald, N ut, alw ys throw my garbage 1HtO thf r1ver He held up a paper sack NOh , I sa d He threw the sack 1nto +he r1ver and walked away, 100k1nF at me klnd of queer llke I ttrned, th1nk1nP of my classmates nd how they were WBHd1Df thelr separate ways alonv the path of l1fe, then I looked down at the water and decwded lt mlvht not be slch a bad 1dea at that Wr1tten for publ1cat1on by, JOHN PHILLIPS III H J . 3 . . In A . . - , 1, , , ., . . . . . 1 . . ? , . . . . ' I n - . ' , . 0 4 1. .. C I . . . Y v. ,g 8 I Il I ' t 'il Y' ' S ---. --D A ---. U ' -- --C 1 - - . . . c . L ,A - . . I A ' 4 ' f. 1 'n ---- . . 9 n 0 A. . 5 ' , U - A, ., Q I f . re she I - 11 - IZ - C- -0 - ' - O 'I talk1ng about me, then I left. Besides, they were about to pass the A N ' o 5 , ' if C ' U L Q r 1 ' , ,, , 'S .vi ' ', w I ' . n 1. U J . 1: f ' ' . ' . l 9 . , 1 f 0 1 I . W U - .Q I . ' N 'St .' I scre .. . ' d ' . 1 . . . - 7 NB II, h ' B I V- qi A4 K ' , ' .N 1 A . , . N 5 i . . , - . . 1 ., .Ai ' ,S 1 Q- . ,L ' A . . ,N c ..

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loads of money. But the taxes she had to pay were so large that the government was even considering taxing her taxes. She was very excited about Carole Robinson though. That very day, Carole was going to at- tempt to swim the English Channel with her hands tied behind her back. Jackie and I rushed over to buy a late newspaper to see if there was any news about her Sure enorgh, on the fifth page there was a piece about her It read nFuneral services will be held for Miss Carole Robinson at the U Oh, well, Carole always W s +he adventurous type I stepped into a drugstore for a glass of atomic punch and sat down beside Ronnie Coleson He told me that he was the star on the VILBERN GLOBFTROTTRRS basketball team I asked him if he liked play ing on that kind mander of our of team and he said, sho do lak mah gob Ah'm jes' the man fo' it n out Ronnie introduced me to Admiral John Gerber, Com Naval forces When I asked Admiral Gerber to what he NYassuh, A On the way attributed his success, he answered 'io my clean living, my always getting a good n1ght's sleep, and my ability to keep away from all women ' truth I had gone returned he had a at the however, Since I had known John in school, I realized that he spoke e Don had now, job back at his own home town of Vashburn Don sweeps floors enlarged cheese factory there He has married a lovely girl, and she helps him with the cheesecake Suddenly,as John left me, I was stopped in m tracks by the sound asked him if he knew where Don Ntske was John said that thro1ah the U of I , continued his studies in Europe and to the U S with his M A , his M S , and his P P D , and of heafenlv music wafting through the air Investigating, I entered an apartment, and there, seated at the piano from whence the music flowed, was Shirley Ficht I was entranced, I hadn't even known she could play the piano She finished the piece, and I applauded, begging her to play another NI c n't,n she said, as she began peddling again furiotslv, H his is the onl piano roll I ha e H It 1 s about an hour la that I heard the astounding news Piss Maxine Funk was returning to earth after spending the last l5 years on No other Earth people had been with her, and all abc had had to to were the N9Ft13HS Crovds ere rxshing to the rock t port to Ma r s talk ' O . . : --- . ,r, a o. . 7 . ' I 4 Q i 5 5- L f . ,, ' ' ' - .h . . . . , , 1 A ' I O ' 111 o s Y Q a I . . . 7 O ' ' th 0 I 7 . . YJ . . . . . . 0 L' 0 , ' . -0 0 . o o D o -0 o . S ' 3 . x ' . . J , , . . . . . J JA 0 N- I - o ' . n . I a . H' , L a ' , g ' ' 1 , T ' ' :Ir ' L AV . . T? - - 4 W - Q 9 U . A47 . , , ' A . , 1 1411 . . 'fel W 1 I , 1 -Q hear her story, so I went along. Before long, the rocket landed, and . ' 1 TI f ,, . ..- 1- .W . .J , I . 1-4 1 A Y' ' X . . we NZ i bx- . ll . I ' U V . . 1 .I , ------- As n Q- I . 4, V v . S . , J on , I ', 'a , a ' ' , a ess. I ' , ,1 g . ' area e ' H , i 1 - Q - d b ' I! ' N 1 ' l V . ' ' ' U ' Ll! 1 . - I . L V1-L . I J - . ' 1 ,' ' , . ' 9 ' - , ' ,. f I . r o , ' , I ', ' , a R, ,a . ' c , . , , ow ' ILV ' , , S Fink,es+eemed explorer of other orlds, stepped forth dramatical with words +hat reeked with wisdom, she spoke, 'Rsapk qtirx zaqno fi L X au eos ck C5 Qffal 7 I left to look for the remaining members of my class I was watching a television set through a store window,I heard the an nouncer say, and now, ladies and gentlemen, H1 s Gloria Anderson' Well, well, so Cloria was a big television actr I always knew she would make good Gloria app r d on the screen and l heard her s y nTry 'Lucky H t cigarett s, frien s They contain quislyn , which, spelled backward, is nvlsiuq I couldn't see too much of Gloria behind that king size package of ci arettes I had to womrney to Korea to find Jewell Winkler and Marl ne Vis sering The war has been ove for years, but Jewell and Marlene say they make more money fighting as lhcs, so tl v take turns shooting at each other Marlene saved Je els' life o , by leaping on a grenade Visa

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SHIRLEY FIGHT F H A 1 2, Parliamentarian 2 Sec ll Par1iament'n State Conf Delegate Counc11 2 Class Treasurer 2 Class President 3 Pep Club l,2,3 President 3 G A A 1,2 Girls' Glee l,2,3,A Mixed Chorus l 2,3 A Class Plays 3 A Library Club Vice Pres Librarian A Yearbook Staff 2 A Co Editor A B C ub Driver's Trainlng 3 Driver's Safety 1 MAXINE FUNK Class President 2,A Yearbook Staff 2 3,A Co Editor A Prattler Staff 3 1 2, President 3 State Conf Delegate Vice President A 1 2,3 A Pep Club l,2,3 Library Club Band l,2,3 Girls' Glee 1 2,3,A Mlxed Chorus l,2,3 A G1rls' Ensemble Clarinet Quartet 1,2 B C ub Driver's Safety Driver's Training 3 Class Play 2 3 CAROLE ROBINSON Mixed Chorus ,2, , Girls' Glee 1 2 3 A F H A 1l2l3!L Secretary 2 G A A l,2,3 Pep Club l,2,3 Library Club 3 Camera Club 3 Yearbook Staff Prattler Staff Class Treasurer Class Play 3 A Drivers Safety 1 Drivers Training B Club Queen 2,3,b 1 2,3 JOHN ROBBINS Basketball 1 2,3 A Mlxed Chorus 2 Boys' Glee 2 Class Play 3 3 3 JACKIE MOORE G A A 1,2 F H A 1 2, , Reporter 2 Mixed Chorus l,2,3 Girls' Glee 2 3,A Band 1,2, Pep Club 1,2, Cheerleader Library Club 3 Camera Club 3 Class Treasurer 3 Prattler Staff Girls' Ensemble 3 Class Plays 3 A B C ub Dr1ver's Safety 1 Yearbook Staff A VERNA JEAN IMHOFF Cheerleader 2 Library Club 3 L1brar1an A Band l,2,3,A Girls' Glee 1 2 3,A Mixed Chorus 1 2,3, Girls' Ensemble 3 F H A l 2, ,A Reporter Historian A G A A 1 2, Class Reporter 2 Driver's Safety 1 Driver's Training 2 Camera Club 3 Prattler Staff 2 3 Yearbook Staff 2 Pep Club l,2,3 Class Plays 3 A MARLENE BOND G A A l,2,3 Pep Club l,2,3 F H A 1 2,3 A Yearbook Staff A Librarian A G1rls' Glee 1, Mixed Chorus 1 2,3, B C ub Driver's Safety l NORMA CLARK F H A 2 3,h Pres1dent 3 Secretary A Leadership Delegate Class Pres1dent Class V1ce President A Class Secretary Student Counc1l M1xed Chorus Girls' Glee G A A Cheerleader Queen Attendant Class Play 1 2 3 Science Club Librar1an 2,3 Yearbook Staff A SANDRA RAE A 1 2, Reporter l V1ce Pres1dent 3 Pres1dent Pep Club l,2,3 Class Secretary 2 Student COUHC1l V P Llbrary Club 3 Librarlan 3 A Cheerleader 1 3,A Class Play 1 Nlxed Chorus 1 2 3 A G1rl's Glee Club and F H A ,2 Parllamentarlan Camera Club G1rl's Ensemble 3 Prattler Staff 1 Yearbook Staff 1 2,3 A B C b Dr1vers Safety 1 Oueen's Court PAT LOGAN Trans from Bellevue, Ohio G1rls' Glee 2 3,A Mixed Chorus 2 3 A 2,3 A Secretary 3 Treasurer Reporter 3 Pep Club Reporter 3 Library Club 3 Class Play 3,L Class Secretary 3,b Yearbook Staff , Prattler Staff G1r1s Ensemble Driv rs Tra1n1ng 3 Queen's Court L MARLENE VISSERINC Pep Club 1 2,3 VICE Pres F H A 1 2 3 Treasurer L1brar1an 1 3 A Yearbook Staff G1rls' Glee M1xed Chorus 3 A Student Councll 1 B C b Dr1vers Safety DONALD SCRIVNPR Track 1 2 Basketball ,2 Drivers Safety 1 Drlvers Tra1n1ng Student Councll 2 3 A Pres1dent F F A , Pres1dent Boys' Glee Mixed Chorus A King's Court A ...-,3,A ,,,- ,gh G..A.-A,3,A ' A u a ' , . T . a ' 2 ' ,ly ' ' I+ - , 3- 1, , - - - 3 ' ' . . - 2 - , 1,2 . - ' ' ' 1 o n o ' - ' , ' 1 1 ' 3 1: ' 1 1 1 ' 1 3 - B 2 3 ' 11213115 - ' 'r.A. . 1 - 1' - p- .,-'1 ,3,A - - - , ,-3, - 3 - 3 T.A. . 1 - 1 ' - - - ' Q3,l+ X : 3 - T,H. . lu - 1 - - ' C - A ' 9 ' 1 1 - - ' 9 ll . F.H.A. - , 3,A . . , - , 3 - ' - , - - 3 ' 1 1 ' - - FaHaAo ' , - . . . - , 3,b - G.A.A. - , , - - h Treasurer - 3,L T.A.B. Club - 1 G,A,A, - 2,3 - 3 - - 2,3 . ' ' ' 1 ' . - 3 I ' ,3,lo - T.A. . 1 - 1 - - ' fit' 1 1- l A n t 3 1 , 1 N' I U O I 1 , , ' 1 3 A . - ' 1, I ' 1 1 1 ' 2131LL ' . - Z - T.A..1 -1' '. l5 1 o o ' ' - , 1 - . - h --. o o c , ' ---2 I 1 ' , '- L l ' - 3 T.H. . lu - 1- 1 - , . - 3 - I A , 2 . - 2 - T.A. . - 1 , - 1 ' - 1 - 4 - 1+ . . . - u - b D - 2 - 1.3.1+ - - 1 ' ' 1 1 ' ' 2 . . Q ' 3 I+ . ' l3Qb ' 1 1 119 ' li' 1311+ , ' 1 lv