Lowes High School - Blue Devil Yearbook (Lowes, KY)

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and Things if I knew better. me you'd know me better. . Eugene: of pie is this supposed to be--apple or peach F 7 4 Mrs. Duncan ' ' Eugene: Glue . 'Mrs. Duncan: 'lThen it's apple, the peach tastes like putty. does it taste like ? Mr. Warren fat. supper tablej One more bite like that and you'll leave the table. Will Ed: One more bite like that and I'll be finished. Mr. Morrill: Did you have the car out last night, son ? Jimmie: Yes, dad, I took some of the boys to the high school. Mr. Morrill: Well,' tell the boys I found one of their lace hankiesf' A romantic pair were in throes of silence as the car rolled along an enchanting,woodland path, when the lady broke the spell: UI n L 37 a ies awrence, dear, she asked softly, can you drive with one hand P Yes Suzzie darling he cooed in esiasy of anticipation. Then, said Sue, wipe your nose, it's running. ' Puckett, said a lady in the street car, severly why don't you et u ai d . . . ' g V 1 give your seat to your father ? Doesn't it pam you to see him re l ' f 9 L ' - I ac ling or the trap? 'Not in a street car, said Puckett. But it does at home. Mr. Hamlin: If, you think I'm going to have this little closet with a little bed you are wrong. Just because I'm from Lowes- Bell Boy: Get in its just the elevator. Will Ed: Martha asked me to take our cat off somewhere and lose it. so I put it in a basket and tramped into the country for about 8 miles Harold: Did you lose the cat ? i , 1 Will- Ed: Lose it! If I hadn't followed it I'd never have gotten back home. - Louise to doctor.: Are you sure I have ulcers F Some people are treated for ulcers, and die of something else. Doctor: If I treat you for ulcers, you die from ulcers. Mr. Hamlin in assembly: If I've talked too long. it's because I h:1ven't my watch and there's no clock in view. Norma Gene : But there is a calendar behind you, sir. f dz ffl asked you for a kiss. . what are you waiting for-an application blank F .swarm 1r..,' . i L. a ,A 'ry 1 -. Ksgontinued on next pagej -..

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Iolges and Things Eugene I'uckett: May I kiss you? .... May I please kiss you ?. . . Say- ure you deaf F Leona Mangrum: No, are you paralyzed P Norma ,Ivan Trout: I'in telling you for the last time that you can't kiss me l Q Jimmie Morrill: Fine! I knew you'd weaken sooner or later. The Boss: I.'ll kiss you if it's the last thing I do. Secretary: QLouise Leonardj: That's the first thing most men do. Using his own tools an electrician would handle a woman thus: When a woman is sulky and will not speak-Exciter. - If she talks too long-Interrupter. If shle gets too excited-Controller. If her way of thinking is not yours-Converter. If she is willing to come half way-Meter. If she wants to go further-Conductor. If she wants to go still further-Dispatcher. If she wants to be an angel--Transformer. you think she is picking your pockets-Detector. she proves your fears are wrong--Compensator. If she goes up in the air-Condenser. she wants chocolates-Feeder. she is a poor cook-Discharger. If her dress unhooks-Connector. If If If If About ten years from now the Seniors of this class will probably be married and I can see all the bovs with an attitude like this: My wife is my boss, I shall not deny it. She maketh me lie down under the car to see why it rattletzh and leadeth me to every antique sale she hears about. She restoreth my pocketbook, after she hath spent all its contents. She leadeth me up the main aisle of church for her new hat's sake. She anointeth my head with a rolling pin. Surely her dressmaker's and her millinery bills shall follow me all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house with my wife forever.