Lowellville High School - Echo Yearbook (Lowellville, OH)

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I Q Q Congratulations to the ll, 4 . I gi Senior Class of l953l 4 i . E Q Let's have this graduation mark the 'Q il beginning of our good friendship. 53 5 May you call on me again and again . . . To portray you in all the other facets of E your bright futures. is 5 . 1 , 69 . S Candid - WEDDINGS - Studio Q 1 . . ' 5 Graduation - Children - Group Q 1 Portraits 2 62 To l S Q' 5 sl Q GENES S ll UDIU l el iq 2 3 It Phone: PLaza 5-3085 336 ELM s'r. STRUTHERS, oH1o ? g Q 100

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Barber:-- And how would you like your hair cut, sir? Spike :- Off, Barber :-- Yes, I know, but what style? Spike :- First tell me your prices. Barber:- Haircut is 31.25 and shave S.50. Spike :- Well, shave my hair off. -ly.- 1...-. on HELLO! To the telephone girl :- May she have rings other than those in her ears. TI-IERE'S A DIFFERENCE Smith and Jones were standing on the corner awaiting the arrival of their particular street car when their neighbor, Brown, whizzed past in his machine. He seems to be pretty well satisfied with his car, remarked Smith. Seems that way, replied Jones. He told me that he hasn't paid a cent for repairs in all the nine months that he's had it. Yeah, said Smith. The garage man who does all the repairing told me the same thing. SUNSHINE The best way to have sunshine in the home is to keep the storm clouds out. Recording Clerk :- Born? Prisoner :- So they tell me. Recording Clerk :- Where? ,Prisoner :- Sweden. Recording Clerk :- What part? Prisoner:- I came in one piece. Recording Clerk :- Why did you leave Sweden? Prisoner :- It looked all right where it was. Recording Clerk :- Where were your forefathers born? Prisoner :- Don't cast reflections on my mother. Recording Clerk :- Your business? Prisoner :- I've seen it worse. KNOWLEDGE You may know the fellow Who thinks he thinks, Or the fellow who thinks he knowsg But find the fellow Who knows he thinks- And you know the fellow who knows. A WARNING Never tell a woman that a thing is as plain as the nose on her face.

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THE HAND OF FRIENDSHIP Here's to the hand of friendship, Sincere, twice tried, and true, That smiles in the hour of triumph, Anl laughts at its joys with you, Yet stands in the night of sorrow, Close by when the shadows fall, And never turns the picture Of an old friend to the wall THAN KSGIVING DAY The God of harvest praiseg In loud thanksgiving raise Hand, heart and voice. The valleys laugh and sing, Forests and mountains ring, The plains their tribute bring, The streams rejoice. IT'S A GOOD DOG NOW A minister in an eastern town usually preached for an hour at a time. Recently one of his sermons only lasted ten minutes. At the con- clusion of the brief remarks he explained:- Friends, I regret that I cannot say more this morning. My dog this morning playfully ate the portion of the sermon that I have not de- livered. Let us pray. After the service a man who was a member of another church shook hands with the minister and asked:- If you please, sir, I would like to know whether that dog of yours has pups. If so, I want to get one for our minister. MYSTERIOUS A traveling man on a Wabash sleeper, on awakening in the morn- ing, found under his berth one black shoe and one brown one. He called the porter and directed his attention to the error. The porter scratched his wooly head in utter bewilderment and muttered:- Now ef dat don't beat all. Dat's de second time dis mawnin' dat dat mistake's happened. FOR SALE A man from the city went to a small country town in New Hamp- shire to spend his vacation. At the station he took the stage, which was drawn by two dilapidated horses, and found that he had nothing smaller than a five-dollar bill, which he handed to driver. The driver looked at it for a moment or so, and then said:- Which horse do you want?