Lowell High School - Lowellian Yearbook (Lowell, IN)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We, the honorable (?) class of ' 46 being of doubtful sanityj do hereby will and bequeath (this means give away) the following things to the following people: To Mr. Brannock—a mustache cup in case he decides to grow another some day. To Miss Cook — a No Parking sign for the first space so she won ' t have to get up so early to get it. To Mr. DuBois—a new car for his wife to usej because she is so ashamed to drive him to school in the old one. To Mrs. Hetherington—a cash register so she can keep track of the money she takes in on gunij sandwiches,, and candy. To Mr. Horn—a 1947 Cadillac so he can take all four of his boys for a ride at once. To Mrs. Fedler—an assistant to assist the office assistants because they need assistance when they are scurrying assisting her. To Miss Tyler—a book of fool-proof recipes so that her home ec classes can ' t possible make mistakes. To Mrs. Sisson—an invention of some sort to keep the junior bofs quiet in sixth period study hall. To Mr. Jones—a new baton—one with an automatic shock on it to wake up any band members caught napping. To Miss Baughman—a membership in the Lonely Hearts club. To Miss Russell—a pair of shorts that automatically become a skirt when she goes ' into the hall. To Miss Nolan—less worries so that she may have less gray hair. To Mr. Hull—a zoo full of animals so he can take his pick when he wants an animal to dissect. To Miss Tompson—a speech class that always gets their lessons when they are due. To Miss Wilcox—an automatic yellow slip signer. To Mr. Milakovic—a football team that never gets hurt so they ' ll stay in good shape all season. To Mrs. Parker—an automatic dish washer to wash the dishes left by refreshment committees. To Mr. Ruley—a new easy chair for the furnace room. To Mr. Tilton—a night gown, because he ' s the night janitor. Ij Joe Abraham., will my ability to sleep in government to Tom Shark- man . son. lx Joanne Albertson, will my gum to Jean Leep now that T ' ve got mv To my little sister., Betty., I will my stature. Ij Florence Amtsbuechler. will my basketball tactics to Eva peter- and my short skirts to Shirley Cool. ,, ? lad Y s Anderson, bequeath to my sister Helen, all my untiring extorts to go with several fellows from different tows at one time. I alsg will her my technique to get away with it without arguments. Here ' s hoping you can do it, Helen. I. Don Barr., will all my legal excuses to some freshman who misses as much school as I did in my four years at Lowell. Ij Bob Sergj hereby will my seat in fifth period study hall to Jack Kazon so he can wink at Lorraine Sauer an d also sit by Norma Jane Schrei- ber. I, Eileen Callahanj do hereby will to Pauline Hetherington my activities in G.A.A. and in physical education class. Ij Pat Callahanj do hereby will to Barbara Viantj my pleasant man¬ ner toward seniors] Ij Geraldine Childress, will to Wayne Wietbrockj my height and my small feet. Moy h© grow taller than I have. Ij Roger Childress., do hereby will and bequeath to Darrell Cavinder

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NORMA WORLEY Nondescript, Noble, Nimble, veil- meaning, winning, wishful. Press Club 46; G.A.A. 43; Mixed Chorus 44, 45, 46; Glee Club 43; Most Likely To Succeed 43, 45- Bond 46: Library Assistant 45; Office Assistant 45; Distinguished student 43; Honorable Mention 44, 45; Lowellette Staff 45- Lowellian Editor-in-chief 46; Student Court 45; Stage Crew 45; Oral English Award 43; Girls ' Octette 44, 45, 46. WILLIAM ZEHME Watchful, Witty, Well-known, Zealous, Zip, Zestful. Roosevelt High School, East Chicago 43, 44; Golf Major 45, 46; Best Looking 46.

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oil the mistakes I have made during my high school career—I hope he profits more by them than 1 did. Ij Mary Connor., will my seats in government and history class to Lola Brewer. I Darlene Cox, will to Mickey Cox my ability to get up and shut the alarm off. It ' s about time she took her turn. Ij Reba CreekmuTj will my position in the office to Mary Bryant and the torch I carried for a certain football player to Barbara Long. lj Dean Dixon, will my ability to go steady to Phyllis Kelsey and hope she keeps a man as long as I have. Ij Joyce Doolittle, will my bashfulness to Neil Jackson—he needs i t. Ij Virgil Ewer., will my Slight stature and large movie projector to Lucian Schreiber. May he bear up under the strain. I. Earl Grelckj will my car to Neil Jackson so he can go out with Mary alone., my ability to drive with one hand to Dean Henry, and ability to sneak in to Dick Jackson. Ij Jackie Gross, will to John Love and Duke Kuiper my ability to fake a lisp without shqwing everyone around me, ana my ability t o raise rabbits to Barbara Uhter. I. Sally Gullstrom, will to Bonnie Spry my job in a good drugstore; to Barbara Bailey my petite figure; to Barbara Viant my permanent posi¬ tion on all refreshment committees; and Mdrcella Putney my love and ability for all sports. I, Charles Hatch., will mv ability to play the clarinet to Mary Hepp. May she do as well as I did. Ij Dorothy Haydem will my height to that little freshman boyj Charlie Eichj and my slim figure to Marjorie Leach. I., Gene Haydenj will qnd bequeath to t ean Henry my ability to get away with all I did and not get caught. Ij Harriet Hilzley, will to Sheldon Miller my knowledge of farming; I know he needs it. And to Barbara Cleaver I will my red hair. I hope she has as much trouble keeping it looking nice as I did. Ij Betty Huebsch, will my ability to wear a red sweater to Mary Ann C1 au s s en. I, Corripe Hufnagelj will my long, dark, naturally curly hair to Miss Mary Mueller. Ij Arman Kasparianj do hereby will my kicking ability for extra points to Ray Beckman. Hope he does better than I did in the Rensselaer game. Ij Bonnie Kenneyj will my fat face to Phyllis Sutton. I think she could use part of it. Ij Jane Kimmetj will my height to Terry Miller—you need itj Webbj and I don ' t. Ij Joan Kingj will my good conduct medals which I have collected and preserved all four of my precious years at L.H.S. to Toughy Burger. May he handle them with care. Ij Jack Lacyj do solemnly will my ability in mathematics to Toughy Burger and my ability to read the periodic chart of atoms to Norman Novak. Wej Joan Little and Jean McDonaldj will our good times and ability to get a man and stick to him, to those who want them. Ij Sally Little, will nothing to nobody for the simple reason every thing I havej I need for something. Ij Ed McCarthyj will to Riley Robertson my great mathematical genius to help him with his math. Also I will my loud voice to Miss Nolan so she can make (lerself heard in her senior alasses. I. Mildred McGraWj will to Mary my ability to keep my name out of the 1i1 ' devil. May Miss Bryant enjoy this privilege. Ij Dick Meyer, will all the articles such as a radio, boots, tie clasp, glue (for airplane models)j ice skatesj sled or anything else I have borrowed, to the ownerj Bill Smith. Ij Margery Millerj will my ability to keep out of fights with men (7) to Gladys Stasaitis.