Lowe High School - Towers Yearbook (Windsor, Ontario Canada)

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PAGE SEVENTY EIGHT THE TOWERS 9 4 8 — 1 9 4 9 Jean Fraser: I can ' t get this window open. Mr. Jennings . Mr. Jennings: I challenge your brains, Shirley . Shirley Queen: I ' ll bet you can ' t open that other window . Mr. Jennings: I wouldn ' t think of trying. I might break it . Jean: I challenge YOl ' K brains. Mr. Jennings -ah M . Jennings, quit hitting me. . • • • Mr. Seguin: “Have you a question. Ken? Ken: Oh. I ' ve changed my mind . Mr. Seguin: Does the new one work better? • Barbara Weepers: Jeanne ' s got a bad ca se of pttppv love. Marlene Pastorius: ' What is puppy love? Barbara: The beginning of a dog ' s life . • • S. Acer: Sir. would you give me a sentence for the word influenza? Mr. McManus: She opened the window and In-flu-enza. • • • Mersch: ' I called on my girl last night . Peifer: What happened?” Mersch: She turned out the lights . Peifer: What did you do? Mersch: I can take a hint; I went home . • Parent: Why do you say your report card marks are under water? Ann D: Because they ' re below “C level . • • Johnny Murray: Hey. there, get on your feet . George Turner: What! Have they come off too? • • • Customer: May I try that dress on in the win¬ dow ? Beatrice Starling: We ' d prefer you to use the dressing room. Madam . • • Dan Banda: I have a terrible conscience . Andrew Archibald: What ' s wrong with it? Dan Banda: doesn ' t keep me from doing things —it just keeps me front enjoying them . Betty F.— He ' s always a perfect gentleman when he ' s with nte.” Caroline P.— He bores me. too. • Mr. Bennett: “Strachan. is your homework completed? Jim Strachan: “No Sir . Mr. Bennett: Why not? Jim Strachan: The question didn ' t work, sir . Mr. Bennett: You mean you expected the ques¬ tion to work? Jim Strachan: No sir. I only expected it to co-operate a little more. Mr. McManus: Why did you miss a word in spelling ? Mary: I bad to sharpen my pencil . Mr. McManus: ' You should sharpen your wits . • • • Chuck: What would he the first thing you would do if your were bitten by a mad dog? Mac : I ' d ask for a piece of paper and a pencil . Chuck: ' To make your will? . Mac: No, to make a list oi the people I ' d want to bite . • • • Doctor: Your left ankle is swollen, but I wouldn ' t worry about it . Patient: ' I wouldn ' t worry about it either if your left ankle was swollen . • • • Question: Why is your neck like a typewriter? Answer: Because it ' s Underwood. • • • John Filhnan: ' I put my arm around my girl six times last night. Marco Voin: My goodness, what a long arm vou have. • • • Miss Gignac: Waiter, what ' s this in my soup?” Waiter: Gosh. Miss. I don ' t know one insect from another . • • • Pat Lowe: Stop that sailor, he tried to kiss me . Officer: Aw, don ' t get nervous. There ' ll be another one along in a minute . • • • Mi ke Sozenchtick: We certainly had a won¬ derful time last night for 10 cents. Pat M.: “Yes, it was fun, wasn ' t it? I wonder what my little brother did with it? • • Joan G: Watcha do to your forehead? Jean G: Bit myself . Joan G: Ah. you couldn ' t reach it . Jean G: “I stood on a chair . • • • Miss Stevens: “What is pigskin used for? Joyce Wood: To keep the pig together . • • Mrs. Brown: Whenever I ' m in the dumps I get myself a new hat.” Mrs. Jones: I was wondering where you get them . • • • Miss Gregory: Where can you find cross- references? Gene ICrentz: In a phone hook. Miss Gregory: That ' s true, but where can you find more?” Gene Krentz: In two phone books.

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PAGE EIGHTY ••THE TOWERS 1048—1949 • • • • • •