Lowe High School - Towers Yearbook (Windsor, Ontario Canada)

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PAGE FORTY-SIX THE TOWERS I MU - 1949 Wit and Wisdom Laugh and the class laughs with you Hut you serve the detention alone! • • • We have a new one for Mr. Sparling: To err is human—hut when the eraser wears out before the pencil—BEWARE! • • • T4B ' s Teachers— ( ur teachers are men of few words. Hut what a selection they have. • • • Mr. Harrison, home on leave, dozed off in front of the kitchen stove and let his evening paper fall against the hot stove. Fire , exclaimed his startled wife, running into the room as the paper blazed up. Waking up with a start. Mr. Harrison rammed the cat into the oven, banged the door and roared: Ready. Sir!” « • • Kay: Did they take an X-ray of Miss Con- nerty’s jaw at th cHospital? Jean: They tried to. hut they could only get a moving picture.” • • Mr. Cowgill (on rifle range): This bullet will penetrate two feet of wood, so remember to keep your heads down. • • • LOST:— Upper plate. Valuable as a mouth¬ piece. If found return to Martin Zorica. Reward, autograph. • • • Rosemary Holland ' s first report card seemed promising. It read. Trying . The second card raised her parent ' s hopes: Still trying . The third card blasted their hopes. It simply said. Still very trying . • • • As the warden said after the fifth prison break— I guess my pen leaks . • • • Mr. Jennings: How did yon ever get in fourth form? You can ' t be ibis stupid? Anonymous Pupil: Oh Xo? ♦ Mr. Sparling: Why did you put quotation marks on all your answers on the exam? Jeanette Weiner: I was quoting the person in front of me. • • • Mr. McManus: “Where is Montreal situated? Cherniak: Third place, sir. • mm In English class, a teacher called on a girl (M.M.) to read aloud a paragraph from an es¬ say. When she finished, the teacher asked her to comment on it. I ' m sorry. she said. I wasn ' t listening . • • • As one unhatched chick saiil to the other unhatched chick in the incubator— LAST ONE OUT IS ROTTEN EGG! WHY WORRY? There are only two things to wory about. Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. If you are sick, there arc only two things to wor¬ ry about. Either you will get well or you will die. If you get well there is nothing to worry about, li you die. there are only two things to worry about. Either you will go to heaven or you will go to hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about. If you go to hell, you ' ll be so darn busy shaking hands with your friends, you won ' t have time to worry. • • • As the cannibal said when he knawed at two old maids— Left-overs again! 1st Girl: I passed a nice fellow (of T4B) in the hall and I gave him a smile . 2nd Girl: “And what followed”. 1st Girl: The fellow . • • As usual, after lunch the boys were roughing it up a bit when Mr. Dean came in and re¬ marked. You had better stop now gentlemen, the talent scout from LONDON is expected any minute”. What did one toe say to the other? DON ' T LOOK BACK NOW. HUT I THINK THERE ' S A HEEL FOLLOWING l ' S. • • • Why did the Little Moron buy a hard pencil? BECAUSE HE HAD TO TAKE A STIFF EXAM. a • • Whv did the moron flood the gym? BECAUSE HE HEARD THE COACH WAS GOING TO SEND HIM IN VS A SUB. • • • The sultan got sore at his harem And invented a scheme for to scarctn He caught him a mouse Which he loosed in the house The confusion is called harem-scarcm mm Women ' s faults are many Men have only two Everything they say And everything they do » Here lies poor Jake Tread lightly as you pass He thought his foot was on the brake But it was on the gas. » a He took his auntie riding Though icy was the breeze He put her in the rumble seat To see his auntie-freeze.

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THE TOWERS 19 4 8 — 1 9 4 9 PAGE FORTY-FIVE Year Book Reporters . . . CIA JUNE GLOVER C1B COLLEEN THERIAULT C1D LOUISE EARL C1E JUNE ROLFE C2A ELEANOR BEATON C2A JOAN BEATON C2B PAT NUTKINS C2C MARY PEDLAR C3A BETTY TIBOR C3B DOROTHY COMER C3C NADIA RADKEVICH C4A ANNE TUROK C4B JEANNE TUTTON C4C JOAN BUSBY C.Sp. RITA WELSH TIA ERIC ARMSON TIC N. KAWALA T1D F. McCRINDLE TIG G. EDWARDS T2C JOE MARCUTILLIO T2G JAMES BAWTENHE1MER T3A ROSE AMBEDIAN T3C CHARLES SANDBACK T3D EUGENE KRENTZ T4A DORIS ST. LOUIS T4B ARNOLD WHITE • SALES STAFF Standing — Beatrice Starling, Victor Nowicki, Marietta Trottier. June Spicer, Orio Alessio, Gordon Tait, Sophie Spuiak. Mae McDonald, Julian Manko. Dorothy Comer. Scaled — Dorothy Eaves. Nadia Radkevich, Joan Coulthard. Virginia McDonald, Stella Levesque, Betty Tibor. Absent Mike Sole , Jim Christie, Rosemarie Tumbick. Compliments ol WINDSOR AUTOMOTIVE SUPPLY CO. LTD. 649 Wyandotte St. E. PEERLESS STEEL COMPANY LTD. SHEET AND STRIP STEEL We Shear to Your Specifications Phone 4-2587 Plant: 1319 McDougall St. Windsor. Ontario Compliments of AYOTTES BUSINESS MACHINES 137 Ouellette Ave. Compliments of W. W. MOXLEY Compliments of WINDSOR TRUCK STORAGE CO. LTD. Phone 4-5111 ALEX W. DUDA Lile, Fire, Automobile Insurance Real Estate and Business Brokers 993 Ottawa St. Phone 2-3507

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