Lowe High School - Towers Yearbook (Windsor, Ontario Canada)

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25th Anniversary Edition THE TOWERS Page Forty-One Wisdom Cdmmeth and Get It— My car is my headache, it fallcth apart. It make th me to lie down on hard roadbeds beneath it. It restoreth my hangover. It leadeth me to places I cannot find on my Esso Road Map. Yea, though I pusheth it miles to the nearest gas station I shall fear no evil. For it is worth hundreds at the used car lots. The springs in the seat, they pincheth me. It prepareth a blowout before me in the presence of speeding autos; it anointeth my axel with oil; my radiator runneth over. Surely policemen and traffic shall follow it all the days of its life; and it shall sell in the second-hand auto lot for more than I paid for it 12 years ago. Man: “Here, waitress, take this chicken away. It ' s as tough as a paving stone. 0 Waitress: “Maybe it ' s Plymouth Rock!” Are you Hungary? Yes, Siam. Then I’ll Russia to a table and Fiji be careful of the China and wipe the Greece off your fi ngers. Sweden the coffee and Denmark the bill. Mississippi loaned Maryland her New Jersey. W hat will Dellaware? Bottv: “How long is a string? ’ Don: “I donH know.” Betty: “Twice as long as it is half.” Why did the Moron go to the corner with a piece of bread? Because he heard there was a traffic jam. Did you hear about the Moron who putt his father in the refrigerator because he wanted cold pop. A Moron got on a bus and the busdriver said no more on, so he got off. Don: Gimme the zoo? Operator: The lion is busy. Gordon: There are several things I can count on. Mr. Bennet: What are they? Gordon: My fingers. Ken: “Slay, you know I ' ve got a pen that writes Marg: ‘That’s nothing, I can type ‘underwood’.” under water.” Conversation In A Jeep— He: “But, dearest dumpling, don’t you trust me?” She: “I’d go to the end of the earth with you. But I absolutely refuse to park on the way.” Shoes for the Entire Family 2 GREAT | Ouellette Ave. at Park St. STORES | Ottawa St. at Hall Ave. Jenning’s Drugs Souvenirs 407 Ouellette Ave. Phone 3-6880 TEAHAN FURNITURE LIMITED 119 Chatham West at Pelissier GEO. WRIGHT MOTORS 688 LONDON ST. W. WINDSOR PHONE 3-9S32 Compliments of TOLEDO SCALE COMPANY OF CANADA, LIMITED 2462 Howard Ave. WINDSOR. ONT. 4 All the Hits 1701 All the Time at AMERICAN MUSIC BAR 870 Erie St. E. (at Parent) Tel. 3-2160

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Page Forty THE TOWERS 25th Anniversary Edition r, - ? Compliments of A FRIEND Windsor’s Fashion Salon • COATS • DRESSES • SUITS 324 Ouellette Compliments of C. H. MdNNIS COMPANY COMPLIMENTS of A. Horvath Jewellers Phone 4-4800 1494 Ottawa St. DIAMONDS. COSTUME JEWELLERY AND WATCHES Compliments of . . . SILVERSTEIN PRODUCE THOMPSON FUNERAL HOME 961 Ouellette at Erie Phone 4-5747 Gordon P. Thompson. Mgr. Gordon P. Thompson. Jr. Wit and By STELLA WENDECK, C4A CATH. CAMERON and NORA NEILL, C2A The Little Backbreaker—The Outboard Motor— No moving parts, in fact, you won’t move at all. Spend your vacation swearing at it. Lt takes a jerk to start it and is famous for un¬ dependability. It is easily attached to any boat, all you need is a pair of oars. Can also be used as an egg beater, if you can get it going. The little Backbreaker. Student to Mr. McManus: “l saw you on the corner of Pitt Street and Ouellette Avenue, winking at girls ’ Mr. Manus: T wasn’t winking, that’s a windy corner and something got in my eye.” Student: “Yep, and she got in your car too.” Electrically Speaking— Here’s how to handle a WOMAN: When She is sulky and will not speak—Exciter. If she talks too long—Interrupter. If she gets too excited—Controller. if her way of thinking is not yours—Converter. If she is willing to come half-way—Meter. If she will come ail the way—Receiver. If she wants to go further—Conducter. It she wants to he an angel—Transformer. If you think she is picking your pocket— Detector. If she proves your tears are wrong— Compensator. If she goes in the air—Condenser. It she wants Chocolates—Feeder. If she sings unharmoniously—Tuner. If she is a poor cook—Discharger. If she eats too much—Reducer. If she is wrong—Rectifier. If she gossips too much—Regulator. The Bare Facts— The late Charles Butterworth was known for his dry wit and gentle anticlimatic manner. A tew years ago he attended the San Francisco Fair, and strolled up to the Sally Rand exhibit. This was a tasteful little affair, in which several girls in their absolutely altogether were playing ha dm i n ' t on. s he joined the group of admiring male spectators, Charles turned to one trans¬ fixed gentleman and asked: “What’s the score?” Husband: “Why haven’t you mended the holes in these socks.” Wife: “You didn’t buy that fur coat I wanted, so I figured if you didn’t give a wrap, l didn’t give a darn.”

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Page Forty-Two THE TOWERS 25th Anniversary Edition Scholastic Awards MERIT PINS M. McCreery, No. 1 J. Nowaczynski, No. 4 L. Kaura, No. 1 W. Grayce, No. 2 G. Scratch, No. 1 S. Queen, No. 2 O. Ponic, No. 1 J. Semancik, No. 1 R. Baumgartner, No. 1 A. DeRe, No. 1 N. Manzon, No. 1 N. Neill, No. 1 B. Sediva, No. 1 W. OWen, No. 3 J. Barr, No. 2 W. Horvath, No. 1 K. Liles, No. 1 N. Kriz, No. 3 D. Liska, No. 2 J. LaTessa, No. 1 R. Sands, No. 2 G. Thomas. No. 1 C. Strong. No. 1 B. Wood, No. 2 E. Dzis, No. 1 S. Peters, No. 1 G. Oberik, No. I J. Cahill, No. 1 L. Pety, No. 1 E. Krentz, No. 1 N. Lanktree, No. 1 G. Puscas, No. 1 J. Sobocan, No. 1 S. Varjabedian, No. 1 BRONZE Typing PIN 1946—1947 A. Alvini F. Blitstein R. Core S. Demers M. Dmytrow S. Fenton V. Holinaty I. Kaura J. Kazirod W. Kopak L. Kushner A. Matta J. Newar A. Psik H. Seymour E. Skiba G. Veitch A. Walker A. Carter T. Mesiaz C. Tosti A. Pavlech HONOUR PINS L. Kushner T. Dugal D. Bevan S. Fenton D. Skinner D. Cave A. Sapena D. Biasutti B. Skiba M. Bertelli J. Dell D. Boyle E. Modolo I. Wiggins J. Harwood E. Skiba S. Demers A. Alvini A. Psik R. Curtis E. Freisinger N. Pasut G. Clarke R. Core A. Ponic H. Schisler N. Onischuk M. Kerekes A. Pavlech D. Smith K. Binder J. Pillar A. Stilinovich A. Farkas K. Dastyk A. Turok M. King J. Fraser M. Sekela B. Gazo D. Reddam E. Phillips A. Heinrich J. Cherry T. Andruck C. Cameron M. Coffey S. Fedoruk J. Dancho M. Fluter T. Feld E. MacLeay P. Kubakowski S. Warren B. Tibor J. Spicer N. Dario J. Smith W. Muir J. Barr G. Lemon J. Sabol F. Kelly S. Lenartowicz V. Vallance B. Sasso P. Macko J. Potosky L. Way A. Sykes E. Halas G. Hrischenko D. Berriman B. Piper A. Harris T. Charbonneau R. Daldin J. Fraser J. Garant M. Johnson L. Jobin J. Phillip L. McCready R. Poberezney C. Sandbacka M. Rice C. Ross W. Swatman SILVER Typing PIN 1946—1947 N. Btam R. Curtis E. Freisinger E. Klein E. Modolo N. Pasut M. Tillson N. Libby M. Liszczak A. Ponic V. Timoshek GOLD PITMAN AWARD E. Klein SILVER PITMAN AWARD H. Seymour BRONZE PITMAN AWARD F. Blitstein B IRKS-ELLIS-RYR IE AWARD R. Curtis READERS’ DIGEST AWARD John Nowaczynski FIRST AID MEDALLION L. Bortolotto D. Karpiuk W. Kopak M. Takacs P. Daynes R. Masropian R. Pillar C. Wright