Lowe High School - Towers Yearbook (Windsor, Ontario Canada)

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Page Thirty-Two THE TOWERS W it and Wisdom By STELLA WENDECK and ANNE SAFFRAN Sillygism— An appointment is a date. A date is a sticky fruit. A sticky fruit is a prune. ' A prune is something full of wrinkles. And something full of wrinkles is too darned old. So please be so good as to cancel my appointment. Lapides, Dot Sot— Mr. Lapides was discussing his daughter s impending graduation. “Choo-Choo, lie said paternally to her, if you come out foist in dc whole class, I’m goink to give you a prasent. What kind prasent, papa?” asked Choo- Choo. “A prasent,” said her papa. “Well,” he said, “a trinket. “What kind of trinket? “A trinket, that ' s all!” She said. Show me! So Lapides gave it to her. Why, papa,” she said, “that s a bottle of Coca-Cola.” “So,” Lapides answered, trinket. ' Ode on Oils— Cod liver Will deliver; But castor Is faster. Baboon Croon— On the lagoon shines the moon. For it’s June. Lovers spoon. No, you goon, it ' s not noon. It ' s time for making love Under twinkling stars above. From the shadow of a dune, An ape lover sings this tune. Let ' s listen to this baboon croon . . . DETROIT TECH DAY AND EVENING SCHOOL Degree Courses In College of Commerce: Accountancy. Business Administration, Real Estate. Secretarial Science. College of Engineering: Industrial, Chemical, Mechanical, Electrical, Architectural College of Pharmacy: Day Course 3,000 pharmacists needed annually less than 1,000 available. College of Liberal Arts: Arts and Science. Liberal Arts. SHORT TERM AND REFRESHER COURSES (CREDIT and NON-CREDIT) DETROIT INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY 303 Downtown YMCA Bldg. Grand Circus Park RAndolph 6126 1 Compliments of [ Vi. Eckle eckle, ookle ookle Chocka, cheeka, check. Glitter, chatter, what’s the matter.- Don ' t you want to neck? I ' m so burble eeple. just like people I don ' t know how to start But you ' re the hunky punky little monkey Closest to my heart. So yocka ehippa bocka clippa. Reet and double zoot. For eckle eckle, ookle ookle. rooty toot! Which means. Ah, your fodder ' s moustache! Nuts to You! The superintendent of a booby hatch noti¬ ced one of the star boarders pushing a wheel¬ barrow upside down. Why do you have it upside down? he asked the loony. You don ' t think I ' m crazy, do you?” was the reply. 1 pushed it right side up yesterday, and they kept filling it with gravel. (Continued on Next Page) Compliments of the CANADIAN BANK OF COMMERCE • Ottawa and Gladstone Branch WINDSOR. ONT.

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T H F, T O W E K S Page Thirty-One ■ T4D Graduating Class NAME AMBITION FAVOURITE SAYING 1957 1. James Barr Meet wicked lady Don ' t bother me First date 2. Joe Barr Inside a poolroom Thusly Joe’s Bar 3. Andy Campbell Atlas Wouldn’t say that Mr. and Misses 4. Bill Crosby Vocational Gra duate Could’ve fooled me Cigar store President 5. Don Danyluck Kick out Communists How much cost? Union leader 6. Harry Eberhardt Over 15 miles P.H. Come on, Betsie New Model A 7. Don Guttman Mountie What ' s trouble? Tecumseh Mayor 8. Gerry Lemon All American Umm 1 hope! 2nd Artie Shaw 9. Bill Muir Sinatra Sinatra Sinatra 10. Bruce Nageleisen Woodsman Here King To fire a gun 11. Ed Neiscier Wire a gas stove Don’t touch Kissing first girl 12. Roger Speiran Casanova She said Speiran’s Harem 13. Stan Swizawski Gangster None ? Swiz ' s Poolroom 14. Joe Tomes Dream Super! Alive 15. Herman Turcott Speak English Is that not so? Baby Bonus Million 16. Tom Wickman Run a racket Who’s handsomest Second Capone 17. Gord Gunnell To lose 20 lbs. Here’s two fast ones Gord’s Parking Lot 18. Alf Hillman Three butter tarts You ' re gettin’ it Tea for two 19. Leo Lesperance Own 500 acres How many please Dairy farmer 20. Joe Symynyshen Scrap 45 I don’t get it Growing Onions 21. Ed Hazel Pick apples Don’t do it again Picking apples 22. Waynard Shreve Second Steve Paris I ' ll sink this Soda jerk 23. Mel Briant Visit the West Hay Babe Painting moustaches 24. Angelo Savi Wine, Women, Song. Holy Casnaigus! Six girls 25. Brock McLeod Jean Gotta smoke? Has Jean 26. Ken Laramie 3rd floor locker Hello Chick U. S. Steel President 27. Johnny Sabol Jockey Back o’ me hand Picking up Nuts

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T HE TOWERS Page Thirty-Three Wit and Wisdom . . . (Continued from Pane 32) me Clean, Wife! Aren ' t you ashamed, the judge asked the man, to have your wife support you by taking in washing?” “Yes, I am. Your Honor, lie replied. But what can l do? She ' s too ignorant to do any¬ thing better.” Marriage Is One Undarned Thing After Another Marriage is an institution of learning. But anywhere else a man could learn faster. The husband loses his bachelor ' s degree, And his wife acquires a Master ' s. Shaggy Skunk— Mama skunk was worried because she never could keep track of her two children. They were named ' In and Out , and when¬ ever In was in. Out” was out, and if Out was in, In was out. One day she called Out in to her and told him to go out and bring In in. So “Out” went out and in no time at all he brought “In in. “Wonderful! said Mama Skunk. “How. in all this great forest .could you find “In” in so short a time? It was easy, said Out”. In stinct. O Promise Me! I tel! you. the old lady was saving firmly to the bellboy, I will not have this room. I ' m not going to pay good money for a closet with a folding bed. If you think that just because I ' m from the country ... Get in. lady, get in. the bellboy inter¬ rupted wearily. “This isn ' t your room. It ' s the elevator. Which recalls the fat lady who wedged herself in the bus and fumbled for her purse in her coat pocket to pay her fare. She struggled and struggled, and a man standing next to her suddenly handed her a nickel. Take this, lady, he said unhappily, “and pay your fare, fm getting tired of you buttoning and unbuttoning my suspender buttons.” Roc k-a-bye-Baby— Hushabye, my babies. Your father ' s in some alley. Waiting at a stage door For a Betty, Sue. or Sally; Do not cry, my babies. If you bear a deafening boom. It will only be your mamma Socking papa with a broom, Toast by Herb Loon— I drink to your health when I ' m with you. 1 drink to your health when alone, I drink to your health so gosh-darned much. I ' m afraid I ' m losing my own. (Continued on Next Page ) Compliments H.S.A1ERS0IM0NS LIMITED FUNERAL AND AMBULANCE SERVICE Day Phone or Phone 4-4712 Night 4-4792 r, ? STERLING CONSTRUCTION COMPANY. Ltd. • READY MIX CONCRETE CONCRETE BLOCKS • 2494 SANDWICH STREET EAST WINDSOR. ONTARIO