Lowe High School - Towers Yearbook (Windsor, Ontario Canada)

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T H F, T O W E K S Page Thirty-One ■ T4D Graduating Class NAME AMBITION FAVOURITE SAYING 1957 1. James Barr Meet wicked lady Don ' t bother me First date 2. Joe Barr Inside a poolroom Thusly Joe’s Bar 3. Andy Campbell Atlas Wouldn’t say that Mr. and Misses 4. Bill Crosby Vocational Gra duate Could’ve fooled me Cigar store President 5. Don Danyluck Kick out Communists How much cost? Union leader 6. Harry Eberhardt Over 15 miles P.H. Come on, Betsie New Model A 7. Don Guttman Mountie What ' s trouble? Tecumseh Mayor 8. Gerry Lemon All American Umm 1 hope! 2nd Artie Shaw 9. Bill Muir Sinatra Sinatra Sinatra 10. Bruce Nageleisen Woodsman Here King To fire a gun 11. Ed Neiscier Wire a gas stove Don’t touch Kissing first girl 12. Roger Speiran Casanova She said Speiran’s Harem 13. Stan Swizawski Gangster None ? Swiz ' s Poolroom 14. Joe Tomes Dream Super! Alive 15. Herman Turcott Speak English Is that not so? Baby Bonus Million 16. Tom Wickman Run a racket Who’s handsomest Second Capone 17. Gord Gunnell To lose 20 lbs. Here’s two fast ones Gord’s Parking Lot 18. Alf Hillman Three butter tarts You ' re gettin’ it Tea for two 19. Leo Lesperance Own 500 acres How many please Dairy farmer 20. Joe Symynyshen Scrap 45 I don’t get it Growing Onions 21. Ed Hazel Pick apples Don’t do it again Picking apples 22. Waynard Shreve Second Steve Paris I ' ll sink this Soda jerk 23. Mel Briant Visit the West Hay Babe Painting moustaches 24. Angelo Savi Wine, Women, Song. Holy Casnaigus! Six girls 25. Brock McLeod Jean Gotta smoke? Has Jean 26. Ken Laramie 3rd floor locker Hello Chick U. S. Steel President 27. Johnny Sabol Jockey Back o’ me hand Picking up Nuts

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Page Thirty T H E T () W K K S T4C Graduating Class NAME 1. Alfred Alessi 2. George Fairrai 3. Murray Grabais 4. Douglas Harris 5. John Puskas 6. Gord Resume 7. Alvin Smith 8. Jim Smith 9. Edward Toze 10. Dick Tuson 11. Don Vadnais 12. Adolph Ukrainec 13. Robert Westlake 14. Dennis Wilson 15. Edward Wudwud 16. Walter Yarish 17. Cleon Young 18. John Budak 19. Alvin Church 20. Richard Chodola 21. Hughie Cowan 22. Bruce Gordon 23. Robert Hancrar 24. Rene Hebert 25. Russell Malenfant 26. Bruce Notwell 27. Frank Pongratz 28. Gerald Roth 29. Richard Weher AMBITION Janitor Drunk Professional Beggar Singer Teacher Razor blade salesman Pianist Beauty contest judge No. 1 Bum Policeman Milkman Jockey Wrestler Caretaker Butler Cook Lawyer Ditch digger Garbage Man Sheeney Movie Star Sports writer Gambler Cowboy Pool Shark Undertaker Mathematician Electrician Mailman FAVOURITE SAYING Watch it kid You bug me Go fly a kite Swing it baby In the side pocket Want a carton? Look at that Babe I’m a big suck Are you 21 ? To the station Set ’em up Hiya Babe Nail ' em Look! a corpse Aw shut up Hit ’em hard Tell the truth Don’t cup Rene Don’t play games How’s she stacking Give him a hanky Come on Boston Shoot the works John got a haircut Take off kid Won ' t be long Your Math, done? Watch that watt Oh take off 1957 Settled down Likely dead Begging On vacation Prof. Bum Diamond Smuggler Married-Huge family Priest Making Toze Jam To Hollywood Setting up pins Father of triplets Killing people Garbage Driver Baseball player Married Divorced Playing Hockey Touring—Cadillac Heaving Garbage Meretsky’s Junk Garage owner Goalie (Bruins) Bookie owner Hoeing garlic (Puce) Henry Ford’s slave Women ' s Laundry Riding horses Raising Ohms. Junk Peddler

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Page Thirty-Two THE TOWERS W it and Wisdom By STELLA WENDECK and ANNE SAFFRAN Sillygism— An appointment is a date. A date is a sticky fruit. A sticky fruit is a prune. ' A prune is something full of wrinkles. And something full of wrinkles is too darned old. So please be so good as to cancel my appointment. Lapides, Dot Sot— Mr. Lapides was discussing his daughter s impending graduation. “Choo-Choo, lie said paternally to her, if you come out foist in dc whole class, I’m goink to give you a prasent. What kind prasent, papa?” asked Choo- Choo. “A prasent,” said her papa. “Well,” he said, “a trinket. “What kind of trinket? “A trinket, that ' s all!” She said. Show me! So Lapides gave it to her. Why, papa,” she said, “that s a bottle of Coca-Cola.” “So,” Lapides answered, trinket. ' Ode on Oils— Cod liver Will deliver; But castor Is faster. Baboon Croon— On the lagoon shines the moon. For it’s June. Lovers spoon. No, you goon, it ' s not noon. It ' s time for making love Under twinkling stars above. From the shadow of a dune, An ape lover sings this tune. Let ' s listen to this baboon croon . . . DETROIT TECH DAY AND EVENING SCHOOL Degree Courses In College of Commerce: Accountancy. Business Administration, Real Estate. Secretarial Science. College of Engineering: Industrial, Chemical, Mechanical, Electrical, Architectural College of Pharmacy: Day Course 3,000 pharmacists needed annually less than 1,000 available. College of Liberal Arts: Arts and Science. Liberal Arts. SHORT TERM AND REFRESHER COURSES (CREDIT and NON-CREDIT) DETROIT INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY 303 Downtown YMCA Bldg. Grand Circus Park RAndolph 6126 1 Compliments of [ Vi. Eckle eckle, ookle ookle Chocka, cheeka, check. Glitter, chatter, what’s the matter.- Don ' t you want to neck? I ' m so burble eeple. just like people I don ' t know how to start But you ' re the hunky punky little monkey Closest to my heart. So yocka ehippa bocka clippa. Reet and double zoot. For eckle eckle, ookle ookle. rooty toot! Which means. Ah, your fodder ' s moustache! Nuts to You! The superintendent of a booby hatch noti¬ ced one of the star boarders pushing a wheel¬ barrow upside down. Why do you have it upside down? he asked the loony. You don ' t think I ' m crazy, do you?” was the reply. 1 pushed it right side up yesterday, and they kept filling it with gravel. (Continued on Next Page) Compliments of the CANADIAN BANK OF COMMERCE • Ottawa and Gladstone Branch WINDSOR. ONT.