Lowe High School - Towers Yearbook (Windsor, Ontario Canada)

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Page Twenty-Two T H K T O W E R S T3-B Report By VINCENT BKNETKlU Sherlock Residence has conducted a com¬ plete search through Mr. Wallen ' s books to see what fine and artistic thoughts the students wrote inside the covers. Here is a complete report, with the exception of a few censored expressions: Bored of education. 1 think he ' s very good-looking. Economics is my glory, It is all just one big story. 99-44 100 Pure bunk. Kilroy was here (who is he?) Nuts to all men— except one very special one. Mary loves Johnny. Seven days of this make one weak. In a flood, stand on this—it’s always dry. If poison fa ' ls. try economics. Blue eyes, brown hair, handsome, polite,— what more do you want? Gerry Lemon—thirty-five times, always in the same writing. In case of fire throw in. Could You Imagine . . . Shirley Fenton tall and slinx, Winnie Leal making a din. Edith Goodman with little to say. Edith Pearl not at bay. Mary Bertelli with a homely face. Larry Lopatin in pink and lace. Jean Dell not going steady. Roy Ditzv with homework ready, Beverly Park weighing two hundred and five. Marcia Model! acting half alive. Fern Nelson making a noise. Gloria Sapena loving boys. Mice Sapena as a hepcat. Doreen Boyle big and fat. Laura Morris not being gay, Marion McCreery looking blase. Lily Kushner not being smart. Doreen Bevan not doing her part. Bernice Skiba reading books, Dolores Blasutti with her good looks. Theresa Dugal without her work. Lorraine Meretsky acting berserk. Sadie Price not wearing a sweater. Mary Gapa acting any better, Dorothy Ontinnen not talking ballet, Eileen Burns at school every day, Doreen Menard not talking Chick - ' , George not Dorothy Cave’s pick. Fay Blitstein wearing a bustle, Kathleen Spence without her muscle. Doris Stockdale acting tough. Marguerite Trottier looking rough. Peggy Skinner six feet tall. Frank Raymont behind the eight ball, Elaine Martin not dating Phil , Marilyn Mi (Is taking vitamin pills. Wilfred Day without his bow fie. That’s C Special, my O my! The Plague Cl-C Whenever our class goes into a room and the teacher asks, “What class is this?’ We reply (yell) Cl-C . Then a look of utter horror creeps across her face. Pulling herself together, she remarks. ' Oh well, this period won’t last forever.’ Mr. Morrow (when whispering is heard in the class): “Miss Spitkoski, turn around. Miss Spitkoski: But 1 never said nuthin’. Mr. Morrow: Suspicion, Miss Spitkoski, Just suspicion.” » Magdalene Jerka wants a picture of Rudy. 1 hope he buys a Year Book and reads this. Rudy, give Magda a picture of yourself. If you don’t, her heart will break in two. Class T3-A News By ART LAKE and HELEN LAWTON A typical speech delivered by Mr. McGee to the good, fine, respectable class of T3-A. —And I quote: You guys got the lowest class average in Chemistry. Math.. Literature, and Composition. What are you trying to do- Break all the existing records? Will someone find out if insanity is heredi¬ tary—and if not, get a doctor ' s certificate to prove it to Mr. Adsett once and for all. Mr. McGee: Well, class, are you learning anything?” T3-.A : No, Sir. we ' re listening to you. What happened to the fish chowder Lurna and Betty were supposed to make, and why did the cake burn? Also, when the girls made Mr. Sirrs a piece of chocolate pie. why did the boys refuse to sample it? Three guesses. Is it fact or fiction, that garlic can be grown in Russia nr is Mr. Adsett mistaken r What certain would-be mechanic of T3-c whose initials are H. G., tried to adjust the brakes on a certain Peerless ear without the brake drum on? Oh well, I suppose hell learn in time. Why did T. C. refuse to play the piano for an audience of girls? Was it because he’s shy. or was it because he couldn’t play? Cl-C We put on two T dances this year. The Three O’Clock Jump brought in $30.00 which we gave to the Red Cross. We hope to put on some soon.

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T HE T O W ERS Page Twenty-One Teachers’ Sayings . . . Spare Teacher: Shh, shh, anybody want to read the Police Gazette? Mr. Harrison: Squad now to the left, right turn. r. Wallen: Do this, have this and write this by the next time you come in. Mr. Starr: “Never mind, never mind, sit down and do your work. Mr. Neilson: We ' ll have the best band this year.” Mr. Neely: Where ' s hack saw Harry? Mr. Ross: ' After Mr. Bennett’s chord we’ll all rise together. Mr. Nelson: We ' ll produce a good Year Book if I. 1 mean the editors, have to work day and night on it.” Mr. McGee: 1 won’t mark it unless it ' s in your best English.” Mrs. Campeau: You must not eat in the room, put your lunch away. Mr. Bennett: You haven ' t got it done, you haven ' t got it done. Mr. Baird: What ' s that got to do with machine shop.” Mr. Cowgill: Sit down, sit down, shut up and sit down. Mr. Murray: Okay, you guys, eight times around the track. Mr. Newman: “Nine out of ten do, and the tenth is a liar.” Mr. Morrison: The mark is down seven. Miss Donaldson: Scratch! Scratch! Scratch! Miss Coughlin: “You’re late!” Mr. Newman: How many whacks, please? Miss Fritz: Money. Date, Folio. Folio.” Mr. Sirrs: “How many are safe Mr. Harrison: As you were ! Mr. Adsett: Bunch of wooden-heads. Mr. Malkin: If you don ' t see. just ask me. Mr. Smith: Bunch of stupid auto mechanics. Tl-B — By DICK BANWEU. Tl-B won the interform Basketball Cham¬ pionship for Grade nine and were finalists for the Hockey Championship. Social Note: Mr. Lawrence (Goo Goo Eyes) Boismier has severed his connections with the class (final). Tl-B has missed its brain wave Arthur Bouliane. Mr. William Bergeron reports that every¬ thing is O.K. at the LaSalle (Dumps). We welcome to our midst. Mr. Finlay Thompson from Glasgow. Ed Ambcrdiau from Marlborough School went down to the beach and met Calvin Atkins. They both played Archer(y). Of course, they found their classmates Joe Balga and Elso Bot- toset walking along with a Brunette by the name of Adams. She thought they were some boys (clink) but gave them the air from heavy boy Arnold. NEWS ITEM:— In January, Lornie Schuchard was absent for a week. He bad an apple, a lunch, and a few notes in his locker. In his absence, one of those educated Voca¬ tional mice charitably took care of the vault for him. When Lornie returned, lie found one bare apple core, bread crumbs, and enough confetti for twenty weddings. Class News from T3F-B By FRASER GORDON Mr. Harrison: Ashman, what part of speech is this word? Chuck Ashman: Participle. Mr. Harrison: ‘Can you prove it? Chuck Ashman: Can you prove it isn ' t?” Bill Sasso: What ' s the charge for this battery? Garage Man: ' One and One-half volts. Sasso: How much is that in Canadian money? Customer: May I try that suit on in tile win¬ dow ? ” Stan Martin: We would rather that you use the dressing room madam.” 1st Girl: “You know you look like Helen Green. 2nd Girl: “I look a heckuva lot worse in pink. The Five Easy Ways To Make A Hit With Your Teacher 1. Chew gum m every classroom; teachers love to see your jaws moving so happily. 2. If you haven ' t got your homework done, skip school. The next day go down to see Mr. Ross. He will give you a pass after you bring your parents down for a nice little cliat with him. 3. Talk to your neighbour across the aisle while the teacher is talking. By doing this, your teacher will talk to you more often. 4. Call your teachers by their first name. Re¬ member that old saying. Your teacher is •your best friend , and I’m sure you call your friends by their first name, don ' t you? 5. Be friendly with your teacher. Even borrow some money from him if you need it. Of course, you won ' t have to pay it hack be¬ cause he ' ll never miss it. (Will you, Scot¬ ty?)

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T H E T () W E K S Page Twenty-Three In Mr. Seggie’s Classroom By PHYLLIS KEARNS, C2-B Things kept dropping on the floor. And every few minutes a knock on the door, iVould disturb the peaceful quiet, fcul nearly drive him to a riot. When on the floor — jangle, jingle. Pennies, nickels and dimes did mingle. He turned about, with his finger held out; Without a doubt, he intended to shout. But to our surprise, he did not mention. The noisy incident or a detention. Hardly could he suppress a smile, As he checked more papers down that aisle. Well, that is all. and I’ve said enough, So I ' ll end as 1 was taught by Miss La Boeuf. Voila tout. T3-B — Imagine . . . Hotlips Furgal taking a smoke. Jock Pearce without a joke. Tiny Schuchard. tall and slim; Without his steady, string bean Jim. (Mailloux I Robert Kingsley with his dentine smile, Grabowski with a speech running down the aisle. The Green brothers not horsing about. Toothpick Leal, short and stout. Lightning Moody with hair slicked back. Tubby Jenkins without a wisecrack. Marta and Faith not mixing up some smell. Hypotenuse Barabash not catching H—, Millard Warner not missing a day, Leonard Eaves cussing away. Atlas Adams and peewee Russell. In P. T. without a tussel, Romeo Sampson necking in the dark. Donald Heath away from Broadhead park. Harry Rawson going out with a pip . Torchy Wyatt without attendance slip. Tinsnips Renaud with Zero in sheet metal. Bill Morgan’s bike with a broken pedal. “Blondie Benotto not playing ball. Moose Huson without his girl in the hall, Earl Collins not bothering John, Morris Kuzyk in the head-half gone, Ellis and Dunn with their head in the press. With Harold Wagner cleaning up the mess. And we also have the usher Art, And Beneteau and Boyle who specialize, in ditto, - - There also are Core, Ditty, Kelly and Ballan- tvne. These guys too. are very fine. Vocational Sweetheart HAIR— BARBlARA BURT ' EYES— JOSIE LA TESSA SMILE— MARY STEFAN COMPLEXION— RENA TRUN ' DELL FIGURE— DONNA BOLTONL LEGS— DORIS BROWN CLOTHES— MARY LAZUR K PERSONALITY— JOYCE HARWOOD VITALITY— RUTH ROLLET. ; Poem to Walter Humeniuk— —C2-D In the middle row and the very last seat, Sits our school ' s star goalie who has never known defeat. With a strong defense and a fast forward line All he has to do is sit hack and recline. They say he wins every game, every night, But his nose is all sunburned from the flashing red light, For his record of stops is low in each game, They score so many goals 1 won ' t mention his name. But. seriously now, what I ' ve said is in fun though, He ' s a really good guy, and his nick-name is Gunzo 1 T2-D IS FAMOUS FOR ITS . . . D.D.T.—Double Detention To-night. P.C.I.— Public Collection of Idiots. U.N.O,—United Numbskulls Onward. CADETS (Continued from Page 13) PRECISION SQUAD... -By DAVID O ' BRIEN Something new has been added to our Ca¬ det Corps this year, it is a Precision Squad. Every Wednesday night after school the cadets in the Precision Squad practise for at least an hour. When they do their part in the inspection they will act without any commands. They do difficult arms drill on the march and the idea is for all the boys to -!n it together. A preci¬ sion squad does all its drill to counts, and if one- boy loses count it will spoil the whole move¬ ment. Cadet Major Allan Probert and ex-Regi- mental Sergeant Major Don Brook have been instructing the cadets with Mr. Malkin as their coach. Some of the members of the Precision Squad are: F. Richman. R. East, G. Scheer. B. Sutherland. G. Chappell. A. Taylor. G. Gross. I. O ' Neill. S. Niescior. D. Harris. J. Puskas. A. Smith, S. Spolnik. J. Hengle. and J Airev. 1 9 4 5 — 1 9 4 6 D. C. R. A.—Lowe Vocational stood eighth in over 800 teams. R. M. C. —Lowe Vocational stood about 270 in over 800 teams. Province of Ontario Match—Lowe Vocational stood third in over ISO teams. O. R. A.—Lowe Vocational stood third in 150 teams. Strathcona Medal— Alan Fraser. Special D. C. R. A. Badge— Louis Chakmak. 1946-1947 results are not yet available except that Ray Grant wins both D.C. R. A. Spe¬ cial Medal and the Strathcona Medal.