Lowe High School - Towers Yearbook (Windsor, Ontario Canada)

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80 The Windsftr-Walkervillc Technical School Year Rook The Gift that is sure to please— IP VERY now and you want to give something just a little different—something that says Quality” as soon as it is opened. That something” is a box of Neilson’s Chocolates. Not only are they beau¬ tifully packaged . . . but the chocolates themselves are entirely distinctive with their unique and de¬ lightful centres, so daintily enrobed with the smooth¬ est and finest chocolate coatings. The same QUALITY runs all through . . . it’s the assortment that makes the difference in price. Artisan ' s CHOCOLATES — The Chocolates that are Different —

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The Windsor■ Walkrrville Technical School Year Book 79 Teacher (pointing to scraps under deskV—What is that under your desk? Bill Bailey (blushing)—My feet, ma’m. ♦ Miss McMahon (in English)—Miss, will you please leave the room? Marian—1 wasn’t going to take it with me. ♦ Tested The electrician was puzzled. “Hi!” he shouted to his assistant “put. your fingers on one of them wires.” The assistant did so. “Feel anything?” “No” “Good.” said fho electrician, “I wasn ' t sure which was which. Don’t touch the other wire or you’ll drop dead.” Dave Harris—What does it cost, per mile, to run your motor car? Jack—I can’t say; it never ran a mile. ♦ In Court Judge—Rastus. why did you steal the typewriter? Coon—Judge, honest, is it a typewri¬ ter? Judge—Yes, Rastus. Coon—But, your honor, I thought it was a cash register. He—Did you hear Lhe joke about the Scotchman ? She—No, what is it? He—A Scotchman was standing on the corner of Woodward and Gratiot holding two slices of bread in his hand. She—What was he doing that for? He—He was waiting for the traffic jam. JUST IMAGINE Ear be it from us to be pessimis¬ tic, yet if there had been a number of casualties at Tech, this spring, this might have been the “why” and the how.” The February exams, were most disastrous; many of the students committed suicide just after they were over. Mr. Sirrs was killed by concus¬ sion of the ear-drums when Miss Nellie Grondin fell asleep during his class one day. (C, Special are still deaf). Mr. Lowe fainted when he saw that Donald Meretsky was on time one morning. He never regained consciousness. Even Mrs. McGiffin disappeared one night. The only dues she left were a hole in the window and foot¬ steps leading away. Roger Hamel’s stenography paper was found open on her desk. Mr. Dean died in the hospital following the Law Exam. Mr. Srigley, walking to school one morning, suddenly stopped, threw up his hands, and gasping three passed away on the spot. This was doubtless due to his hav¬ ing observed three 80 ' ’s in the last Penmanship exam. The night of the Chatham vs. Tech hockey game, Mr. Morrison glanced around the arena and noti¬ ced some C. Specials attending the game. Death was instantaneous. One Tech-United night Mr. Ad- sett undertook to lead “God Save the King. He went up too high, failed to come adown, and has not been heard from since. During a P. T. period. Miss Beas¬ ley attempted to imitate one of Miss Sumner’s grotesque positions. When she was finally disentangled, she had passed away. Miss Farlinger, hearing about this, died in sympathy. Mrs. Campeau died of exhaus¬ tion writing out obituaries. Re- quiescant in Pace!

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