Lowe High School - Towers Yearbook (Windsor, Ontario Canada)

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The Windsor Walkorville Technical School Year Book G9 Then Heuhank is our class’s sheik. But when you look at him he’s only a freak. Let’s close by introducing Cud more, He’s our “Victrota;” Mickey Drouillard, out star hockey player, and finally Har- shnw, the joke of the class. R. CLEMENTS + Just Imagine BERT BALSAM not sleeping in class. ♦ m Science Teacher: Who can name me one im¬ portant thing we have now which we did not have a hundred years ago? Harsh aw: Me. • Teacher tin locker room): Drouil- iard, you’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet. Drouillard: G’wan, these are the only feet I’ve gpt. - 0 - T2D Our Line-up” A—is for A dilard, our hockey star. B—is for “Billie,” who is called “Turkey Creek.” C—is for Chester, with a girlish talk. D—is for Donald, one of the Mohawks. E—is for Erwin, the drug store clerk. F—is for “Freddie,” well known as “An¬ nie.” G—is for Good, and Good we shall be. H—is for “Henry,” the shiek of the class. 1—is for Ink. that does our work neat. K—is for Kenneth, our “Mother’s Boy.” L—is for “Louis,” the “Big Mouth Star.” M—is for xVlonday, the day we all like. N—is for “Noah,” who likes the girls. O—is for Oswald, with a “Charlie Chap¬ lin” walk. P—is for Pennies, that buy us pop corn. Q—is for Questions, that are answered well. (Who said that?) R—for “Reginald,” our best scholar in P. T. S—is for Stars, which our class is noted for. T—is for “Tricky Tom,” our basketball star. U—is for Useless, our well known Char¬ lie. V— for Ventilator, where our thoughts all go. W—;is for Waiter, our Gym Instructor. X —is for Xmas, that comes too late. ♦ ♦ Will These Things Ever Happen? OUELLETTE ever forget his hockey sweater? GUOIN ever come eariv? LEWIS ever answer a question? PENDLEBURY ever learn to play bas¬ ketball ? TUDRICK ever grow up? PRICE ever act sensibly? RIBBINGS ever grow humble? TINY ever forget to make a big knot in his tie? SAUNDERS ever get fat? THORN ever spend more time on study than on his hair? REID BROTHERS ever have perfect attendance? PARENT ever forget his goggles? MARTIN ever stop reading in class? SHEA ever stop climbing? WALTER SHEA, T2D. + + Famous Sayimrs By Famous Teachers L I’ll use the billie on you. 2. That will do now. 3. Who wants a job. 4. Keep out of this corridor. 5. Stop that talking. G. What are the essentials of a pattern? WALTER SHEA, T2D. ♦ ♦ Grammar Teacher: Give me an example of a collective noun. R. Read: A vacuum cleaner, Miss. Teacher—Guoin, who was the father of the Black Prince? Guoin—Old King Cole, sir. -O- T3A ' S FUTURE John Berbynuk Fred Bailey Percy Ban well Wm. Boyd Vaughn Courrier Cyril Cross ley Norman Cushman Mike Forbota Harold Feltmate Williard Ford John Gibson John Goodwvn Wm. Hall Joe Hcffnrman Russell Kipp Clarence Langlois Clark Levis David Lirldoll Emanuel Parent Theo. Pullen George Sinclair Bruce Walker Don Watters Marcus Wood Dolores Bloesing Doris Day Jennie Maleyko Artist Wood Worker To be a Debater Nothing Editor Capitalist Architect Tool Maker To become an expert Writer Aviator Jeweller Chef Pattern Maker Inventor To be a professional Orator Nothing in particular Engineer Nothing Druggist Electrical Drafting Mathematician Builder Nurse Stylist Dressmaker -O- T3B ROLL CALL At a time convenient to you. Just come around to 202, First you notice something red as a rose. Don’t be alarmed, that’s Tom Tobin’s nose;

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08 The Windsor-Walkerville Technical School Year Book track team, namely: Hartley. Clark and Spidy. We also have two first class cartoonists whose drawings no doubt will be seen in this maga¬ zine. Pete Corchis is one of our finest basketball players. None of the boys are lacking in ready wit and mischievious thoughts. To sum up, I believe we have as much to be proud of as any form in the school. • ( ' an You Imagine in Til) COHEN asking sensible questions? HARTLEY making the school basketball team ? HOLDING with his hair brushed? SPIDY not acting silly? OLSKI with his hair mussed up? HULL not laughing? PARENT winning the oratorical contest? NOR 1 11 without his hair curled? DROWN writing his own compositions? HYDE with black hair? SMITH not eating? + + » Our Teachers’ Favourite Remarks Mr. Montrose: “Get those books read.” Mr. O’Neil: “Is that clear?” Mr. Harman: “Do you see that?” Mr. Dean: “Dry your pen and straight¬ en your neckties.” Mr. Johnston. “Stop at your own bench.” Mr. Seggie: “Clean off those benches.” Mr. Hearde: “Who won the war?” Mr. MacManus: “Did you hear this one about — v Mr. Ord: “How did you do that?” Miss Green: “Straighten up that line.” M iss Car ley: “Stay in after three.” WILLIS ROSS, TID. -O- FORM NEWS—T2B T2B Poem I’d like to present to you, you see. The best form going, namely, T2B. There are forty and two in our form And most to manhood already have grown, And yet we’re boys, some tough, some smooth, Rut few know the result of two times two. There’s Joe McParlaml, our famous hoc¬ key star; And Smithy who drives a limousine car; Carl Montgomery is the sheik of sheiks; Yet sweet Les Oourley seldom speaks; Donald MaGee, who never fails to eat; Then Charles McDermand with his tiny feet; Fred Harding of Castles in Spain ever dreams, While Berton teacher’s pel tries to be it seems. George Bur ns Lein plays sax in the or¬ chestra; Tom McAiney’s picture appeared in the Star; Then Gordon Strevett to the air hopes to take. But why not follow your father’s trade? Duncan Jaques along the movie line has planned; And Swan will play soccer on some dis¬ tant strand. But Albert Striekler to Mathematics will stick; While Alf Rothero stamps wants to lick. And by now you should have a fair knowledge Of those who won’t go to college, But will stick to TECH vet a wee, The students of TECH’S famous T2B. ALBERT STRICKLER, T2B. T2B Students’ Bright Remarks Donald MaGee—When do we eat? Bill Swan— Ask the Star. Frank Brown—Hockey, Baseball, tickets for sale! John Taylor—When I crossed the At¬ lantic—. Ray Mathews—The Erie street car was slow. Gen. Burnstein—As you all know there’s a difference between man and woman. Geo. Goldstein—I’ll offer you three cents for it. Mfred Rothero—-Now, no more of your wit. Frank Brown—Oh, teacher, Oscar Oom- iutsky is also absent today. Fred Harding—Well. I’ll be blamed. • Pa: Why arc you late in coming homo from school today? Son: Because I couldn’t tell the teach¬ er where the Azores were. Pa: Remember where you put things from now on. ALBERT STRICKLER, T2B. -o- T2C This in T2C announcing their program for “Tech Year Book.’ Here’s to old Tech where our school days were spent. With our thanks for the pleasure that its teaching has sent; We worked on hard, we never gave up. For only the failures gave up in disgust. The students are fine, the teachers swell. To explain all the classes words cannot tell, So in a few words you’ll learn from me, A little class history of form T2C. There is Askew, he’s lots to say, But he can’t help it—he was born that way. Next is Fraser with his hair so black. Intelligence is the only thing he lacks.

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711 The Windsor-Walkcrvillc Technical School Tear Kook And as down the aisle you will go You’ll see Grose and his banjo; Next in line comes Pope, Who thinks our form ' s a joke. Then comes Simpson whom we think is dumb Except when we chew his chewing gum. There ' s Lawson Weese and Long, Always watting for the nine o ' clock gong. Roy Sine sac a farmer boy from Harrow, Can ' t tell the difference between a dog and a sparrow, And during the lecture Roy Jewell spake, Smith was the one who stayed awake. ! avo Harris is very well known. And swears he cut Geo, V, out of his throne. Walken our all round star. Still waits for a free street car. Next comes Atkins, who seems so bold Hs beard is big. but he’s not old, Anderson and Gibb have always stood at the top, ILdcomhe thinks he should, his ole man’s a Cop. I Vine is a bugler and Mcssaere a drum¬ mer. What could make a bugle band dumber? In the next seat back sits Lnnglois, He joins in to make the noise; Latimer ' s body is small compared to his feet. He has his troubles putting them under a seat, Nixon seems to be a smart lad. He couldn’t do his homework without his dad. Reader and Ncthercoat ducked on Clarke To walk with his girl up to the park, McLaren and Padgett will be aviators soon, Unless, by mishap, they “faw down and go boom; And in conclusion 1 must say — Well all be ready for work some day. R. A. PADGETT, T3B. V Impossibilities in T3B. GROSE playing a drum in a bugle band. NITON not being a teachers pet. SIMPSON not eating peanuts LANGLOIS not talking. LAWSON not going back to collegiate, J, McLAREN making some noise, PETRIE doing some work for himself. HOLCOMBE getting his hands dirty, [ E AI E R grow I rig n moustache WEESE speaking to anyone HARRIS not chewing gum. SPEC” being a cadet officer. LONG acting sensibly, Mr. McManus, in trying to explain the nioatimg of slowly ' ' to T3B. illustrated it by walking across the floor in that manner. When tc asked the class to tell him how he walked he nearly “passed out” when Padgett shouted “bow legged,” S. G„ T3B. FAMOUS T4 1 am sure you all have heard before Of a class a I Tech, called T4. ,r Their names are known no doubt For they’ve seen all about. Kook? stars for Tech in basketball. And at each game he scores them all Tn rugby Halliday does shine. He finds it easy to cross the line, Wilkins the shiek has set a great pace. For each one of his hairs must find its own place. His shoes sure do shine. Much better than you can get for a dime. When Mr, Johnson doth appear “Hart lie” is the next word we hear, Keren is young and will not admit That with a young lady lie made a hit. Hales an architect will be When he the outside world will see, Duggan is hot whom Tm sure you have seen, if not. visit our class and you ' ll know whom I mean. On Lhe ice Nit-mi can do his-stuff. If he sends the puck sailing, he does not bluff. Ecker is our mathematician. He gives his answers with clearest de¬ cision. There’s Dymined who dares not to throw out his chest, Inquire by Ms classmates, they ' ll tell how he’s blessed. There are many who have left us. Which we deeply regret. Who are now in the world ' s business Making good money III bet, Accomplished TL T2, m T4. The latter is what we aimed for. Now that we have reached the goal We ' re sitting like on the North Pole, (Top of the world.) ROY G. DYMMEL, T4. The Height of Impossibility NT EMIE always here on time. WILKINS with his hair mussed, ECKER getting a mathematics question wrong, HARTLIER not liking electricity DUGGAN having his debate ready. 1IOOLE standing first in class. HALES without his work done. DYMMEL bating drafting IIA 1-LID AY always treating, KEREN not making bwe to Jewel D ♦ Famous Sayings of Famous Teachers Mr, Harmon—Alright, two lines, Mr, Fraser—Well! Where have you been ? Mr, Bennett—Now this is serious busi¬ ness.