Lowe High School - Towers Yearbook (Windsor, Ontario Canada)

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64 The Windsor-Walkerville Technical School Year Book Some of the Latest Releases “How I make a piece of chewing gum last two weeks” by R. Cliffe How to grow a moustache in three days” by S. Bercuson. “The Art of Make-up” by L. Sedlesky. “Why Hollywood went wild over me” by E. Leigh. -o- C-3-B POEM In this form of C-3-B All the members are proud to be. There’s Cecilia Tschirhart and Ce- cile Lepine, The latter’s known as the ‘lipstick queen’. There is a little boy named Rad- igan, He may surprise us and grow up to be a big man! Ross Howard may have big feet, But he’s an all ’round good athlete. Jeanne is smart; Evelyn is smart¬ er; Which means Mildred has to study a little harder. Macdonald, a naughtly little boy he would be, So, to Mr. Fraser he must come af¬ ter three. Duffy is the baby of the class, It is doubted if in June he will pass. Bercuson, or rather, Saul, Will soon learn to type without looking at all. Lillian and Elsie think they can sing! They’re always talking about har¬ monizing. Leigh’s knees may be weak. Rut, Oh Boy! How that boy can speak. Margaret. Hyttenrauch is rather stout; Marg. Horton with a basketball runs all about. There’s Bella and Beatrice and lazy Mitch., And Irene and Rosie Yozevovitch. And Florence and Mabel an d Vera Pepper, And the Cliffes and Burnside who’s a pretty hot stepper. There are others in this form who number six; But I guess I won’t get them into this mix. MARGARET HORTON, C3P. Brent: What is the date, please? Teacher: Never mind the date, the ex¬ amination is more important. Brent: Well, sir, 1 wanted to have some¬ th ing right on my paper. Berton: I wish every year had three hundred and sixty-five days of rest. Ralph: Are you mad? Then we would have to work a day every leap year. ♦ Teacher: Abe, how much would $500. at 2 per cent, amount to at the end oi one year? —No answer. Teacher: Don’t you know that, Abe? Abe: Yes, teacher, but I’m not interestc in two per cent. THE WONDERFUL FORM OF T-3-B Now you come to T.3.B. The best class you ever did see; While in mathematics ye do not mope. Just Ask Mr. Bennett, he’ll give you th dope. When first you enter the room you’ll meet Langlois with the great big feet; And looking down to the centre of th room. You’ll hear a voice loud; You ’ll know its Bourne if there’s a crowd. Then will be seen a fellow with a grin— It’s Bogeman amidst the din. Then we have Carley, the track team champ, And Fred Morneau who on the baseball field does tramp. He shakes a wicked leg And says he’s got a wicked peg. Then there’s Halliday who thinks he’s bright; But the rest of us say he’s far from right.

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The Windsor-Walkerville Technical School Year Book 63 FORM NEWS—T-3-A Our form T3A is beginning to rise up although we are not so bright in English. It has made a splendid showing in the Tech Un¬ ited Programme under the direct¬ ion of Mr. Bennett. We have such stars as Laforet, Nourma and Eth- el.vn. Helen Best is Vice-President for Tech United. Cassie and Donald Hall are editors for the year book. Vernon Vie is on the boys’ basket- I all team and Hartleib is known for his good memory. So this form, as you see, is not so dumb after all. -o- TEACHERS’ FAMOUS SAYINGS If you don’t like it, you know what to do. I)epechez-vous, s’il vous plait. — (Hurry up if you please.) Go on reading quietly. Hurry and get in there. Get out and shovel coal. Will These Things Ever Happen? Helen Best—Not have her home¬ work done! Ethelyn Quigley—On the basket¬ ball team! Nourma Gledhill—Not laugh in English space! Cassie Lancucki—Ever get low marks in Dressmaking! Eleanor Slonina—Be out of the Badminton game! Teacher: What’s the matter Hales? You look worried. Haven’t you done your arithmetic? Hales: Work, work, nothing but work from morning till night. Teacher: How long have you been at it? Hales: Oh! I start to-morrow. -o- DANS NOTRE CLASSE Le Departement de Francais est nouveau dans notre ecole. II a ete inaugure l’an dernier pour le beni- fice des demoiselles dans le cours de Science Menagere. C’est un cours de trois ans. Les eleves aiment la langue fran- gaise et elles travaillent fort pour obtenir un accent juste. Pour nous a L’Ecole Technique de Windsor- Walkerville c’est difficile. Mais, prenons courage! -o- PLAISANTERIES Dans la Classe de Fran aise Mile: Avez-vous fait vos devoirs, Nour- ma? Nourma: We didn’t have any homework did we? Mile: Nourma, Parlez Francais. Nourma: Oui! Oui! Oui! • Mile: Depechez-vous s ' il vous plait. Helene: What did she say? Mile: Expliqucz le mot “Vacuum”, Eth¬ elyn. Ethelyn: Je 1’ai dans ma tete, mais je ne peux pas 1 ' expliquer. Pourquoi est-ce qu’un Francais ne mange qu’un oeuf? Parce qu ' un oeuf est “enough! -O- NEWS — C-3-B — NEWS This year C3B has the distinction of being the most popular form on the third floor of our wonderful school. Our form is made up of 40 energetic boys and girls always on hand at the Tea Dances and will¬ ing to fox-trot. The C3B form pa¬ per ‘The Tattler’, which was print¬ ed weekly until recently, told of all the form news and jokes and was read in the study spaces. The ed¬ itor, Joe Morrison, and his chief reporters, J. Duffy, A. Morrison and Robert Macdonald, were res¬ ponsible for most of the news. At the time this magazine is going to press, C3B will be presenting a one- act play entitled “An Interrupted Proposal” and a Dance by the girls. This programme is for “Tech Un¬ ited”.

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The Windsor-Walkerville Technical School Year Book 65 Then knock-out Wilkins who sure can box! If you don’t think so, stop a few socks. Look over Niemi who’s very gruff, But don’t kid yourself—he knows his stuff. They say Art Mann studies a lot; Don’t believe it, it ' s a lot of rot. There’s also Bill Merry, Milne and White, They never work and are always on strike. There’s the artist, Alex. Odevseff, He works in a restaurant and makes a good chef. The rest of the form will speak for it¬ self; They don’t hide at the back of the shelf. Now look us over—w e don’t fool; T. 3. B. from the Technical School. ART MANN -O- IMPOSSIBIBLITIES IN T-3-B WHITE being good looking. HALLIDAY keeping still. HULL acting sensible. POPE sitting in his own seat. IRA beating up ODEVSSF. PARENT handing in completed work. MERRY with dirty finger nails. NIEMI with his hair combed. WILKINS with his hair mussed. -O- WE LAUGH Instructor: Where are the Rocky Mount¬ ains the broadest? T.3.B. (In chorus): At the bottom. I.anglois: How long could I live with¬ out brains? Teacher: That remains to be seen. “Look papa, Ira’s cold is cured and we still got left a box of cough-drops. “Oo, vot extravagance! Tell Herman to get his feet wet. Merry: What’s the awful noise on the campus ? Jerry: Why, that’s an owl. Merry: I know it’s an owl, but oo’s ’owl- ing? Question: What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Answer: A cat has it’s clause at the end of it’s paws, while a comma has it’s pause at the end of it’s clause. Instructor: Merry, if you don’t be good you ' ll get a walking ticket. Merry: Please, dear teacher, what does a walking ticket look like? -O- Who Knows? I used to think I knew I knew, But now I must confess; The more I know I know I know, I know I know the less. GERALD BOURNE, (Philosopher) -o- C-3-C VANITIES. Miss Terry Lucier leads us all, When dancing she makes hardly a sound at all. And Francis St. Amour comes very near, But sound from spike heels you expect to hear. Miss Dorothy Child is next in the line, Powders her nose to take off the shine. Winnie Fullerton so thort and thin, Quits her studies as soon as she begins. Florence Miller has a twinkling eye, She doesn’t worry, so why should I? Miss Grace Beckett excels in Busine Law, The answers she gives fill the rest with awe. Then of course, there ' s Kathryn Brooks. She spends a lot of time with her books. Miss Red Brady is official door-stop, Lifts the curtain and lets it drop. And there will certainly be something doin’ If we forgot to mention Josephine Goulin. I know a girl, E. A. L. f If her name you’d have me tell; You must first then of me beg it, It is Eileen Alice Leggatt. The author’s name I must not tell. It is just plain D. E. L v So this little ditty I’ll bring to an end; Hoping I have said nothing that will offend. DORIS LEGGATT.