Lowe High School - Towers Yearbook (Windsor, Ontario Canada)

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62 The Windsor-WaUcerville Technical School Year Book Compliments of the Ckick Contracting Company Limited and the Ckick Fuel Supply Company Limited 95i McDOUGALL STREET WINDSOR. ONT. 4

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The Windsor-Walkerville Technical School Year Book 61 WELL KNOWN TRUTHS A scholar may chose the rosy way. But here I set the rule. Did you ever see a loafer Who was an honour to his school? I’ve never known a teacher to praise The boy or girl who shirked, I’ve never seen a prize won, By one who has not worked. Let us speak of luck and fortune ' s smile But lessons must be learned, The sower only sows the seed, Wher’er the furrow is turned. Behind the graduating days, Which we all long to see, Are hours and hours of irksome toil hrc such delights can be. And on that day of all days, We see a large ‘ ' Class ' We know that some of the scholars Have been equal to the task. GRACE ROSWELL. - o - AROUND THE CLASS ROOMS Business Correspondence Harmon—I’m so dizzy. St. Louis — Wassarnatter? Harmon — eVc just been studving cir¬ cular letters. In Room 208 Teacher—1 pint milk at 6 cts., 1 lb. ?!m ar . at ? c s ’’ at 55 cts. a dozen. What s the result? Esther — (Raising her hand) — Please, I know — it’s a custard! History I eacher Cherkinsky, give me a com¬ prehensive account of the diverse en¬ croachments made by Napoleon upon the autonomy of the neighboring states Cherkinsky (under his breath)—I don’t think it s fair to call me such names fdSr f WITH OUR TEAMS The Gym. Team Instructor — want every body to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move as if lie were riding a hicvclc. Com¬ mence! Why have you stopped, Blactkon? Blackton — If you please sir, I was coasting. With the Hockey Team Waiter — Order, please. Team—Whazzamatter? We ain’t makin ' any noise. MacDonald—How’s your sister getting on at College, Theobald? 1 heobald — Oh, she’s having trouble with her Greek. MacI) —aw— Why doesn’t she get a Cana¬ dian fellow! Mr. Lowe — Sick yesterday, eh? But how was it that I met you running down the street? Hicks — Oh, that was when I was going for a doctor. Fisher—Hello, Sain, I see you’ve been in Chicago. Sam — Oh no, that ' s just a moth hole. King — Last night I made an awful mis¬ take. Windecker — That so. How come? King — I drank some gold paint. Windecker — How do you feel now? King—Guilty 1 In Basketball Too? Taxi Driver (speeding towards rail¬ way crossing as “flyer” approaches)—I bet I can beat it.” Passenger (petrified)—I only hope it is’nt a tie! jfc jfc 3|c The Rifle Team Instructor — Hull, where arc all your shots going? Every one has missed the target. Hull — I don’t know, sir. Every one left here all right. Teacher — Give me a sentence using the word “Moron.” Pupil — Mother told my sister she couldn ' t go out unless she put more on. So you imagine you know as much as the teacher, do you? W ell you yourself heard him say he couldift teach me anything.

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The Windsor-Walkerville Technical School Year Book 63 WE PROMISED YOU GREATER VALUES FOR 1927 Two-Trouser Suits for C O L L E 6 I They’re here, fellows! Those new English Tweed Suits in those lighter tones and original fancy weaves that the younger men are wearing everywhere. College-styled, single or double-breasted models with the wear built-in. You’ll say they’re all to the good at $16.50 to $30.00. Dowlers Limited Built on Ualue — Maintained on Ualue A N S $ 16 50 to $ 30 °° +•