Louisville High School - Mirror Yearbook (Louisville, OH)

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Where They'll Stop-Nobody Knows she will present a comedy sketch from Elsie Zielasko's Book of Biography Sketches. Among the characters impersonated are Joe Crock, wisecrack- er g Sophie Manos, the world's fastest talking woman, Eileen Marthey, tem- permental actress of Hollywood, and Charles Raymond, he-man soprano with his accompanist, Eileen Sluss. And now for our torch singer! Thelma Conrad will sing that salty bit of rhythm Navy Blues, from Edwin Kintner's musical comedy Annie Appolis, accompanied by the orchestra. We pause for a word from Dr. Cyrus Jackson, sponsor of this pro- gram. CMy goodness, Look! There are some one's false teeth-Oh no, its a-why its Dorothy Schrader with her mouth open! I hear she advertises for tooth pastes, etc. Sh-h-h-, Cy is going to speak.J Use my tooth cleanser, he says. It is guaranteed to clean and brighten enamel and porcelain lixtures. So whether false or true, your teeth, dear fran', will be cleaned thoroughly with this cleanser. Famous people all over this mud-ball endorse it. Among these are Robert Richard- son, traveling salesman , Rita Moulin, beautician of Rita Schwallie's Salong and Mae Sturtridge, cartoonist for Wilton's newspapers. We pause for' station identification. This is station B-O-O atop the Herrick Pipemakers Building, Louis- ville. We continue the program with Russ Klinger, crooner with Nelson Hawk's Brass Band, singing the next number, B-B-B-Blondes. Now the world renowned radio personality, Thomas Gallagher, will interview Donald Owens, florist. N Mr, Owens, is it true that you have recently won the Don Stunz prize of remarkable achievement for your development of a flower ? Mr. Gal- lagher asks. Yes, Mr. Gallagher, is Don's answer. I call it my Blossom of the Boulevard. The first specimens of this flower made up Margaret Callahan's bridal bouquet when this noted model from Kathryn E. Weyand's Salon recently wedded Dr. Richard Garner, famous heart specialist. Another one of my original flowers will soon be on display at the Fred Conkey Green House. I thank you. I see in our audience numerous other famous people: Louise O'brovac noted ballroom dancer 5 Miss Ellen Phillips, superintendant of nurses at Johns Hopkins, Dr. Harold Stocker, famous eye specialist, and Tom Weida, New York's most prominent dance master. With Tom is his famous Broad- way chorus which includes such stars as Lucille Cholley, Eileen Upperman, Dorothae Steen, Hazel Scott, Helen Menegay and Mildred Oyster. We are sorry to inform our audience that Attorney Glenn Miller will be unable to speak to them. He is working on a case for Dick Conrad, manufacturer of men's toupees, who charges that he became seriously ill after eating a meal in Lou Tournoux's famous Parisian restaurant. Miss Tournoux employs the famous cooks, Sylvia Bowman and Lois Miller. The program closes with Gugelman and his violin. Maestro George plays that charming melody Shy-Girl with Vida, Ethel, and Evelyn doing the vocal. Your commentator has been Frances N ees. Page twenty-one Y Y AA v AA Y AA B2 ww l M wa W MW MR r

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Y AM Y AA V AA v 44. VW AA WW ll, is N5 X NVQ MN NN P M 5 Men of Destiny The Senior Class of 1937 presents a tell-a-vision preview of its members in a program to be presented fifteen years from now. The first ' L. B. C. to appear on the screen IS Raymond Meadows, ace announcer for He speaks: We are resenting the Senior Class of 1937 in a program featuring all D its members. The program opens with Judd Warstler s orchestra playing I Say Ole Top from Ed Paumier's Scandals of 1957. Before the number begins, I should like to introduce the star of that show Mlle. Susanne L'Belle, better known to you as Susan Menster. Looking at the screen of the 'tell-a-vision' set we see Sue escorted by Owen Carper, millionaire playboy. Next to be presented on Louisvi e s e Tell-it Reporter. Take it away, Ernie! Hello, everyone, this is Ernie Zielasko, bringing to you news from here, there and other places. From Hollywood comes word that Neva Mason, star of Louisville Lady has eloped with a former Louisville food distributor. The elopement terminated a seventeen-year-old courtship. Today Republican candidate for president, Marion Lahr, opened his attack against the beautiful brunette, Margaret Beach, the Women's can- didate for President. Campaign Manager Anna Shirey, persuaded Miss Beach to dye her blond locks so she would not appear light-headed to voters. Vincent Kress, former Louisville High School cut-up, now a veteran comedian of Broadway, will be starred with his blond stooge, Fern Biery, in a new Broadway show, Dimplcd Devils. The author of the play is the famous dramatist Robert Pochubay. The baseball Writers Association today announced that Lloyd Haidet, the most valuable a short stop of Paul Ferguson's famed Red Tops was player in the United States. Dale Emhoff has filed patent for h wheels. 'll ' M n of Destiny program is your is invention, a gas station on Violet Nydahl, blond secretary to the Wall Street broker, William W'll' m Ault football coach Beaber, filed a breach of promise suit against 1 1a , at Ohio State University. President Raymond Sheatsley of O. S. U., speak- ing through his secretary, Savilla Taylor, said, 'I have nothing to say of the matter? Other Professors, among whom are Mary Lou Vogler, mathe- matics professor, Ibby Wehling, director of the department of Physical Education, and Mildred Sommers, department of Agriculture, declined to comment. Mary Buchman, famed aviatrix, and her co-pilot, Helen Weisend, have just completed their first non-stop Pacific flight, east to west. Miss Grace Starkey wishes to announce the first anniversary of her Reducing Shoppe. Marie Cholley and Eunice Sluss are the directors of this fine shoppe. New Classes will begin tomorrow with Edith' Stockert and Grace Schloneger, instructors. And now, so-long until tomorrow. I remain your Louisville Laddie, Ernie Zielaskof' Among the famous monologists of the day is Mary Kinemond. Today Page twenty

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ll ll :Q HN :Q 4 Y V A AA YV AA VV AL W ma HE NN MM P 4 QW By Way of Television We, the class of 1937, do hereby declare this to be our last will and testament: It 1: Margaret Callahan and Eunice Sluss will their gurgling giggles em to Grace Patterson and Doris Menegay. - ' ' ' t Herbert Van Horn all his excess height. Item 2. William Beaber g121I1 s Item 3: Harry Adams is the lucky person who receives Cy Jackson s wee-weary-Willys with the wobbly wheels. Item 4: Nina McCoy and Mary Zwick leave their dark locks to Betty Nydahl. Item 5: Edwin Kintner grants Chief Menegay the senior girls' hearts he has broken. Item 6: Tom Weida, Red, Ferguson, and Tom Gallagher leave their ' Cf they choosej J uliet's the right to choose new Romeo s 1 . Item 7: If Bill Taylor furnishes his own bow, he may have George Gugelman's violin. Item 8: Hickory College is to receive Marion Lahr's flivver to carry the Hick-ree nuts to and from school. ' V ler ives Bill Hallas her interest in Wellsville. Item 9. Mary Lou og g Item 10: Neva Mason, Sylvia Bowman, and Grace Starkey grant next year's cafeteria managers the right to show Miss Foltz how to make bis- cuits without ,burning them. Item 11: Bernice Brison receives Mary Buchmann's love of Alliance. Item 12: Anna Shirey and Evelyn Theiss will their quiet ways to John Dalsky and Bill Rhodes. Item 131: The boy frans of Lucina Tournoux and Hazel Scott are M D ld left to Mary Herrick and Eileen c ona . Item 14' Helen Weisend and Kathryn Weyand will their naturally curly locks to Ruth Sheatsley and Dorothy Ickes. Item 15' Donald Wilton and Joe Crock's wisecracks b Chicken'3 Henning and Donald Voltz hereafter. are to be made Y Item 16: Marcella Monter and Betty Kerstetter leave their flivvers for Shorty Winters and Gale Caskey to take their friends 'round in. Item 17: Lois Miller's roller skates are bequeathed to Doris Lazear. Item 18: Donald Owens wills that girlish figure to Beef Masterson. Item 19: Jane Shoemaker will hereafter be adorned by Mildred Som- mers' slick hair. Item 20: From now on Jack Ridgeway and Harris Mason are to carry on the arguments of Russ Klinger and Ray Sheatsley. Item 21: Harry Rosenick is to make use of Dale Emhoff's filling station. Item 22: Jean Lentz gets Mildred Oyster's speech on Co-operation. Item 23: Those scholarly specs of Ellen Phillips are to be worn by Kenny Dornan. Item 24: Edith Stockert, Dorothae Steen, and Ethel Bohinsky leave their 5 gl 10c store positions to Martha Grim, Marjorie Pillot, and Margaret Bachtel. Item 25: The lipstick on Leo Schillig's cheek is to adorn Margaret Kauth's lips for the year 1938. Item 26: To Alice Jane Clawson and Betty Grimsley goes Rita Moulin and Eileen Upperman's lovable friendship. Item 27: The qualities that make Bob Richardson a good salesman are inherited by Bob Beauchat. Item 28: Dorothy Schrader wills her dancing feet to John Metzger. Item 29: Don Stunz's slouch is inherited by Jerry Bircher. Item 30: Louise Obrovac's beloved French book goes to Louise Wilson. ' ' ' 'll be worn by Eugene Briggs. Item 31: Vincent Kress cheshire grin W1 Page twenty-two